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Majoring in english.

Insane? Maybe. Mad? Possibly. Boring? Never.

Why?

I'm ADHD MAAAAN!!!!!

HYPERACTIVITY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

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#58 - I'm doing great, Tech. Life's really gotten better for me sinc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on DemBonez's profile 0
#59 - techketzer (11/12/2012) [-]
Heh, glad to hear that. Never underestimate what beer and a woman can do for you. x)

Me, I'm just fine. Great, actually, Sabaton brought out a new album, Wintersun finally released Time I (after 6 YEARS, can you believe it!?), suffice to say I'm currently in heavy metal valhalla.
Santa Claus may even bring a new guitar, who knows, haha.
On the serious things in life, university is a lot of work. I get by nicely by just not doing it, though. Gonna come back and bite me in the ass if I overdo it, but so far I'm good.

And I'm just gonna admit it, I LOVE the new season mlp so far. Stupid grin still plastered all over my face when I think of it.

Oh gods and stars above, politics. I was somewhat interested in that Ron Paul character, but yeah, me being a Eurofag, there's not much I could do about that.

Again, really glad to hear that life treats you well.
Best wishes to you, my friend.
-tech
#182 - It's not r34, if that helps any 09/26/2012 on lyfeonpaper's profile 0
#297 - Hey old friend. Thought I'd pop in on you, see how you're doin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on furrytwo's profile 0
User avatar #299 - furrytwo (09/24/2012) [-]
it is the rarest item you can collect on fj and i got it cuz i was really fucking lucky
User avatar #300 - flooboooo (09/24/2012) [-]
i have not been on fj in a while, wtf are items and how do you get them?
#180 - Do you take commissions? And what do you consider to be your b…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on lyfeonpaper's profile 0
User avatar #181 - lyfeonpaper (09/24/2012) [-]
Depends what it is. :) My nyan cats, they went around the internet a great deal. ah, sweet :)
User avatar #182 - DemBonez (09/26/2012) [-]
It's not r34, if that helps any
#2 - I didn't get to read your reply q.q  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on bonezy's profile 0
User avatar #3 - bonezy (09/25/2012) [-]
i just said wat
#3 - Always, if you are willing.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on pleasedontexist's profile 0
User avatar #5 - pleasedontexist (09/23/2012) [-]
did you get em
User avatar #4 - pleasedontexist (09/21/2012) [-]
My anus is always prepared. Tomorrow this time, I will post 4 complete comics on the furry board. Spread the word.
#1 - More BonBon?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2012 on pleasedontexist's profile 0
User avatar #2 - pleasedontexist (09/20/2012) [-]
Do you still want?
User avatar #3 - DemBonez (09/21/2012) [-]
Always, if you are willing.
User avatar #5 - pleasedontexist (09/23/2012) [-]
did you get em
User avatar #4 - pleasedontexist (09/21/2012) [-]
My anus is always prepared. Tomorrow this time, I will post 4 complete comics on the furry board. Spread the word.
#150 - Just thought I'd let you know. You have it. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on lyfeonpaper's profile 0
User avatar #154 - lyfeonpaper (05/19/2012) [-]
haha, thank you.
#68 - Time may exist without space, but without it has no meaning. S… 05/05/2012 on Mare and Colt 0
#66 - And why am I the younger? My truest of opposites is, ironicall…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Mare and Colt 0
User avatar #67 - vladthewolfdemon (05/05/2012) [-]
For you see I just happened to be around since the creation of time, since that is what my master claims from his other Alien side (the Angels), he happened to be an assassin

nor do I, i consider myself a furry, and if you're wondering it's called "Yiff" (Furry porn)
User avatar #68 - DemBonez (05/05/2012) [-]
Time may exist without space, but without it has no meaning. Space may exist without time, but it serves no purpose. I am no assassin. I am merely judgement. I am the Judge. There is no jury. I am the executioner. I have been, as I am, as I will be. As I must be.

My apologies, I thought that Yiff was considered a verb, not a noun.
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User avatar #57 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
Hey you there, I just saw you online after what seems an eternity.
No telling when you may read this, but how are you doing?

-tech
User avatar #58 to #57 - DemBonez (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm doing great, Tech. Life's really gotten better for me since I've moved on. Beer helps, too XD I work, go to school, spoil my girlfriend, watch cinema both good and bad, and am not nearly so pessimistic. I'm cynical, but not so pessimistic. Obama getting picked over Romney really helped. Not that I liked either, but Obama's social policies I don't hate. So yeah, that's me.

And you?
#59 to #58 - techketzer (11/12/2012) [-]
Heh, glad to hear that. Never underestimate what beer and a woman can do for you. x)   
   
Me, I'm just fine. Great, actually, Sabaton brought out a new album, Wintersun finally released Time I (after 6 YEARS, can you believe it!?), suffice to say I'm currently in heavy metal valhalla.   
Santa Claus may even bring a new guitar, who knows, haha.   
On the serious things in life, university is a lot of work. I get by nicely by just not doing it, though. Gonna come back and bite me in the ass if I overdo it, but so far I'm good.   
   
And I'm just gonna admit it, I LOVE the new season mlp so far. Stupid grin still plastered all over my face when I think of it.   
   
Oh gods and stars above, politics. I was somewhat interested in that Ron Paul character, but yeah, me being a Eurofag, there's not much I could do about that.   
   
Again, really glad to hear that life treats you well.   
Best wishes to you, my friend.   
-tech
Heh, glad to hear that. Never underestimate what beer and a woman can do for you. x)

Me, I'm just fine. Great, actually, Sabaton brought out a new album, Wintersun finally released Time I (after 6 YEARS, can you believe it!?), suffice to say I'm currently in heavy metal valhalla.
Santa Claus may even bring a new guitar, who knows, haha.
On the serious things in life, university is a lot of work. I get by nicely by just not doing it, though. Gonna come back and bite me in the ass if I overdo it, but so far I'm good.

And I'm just gonna admit it, I LOVE the new season mlp so far. Stupid grin still plastered all over my face when I think of it.

Oh gods and stars above, politics. I was somewhat interested in that Ron Paul character, but yeah, me being a Eurofag, there's not much I could do about that.

Again, really glad to hear that life treats you well.
Best wishes to you, my friend.
-tech
#53 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add!
User avatar #54 to #55 - DemBonez (01/17/2012) [-]
The pleasure's mine! I always look forward to whenever I see you post shit XD

So Thank You, sir!
#51 - techketzer (12/11/2011) [-]
You're not alone, man, you never are.
Don't leave someone out in the rain when you see him struggling.
Sometimes, we all just need to be shown a little kindness.

Have a good one, and don't be afraid to shoot me a message if you need someone to talk to.
Or if you're just bored, that's okay, too. lol.


(pic unrelated, but I kinda hope you catch the reference.)
User avatar #52 to #53 - DemBonez (12/13/2011) [-]
Thank you man.

It's still.... there. But with vigorous applications of Led Zeppelin to the aural cavities, I'm making it

And I'm sorry, i don't get the reference. It reminds me of Fist of the North Star though. Whateeseet?
User avatar #39 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
ello
User avatar #40 to #41 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
Oy! How goes it my friend?
User avatar #41 to #42 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
muy bien gracias. ?y tu?
User avatar #42 to #43 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
Asi asi, compadre. ?Tu hablas espanol?
User avatar #43 to #44 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
no me habla espanol es muy bien. x3
User avatar #44 to #45 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
Sehr interessant! Toll! Sprechen Sie Deutch?
User avatar #45 to #46 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
...nein, ich nicht sprechen sie deutsch.
User avatar #46 to #47 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
Oh duuude, harsh... Bummer man... Oh well, you speak surfer my man?
User avatar #47 to #48 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
lol fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeahh bro
im smooth like a groove in my soothing ass shoes on my feet on the street while i dance to my mus'
User avatar #48 to #49 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
Most impressive, your surfer is. Your week so far, how has it been?
User avatar #49 to #50 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [-]
a satisfying series of events it has been.
some forseen i have but others not so
User avatar #50 to #51 - DemBonez (09/27/2011) [-]
As long as it was not an unfortunate series of events... And do you know sweetheartthewolf? Is that your mate? Just double-checking my memory.
User avatar #35 - sirgawain (09/25/2011) [-]
Bro, I'm not ass-raging, I just fucking love dragons, and I'm not too fond of MLP.
User avatar #36 to #37 - DemBonez (09/25/2011) [-]
You happened to be the end of the thread mate, I wasn't targeting you. Plus, my image was the other fuck you one. No hate to you, mate. Copacetic?
User avatar #37 to #38 - sirgawain (09/25/2011) [-]
Oh okay lol.
User avatar #38 to #39 - DemBonez (09/25/2011) [-]
I just go for the ignorant, and you don't strike me as the lowest rung on the ladder. So we're cool. :D
#14 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/13/2011) [-]
o hai
#15 to #16 - DemBonez (09/13/2011) [-]
O hai dere
User avatar #16 to #17 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
o hai again
User avatar #17 to #18 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
NANU NANU!


User avatar #18 to #19 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
oh ok. cya
User avatar #19 to #20 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
Lolwut? That was a reference to Mork and indy. Do you not know it?
User avatar #20 to #21 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
yeah, that phrase means 'goodbye' in orkan
#21 to #22 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
HOLY CRAP YOU FREAKING KNEW!!! How happy you made me <---
HOLY CRAP YOU FREAKING KNEW!!! How happy you made me <---
#22 to #23 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
yep i knew. one of my roommates is a fanatic lol.
#23 to #24 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
Awesome..... O.O

And I'm lonely enough that I'm watching this right now.
User avatar #24 to #25 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
h'le, youre watching that now?
lol im watching CKY3 at the moment with my bf x3
User avatar #25 to #26 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
With Bam Margera? Good times, man. Good times. Painful as hell.

WEEEEEEEEE'VEEE GOT MOOOOOOVIIIIIIIEEEE SIIIIIIIGN!!!!!!!
User avatar #26 to #27 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
yep, those were his golden days. do shit > get arrested > do shit again > get arrested again > do shit again and make it better x3
User avatar #27 to #28 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
I don't mind his current reckless, feckless self, but his jokes have too much set up and not enough punch-line. Except for a few of his jackass jokes. Back then I kept thinking he was going to break something and we'd see fractured bones everywhere.
User avatar #28 to #29 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
yeah but thats his gold, the punchline isnt really a punchline at all, its the randomness of what he does that makes it funny. like, in gay porn of Viva la Bam, he wakes up Dunn by smashing his guitar on his back, and then dropkicks the wall and lands on him x3
and in jackass 3, he goes around pissing on the cast and crew the entire day haha.
but what he does is dangerous lol. in season 1 (Viva la Bam) he makes a drawbridge, and gets an elephant to walk over it. his and Glomb's insurance companies voided their contracts and dropped them x3
User avatar #29 to #30 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
And that's what Bam is all about! Let's film something and try to not die!!!!!! But my favorite joke was probably the snake prank, where they "attack" Bam with a snake. God, I was gasping.
User avatar #30 to #31 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
lol exactly, thats the gold x3
haha it changed "s e a s o n 2" into gay porn
User avatar #31 to #32 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
What has prompted FAGGOT into changing every few words? And what are the translations?
User avatar #32 to #33 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
yeah exactly, wtf admeen? x3
User avatar #33 to #34 - DemBonez (09/20/2011) [-]
I haven't seen this much random abuse of power since... Well, since yesterdays of yore. But I must sleep now, it's 4 am.
User avatar #34 to #35 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
oh ok. nite nite lol
#9 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
THAR GOES YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - DemBonez (09/06/2011) [-]
XD I lulzed.
#11 to #10 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
this will not make you laugh...


so hows things
User avatar #12 to #11 - DemBonez (09/06/2011) [-]
I DIED LAUGHING!!!! I'm descended from the scots! XD Happy day.

I'm doing fine. It's 4 am, and I'm about to crash, but all in all, I've had a productive night thus far. Destroyed my foes in League of Legends, found some awesome new music, and successfully made my girlfriend fall in love with me all over again earlier today. *flex* I mowed the lawn with no shirt. She loves it when I do that.

But I must fall into the land of dreams.....

User avatar #13 to #12 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]
haha i didnt know that..
i never take my shirt off.. im so bony x3
kay, night then bro (if youre going to bed)
User avatar #7 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (09/03/2011) [-]
hey, friends :3
a random question, do you support furries? or are you just accepting
User avatar #8 to #7 - DemBonez (09/03/2011) [-]
There's a difference?
Am I a furry by definition? No.
Do I love the artwork? Goddamn right.
Am I accepting? Of everything but stupidity, ignorance, and things of that nature.
Why do you ask?
#4 - bioraiku (11/11/2010) [-]
hey, thanks for asking =) its good, today my therapist helped me move it so now i can make a half fist which is sweet.
User avatar #5 to #4 - DemBonez (11/11/2010) [-]
hey, not too much more and then you can grasp shit!
#6 to #5 - bioraiku (11/12/2010) [-]
yeah, thats gonna be the first day of the rest of my life
#1 - propervillain (10/30/2010) [-]
Looks like your comment virginity
*Puts on glasses*
Belongs to me..

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User avatar #2 to #1 - DemBonez (10/30/2010) [-]
O.O

I have that link bookmarked. And it's fitting that it's my first subscription guy too XD
 
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