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Dave Cee

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: David Crawford
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS1 and various others
Video Games Played: minecraft, skyrim, fifa
X-box Gamertag: CrawfieWATP
Interests: Alcohol and tits
Date Signed Up:3/31/2009
Last Login:12/05/2015
Location:Scotland
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5236
Comment Ranking:#14921
Highest Content Rank:#383
Highest Comment Rank:#1365
Content Thumbs: 19145 total,  21634 ,  2489
Comment Thumbs: 4827 total,  5294 ,  467
Content Level Progress: 74% (740/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:5
Content Views:716095
Times Content Favorited:1589 times
Total Comments Made:855
FJ Points:942
Favorite Tags: Minecraft (4) | nigger (4) | the (4) | and (2) | Dragons (2) | get (2) | to (2)
I hail from the sunny plains of Scotland. The Greatest country to have ever existed! I take refuge in the Town 'Paisley'... 'Tis a shit den

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#44 - Song name?  [+] (16 new replies) 12/02/2015 on people +5
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#150 - rarityrarityrarity (12/02/2015) [-]
Better Off Alone (UK Edit) this
#198 - ognuggetry (12/02/2015) [-]
such a strange video. Why is he in the middle eastern deserts
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#94 - jackthexiv (12/02/2015) [-]
Club alice
#102 - hottkz (12/02/2015) [-]
!!PEEPEEPOOPOO
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#92 - doctorcamden (12/02/2015) [-]
#45 - lilRican (12/02/2015) [-]
#175 - thegrimpoe (12/02/2015) [-]
i love loud webms
#199 - tekuru (12/02/2015) [-]
WARNING: LOUD
#200 - thegrimpoe (12/02/2015) [-]
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#213 - thegreentornado (12/02/2015) [-]
reeeee
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#153 - boarderlinegreat (12/02/2015) [-]
Holy shit that sounds is ugly... still worth a thumb
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#87 - nonathan (12/02/2015) [-]
Holy shit that caught me off guard to the max. I about died of laughter after seeing this. Well my ears also died too.
#20 - I drowned when I was younger and was dead for about 20 minutes…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2015 on life hacks 0
#26 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
so how was afterlife?
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#28 - battletechmech (11/28/2015) [-]
apparently it's Funnyjunk
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#44 - casinoer (11/28/2015) [-]
Whoa, what if this site is where people go when they die?
Can't decide if this is heaven or hell tho
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#47 - battletechmech (11/29/2015) [-]
both.
#15 - My friend has had a gold fish for like 14 years and the whole …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Pets aren't just for Christmas +11
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#136 - Haentar (11/28/2015) [-]
Well if the fish had acclimated to a really high concentration of background chemicals in the environment, then you may have just changed the water concentrations too quickly and shocked its system(?).
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#79 - jakotad (11/28/2015) [-]
I've had goldfish in a horse tank for about 12 years now, and they are fucking huge, all I do is add more water now and then. I haven't fed them in about 6 years either still have all 10
#61 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean they were living well. They are just freaking resistant. Mine are a foot long, 8 years old, huge tank and one day a pond I hope.
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#159 - captchakid (11/28/2015) [-]
A fucking foot long goldfish. What the hell.
#7 - My dog was hit by a car last Thursday I did not need this 11/26/2015 on Dog reacts to owners... +1
#48 - My dog got run over by a car a few days ago and it seems like …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on Vet Stories +1
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#55 - imagnetsux (11/23/2015) [-]
i watched some of my cats die of feline leukemia. i cried so much during those times. im sorry you had to go through that. i know it won't replace the friend you lost but when you think you're ready you should get another furry friend. it will do more than you think to fill the hole in your life.
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#15 - "For Scotland" 08/25/2015 on What is this 1995? +1
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#43 - Dave Cee (04/28/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled image**
#42 - Dave Cee (04/09/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled image**
**Dave Cee rolled image**
#40 - Dave Cee (01/11/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled a random image posted in comment #292571 at Friendly **
User avatar #36 - theflamingfire (12/23/2013) [-]
You're so blue it burns my eyes
User avatar #35 - Dave Cee (12/12/2013) [-]
**Dave Cee rolls 88,039**
User avatar #26 - paradox (06/16/2013) [-]
i see your quite blue. im quite blue myself
User avatar #27 to #26 - Dave Cee (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm blue, but if I was green I would die
User avatar #28 to #27 - paradox (06/16/2013) [-]
i agree. being green would kill me to.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Dave Cee (06/16/2013) [-]
Us dark blues should stick together! I don't trust they god damn light blues!
User avatar #31 to #29 - ICEDgrunge (10/04/2013) [-]
Well **** you too
User avatar #30 to #29 - paradox (06/16/2013) [-]
yea. theyre too new here. theyre way to ******* pale
User avatar #25 - Dave Cee (06/14/2013) [-]
"Easy I'm going to let it pass for now then one day when you least expect it I'm going to attack! I'm going to club you then take you to an unknown destination and when you gain consciousness you'll wake to see that you've been hung upside down with a pool underneath you full of sharks,gorillas and a wild lemur! I'll then proceed to inject you with a solution which allows you to remain completely awake yet paralyze you making you feel everything that happens to you. After this I will go onto inflict as much pain as humanly possible to you using tools, acids, fire, syringes and many more till the point I can do no more and I will then finally cut you free to meet your death!" -Conner Waters
User avatar #6 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
ill fukn cut u
#7 to #6 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
User avatar #8 to #7 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
IM ROLL ******
#9 to #8 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Who sent you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
urself
#13 to #12 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
THEN THIS MEANS THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE THE DARK ONE WILL RETURN!!!!
User avatar #14 to #13 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #15 to #14 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #16 to #15 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
is that u in ur picture
User avatar #17 to #16 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Why yes it is
User avatar #18 to #17 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
r u drunk
User avatar #19 to #18 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
I was at the time yes
User avatar #20 to #19 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
r u drunk now
User avatar #21 to #20 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Na, but its Saturday and I'm Scottish so I will be soon! are you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
nah im not old enuff 2 drink
User avatar #23 to #22 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Neither am I lololololololllo
User avatar #24 to #23 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
lloololololloollool
User avatar #1 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
4 years and 17, nice
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dave Cee (04/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I've been on FJ since it was yellow and **** so if i made an account then i would be blue as ****
User avatar #3 to #2 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
awesome :D
#4 to #3 - Dave Cee (04/06/2013) [-]
I know you probably couldn't give the slightest 			****		 but still, thank you.
I know you probably couldn't give the slightest **** but still, thank you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
i know, not giving any is a noticable trend.
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