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DarkMata

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:5/26/2013
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Content Thumbs: 281 total,  334 ,  53
Comment Thumbs: 1326 total,  1579 ,  253
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Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:2542
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:671
FJ Points:43
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#4 - Oh my Buddhachrist! Your comment gave me a brilliant idea, bac…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2010 on money can't buy happiness +2
#8 - anonymous (06/29/2010) [-]
Oustanding genius!
#5 - SodaPopsicle (06/29/2010) [-]
mmm...bacon...
#6 - SodaPopsicle (06/29/2010) [-]
i mean sodapopsicle
#17 - You like guys?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2010 on Hah +23
#18 - sentientmonkey (06/29/2010) [-]
Yeah, I just don't make a big deal about it. I come here for the lulz, not to talk about my sexual preferences. This one time is an exception.
User avatar #52 - WakaTakaBang (06/29/2010) [-]
Grats on being gay and admitting it over the net (I wouldnt have the balls) :D
#43 - udeserveacookie (06/29/2010) [-]
not 2 cause a problem, but you should be proud 2 be gay:) gay guys are alot more fun then regular guys anyway
#77 - lightwolfess (06/30/2010) [-]
Girls love hanging out with gay guys and swapping beauty tips, srsly! Plus, you guys are more fun AND it's safer to hang with you as opposed to a straight guy!
#103 - udeserveacookie (06/30/2010) [-]
lol im not the gay 1. sentientmonkey is. but i completly agree:)
#30 - Strudel has deleted their comment.
#21 - I'm not Jewish but I lacerated a part of my penis off due to a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2010 on opinions 0
User avatar #22 - SwedishNinja (06/29/2010) [-]
Why not!
#28 - Wow, she must get laid ALOT!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2010 on We Know 0
#30 - allogoodsah (06/29/2010) [-]
no if her shirt said ill give you cake to fuck shell egt fucked alot
User avatar #31 - DarkMata (06/29/2010) [-]
Well, I personally would not trade my body for a mere lie.
#32 - allogoodsah (06/29/2010) [-]
ok you won but if she fucks for cake wont she be fucking for lies??? ITS LIKE MARRIAGE
User avatar #33 - DarkMata (06/29/2010) [-]
The lies sustain her gelatinous existence.
#27 - The scale is a lie. 06/29/2010 on We Know +1
#9 - Yes, baptize and christen the child in the sanctity of FunnyJunk. 06/29/2010 on Message and a Bottle +6
#34 - Isn't it illegal to take pictures of the white house or sumthi… 06/29/2010 on Some Funny Junk +2
#18 - Shut up, Mel (Gibson). That was only a dream. 06/29/2010 on Lamebook -3
#68 - Facepalm? Don't you mean executor? 06/29/2010 on MOUNTAINS! +4
#76 - A normal day for you penis. eh? You **** bongs…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2010 on 4 inches high +34
#89 - anonymous (06/29/2010) [-]
Most of all his penis is 4" long.

*giggles*
User avatar #105 - butterfingers (06/29/2010) [-]
*giggles* ruined your comment
#325 - I miss those ******* stripes. 06/28/2010 on cartoon network 0
#27 - He was performing to a live audience? 06/27/2010 on SRSLY WTF 0
#5 - Is that patton oswalt?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on SURPRISE 0
#9 - zillakman has deleted their comment.
#164 - NerpHipKaKaSqueeMeepNup 06/27/2010 on whats your name? 0
#10 - POSTER  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2010 on America Today +44
#181 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [-]
theres no need to yell sir
User avatar #11 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
Sure..
#8 - Hmm, according to this I no longer have scoliolioliosis.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on Slouching Fuck Yeah +6
User avatar #10 - alphonseelric (06/27/2010) [-]
somewhere in there.. i sense loli.
#17 - This move isn't very practical. 06/27/2010 on sick judo move -1
#22 - I don't see why I have to assume that I am a girl for this...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on 1st time +2
User avatar #23 - Seventeen (06/27/2010) [-]
oh, you don't. he just gets off on it.
#21 - Blood trickling?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on 1st time 0
User avatar #27 - bouchedag (06/27/2010) [-]
omg the dentist is also a vampire...a real vampire. Pussy vamps don't rape.
#10 - It still doesn't fail if you get the joke. 06/27/2010 on 5x MOAR Funny T Shirts 0
#32 - Screw the curtains, look at the beautiful mirror edging!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on Would you look at that 0
#33 - WONDERWAFFLE (06/27/2010) [-]
thats nothing
looks at that nice picture frme
#6 - Silly rabbit, cookies are for humans. 06/27/2010 on The Expendables +1
#50 - You're saying that little foot from the land before time is a LIE!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on FUCK YOU LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD... 0
#55 - anonymous (12/05/2010) [-]
We could just say that he is a Camarasaurus, because that is what he looks more like.
#58 - It was probably that whore in accounting, Deborah.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on 99 Donuts +2
User avatar #66 - GoMew (06/26/2010) [-]
IVE GOT AN IDEA!

LET'S ALL SHIT ON DEBORAH'S DESK
#362 - Damn you Tacgnol! Damn you, to the basement! 06/26/2010 on Thank You +140

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