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DemonMatt

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/03/2009
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User avatar #149 - skyrimdovah (05/09/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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**** you
User avatar #145 - darealsnooki (04/13/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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Ay, mang, know anyone else who's into wrestling?
User avatar #158 - akkere (08/13/2015) [-]
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
HOXTON ON ME
User avatar #160 to #159 - akkere (08/14/2015) [-]
"You call yourself Hoxton, right? More like Houston, cause you just got a ******* problem."
#156 - thealmightyantler (07/15/2015) [-]
That Hoxton tho.
User avatar #157 to #156 - DemonMatt (07/15/2015) [-]
Hoxton and Sokol are bae.
User avatar #152 - akkere (05/23/2015) [-]
Your comment has reached top 20 with 160 thumbs!
Or something like that. I haven't had a top comment in like a month.
#153 to #152 - DemonMatt (05/25/2015) [-]
Just post pictures that are funny and relevant. It works.
Just post pictures that are funny and relevant. It works.
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User avatar #128 - murrlogic (04/08/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #140 to #129 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
Brock beat John Cena at Summerslam and held the belt all the way till Wrestlemania 31 where they had to rechange the victor in the script

Roman Reigns was booked to win but they gave it to Seth Rollins instead.

Brock is suspended without pay till Money in the Bank.
User avatar #142 to #141 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
Speaking of Vince McMahon the WWE Network is free this month

Fun fact this is the 3rd time recently the WWE Network has been free.
User avatar #144 to #143 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
Tho I don't know why you would want to buy the WWE Network considering I know a place you can watch it for free 24/7

watchwrestling.ch/category/wwenetwork/
User avatar #130 to #129 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
A fellow wrestling fan I see?
#131 to #130 - DemonMatt (04/09/2015) [-]
Yes and no. I've been trying to get into it because I've been liking WWE games more now, but at the same time it just doesn't have the flair it used to.
Yes and no. I've been trying to get into it because I've been liking WWE games more now, but at the same time it just doesn't have the flair it used to.
User avatar #132 to #131 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
Whose your favorite wrestler?
#133 to #132 - DemonMatt (04/09/2015) [-]
Shawn Michaels. One of the reasons I don't watch much anymore, cause he's not much more than a one-off these days.
Shawn Michaels. One of the reasons I don't watch much anymore, cause he's not much more than a one-off these days.
#134 to #133 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
Shawn doesn't really appear that often on TV due to having spine and back problems

Here is some old dirtsheets about what they had planned for Shawn

>At Hell in a Cell Shawn Michaels cost Daniel Bryan his last chance at the WWE Championship by superkicking him in the face thus turning Heel. This was to lead to a Michaels/Bryan feud but Michaels said no

>CM Punk was originally going to feud with the Authority by starting with Shawn Michaels and working up to Triple H after the Royal Rumble BUT when Punk heard Hunter was going over he quit due to his mistreatment in the company

Plus the other appearences he made Hyping up Cena at Night of Champions, The Hall of Famer Ceremony, and appearing on Triple H's side in his fight against Sting.
#135 to #134 - DemonMatt (04/09/2015) [-]
Still, Shawn was my favorite, and now that he's gone I just can't get behind anyone else. CM Punk is pretty chill looking and he's amusing for .gifs.
Still, Shawn was my favorite, and now that he's gone I just can't get behind anyone else. CM Punk is pretty chill looking and he's amusing for .gifs.
User avatar #136 to #135 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
He's with the UFC and is still trying to sue WWE for his mistreatment

his wife and former Divas champion AJ Lee recently retired on Twitter due to her unprofessional relationship with Stephanie McMahon.
User avatar #137 to #136 - DemonMatt (04/09/2015) [-]
Punk's with UFC?
User avatar #138 to #137 - murrlogic (04/09/2015) [-]
If you watched his podcasts he said he wanted to have a UFC gimmick as early as 2011 during the pipebomb segment but Vince thought those sponsors should go to gradually bigger stars which angered the **** out of Punk

So Punk joined UFC since Dana White is a carny and Brock Lesnar recently resigned for a whole nother year with the WWE.
#139 to #138 - DemonMatt (04/09/2015) [-]
I wonder what big 			****		 Lesnar's gonna win when he comes back this time.
I wonder what big **** Lesnar's gonna win when he comes back this time.
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User avatar #118 - darealsnooki (03/31/2015) [-]
I see you're into wrestling, or so it looked on the "Stone Cold Conspiracy" content. Anyways, could I interest you into joining the FJWF?

I'll answer any question you have for it
User avatar #119 to #118 - DemonMatt (03/31/2015) [-]
Does it involve WWE 2K15?
User avatar #121 to #120 - DemonMatt (03/31/2015) [-]
How does a Funnyjunk Wrestling League work, then?
User avatar #122 to #121 - darealsnooki (03/31/2015) [-]
We use the roll system, all assorted to their own match or championship.

Because of the little population we still have, the rules are like this:

Most of title defenses are on Fridays and Tuesdays.

FJWF Hardcore Championship: Only championship to be defended daily, and the champion doesn't have to be there to lose it.

FJWF Tag Team Championship and FJWF World Tag Team Championship: When defended, find someone who will roll with you, and use "roll 1, 0-15". If your numbers match, then that crowns you and your partner as champions. However, no more than 1 roll attempt per person. The only time you and your partner have the choice to defend or not by choice is on Fridays, and I'll get to that later.

FJWF Television Championship: "roll 1, 0-300", highest number rolled wins.

FJWF Cruiserweight Championship: "roll 1, 0-300", lowest number wins.

FJWF International and Intercontinental Both are about the same idea, but, eh. Championship: "roll 1, 0-500", highest roll wins.

FJWF Championship: "roll 1, 0-1000", highest numbe wins.

FJWF Triple Crown Championship: Only defended one-on-one, the only way to win is by using "roll 1, 0-200". Whoever adds up to 1000 first wins.

Friday is the day that championships are defended massively. What this means, is that everyone is a number 1 contender, but only once every Friday, unless the champion says otherwise.

Tuesdays are when championships are contended for, ONLY if it is one-on-one or two-on-two, and ONLY if you challenge the champion/champions, ONLY if they accept
User avatar #124 to #123 - darealsnooki (04/01/2015) [-]
We have 9 members, and we need more.

So, mang, will you join us?
#125 to #124 - DemonMatt (04/01/2015) [-]
You'll probably have to keep reminding me of 			****		, but sure.
You'll probably have to keep reminding me of **** , but sure.
User avatar #126 to #125 - darealsnooki (04/01/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/fjwf This all happens under this account. it used to be under the Sports board, but it seemed to spam a bit on there. Non of us are intentional spammers, but because of all the rolling...

No problem!
User avatar #116 - akkere (02/02/2015) [-]
But why the pink tho?
User avatar #117 to #116 - DemonMatt (02/03/2015) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #112 - pootismang (01/25/2015) [-]
Ey b0ss, I got you. The accounts with pink names are under 30 days old, but you didn't hear that from me.
#113 to #112 - DemonMatt (01/25/2015) [-]
Damn it. I want pink.
User avatar #114 to #113 - akkere (01/28/2015) [-]
Haven't some users gotten pink usernames just because admin gave it to them?
User avatar #115 to #114 - DemonMatt (01/29/2015) [-]
I don't know. I hardly post anymore. I just browse and comment.
#107 - patriotprideboy (01/01/2015) [-]
Is this Lightning Fluttershy?
#108 to #107 - DemonMatt (01/01/2015) [-]
No, this is Patrick.
#106 - zomaru (01/01/2015) [-]
You don't know me
and I don't know you
But your avatar is Katyusha
And that **** it tight with me
#109 to #106 - DemonMatt (01/02/2015) [-]
I thought it was some kind of Imperial Guard. I don't watch much of anything, really.
#110 to #109 - zomaru (01/02/2015) [-]
Close enough
User avatar #102 - miscarriage (12/12/2014) [-]
PLS
User avatar #104 to #103 - miscarriage (12/12/2014) [-]
I love you
#105 to #104 - DemonMatt (12/12/2014) [-]
Why people know my name? I barely do anything.
Why people know my name? I barely do anything.
#100 to #99 - rdobet (12/01/2014) [-]
I was honestly surprised I didn't see this anywhere on your profile.
#101 to #100 - DemonMatt (12/01/2014) [-]
No, it's happened several times. I hate the name, but I like the blue.
User avatar #95 - jingleforth (11/11/2014) [-]
Did you ever get your low level invader?
User avatar #96 to #95 - DemonMatt (11/11/2014) [-]
I haven't played Dark Souls in a long time.
User avatar #89 - jingleforth (10/23/2014) [-]
Hello, did you ever beat the four kings?
User avatar #90 to #89 - DemonMatt (10/23/2014) [-]
Whoa, where did all my comments go?
User avatar #91 to #90 - jingleforth (10/23/2014) [-]
Don't know, did you delete them?
User avatar #92 to #91 - DemonMatt (10/23/2014) [-]
No...
User avatar #93 to #92 - jingleforth (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, then.
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