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#226 - Me too, but it was very close. 52 percent NO, to 47 percent YE…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +1
User avatar #232 - aceshot (11/09/2012) [-]
I must be the devil incarnate then. Shit, i dont know where these fucking people get these fucking ideas. Fucking religion really pisses me off sometimes.
User avatar #235 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Same here. To be honest, I find male bodies repulsive. That doesn't give me a right to tell other people that they have to find males repulsive too. I've seen the science behind homosexuality and it is very apparent that those people are born that way. They are hurting no one, and deserve to love and marry whomever they want. They have the right to the pursuit of happiness.

People trying to cling to old style religion makes me sick as well. To be fair though, there were some churches and synagogues that were against the marriage amendment too. I have met oh so many judgmental and forceful religious people, but I've met kind ones too.
User avatar #237 - aceshot (11/09/2012) [-]
At least somebody realizes I didnt choose to be this way. Thank you. +1
#224 - Thank you :) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man 0
#223 - Oh man, that sucks. Are you planning to move somewhere else ev… 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +1
#202 - Never going to be OK because......?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man 0
#258 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
it does not work. fill a community with homosexuals and see what happens you dumbass.

hint: THEY ALL FUCKING DIE
User avatar #268 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Wow, calling me a dumbass... You have fallen to the lowest form of debate, and I have lost the respect that I had for you earlier when you were polite.

Homosexuals have existed for all of human history, and many societies have accepted them, some even encouraged it. (Ancient Greeks/Romans and Ancient Japanese) None of those civilizations suffered population problems because of that.

I never said that EVERYONE should be homosexual. That would be just as horrible as forcing everyone to be heterosexual. I find male bodies repulsive, and will never be homosexual. That doesn't give me a right to tell others that they can't love the people that they love.
#271 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #281 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
>Christian acts like he is preaching a good book and good word.

>Calls people names, only making himself look immature and stupid.

>Gives a bad name to Christians everywhere.

>Jesus frowns in his grave.
#31 - That would be funny if that was it, but the fact that he makes…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Boxers +1
User avatar #43 - shaddz (11/09/2012) [-]
why, he is getting payed for trolling, and its just a silly picture, nothing bad at all, the way I see it, if your dumb enough to get trolled by that then he has earned some money haha
User avatar #44 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
trolling should be done for teh lulz., not for money. I work hard for my money. Making money off of tricking other people is pretty much the basic definition of a con. It's a really shitty troll anyway. It's the same as rick rolling, but many years too late.
#28 - Somebody else made this comic to make others laugh. You snatch…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Boxers +15
User avatar #41 - mrgilly (11/09/2012) [-]
Not a porno, but there is a rumor that she is interested in the lead for a Fifty shades of Grey movie, which is basically a porno.
User avatar #42 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
That would be pretty neat, but it doesn't change the fact that OP's link is full of crap.
User avatar #30 - xdemonix (11/09/2012) [-]
this guy puts every time in description link on some star s porn but when oyu click you will get picture of troll (you´ve been tricked)
User avatar #31 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
That would be funny if that was it, but the fact that he makes money off of it is infuriating.
User avatar #43 - shaddz (11/09/2012) [-]
why, he is getting payed for trolling, and its just a silly picture, nothing bad at all, the way I see it, if your dumb enough to get trolled by that then he has earned some money haha
User avatar #44 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
trolling should be done for teh lulz., not for money. I work hard for my money. Making money off of tricking other people is pretty much the basic definition of a con. It's a really shitty troll anyway. It's the same as rick rolling, but many years too late.
#189 - If all of that was "the society they lived in", then…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man -1
#199 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
homosexuality is never going to be ok,

it will be ok is slaves are free and women have more say in our lives

come on man
User avatar #202 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Never going to be OK because......?
#258 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
it does not work. fill a community with homosexuals and see what happens you dumbass.

hint: THEY ALL FUCKING DIE
User avatar #268 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Wow, calling me a dumbass... You have fallen to the lowest form of debate, and I have lost the respect that I had for you earlier when you were polite.

Homosexuals have existed for all of human history, and many societies have accepted them, some even encouraged it. (Ancient Greeks/Romans and Ancient Japanese) None of those civilizations suffered population problems because of that.

I never said that EVERYONE should be homosexual. That would be just as horrible as forcing everyone to be heterosexual. I find male bodies repulsive, and will never be homosexual. That doesn't give me a right to tell others that they can't love the people that they love.
#271 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #281 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
>Christian acts like he is preaching a good book and good word.

>Calls people names, only making himself look immature and stupid.

>Gives a bad name to Christians everywhere.

>Jesus frowns in his grave.
#183 - Oh, I know man. These people will just make up anything to try… 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +3
#179 - The new testament claims that women must never hold authority …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man 0
#185 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
womens rights have changed, as have slaveholding rights.

that was the society they lived in and they made rules about it

i still dont believe that a woman should hold athority over a man, nor should a man be overbearing and tryannical to his wife, but there is a partnership there that revolves around love and trust.
User avatar #189 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
If all of that was "the society they lived in", then how come the rules about homosexuality aren't just "the society they lived in", and therefore not applicable to us 2000 and some years later?
#199 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
homosexuality is never going to be ok,

it will be ok is slaves are free and women have more say in our lives

come on man
User avatar #202 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Never going to be OK because......?
#258 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
it does not work. fill a community with homosexuals and see what happens you dumbass.

hint: THEY ALL FUCKING DIE
User avatar #268 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Wow, calling me a dumbass... You have fallen to the lowest form of debate, and I have lost the respect that I had for you earlier when you were polite.

Homosexuals have existed for all of human history, and many societies have accepted them, some even encouraged it. (Ancient Greeks/Romans and Ancient Japanese) None of those civilizations suffered population problems because of that.

I never said that EVERYONE should be homosexual. That would be just as horrible as forcing everyone to be heterosexual. I find male bodies repulsive, and will never be homosexual. That doesn't give me a right to tell others that they can't love the people that they love.
#271 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #281 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
>Christian acts like he is preaching a good book and good word.

>Calls people names, only making himself look immature and stupid.

>Gives a bad name to Christians everywhere.

>Jesus frowns in his grave.
#69 - You are the first person I've ever seen on the internet who ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on The Truth +41
User avatar #207 - haveagoodone (11/09/2012) [-]
nah man, seriously i got in a bar fight with a bear once, he fucked me up good but i got his girl and his antlers. I use his sheepskin hide as a floor mat and this teeth as wine glasses.
User avatar #239 - dsand (11/09/2012) [-]
What did you do with the wings?
User avatar #240 - haveagoodone (11/09/2012) [-]
sold them to some fastfood chain, they make shit out of everything there
#163 - Marriage predates all modern religions. I find it incredibly o…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +1
User avatar #283 - puggles (11/09/2012) [-]
right, but if all people, regardless of gender pairings entered into civil unions it could hardly be unfair.
User avatar #287 - Deeticky (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I understand what you mean... Do you mean get rid of the word marriage and call all of them civil unions, or...?
User avatar #293 - puggles (11/10/2012) [-]
yeah. ALL legally protected relationships would be called civil unions, while people who want their union ratified by a church could go through an additional ceremony and call their's "marriage". that way the bible beaters could have their marriage, and those of us who aren't that concerned about jargon could have the legal protections that are really important.
#221 - gritsreborn (11/09/2012) [-]
I've been reading your comments, and I like the cut of your jib
User avatar #224 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you :)
#160 - The Bible also says that you can't eat pork or shellfish, or e…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man 0
#182 - N. Korean citizen (11/09/2012) [-]
I like the part where those people completely disregard Jesus dying to forever forgive mankind of sins and old laws. [[Said sins and old laws that they so obsessively and desperately cling onto to this day]]
User avatar #186 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
what?
#170 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
that was the old covenant, Jesus replaced all that and the need to make animal sacrifices with his life here on earth
User avatar #179 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
The new testament claims that women must never hold authority over men, and must cover their heads when they pray. I guess all of the teachers I have had who were women were sinning by having that job, huh?

Michelle Bachmann, my least favorite politician from my state is incredibly Christian. She is anti gay and anti abortion and all of that. Yet she is sinning just by holding office. Huh......

Does your mother cover her head every time she prays? If not, maybe you should have a talk with her...
#185 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
womens rights have changed, as have slaveholding rights.

that was the society they lived in and they made rules about it

i still dont believe that a woman should hold athority over a man, nor should a man be overbearing and tryannical to his wife, but there is a partnership there that revolves around love and trust.
User avatar #189 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
If all of that was "the society they lived in", then how come the rules about homosexuality aren't just "the society they lived in", and therefore not applicable to us 2000 and some years later?
#199 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
homosexuality is never going to be ok,

it will be ok is slaves are free and women have more say in our lives

come on man
User avatar #202 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Never going to be OK because......?
#258 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
it does not work. fill a community with homosexuals and see what happens you dumbass.

hint: THEY ALL FUCKING DIE
User avatar #268 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Wow, calling me a dumbass... You have fallen to the lowest form of debate, and I have lost the respect that I had for you earlier when you were polite.

Homosexuals have existed for all of human history, and many societies have accepted them, some even encouraged it. (Ancient Greeks/Romans and Ancient Japanese) None of those civilizations suffered population problems because of that.

I never said that EVERYONE should be homosexual. That would be just as horrible as forcing everyone to be heterosexual. I find male bodies repulsive, and will never be homosexual. That doesn't give me a right to tell others that they can't love the people that they love.
#271 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #281 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
>Christian acts like he is preaching a good book and good word.

>Calls people names, only making himself look immature and stupid.

>Gives a bad name to Christians everywhere.

>Jesus frowns in his grave.
User avatar #169 - antagonizer (11/09/2012) [-]
^This

I love it when christians ignore these arguments, ignorant cunts.
#239 - funnymanohword (11/09/2012) [-]
I know you're pissed dude, but most Christians aren't like this. I'm a Christian, and the majority of us don't hate on gays whatsoever. Almost all of my friends are Christian and not one of us is opposed to gay marriage, or anything to do with gays for that matter. This guy is just a disgrace to us, and to the general public. He can't seem to wrap his ignorant mind around the fact that gay people can fall in love. He should read this: www.smilepolitely.com/opinion/What_Does_The_Bible_Really_Say_About_Homosexuality/
User avatar #260 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
no sir, you are the problem with america. you and people like you.

why be apologetic? if you are a real christian you know what is right and what is wrong. that smilepolitely article you just referenced is a joke. read it careful my friend, dont just accept what people tell you. homosexuality is a sin, (as is eating bacon (in the old testament), or killing someone) in fact the WAGES FOR SIN IS DEATH (ever heard that one?) that means if you eat bacon or kill someone or have sex with a dude you are going to hell. period. Jesus saved us man, you should know that. and if Jesus saved you, truely saved you,!! you should no longer have a desire to sin!!, or feel huge regret if you do slip up and sin.

and as for when Jesus stood up for the woman who committed adultery (or any person who has sinned...gays) he was simply saying that people should not be so quick to condemn but forgive easily. every person has sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, me you everybody. But through the grace of Jesus Christ we are able to stand again and be offered a place in heaven. All we have to do is believe. and follow through with that belief with our actions!

please please read and understand my friend, this is what is wrong with america.
User avatar #243 - antagonizer (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm not pissed, i know not all christians are like this fucking idiot. Iv got a lot of friends who are christians who aren't dicks.

I'm agnostic but i have no problem with people wanting to believe what they want, i also have no interest in trying to disprove religion, it's good that people have beliefs and nobody is gonna shake a real christians belief no matter what is said.

The only thing i always say is that IF there is a god and myself and all other Atheists are wrong, surely the bible would be mostly outdated by now due the change of the times, for example people no longer expect men to dominate women like is said in the bible so why cant two men be together, it also irritates me when a so called 'Christian' like this dickhead gets to pick and choose which parts of the bible they listen to.
User avatar #261 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
if you dont have a problem with me beliving what i want to believe then why call me a fucking idiot?
User avatar #278 - antagonizer (11/09/2012) [-]
Because YOU have a problem with what other people believe an want, you don't get it both ways you cock.
#172 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
^this
i love it when people comment before I answer
#152 - "Homosexuality has been observed in over 1500 species of …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man -1
#177 - coloredfolks (11/09/2012) [-]
see my comment below, the one with the guy skiing
#143 - I'm from Minnesota, and we just voted down a law which would h…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +16
User avatar #225 - aceshot (11/09/2012) [-]
how the fuck do you "teach" somebody to be gay? Biggest load of shit ive heard in my whole life. Im glad that it was voted down.
User avatar #226 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Me too, but it was very close. 52 percent NO, to 47 percent YES. Too close for comfort.

They refuse to believe that their "loving god" would create anyone gay, so they cling to the idea that people are "lead astray by Satan" or some bullcrap.
User avatar #232 - aceshot (11/09/2012) [-]
I must be the devil incarnate then. Shit, i dont know where these fucking people get these fucking ideas. Fucking religion really pisses me off sometimes.
User avatar #235 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Same here. To be honest, I find male bodies repulsive. That doesn't give me a right to tell other people that they have to find males repulsive too. I've seen the science behind homosexuality and it is very apparent that those people are born that way. They are hurting no one, and deserve to love and marry whomever they want. They have the right to the pursuit of happiness.

People trying to cling to old style religion makes me sick as well. To be fair though, there were some churches and synagogues that were against the marriage amendment too. I have met oh so many judgmental and forceful religious people, but I've met kind ones too.
User avatar #237 - aceshot (11/09/2012) [-]
At least somebody realizes I didnt choose to be this way. Thank you. +1
#204 - gritsreborn (11/09/2012) [-]
North Carolinian here, we actually did the same thing. Except it passed with 70 to 80% of the vote. Let me tell you, I hate this state because of how the people act here but that was a wake up call. I've never been so fucking disgusted in my life at this state.

And funny thing is, every commercial against it reminded people that gay people are still people that deserve rights, and need the rights for seeing their sick loved ones, protecting their children, etc. The only argument for it? "God made marriage for a man and a woman!" "How would God vote?" Truly disgusting.
User avatar #223 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Oh man, that sucks. Are you planning to move somewhere else eventually?
#178 - paranoidzoid (11/09/2012) [-]
i'm from mass and trust me they don't
User avatar #183 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I know man. These people will just make up anything to try and keep their "perfect world."
#140 - They are just desperate to scare people into keeping it illega… 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +7
#37 - **Deeticky rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at E… 11/08/2012 on florida mugshots +2
#14 - People who actually do have sex don't have to brag about it to… 11/08/2012 on MFW SEX 0
#212 - California was for Gore and Kerry in 2000 and 2004 respectivel… 11/08/2012 on It's time to v-v-v-v-vvvvote! 0
#843 - That is how our justice system works, yes. I like to… 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
#841 - That is a better term. I personally don't really care on that … 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
#840 - If DUI laws were harsher, such as equating DUI to attempted mu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #842 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
In the justice system, intent largely influences a sentence. This is why manslaughter isn't the same as murder and we separate murder in various degrees.
Attempted murder demonstrates someone's propensity to kill.
All DUI demonstrates is someone's lack of judgement.
User avatar #843 - Deeticky (11/08/2012) [-]
That is how our justice system works, yes.

I like to think about the victim more than the perpetrator. Alex is dead because Deshawn got mad and shot him. Bethany is dead because Dequanda got drunk and drove. Neither victim is less dead than the other. I feel the punishment for the killer should be the same.
#833 - When the correlation is high, further investigation is certain…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #835 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
No, I am suggesting, however, that instead of illegalizing marijuana altogether, driving while on marijuana should be reprimanded -- Oh wait, it is, via DUI laws.
#831 - You didn't mention that you were selling yourself into slavery…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #837 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
Haha I suppose indentured servitude would be a better term. "Slavery" is more dramatic and controversial though.
User avatar #841 - Deeticky (11/08/2012) [-]
That is a better term. I personally don't really care on that one. It doesn't harm people, so it's not my business.
#824 - "Marijuana users twice as likely to cause car accidents&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #826 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
"Experts at Dalhousie University in Canada reviewed nine studies of more than 49,000 people involved in accidents on public roads involving one or more motor vehicles, including cars, trucks, buses and motorcycles. Marijuana use was confirmed by blood tests or self-reporting."

One of the first things you learn in any college statistics course is that correlation is not causation.
User avatar #833 - Deeticky (11/08/2012) [-]
When the correlation is high, further investigation is certainly merited. Marijuana has been shown to impair judgement and motor skills. Those are two things you would not want impaired while driving.

Are you suggesting that driving while intoxicated on marijuana is ok?
User avatar #835 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
No, I am suggesting, however, that instead of illegalizing marijuana altogether, driving while on marijuana should be reprimanded -- Oh wait, it is, via DUI laws.
#822 - I understand your philosophy, though I respectfully disagree w…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. 0
User avatar #825 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
because your body is yours to sell.
That, in no way, constitutes inherited slavery.
User avatar #831 - Deeticky (11/08/2012) [-]
You didn't mention that you were selling yourself into slavery. I assumed it was forced as most slavery historically was forced.
User avatar #837 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/08/2012) [-]
Haha I suppose indentured servitude would be a better term. "Slavery" is more dramatic and controversial though.
User avatar #841 - Deeticky (11/08/2012) [-]
That is a better term. I personally don't really care on that one. It doesn't harm people, so it's not my business.
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be fucked studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
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