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Gender: female
Steam Profile: wersduff
Consoles Owned: 3DS, Wii, Xbox, DS, Gamecube, N64, Super Nintendo, Gameboy, GBA, SP, PSP, PS1
Video Games Played: Animal Crossing: New Leaf and any Pokemon, I have them all. c:. Also recently got into TF2.
Interests: Lacrosse, basketball, and video games. c:
Date Signed Up:3/04/2010
Last Login:7/06/2014
Location:United States
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If anyone has any of the systems listed please message me, maybe we have a game that we can play together. ^-^ But Pokemon is my absolute baby, couldn't live without it. I play Skate 3, Minecraft, TF2, L4D2, Skyrim, Fable, a few other I am unable to name at this time.

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    Totally sporty chic Totally sporty chic
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    Stupid Nerd Girl Stupid Nerd Girl
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    THE CRUELEST JOKE EVER THE CRUELEST JOKE EVER
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    My dog. My dog.
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#409 - Does anyone know the whole story? What did the pony look like?…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Bronies 0
User avatar #423 - WtfStrawberries (05/10/2014) [-]
www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/trade-yah-story-behind-wheel-chair-pony.html
You can read about it here, all I was willing to put in the effort to look for
User avatar #422 - quicksilveralicorn (05/10/2014) [-]
Forgot the name.

Sylvain Levasseur Portelance
#421 - talosknight (05/10/2014) [-]
Did some research, and here's your handicapped pony. Apparently the kid had some horrible paralysis in his spine.
#419 - quicksilveralicorn (05/10/2014) [-]
He's 18 at the moment I believe, and he has spinal muscular atrophy type III, so the Make-A-Wish foundation gave him his wish and starred him on the show.
#36 - Same with me. I once had a girl hold onto my arm and drag me a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on And they said football was... 0
User avatar #45 - nyxeos (03/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, girl's sports get violent. Another one I left out, I played one team back in grade 7 or 8, and since I was the only girl on the team that played outside of school I was one of our top players that year, so every time I went to move during that game whoever was guarding me would grab my jersey and pull back as hard as they could. It got to the point where my French teacher (who was assistant coach and only really there as an extra driver) was screaming at the ref. It worked out alright though, since I played with their top player, and was able to get her kicked out since I knew she was incapable of planting her feet for a block I just kept driving and plowing through her until she had too many fouls.
#71 - "Laura Croft" 03/29/2014 on And the strong nord woman... +5
#75 - Greek but my family never had traces of anything other than Po… 03/27/2014 on Embarrassingly stupid... 0
#39 - Wow dude, wtf. Someone is super high-strung today. I hope you … 03/27/2014 on bitch got owned +5
#1408 - **** MAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET BANNED FOR PRONZ  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#1409 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
what have i done.......
#1398 - We are destined to mate and create Almost-dull feather.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#1407 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
feather sex?
User avatar #1408 - Denmarrk (03/21/2014) [-]
SHIT MAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET BANNED FOR PRONZ
#1409 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
what have i done.......
#1385 - Sharp Feather bout to cut bitches up  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Assasins name +1
#1395 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
Bald Feather
bout to not cut bitches up
User avatar #1398 - Denmarrk (03/21/2014) [-]
We are destined to mate and create Almost-dull feather.
#1407 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
feather sex?
User avatar #1408 - Denmarrk (03/21/2014) [-]
SHIT MAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET BANNED FOR PRONZ
#1409 - ottoboys (03/21/2014) [-]
what have i done.......
#37 - Google maps one is incorrect, I know where I live in Poland is… 03/17/2014 on Facts 0
#729 - The dark tarantula, well, i'm pretty sure tarantulas aren't white. 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
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User avatar #69 - joshlol (08/09/2014) [-]
Location: United States
User avatar #70 to #69 - joshlol (08/09/2014) [-]
abstractpink would be turning in his grave
User avatar #60 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Denmarrk (01/12/2014) [-]
Can you make a ham and tomato sandwich
User avatar #62 to #61 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
That's not the kind of sandwich I expect American's to enjoy, I thought you guys were more into PB + J. But yes, I certainly can.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Denmarrk (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm from a Polish family, so we prefer our cold cuts, but an occasional PB+J isn't bad.

Alright, as long as you can make me a ham and tomato sandwich I am okay with you being in the kitchen.
User avatar #64 to #63 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
Polish living in the US? Cool.

Were you born there or are you on a H-1b visa or something?
User avatar #65 to #64 - Denmarrk (01/12/2014) [-]
I was actually born here, but my family (including my parents) lived in Poland for a long time before moving here and starting a family. I can speak Polish and read and write, and I do visit Poland once in a while, so it's all good, I guess.
User avatar #66 to #65 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. Lots of Polish living in my country.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Denmarrk (01/12/2014) [-]
Why, where do you live?
User avatar #68 to #67 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
I live in London.
#58 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#59 to #58 - Denmarrk (12/29/2013) [-]
OP delivers
#28 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
I may.. sort of... have a thing for tall girls..
I may.. sort of... have a thing for tall girls..
#29 to #28 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
>Yfw if you ever saw me in real life.
User avatar #49 to #29 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
When reply limits happen you just reply to the top.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, probably should've known that since I've been on here since 2010. I usually don't have conversations for this long, honestly. c:
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Ah. I think I hit like 5 reply limits daily...
User avatar #52 to #51 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Sheesh, you must spend a lot of time on Funnyjunk. I just got my laptop back two weeks ago, unrepaired, so I had to buy a new one. I essentially went 3 months with out internet. And you bet i was crying when I finally got my new one.
User avatar #53 to #52 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Im glad you got it resolved.

Yeah funnyjunk is like my home. Like a family.
User avatar #54 to #53 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, no matter how bad you think the internet seems, you always find the good people on there. You're a pretty good example. I used to spend hours on Funnyjunk just talking with people.
User avatar #55 to #54 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Its great. There are a lot of ********* here though. But it evens out.
User avatar #56 to #55 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
********* made me die in laughter. I usually call people Douchedicks but that works too. It really does even out, i've had some great people here. And then the ********* . Sigggghhhhh.
User avatar #57 to #56 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Hehe c:
#30 to #29 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
What makes you say that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm fat. A muscluar athlete way over 200 pounds. Any other questions?
#32 to #31 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Eh, not my type really, but its cool that you're an athlete. What do you do?
#33 to #32 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I play basketball and am a state-known goalie in lacrosse. And I appreciate you flattering me for the day, it felt nice. You would also have no problems getting a girl, man. You're really smooth. Keep your head up. Also, have a random-ass gif that amuses me so.
I play basketball and am a state-known goalie in lacrosse. And I appreciate you flattering me for the day, it felt nice. You would also have no problems getting a girl, man. You're really smooth. Keep your head up. Also, have a random-ass gif that amuses me so.
#34 to #33 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Thats really cool actually! I've never really been into sports myself.

And I don't remember anything ever, so I dont even know what you're talking about.. sorry..
#35 to #34 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Flattering me, as in trying to pick me up. It just flattered me because no one ever does anything like that to me, so it felt nice bro. It's fun to be flirted with. It's not your fault you didn't catch anything, I think too deep into words anyway. Have a nice day bro c:
#36 to #35 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh hehe thanks. We dont have to stop talking. How was your day?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I dunno, I had a delay for school today, so I got to browse Funnyjunk. I had basketball practice which got me pushed over a few times. And my friends who were dating for a day broke up because the girl decided she didn't want to hurt him more than she would already. This isn't middle school romance, by the way.

What did you do today? .3.
User avatar #38 to #37 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like an eventful day.

I didn't do too much actually.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I've been wondering this the whole conversation, how did you get your green text? Front page or something? I know that you're like, rank 9 in comments, is that how?

i seriously don't know how this works, man.
User avatar #40 to #39 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
I used to make a lot of OC. I wish I got to chose the text color, but this is still awesome.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I made fourth page. Does that count for anything? Changing the topic, what games are you currently playing? I've got a bunch.
#42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Killing floor lately. My favorite is warframe.   
   
You?
Killing floor lately. My favorite is warframe.

You?
User avatar #43 to #42 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Um, i'm doing another playthrough of Skyrim, my friend forced me into TF2, and (call me a loser) but i'm literally playing Sims as we speak.
User avatar #44 to #43 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
I love tf2 for casual play. Its a nice friendly game.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Not until I rage throw my laptop because i'm just getting used to the mechanics. It really is a fun game, though.
User avatar #46 to #45 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
Mhm. What mechanics are you used to? Tf2s are pretty basic.
User avatar #47 to #46 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I honestly don't do much PC gaming, but ironically my other school that I do computer work with daily seems to override the TF2 mechanics, causing me to hit keys that I frequently hit using the modeling program. It's really stupid.
User avatar #48 to #47 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
I dont understand.
User avatar #16 - kanadetenshi (12/16/2013) [-]
I see you have 3DS and pokemans.

What's your safari?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
To be 100% honest, no idea.

If you still want to trade FCs, I'm cool with that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
The name's Melissa and the FC is 2836-0251-3061
User avatar #20 to #19 - kanadetenshi (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh yeah my in game name is Mark, i want to change it to kanade but can't be bothered to play it all over again and lose my pokemon in the process. Are you into competitive battling?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm most certainly interested. I do well in triple battles, lukewarm in double, and absolutely suck at single. I was going to go to a tournament soon, as well. Just to see how it goes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kanadetenshi (12/16/2013) [-]
Nice, i never played anything besides singles myself but i'm interested in trying out tag battles.

You mean the VGC?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
VGC- honestly not 100% sure as to what you're referring to, but I do play competitive online, but in the city next to me they have a card store that runs competitive battles. It's actually a pretty big store, they held the Magic regionals. But like, competitive-to-fly-out-to-worlds no, I'm not that competitive.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kanadetenshi (12/16/2013) [-]
Ah, i want to try out tournaments online but i'm not sure where to start really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
They aren't really running ny right now, but as soon as they do you should try it just for fun. You should add me and i'll try a battle against you and see how you stand, and give you tips on what to do to improve. Sound cool?
User avatar #26 to #25 - kanadetenshi (12/16/2013) [-]
Sounds good, although i haven't finished my team yet. I just can't get a phantrump with harvest and a good nature. >.<
User avatar #27 to #26 - Denmarrk (12/16/2013) [-]
Natures are super important, but lazy me barely bothers with them since I was more concerned completing the Pokedex.
User avatar #14 - dildoes (07/07/2013) [-]
i want your body
User avatar #15 to #14 - Denmarrk (07/09/2013) [-]
Not sure if flattered or disgusted. Any reason you want allll thiiiissss?
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#5 to #4 - Denmarrk (06/15/2013) [-]
Actually, my name was based off this guy, so don't get too wet. :3
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#7 to #6 - Denmarrk (06/15/2013) [-]
Need some help there?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Denmarrk (06/15/2013) [-]
The face is messed up. I meant : P
User avatar #1 - mettih (04/23/2013) [-]
If your username is Denmarrk, why is your location United states?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Denmarrk (04/23/2013) [-]
Scandanavia and the World comics by Humon. Denmark. Look it up.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mettih (04/23/2013) [-]
I know them.
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