Only impossible because one cannot give birth to ones self. If the baby was just some random baby, then it's entirely linear.

One could argue that the entire situation shouldn't even be necessary if certain people, such as yourself, would just give a fuck.

What I find amusing, is that you were the first to throw insults to get your point across.

Everyone dies someday kid, its what you do in your life that defines how you lived.
Why die and old decrepit man who has done nothing with his life, when you have the option to care about another human being.

Like I said before, there are plenty of situations. Situations that wont involve life or death, but could alter the course of yours, or someone else s life for the better. Why not take a chance to do something rather than be lazy sit on your ass and play on a computer.
If no one cared about the people in the World Trade Centers, we would have had a lot more dead people.

I am inclined to agree, but people have to realize that not everything is funny, regardless of going to a site promoting funny. Say you bought a ticket to a comedian, and said comedian is making incredibly innapropriate, morality raising conflicts. Are you going to stand back, clap, laugh, cheer, or are you going to stop this person from going any further, and attempt to figure out what the meaning behind his act is. There are times you must be serious regardless of what you are doing. I also understand that this site is mostly browsed by children under the age of 18, who have not really matured enough to understand what I am attempting to get across. (still not mature at 18) In all essence I am wasting my time, because if I was 16 again, I would probably be saying fuck you and thumbing myself down also. Because, that's how we are and were as kids.

Funny site = funny shit. We all know when a post is funny. But people make comments, and they are not very funny, sometimes incredibly offensive, or downright stupid. A child does not know what a vibrator is, let alone a dildo, although some do but have no clue about the difference and such. So when someone calls another retarded, or stupid and they do not even know what age this person is...Yes, clearly that is a blatant insult, not a funny comment. I must seek action against this because that's who I am. And I am not going to change. I look at things from all points of views, a kids, teens, adults , right, wrong and so on. Why? Because its the only way for me to see the whole picture and pick the correct side, which is often the losing side because most people tend to be bad than good it seems. I am older in the mind rather than the body, I am wiser than my own father and mother alike who as a child I was convinced were incredibly intelligent and wise. They often come to me for help in all aspects as do others. I should expect insulting stuff on this site, and I do. Some days its to much to handle. I pity this world full of unintelligent human beings. Its not because they are stupid, its because they dont care, they dont challenge themselves, they dont attempt to think or even try. And that makes me a raging lunatic when I come across such a person. Its hard to explain in words, but I do understand where your coming from.

I am not forcing anyone to do anything. We are all faced with choices and decisions. I am only trying to get people to open there mind to the boundless answers. Its their choice if they want to or not, but I will defend what I know is right to the bone core. Not once did I say you will understand what I am saying or you will be shat upon by the gods. I am only giving my opinion, because ultimately all it is, is MY opinion. I dont think I am always right. I only choose the battles to which I am right. I could argue about anything and everything. Did you know that the sky is really brown...But that would make me wrong so I dont argue that. Not everyone is uncaring, just anyone that disagreed with me when I said. "7 year olds shouldn't know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator and shouldn't be made fun of considering they are to young to understand it." So are you telling me that that is wrong? If I am an asshole, your the dick...Its hard to express emotion in words on a website rather than face to face. Another thing I feel strongly about. There should be some system to which we know when people are joking on comments or are being sadistic pricks, which on funnyjunk (to which I think even you would agree) can sometimes be very troubling, such as here.

Here is a situation for you. Your walking down the street, you see some woman getting mugged, you stop to think about the situation. Eventually you shrug your shoulders and move on because you dont give a fuck. The next morning the woman is on the news, being reported dead.

Situation 2...You help this woman, and run off the criminals, you feel good, she feels good, she is able to describe the men, which leads to their arrest. How did you do this? Because you gave a fuck. That is the real world, shit like this happens every day. Some situations more extreme, some not.

Situation 3... You attempt to help the woman, but get shot, you die, she dies, the mugger gets away. I'd rather not give a fuck and live, than get shot or stabbed and die.

One could argue that the entire situation shouldn't even be necessary if certain people, such as yourself, would just give a fuck.

What I find amusing, is that you were the first to throw insults to get your point across.

Everyone dies someday kid, its what you do in your life that defines how you lived.
Why die and old decrepit man who has done nothing with his life, when you have the option to care about another human being.

Like I said before, there are plenty of situations. Situations that wont involve life or death, but could alter the course of yours, or someone else s life for the better. Why not take a chance to do something rather than be lazy sit on your ass and play on a computer.
If no one cared about the people in the World Trade Centers, we would have had a lot more dead people.

I am inclined to agree, but people have to realize that not everything is funny, regardless of going to a site promoting funny. Say you bought a ticket to a comedian, and said comedian is making incredibly innapropriate, morality raising conflicts. Are you going to stand back, clap, laugh, cheer, or are you going to stop this person from going any further, and attempt to figure out what the meaning behind his act is. There are times you must be serious regardless of what you are doing. I also understand that this site is mostly browsed by children under the age of 18, who have not really matured enough to understand what I am attempting to get across. (still not mature at 18) In all essence I am wasting my time, because if I was 16 again, I would probably be saying fuck you and thumbing myself down also. Because, that's how we are and were as kids.

Funny site = funny shit. We all know when a post is funny. But people make comments, and they are not very funny, sometimes incredibly offensive, or downright stupid. A child does not know what a vibrator is, let alone a dildo, although some do but have no clue about the difference and such. So when someone calls another retarded, or stupid and they do not even know what age this person is...Yes, clearly that is a blatant insult, not a funny comment. I must seek action against this because that's who I am. And I am not going to change. I look at things from all points of views, a kids, teens, adults , right, wrong and so on. Why? Because its the only way for me to see the whole picture and pick the correct side, which is often the losing side because most people tend to be bad than good it seems. I am older in the mind rather than the body, I am wiser than my own father and mother alike who as a child I was convinced were incredibly intelligent and wise. They often come to me for help in all aspects as do others. I should expect insulting stuff on this site, and I do. Some days its to much to handle. I pity this world full of unintelligent human beings. Its not because they are stupid, its because they dont care, they dont challenge themselves, they dont attempt to think or even try. And that makes me a raging lunatic when I come across such a person. Its hard to explain in words, but I do understand where your coming from.

I am not forcing anyone to do anything. We are all faced with choices and decisions. I am only trying to get people to open there mind to the boundless answers. Its their choice if they want to or not, but I will defend what I know is right to the bone core. Not once did I say you will understand what I am saying or you will be shat upon by the gods. I am only giving my opinion, because ultimately all it is, is MY opinion. I dont think I am always right. I only choose the battles to which I am right. I could argue about anything and everything. Did you know that the sky is really brown...But that would make me wrong so I dont argue that. Not everyone is uncaring, just anyone that disagreed with me when I said. "7 year olds shouldn't know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator and shouldn't be made fun of considering they are to young to understand it." So are you telling me that that is wrong? If I am an asshole, your the dick...Its hard to express emotion in words on a website rather than face to face. Another thing I feel strongly about. There should be some system to which we know when people are joking on comments or are being sadistic pricks, which on funnyjunk (to which I think even you would agree) can sometimes be very troubling, such as here.

Not giving a fuck is what makes this world even worse than it is. If everyone gave a fuck everything would be decent.

If everyone gave a fuck, the world would become corrupt or boring. It's like, if the entire world was exactly like you. You wouldn't be able to handle it. If you're a bitch, the world will be a bitch. If you care, the world will fall, just to get your attention. Maybe if you took the dicks out of your mouth, you'd see, that not giving a fuck, helps a whole lot more people become stronger.

Here is a situation for you. Your walking down the street, you see some woman getting mugged, you stop to think about the situation. Eventually you shrug your shoulders and move on because you dont give a fuck. The next morning the woman is on the news, being reported dead.

Situation 2...You help this woman, and run off the criminals, you feel good, she feels good, she is able to describe the men, which leads to their arrest. How did you do this? Because you gave a fuck. That is the real world, shit like this happens every day. Some situations more extreme, some not.

Situation 3... You attempt to help the woman, but get shot, you die, she dies, the mugger gets away. I'd rather not give a fuck and live, than get shot or stabbed and die.

One could argue that the entire situation shouldn't even be necessary if certain people, such as yourself, would just give a fuck.

What I find amusing, is that you were the first to throw insults to get your point across.

Everyone dies someday kid, its what you do in your life that defines how you lived.
Why die and old decrepit man who has done nothing with his life, when you have the option to care about another human being.

Like I said before, there are plenty of situations. Situations that wont involve life or death, but could alter the course of yours, or someone else s life for the better. Why not take a chance to do something rather than be lazy sit on your ass and play on a computer.
If no one cared about the people in the World Trade Centers, we would have had a lot more dead people.

I am inclined to agree, but people have to realize that not everything is funny, regardless of going to a site promoting funny. Say you bought a ticket to a comedian, and said comedian is making incredibly innapropriate, morality raising conflicts. Are you going to stand back, clap, laugh, cheer, or are you going to stop this person from going any further, and attempt to figure out what the meaning behind his act is. There are times you must be serious regardless of what you are doing. I also understand that this site is mostly browsed by children under the age of 18, who have not really matured enough to understand what I am attempting to get across. (still not mature at 18) In all essence I am wasting my time, because if I was 16 again, I would probably be saying fuck you and thumbing myself down also. Because, that's how we are and were as kids.

Funny site = funny shit. We all know when a post is funny. But people make comments, and they are not very funny, sometimes incredibly offensive, or downright stupid. A child does not know what a vibrator is, let alone a dildo, although some do but have no clue about the difference and such. So when someone calls another retarded, or stupid and they do not even know what age this person is...Yes, clearly that is a blatant insult, not a funny comment. I must seek action against this because that's who I am. And I am not going to change. I look at things from all points of views, a kids, teens, adults , right, wrong and so on. Why? Because its the only way for me to see the whole picture and pick the correct side, which is often the losing side because most people tend to be bad than good it seems. I am older in the mind rather than the body, I am wiser than my own father and mother alike who as a child I was convinced were incredibly intelligent and wise. They often come to me for help in all aspects as do others. I should expect insulting stuff on this site, and I do. Some days its to much to handle. I pity this world full of unintelligent human beings. Its not because they are stupid, its because they dont care, they dont challenge themselves, they dont attempt to think or even try. And that makes me a raging lunatic when I come across such a person. Its hard to explain in words, but I do understand where your coming from.

I am not forcing anyone to do anything. We are all faced with choices and decisions. I am only trying to get people to open there mind to the boundless answers. Its their choice if they want to or not, but I will defend what I know is right to the bone core. Not once did I say you will understand what I am saying or you will be shat upon by the gods. I am only giving my opinion, because ultimately all it is, is MY opinion. I dont think I am always right. I only choose the battles to which I am right. I could argue about anything and everything. Did you know that the sky is really brown...But that would make me wrong so I dont argue that. Not everyone is uncaring, just anyone that disagreed with me when I said. "7 year olds shouldn't know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator and shouldn't be made fun of considering they are to young to understand it." So are you telling me that that is wrong? If I am an asshole, your the dick...Its hard to express emotion in words on a website rather than face to face. Another thing I feel strongly about. There should be some system to which we know when people are joking on comments or are being sadistic pricks, which on funnyjunk (to which I think even you would agree) can sometimes be very troubling, such as here.

Its like people forget that very young ages of children view this site. Not all of funnyjunk users are aware of certain adult things. But it wont be long until every 7 year old on this site learns everything to know about sex, except of course protection, just the way it is it seems.

FU CK YOU

Your Arrogance will come back to bite you in the ass one day, if it hasn't already.
Assuming you are probably a 13 year old kid, trying to play it tough, thinking nothing can harm you, and that you know everything... For whatever godamn reason, no one enjoys hearing the truth. I guess that's because the truth is a shit load to handle.

Nuff' said.

Not giving a fuck is what makes this world even worse than it is. If everyone gave a fuck everything would be decent.

If everyone gave a fuck, the world would become corrupt or boring. It's like, if the entire world was exactly like you. You wouldn't be able to handle it. If you're a bitch, the world will be a bitch. If you care, the world will fall, just to get your attention. Maybe if you took the dicks out of your mouth, you'd see, that not giving a fuck, helps a whole lot more people become stronger.

Here is a situation for you. Your walking down the street, you see some woman getting mugged, you stop to think about the situation. Eventually you shrug your shoulders and move on because you dont give a fuck. The next morning the woman is on the news, being reported dead.

Situation 2...You help this woman, and run off the criminals, you feel good, she feels good, she is able to describe the men, which leads to their arrest. How did you do this? Because you gave a fuck. That is the real world, shit like this happens every day. Some situations more extreme, some not.

Situation 3... You attempt to help the woman, but get shot, you die, she dies, the mugger gets away. I'd rather not give a fuck and live, than get shot or stabbed and die.

One could argue that the entire situation shouldn't even be necessary if certain people, such as yourself, would just give a fuck.

What I find amusing, is that you were the first to throw insults to get your point across.

Everyone dies someday kid, its what you do in your life that defines how you lived.
Why die and old decrepit man who has done nothing with his life, when you have the option to care about another human being.

Like I said before, there are plenty of situations. Situations that wont involve life or death, but could alter the course of yours, or someone else s life for the better. Why not take a chance to do something rather than be lazy sit on your ass and play on a computer.
If no one cared about the people in the World Trade Centers, we would have had a lot more dead people.

I am inclined to agree, but people have to realize that not everything is funny, regardless of going to a site promoting funny. Say you bought a ticket to a comedian, and said comedian is making incredibly innapropriate, morality raising conflicts. Are you going to stand back, clap, laugh, cheer, or are you going to stop this person from going any further, and attempt to figure out what the meaning behind his act is. There are times you must be serious regardless of what you are doing. I also understand that this site is mostly browsed by children under the age of 18, who have not really matured enough to understand what I am attempting to get across. (still not mature at 18) In all essence I am wasting my time, because if I was 16 again, I would probably be saying fuck you and thumbing myself down also. Because, that's how we are and were as kids.

Funny site = funny shit. We all know when a post is funny. But people make comments, and they are not very funny, sometimes incredibly offensive, or downright stupid. A child does not know what a vibrator is, let alone a dildo, although some do but have no clue about the difference and such. So when someone calls another retarded, or stupid and they do not even know what age this person is...Yes, clearly that is a blatant insult, not a funny comment. I must seek action against this because that's who I am. And I am not going to change. I look at things from all points of views, a kids, teens, adults , right, wrong and so on. Why? Because its the only way for me to see the whole picture and pick the correct side, which is often the losing side because most people tend to be bad than good it seems. I am older in the mind rather than the body, I am wiser than my own father and mother alike who as a child I was convinced were incredibly intelligent and wise. They often come to me for help in all aspects as do others. I should expect insulting stuff on this site, and I do. Some days its to much to handle. I pity this world full of unintelligent human beings. Its not because they are stupid, its because they dont care, they dont challenge themselves, they dont attempt to think or even try. And that makes me a raging lunatic when I come across such a person. Its hard to explain in words, but I do understand where your coming from.

I am not forcing anyone to do anything. We are all faced with choices and decisions. I am only trying to get people to open there mind to the boundless answers. Its their choice if they want to or not, but I will defend what I know is right to the bone core. Not once did I say you will understand what I am saying or you will be shat upon by the gods. I am only giving my opinion, because ultimately all it is, is MY opinion. I dont think I am always right. I only choose the battles to which I am right. I could argue about anything and everything. Did you know that the sky is really brown...But that would make me wrong so I dont argue that. Not everyone is uncaring, just anyone that disagreed with me when I said. "7 year olds shouldn't know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator and shouldn't be made fun of considering they are to young to understand it." So are you telling me that that is wrong? If I am an asshole, your the dick...Its hard to express emotion in words on a website rather than face to face. Another thing I feel strongly about. There should be some system to which we know when people are joking on comments or are being sadistic pricks, which on funnyjunk (to which I think even you would agree) can sometimes be very troubling, such as here.

The old or the old old?

green or yellow?

Green

Funnyjunk really needs a fucking "edit comment" button.

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Funnyjunk really needs a fucking "edit comment" button.

Flying shit potato on a donkey stick.

"Suck the butter out of my ass"

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"Absorb oil ass"

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Also, don't forget the "." at the end.

Max number of translations as well.

Funnyjunk really needs a fucking "edit comment" button.

bitch got nothing on me

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