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#77 - if hoods are bonnets, are hoodies still hoodies?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on very British content 0
#80 - xcoreyx (01/30/2014) [-]
No they're bon-bons
#57 - no 01/28/2014 on DayZ map compared to COD... 0
#34 - Belly rub!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Meow! +4
#41 - jalthelas (01/27/2014) [-]
That's funny.


I like you.
#74 - thanks, i know what im gonna watch for a week or so. 01/25/2014 on My Chemical Titan 0
#35 - its on netflix?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2014 on My Chemical Titan 0
User avatar #36 - puppyfood (01/25/2014) [-]
Yes it is. At least on the North American one.
User avatar #74 - Deathborne (01/25/2014) [-]
thanks, i know what im gonna watch for a week or so.
#813960 - in space engineers, how do i make my ship more manuverable?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #813974 - fitemeirl (01/25/2014) [-]
add thrusters
User avatar #813972 - yutdollacwwwthree (01/25/2014) [-]
Small and lightweight

I should add i've never played the game
User avatar #813962 - misticalz (01/25/2014) [-]
Get a steering wheel
#813969 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2014) [-]
Stop shitposting?
User avatar #813970 - misticalz (01/25/2014) [-]
im posting news faggot
User avatar #814018 - alstorp (01/25/2014) [-]
No one gives a flying fuck about your news.
User avatar #814022 - misticalz (01/25/2014) [-]
I do.
#813971 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2014) [-]
post them here
www.funnyjunk.com/hating
User avatar #813981 - misticalz (01/25/2014) [-]
no
#812208 - any good open-world typee games out that are not tes or fallout?  [+] (13 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #812212 - Gonnafly (01/23/2014) [-]
Borderlands 1 & 2
Dark souls
Witcher
Dragon age
Dragons dogma
Saints row
Sleeping dogs
Far cry 3
Red dead redemtion
Apple creed series
Just cause 2
Mafia 2
#812215 - Gonnafly (01/23/2014) [-]
I saw that squallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
User avatar #812222 - MrDeadiron (01/23/2014) [-]
wut he do?
User avatar #812227 - Gonnafly (01/23/2014) [-]
>saints row
he said good open world games
User avatar #812228 - MrDeadiron (01/23/2014) [-]
skwa what are you thinking?
User avatar #812235 - squalllionhart (01/23/2014) [-]
is joke
#812216 - squalllionhart (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #812217 - cycloneclone (01/23/2014) [-]
I think we found the Wii U faggot
User avatar #812229 - youngneil (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #812223 - desacabose (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #812218 - squalllionhart (01/23/2014) [-]
1 of them
User avatar #812210 - cycloneclone (01/23/2014) [-]
GTA Series
Red Dead
La Noire
Saints Row Seires
Ass Creed Series
Borderlands 2
Far Cry 3
#812211 - squalllionhart has deleted their comment.
#78 - thank you. have a nice day. 01/20/2014 on snipers. I have respect for... 0
#68 - quick question. why do people in games get pissed off when som…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on snipers. I have respect for... +2
#82 - sgtxrootbeer (01/20/2014) [-]
Because most people run and gun. and for one second they decide to take a break and stand still. then the sniper just up and kills them.

This normally isn't a problem except fighting snipers is extremely hard because then they have to approach the sniper without getting noticed. This is hard and you spend so much time getting only one kill when you could run and gun and get many more.

They could also attempt to ignore the sniper but eventually they get pissed off because their assault rifle cannot take them out at range and they don't wanna waste time dicking around the backside of the map And they wanna take a break every now and then to actually stop and think about how they will proceed.

This leads to a lot of fustration
User avatar #76 - capslockftw (01/20/2014) [-]
Because a new obstacle has found its path to their gaming experience which they must overcome. It is similar to the old people habits of not taking too kindly to changes around them, but they get over it after a while. They feel threatened when this 'irregularity' shows up - irregularly hard to kill sniper holders show up - this causes the emotional status you refer to as "pissed off". They get used to it, are forced to develop new strategies and thus the gameplay experience has once again been widened... this or they just rage quit and try again later, and the latter attempt will most likely be followed by another rage and quit.
User avatar #78 - Deathborne (01/20/2014) [-]
thank you. have a nice day.
#133 - **Deathborne rolls 8,786** 01/20/2014 on Skyrim Roullete 0
#12 - then i have no idea. sorry 01/17/2014 on Need help finding a games name 0
#10 - is it a flash game?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Need help finding a games name 0
User avatar #11 - hibyeman (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont think so. i believe u download it and play on ur comp and save shit
User avatar #12 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
then i have no idea. sorry
#8 - and more details would help  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Need help finding a games name 0
User avatar #9 - hibyeman (01/17/2014) [-]
ummm idk its not a conventional side scrolling as you cna go up and down and to the lef tits just each time you move the left hand side of the screen creeps closer no matter what direction you are going. and you're character is dsplaced to the left some (unless going right then you're displaced more right than left) and thus you are running from the lef thand side of the screen which if it catches you makes u lose the game.

there are classes and such like fighter and stuff i believe and you get items and abilities as you play more and more. thus its more RPG than mario kind of games
User avatar #10 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
is it a flash game?
User avatar #11 - hibyeman (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont think so. i believe u download it and play on ur comp and save shit
User avatar #12 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
then i have no idea. sorry
#7 - i was talking about mario, but that dont have a grid. and im s… 01/17/2014 on Need help finding a games name 0
#4 - did it have a guy in a red hat and blue overalls?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Need help finding a games name +1
User avatar #6 - hibyeman (01/16/2014) [-]
btw how did u see this like a day after i posted lol?
User avatar #5 - hibyeman (01/16/2014) [-]
ummm idk. the characters were very small. basically it was a big 2d board with squares determining spaces and such with the cahracters being as big as one square. what game are you thinking about anyways? i would still see if it is it
User avatar #8 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
and more details would help
User avatar #9 - hibyeman (01/17/2014) [-]
ummm idk its not a conventional side scrolling as you cna go up and down and to the lef tits just each time you move the left hand side of the screen creeps closer no matter what direction you are going. and you're character is dsplaced to the left some (unless going right then you're displaced more right than left) and thus you are running from the lef thand side of the screen which if it catches you makes u lose the game.

there are classes and such like fighter and stuff i believe and you get items and abilities as you play more and more. thus its more RPG than mario kind of games
User avatar #10 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
is it a flash game?
User avatar #11 - hibyeman (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont think so. i believe u download it and play on ur comp and save shit
User avatar #12 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
then i have no idea. sorry
User avatar #7 - Deathborne (01/17/2014) [-]
i was talking about mario, but that dont have a grid. and im subscribed to the gaming channel.
#95 - dexter 01/10/2014 on Christ on a fucking... 0
#51 - a sarellite is something that otbits the planet  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Tumblr post 0
#52 - strikeoflightning (01/10/2014) [-]
A natural satellite is a natural object that goes around (orbits) a planet.[1][2] It is usually called a moon and is large and ball-shaped.

Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_(natural)#Asteroid_moons

A natural satellite or moon is a celestial body that orbits a planet or smaller body, which is called its primary. The two terms are used synonymously for non-artificial satellites of planets, dwarf planets, and minor planets.

Source: www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Natural_satellite.html
#13 - "sure ill listen i got time. By the way my names scott"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... 0
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
"well you problemly notice a some ruins covered in bullets outside of this town, well that's my old town a wander like yourself come in and wipe it clean called..uhmm named ace,i think..he was looking for something...maybe...I think someone else was with him or stoping each other I think...unsure,it's a ghost story about it,to think i'm a ghost story" said soul
#16 - like a hammer is a tool, but a tool is not nessesarily a hammer  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Tumblr post 0
#33 - strikeoflightning (01/09/2014) [-]
I understand, but what I meant was, can you explain what a satellite is versus what a moon is?
User avatar #51 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
a sarellite is something that otbits the planet
#52 - strikeoflightning (01/10/2014) [-]
A natural satellite is a natural object that goes around (orbits) a planet.[1][2] It is usually called a moon and is large and ball-shaped.

Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_(natural)#Asteroid_moons

A natural satellite or moon is a celestial body that orbits a planet or smaller body, which is called its primary. The two terms are used synonymously for non-artificial satellites of planets, dwarf planets, and minor planets.

Source: www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Natural_satellite.html
#10 - a moon is a type of satellite.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Tumblr post +1
#11 - strikeoflightning (01/09/2014) [-]
Can you explain?
User avatar #16 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
like a hammer is a tool, but a tool is not nessesarily a hammer
#33 - strikeoflightning (01/09/2014) [-]
I understand, but what I meant was, can you explain what a satellite is versus what a moon is?
User avatar #51 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
a sarellite is something that otbits the planet
#52 - strikeoflightning (01/10/2014) [-]
A natural satellite is a natural object that goes around (orbits) a planet.[1][2] It is usually called a moon and is large and ball-shaped.

Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_(natural)#Asteroid_moons

A natural satellite or moon is a celestial body that orbits a planet or smaller body, which is called its primary. The two terms are used synonymously for non-artificial satellites of planets, dwarf planets, and minor planets.

Source: www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Natural_satellite.html
#11 - "howdy, what brings you round these parts? You dont look …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... 0
User avatar #12 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
the last soul,"i was goanna ask the same, boy..i guess, ya haven't heard about me but my name isn't important the folk around call me soul..."last soul" I guess..if you got time I can tell ya what's my story" (if you listen,this means you're good..if not then you're bad)
User avatar #13 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
"sure ill listen i got time. By the way my names scott"
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
"well you problemly notice a some ruins covered in bullets outside of this town, well that's my old town a wander like yourself come in and wipe it clean called..uhmm named ace,i think..he was looking for something...maybe...I think someone else was with him or stoping each other I think...unsure,it's a ghost story about it,to think i'm a ghost story" said soul
#9 - **Deathborne rolls 41** gun, repair, sneak Scott Donovan…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... 0
User avatar #10 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
Scott Donovan finds himself at no man's hill as a young (the last soul) person walks near you ,"yo,boy..howdy?" waves at you with his hand.
User avatar #11 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
"howdy, what brings you round these parts? You dont look like youre from around here." he responds.
User avatar #12 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
the last soul,"i was goanna ask the same, boy..i guess, ya haven't heard about me but my name isn't important the folk around call me soul..."last soul" I guess..if you got time I can tell ya what's my story" (if you listen,this means you're good..if not then you're bad)
User avatar #13 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
"sure ill listen i got time. By the way my names scott"
User avatar #14 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
"well you problemly notice a some ruins covered in bullets outside of this town, well that's my old town a wander like yourself come in and wipe it clean called..uhmm named ace,i think..he was looking for something...maybe...I think someone else was with him or stoping each other I think...unsure,it's a ghost story about it,to think i'm a ghost story" said soul
#7 - i have the feeling youre not gonna kill your brother.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... +1
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah? starting playing ,son..post to that
#4 - then make your charactor so people know how.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... +1
User avatar #6 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
posted it
User avatar #7 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
i have the feeling youre not gonna kill your brother.
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah? starting playing ,son..post to that
#2 - if you want people to do this id suggest making an example.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fallout:marked for dead,the... +1
User avatar #3 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
shit always forget that..
User avatar #4 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
then make your charactor so people know how.
User avatar #6 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
posted it
User avatar #7 - Deathborne (01/09/2014) [-]
i have the feeling youre not gonna kill your brother.
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah? starting playing ,son..post to that
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