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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#100 - This proves my co-authored theory of " *********** … 04/20/2010 on Formule One In Africa +2
#99 - How come when a couple nigs make a stop motion butt-race it su… 04/20/2010 on Formule One In Africa +2
#16 - Um... I don't think Hitler likes Jews. I think that he hate…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #17 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
um i meant he would like a jew to killl................................... thought i made it obvious
User avatar #18 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
I know what you meant, but what I meant was he already has a lot of them, and plus a lot of people will probably be getting him Jews. So I will be one of the few creative enough to get him something actually interesting.
User avatar #19 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
yes but my good sir what if the jew was the 1 he really hated and no one found him but you.... gotta think..
#14 - Cool. Translation win! 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk 0
#11 - Vielen Dank fur Ihre freundlichen erganzen. Ich bin sicher, de…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #13 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
well I don't speak German but according to word monkey it looks pretty good X)
User avatar #14 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Cool. Translation win!
#10 - Yes, Hitler does like volkswagens, (I think he actually helpe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #12 - Son of a glitch (04/20/2010) [-]
Ah, that's a fact I didn't know.
By the way, he designed the beetle, and the Thing.
#7 - Well, first of all, I only heard it once today. Second, I t…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #15 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
he would like a jew better
User avatar #16 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Um... I don't think Hitler likes Jews.
I think that he hates them very much.
Plus he already has a crap load rotting in concentration camps.
User avatar #17 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
um i meant he would like a jew to killl................................... thought i made it obvious
User avatar #18 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
I know what you meant, but what I meant was he already has a lot of them, and plus a lot of people will probably be getting him Jews. So I will be one of the few creative enough to get him something actually interesting.
User avatar #19 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
yes but my good sir what if the jew was the 1 he really hated and no one found him but you.... gotta think..
User avatar #9 - Son of a glitch (04/20/2010) [-]
Should've gotten him a Volkswagon. He likes those better.
And his birthday is, indeed, 4/20. It's also weed day, for some reason.
User avatar #10 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Yes, Hitler does like volkswagens, (I think he actually helped to come up with some designs for them.) but whenever he traveled or went on his parades, he would always ride in a customized Mercedes-Benz.
User avatar #12 - Son of a glitch (04/20/2010) [-]
Ah, that's a fact I didn't know.
By the way, he designed the beetle, and the Thing.
User avatar #8 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
o, well i've been hearing it everywhere today lol and you are very generous to hitler XD I applaud you
User avatar #11 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Vielen Dank fur Ihre freundlichen erganzen. Ich bin sicher, der Fuhrer wird mein Geschenk wie.
(I hope I did this right, yo.)
User avatar #13 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
well I don't speak German but according to word monkey it looks pretty good X)
User avatar #14 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Cool. Translation win!
#193 - Even god himself has lost hope in Funnyjunk. Today is truly… 04/20/2010 on SEXY CARTOON CHARACTERS +2
#5 - What's all this I am hearing about today being Hitler's birthday?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/20/2010 on The New Admin of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #6 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
um...it's hitler's birthday...is there something else you could grasp from hearing that it's his birthday multiple times?
User avatar #7 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Well, first of all, I only heard it once today.
Second, I tend to want to verify the information with some other than the source.
Third, I already got him a Mercedes-Benz for a birthday gift. Hitler was a car enthusiast. :D
User avatar #15 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
he would like a jew better
User avatar #16 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Um... I don't think Hitler likes Jews.
I think that he hates them very much.
Plus he already has a crap load rotting in concentration camps.
User avatar #17 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
um i meant he would like a jew to killl................................... thought i made it obvious
User avatar #18 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
I know what you meant, but what I meant was he already has a lot of them, and plus a lot of people will probably be getting him Jews. So I will be one of the few creative enough to get him something actually interesting.
User avatar #19 - romdude (04/20/2010) [-]
yes but my good sir what if the jew was the 1 he really hated and no one found him but you.... gotta think..
User avatar #9 - Son of a glitch (04/20/2010) [-]
Should've gotten him a Volkswagon. He likes those better.
And his birthday is, indeed, 4/20. It's also weed day, for some reason.
User avatar #10 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Yes, Hitler does like volkswagens, (I think he actually helped to come up with some designs for them.) but whenever he traveled or went on his parades, he would always ride in a customized Mercedes-Benz.
User avatar #12 - Son of a glitch (04/20/2010) [-]
Ah, that's a fact I didn't know.
By the way, he designed the beetle, and the Thing.
User avatar #8 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
o, well i've been hearing it everywhere today lol and you are very generous to hitler XD I applaud you
User avatar #11 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Vielen Dank fur Ihre freundlichen erganzen. Ich bin sicher, der Fuhrer wird mein Geschenk wie.
(I hope I did this right, yo.)
User avatar #13 - justforyou (04/20/2010) [-]
well I don't speak German but according to word monkey it looks pretty good X)
User avatar #14 - DarkMata (04/20/2010) [-]
Cool. Translation win!
#410 - Aw, that is sad. A little part of me just died. 04/19/2010 on Will Smith...(he's not... 0
#401 - Will Smith is one of my favorite actors, but I have one questi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2010 on Will Smith...(he's not... 0
#404 - anonymous (04/19/2010) [-]
He is not an actual Scientologist, but he built a school that runs on Scientology teaching principles and probably gives them money anyway, so he's just as bad as one.

Will Smith = Scilon-in-training
User avatar #410 - DarkMata (04/19/2010) [-]
Aw, that is sad. A little part of me just died.
#141 - Too bad that guitar is upside-down. I'd be able to have a lot … 04/19/2010 on Collection Of Wins Part 2 0
#7 - WHERE THE **** IS THE FURRY!? 04/17/2010 on hentai +1
#92 - The "I SWA LO" license plate is a win, and the 5$ ha… 04/17/2010 on Collection of Fail 0
#3 - add more bugs then it might be funnier.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2010 on Bugs 0
#4 - potatoefg (04/18/2010) [-]
i just copied it from somewhere, idk how 2 make one
#1 - Can't really see what is happening. >_<  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2010 on FATALITY 0
User avatar #2 - big tater (04/17/2010) [-]
basketball hits the girl in the head :\ guess it isn't that great of quality
#2 - Chickens can be very fast and a bit scary actually if you piss… 04/17/2010 on Angry Chicken 0
#2 - No, she is not. 04/17/2010 on Justin Beiber is a boy!? 0
#2 - I would deliver but that would be something that would be expe… 04/10/2010 on DO IT NAOW! 0
#7 - It's a miracle! GoogleJesus was resurrected from the grave!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2010 on why me? +1
User avatar #9 - greenearcher (04/10/2010) [-]
after lagging for three days
#2 - Anyone notice the doughboy in the oven? 04/10/2010 on Yummy Yummy in my Tummy +2
#3 - Lincoln's favorite sport was wrestling, Washington was an exce… 04/10/2010 on Presidential Beatdown Brackets 0
#5 - I hate you, I already know what it means. 04/10/2010 on Google translator +1
#34 - **DarkMata rolls 1** If this is a three then I continue with… 04/10/2010 on gamble page +2
#5 - TT_TT Why must you hurt me? 04/10/2010 on Level 20! 0

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