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DerektheAsian

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2010
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#23 - Why can't society just practice both sides of the argument? …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Feminist logic fail #5 +14
User avatar #112 - cackrel (05/20/2015) [-]
That's what everyone thinks anyway
Rape is bad.
You don't have to say to young boys, " don't rape ."
User avatar #32 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/20/2015) [-]
We already practice both sides.
People are taught that sexual assault is wrong and there are programs and tools available to defend yourself against such an assault.
The issue here is there are women going around convincing other women that their safety is not their responsibility. And sooner or later, somebody's going to get hurt, or killed because of it.
User avatar #26 - kalimah (05/20/2015) [-]
The problem is we all,grown members of society,know we shouldnt steal,kill or rape. The people who do it just either dont care about the consequences or ignore them because they live in the moment,are willing to face them because the crime will be more rewarding than the punishment for it(if they even get caught) or just planned to not get caught.

That and she thinks ALL men,indiscriminatelly,want to rape and will rape if given the chance. As if we dont have morals or self control. You cant force someone who doesnt care about compassion or sympathy to not do things they want to do. Maybe in the future we will create a effective brainwashing tecnique?
#21 - Practically the reason why loading that last save was needed.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Loading last save +15
User avatar #27 - zerotzallander (03/21/2015) [-]
pls
not sure if those tstill works
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JazvrCHFfg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5LVvtuuRns
if anything watch some gtuh speedies for gettin' beetuh biutsch
#25 - I never knew I needed doggy moustache porn in my life un… 02/08/2015 on When things get super kinky +2
#5 - Getting paid in fishes? What kind of glorious currency is th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on A good understanding of my... +1
#9 - include (02/08/2015) [-]
#7 - Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? HHHHNNNNNNN… 01/14/2015 on When you too damn saxy to... -5
#8 - Later that day.. 01/10/2015 on In The Immortal Words of... +34
#7 - MFW trying to leave FJ.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Tryin to leave FJ +99
User avatar #95 - hattheifbatman (01/10/2015) [-]
But, you can still click that spot
Assuming it wont shock and you only took the key top off
User avatar #59 - wtfduud (01/10/2015) [-]
nice face you've got there
#26 - Elk (01/10/2015) [-]
MFW getting on FunnyJunk
#88 - tarabostes (01/10/2015) [-]
MRW entering NSFW
#19 - menorin has deleted their comment.
#21 - hiddenrealm (01/10/2015) [-]
oh look you got the joke
#4 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Karma +74
User avatar #22 - eiaisqzbsesb (01/10/2015) [-]
#15 - paraigon (01/10/2015) [-]
Everytime i read the first 5 words i already know to skip this
#43 - corps (01/10/2015) [-]
YOU HAVE NO IDEA, MY PAIN AND SUFFERING
User avatar #18 - shadowhorn (01/10/2015) [-]
I make a point of reading the entire copy pasta every time I stumble upon it. It's liberating, somehow.
User avatar #14 - fudgewastaken (01/10/2015) [-]
hey keep it child friendly
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
#22 - I'm a simple man. I see boobs, I buy pens. 01/09/2015 on Sold +30
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Trust No One +14
#21 - hassoutobi (01/09/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD
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