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DarkMata

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:5/26/2013
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Content Thumbs: 281 total,  334 ,  53
Comment Thumbs: 1326 total,  1579 ,  253
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Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:2606
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:671
FJ Points:43
Favorite Tags: cat (2)

latest user's comments

#109 - After reading the first three titles I thought the point you w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on Matthew Mcconaughey Cant... 0
#110 - Levintry has deleted their comment.
#593 - Here's a word that rhymes with orange: borange. 06/14/2010 on Known Facts Proven Wrong... 0
#249 - DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA? 06/14/2010 on What a sucker full... 0
#41 - = ****** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2010 on STREETFIGHTER PUNCH +2
#46 - kyleraynerfan (06/13/2010) [-]
naw dude he's brazillian
#150 - *facepalm* 06/13/2010 on Bad Jokes Part 4 0
#8 - You facepalm'd when you should have trollface'd 06/11/2010 on Rickroll prank +1
#28 - It must be great to be a rock Pokemon.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on What do pokemon eat? +4
#29 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
its worst, they strap you down and use a drill to take every valuable ore and mineral inside you
#27 - Just imagine... Gyarados sushi.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2010 on What do pokemon eat? +3
#31 - Gyrrados has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - DarkMata (06/11/2010) [-]
It must be great to be a rock Pokemon.
#29 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
its worst, they strap you down and use a drill to take every valuable ore and mineral inside you
#25 - you forgot about 0. Don't take any chance for a bad rool.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2010 on damn designer +1
User avatar #26 - xshacunex (06/11/2010) [-]
naw gays like him dont like plain 0
#36 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
gays have to have that little line through the zero colored polkadot rainbow
#16 - How come Kirby doesn't become a sandwich?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on That's Delicious +3
User avatar #34 - Captainunhelpful (06/11/2010) [-]
it has to have an innate ability for him to get a power from it.
#1 - Damnit, Japan!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on Chuck Norris Could Survive... 0
#2 - Trollworth (06/11/2010) [-]
Meanwhile, in Japan...

Those crazy bastards.
#1 - That is the Japanese's way of saying DO NOT ENTER. 06/11/2010 on where to go 0
#18 - Horse?  [+] (29 new replies) 06/10/2010 on hot rape +2
User avatar #19 - Schmangeetay (06/10/2010) [-]
tuna?
User avatar #20 - pyrothermal (06/10/2010) [-]
Bear?
User avatar #22 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Nigger
#88 - anonymous (06/10/2010) [-]
waylord and skiddy?
User avatar #25 - disturbing (06/10/2010) [-]
Combo breaker?
User avatar #51 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Best combo breaker to have ever broken a combo
User avatar #70 - disturbing (06/10/2010) [-]
lol thx
User avatar #106 - xXPzPXx (06/11/2010) [-]
I was talking about when I said nigger lololol
#23 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
pingas
User avatar #26 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Mexican
User avatar #47 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Everyone after I said nigger killed it, with a fucking rake
#27 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
pussy
User avatar #28 - toclafane (06/10/2010) [-]
chotch
#64 - ErScHa (06/10/2010) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER
#37 - firstnamegreatest (06/10/2010) [-]
man who grew up having no friends, never got a job, lived in his parents basement all his life, lost his virginity at 55, and died lonely?
#32 - bluorchidify (06/10/2010) [-]
he'd morph into MR.T " People be askin' Mr.t You can't change the world of warcraft! I aint no computa hacka! So how do you explain the mohawk grenade suckas?! Mr.t be changin' the whole world of warcraft!" World of warcraft, try the free 10 day trial.
User avatar #30 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
TheDesigner
#29 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
blue waffle
User avatar #31 - toclafane (06/10/2010) [-]
$14,000 worth of latex nose extensions
#35 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
watch twilight then go kill justin bieber for being a faggot
User avatar #34 - supersparta (06/10/2010) [-]
A shark riding a velociraptor weilding rocket launchers?
User avatar #39 - Predachu (06/10/2010) [-]
Manbearpig?
#40 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
ManPedobearpig
User avatar #38 - Yakitaku (06/10/2010) [-]
Seriously people?

He'd be motherfucking CHUCK NORRIS....
User avatar #48 - lgtoon (06/10/2010) [-]
what if he just stays the same and his"seaman" are all kinds of animals
#71 - Kentaru (06/10/2010) [-]
then we would have to find a swallow
#75 - anonymous (06/10/2010) [-]
Its Pronounced Swellow
User avatar #103 - Yakitaku (06/11/2010) [-]
That's a pokemon, dumbass
#77 - Kentaru (06/10/2010) [-]
not when used in family guy and south park (i think i saw it in south park) you sorta change the e around to make it sound like swallow
#15 - If BB ever had sex, I'm sure that he would morph into a pig an…  [+] (34 new replies) 06/10/2010 on hot rape +28
#36 - firstnamegreatest (06/10/2010) [-]
man who grew up having no friends, never got a job, lived in his parents basement all his life, lost his virginity at 55, and died lonely?
User avatar #74 - sillypiggy (06/10/2010) [-]
idk u
#42 - Spawnkill (06/10/2010) [-]
ended
#17 - MrsPlaceholder (06/10/2010) [-]
i think he'd be a donkey ;)
User avatar #18 - DarkMata (06/10/2010) [-]
Horse?
User avatar #19 - Schmangeetay (06/10/2010) [-]
tuna?
User avatar #20 - pyrothermal (06/10/2010) [-]
Bear?
User avatar #22 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Nigger
#88 - anonymous (06/10/2010) [-]
waylord and skiddy?
User avatar #25 - disturbing (06/10/2010) [-]
Combo breaker?
User avatar #51 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Best combo breaker to have ever broken a combo
User avatar #70 - disturbing (06/10/2010) [-]
lol thx
User avatar #106 - xXPzPXx (06/11/2010) [-]
I was talking about when I said nigger lololol
#23 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
pingas
User avatar #26 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Mexican
User avatar #47 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
Everyone after I said nigger killed it, with a fucking rake
#27 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
pussy
User avatar #28 - toclafane (06/10/2010) [-]
chotch
#64 - ErScHa (06/10/2010) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER
#37 - firstnamegreatest (06/10/2010) [-]
man who grew up having no friends, never got a job, lived in his parents basement all his life, lost his virginity at 55, and died lonely?
#32 - bluorchidify (06/10/2010) [-]
he'd morph into MR.T " People be askin' Mr.t You can't change the world of warcraft! I aint no computa hacka! So how do you explain the mohawk grenade suckas?! Mr.t be changin' the whole world of warcraft!" World of warcraft, try the free 10 day trial.
User avatar #30 - xXPzPXx (06/10/2010) [-]
TheDesigner
#29 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
blue waffle
User avatar #31 - toclafane (06/10/2010) [-]
$14,000 worth of latex nose extensions
#35 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
watch twilight then go kill justin bieber for being a faggot
User avatar #34 - supersparta (06/10/2010) [-]
A shark riding a velociraptor weilding rocket launchers?
User avatar #39 - Predachu (06/10/2010) [-]
Manbearpig?
#40 - epicsnake (06/10/2010) [-]
ManPedobearpig
User avatar #38 - Yakitaku (06/10/2010) [-]
Seriously people?

He'd be motherfucking CHUCK NORRIS....
User avatar #48 - lgtoon (06/10/2010) [-]
what if he just stays the same and his"seaman" are all kinds of animals
#71 - Kentaru (06/10/2010) [-]
then we would have to find a swallow
#75 - anonymous (06/10/2010) [-]
Its Pronounced Swellow
User avatar #103 - Yakitaku (06/11/2010) [-]
That's a pokemon, dumbass
#77 - Kentaru (06/10/2010) [-]
not when used in family guy and south park (i think i saw it in south park) you sorta change the e around to make it sound like swallow
#20 - We need comment favoriting Naow!! 06/10/2010 on XX Twilight +2
#69 - Gives a new meaning to being a deatheater, eh? 06/10/2010 on Oooo, burn. +1
#47 - I believe Japan has one of the world's highest suicide rates. … 06/09/2010 on Worlds Scariest Places +3
#20 - I have disowned godiva. now I must throw away all my tasty chocolates. 06/09/2010 on Eating Shit 0
#23 - You should've had kanye on there. 06/09/2010 on Sexy fins +2
#19 - For some reason, I have a feeling that this will end with the …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2010 on movie remake +20
User avatar #36 - IronDragon (05/30/2010) [-]
or a hoe
#23 - Kyriolexy (05/30/2010) [-]
I Second That
User avatar #30 - Lawliett (05/30/2010) [-]
I third it with my hair...
User avatar #22 - thecatqueen (05/30/2010) [-]
mental image cannot be unseen. D:
User avatar #20 - djgeeza (05/30/2010) [-]
all thanks to funny junk and the insanity wolf! :)
#48 - Pedoraptor?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2010 on Simple as can be +1
User avatar #54 - djgeeza (05/30/2010) [-]
its not just the kids that are fucked :)
#52 - StealthyToast (05/30/2010) [-]
p-rex
#161 - Hey guys, what's happeni- 05/30/2010 on Invisible man: final part +7
#151 - NOOO! Not the cookies! 05/30/2010 on MOAR Innapropriate Jokes... 0
#149 - I beg to differ. 05/30/2010 on MOAR Innapropriate Jokes... -2
#112 - I was thinking of the movie "300". Cool story bro. 05/30/2010 on Dirty with Tiger Woods -3

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