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#14 - Not a problem 08/20/2014 on Video Game Journalism 0
#12 - Meant to be a play on words. She slept with Five Guys, and som…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Video Game Journalism 0
#13 - chords (08/20/2014) [-]
ahh well thats a boring conclusion . thanks a bunch man
User avatar #14 - Daemon Lord (08/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem
#10 - Five Guys is a name of a Burger Restaurant. Very good food, al…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Video Game Journalism +1
#11 - chords (08/20/2014) [-]
i was unaware , being a britbong and all . but why os that related ? did she do them there ?
#21 - vampired (08/20/2014) [-]
Britbong, thank you
User avatar #19 - leonardus (08/20/2014) [-]
if i recall correctly five guys is in britain but you might not have stumbled across it. usually only in busy shopping centres etc.
User avatar #12 - Daemon Lord (08/20/2014) [-]
Meant to be a play on words. She slept with Five Guys, and someone decided to use the restaurant as a pun
#13 - chords (08/20/2014) [-]
ahh well thats a boring conclusion . thanks a bunch man
User avatar #14 - Daemon Lord (08/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem
#78 - The Who 08/15/2014 on Describe your sex life with... 0
#328 - Welp, it's like the lottery, but free. Why not? 08/15/2014 on Xbox 3 month give away 0
#20 - I was lucky, I wrote on what my teacher called an advanced lev… 08/11/2014 on Title 0
#51 - **Daemon Lord rolled image ** 08/07/2014 on No, i dont mean picture 0
#104 - **Daemon Lord rolls 2,715** 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#2 - Gonna go ask a girl out later tonight actually. Wish me luck FJ  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Announcing that you have a... +20
User avatar #15 - huszti (07/26/2014) [-]
do a flip
User avatar #14 - mrsonicrainboom (07/26/2014) [-]
good luck homo
User avatar #11 - equestriaman (07/26/2014) [-]
good luck faggot
User avatar #10 - gmaxx (07/26/2014) [-]
did she say no?
#9 - talonwooten (07/26/2014) [-]
it's gon be ok little nigga, you can do it
User avatar #6 - cattbutts (07/26/2014) [-]
Tell us how it goes
#49 - Damn guys, I asked a question, wasn't defending them 07/24/2014 on Modern news media +18

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User avatar #380 - phanact (05/20/2014) [-]
You are the one
User avatar #381 to #380 - Daemon Lord (05/23/2014) [-]
What is my destiny
User avatar #382 to #381 - phanact (05/24/2014) [-]
You were there before it all started.
User avatar #383 to #382 - Daemon Lord (05/24/2014) [-]
I've been around before a great many things
#378 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
Hey,if you give up can i have your account?if not is cool too
User avatar #379 to #378 - Daemon Lord (03/29/2014) [-]
I am regularly on this account, so no
#311 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
You said you wanted to talk more... So I came back

Hi Sam
User avatar #375 to #311 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Goodnight, I should hit the hay soon myself. See ya tomorrow
User avatar #355 to #311 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Just a wee bit ago, yeah :P
#356 to #355 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
How about Justin?
User avatar #357 to #356 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Haven't talked to him in a while either. He occasionally posts porn, but not nearly as much as he was renown for posting. Not sure if he still comes on
#358 to #357 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Well... He's not dead, that's something

He was depressed, angry, and a high school drop out last time we actually "talked"

User avatar #359 to #358 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Sounds about right, as depressing as that is. But, such is life. It is as you make it
#360 to #359 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Every once in a while I wonder if he's OK
User avatar #361 to #360 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Never really crossed my mind to be completely honest, was never that close with him. He really only messaged me specifically when he needed me talk to someone for him in an attempt to get them not pissed at him for whatever reason. However, that was a bit ago. Hasn't messaged me since
#362 to #361 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I was close to him though
And I kinda did the worst thing I've ever done.. Specifically to him

There's nothing I can do about it though
User avatar #363 to #362 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
All things pass. Do not forget, you did wrong me as well. Yet, here we are, conversing as friends again, no?
#364 to #363 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I know I did, but it was more specific towards Justin

I'm sorry I wronged you, I'm happy we can be friends. You're nice, and cool.
User avatar #365 to #364 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Like I said, all things pass. It's not good, nor healthy to harbor ill emotions
User avatar #366 to #365 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
You are right. I like clearing things between myself and those I wronged back then though
It helps clear my conscious about who I am.
Or, so the psychologist said
User avatar #367 to #366 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
First and hardest step is forgiving yourself, or so I've heard
#368 to #367 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Let's not talk about that though. We're friends, between us things are fine

User avatar #369 to #368 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
That is true, and if it does make you uncomfortable, I will happily talk about whatever it is you wish
#370 to #369 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I can't think of anything...
User avatar #371 to #370 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Found this, think you might like it. And disregard the source site, it's safe
User avatar #372 to #371 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
That was interesting
It's not really a topic to talk about, but I found it interesting
User avatar #373 to #372 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Eh, had to think of something :P

Did you see the new episode?
#374 to #373 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I haven't... I realise it's almost 2AM and I need sleep

I don't have anything to do tomorrow
You could talk to me more in the morning if you want

Good night, Sam
#334 to #311 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Well excuse me for not being normal :P
#335 to #334 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Nothing's interesting about normal anyways :)
User avatar #336 to #335 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Exactly. Keeps conversations away from being dull
#337 to #336 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Do you look at new pony pictures often?
User avatar #339 to #337 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
I also go on Derpibooru if that counts
User avatar #338 to #337 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Technically, yes and no.
They are new to me, but have been on my computer for quite a while. It takes time to look at 34,649 pony pictures XD
#340 to #338 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean

I follow some art blogs, like Flutters and Pinkie

What do you do to pass the time?
#341 to #340 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Either play games like Xbox, PS3 or Minecraft, or I goof off on here/pony related sites. I'm a simple to amuse and entertain person
#342 to #341 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
That's cool. I never found Xbox very interesting
I game on PC typically

You don't seem to comment much, I don't think the pictures posted really take up much time in the end...
User avatar #343 to #342 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Eh, usually only comment when I have something witty or meaningful to contribute. Other than that, I keep to myself.

Very rarely, I do post content though. Usually sad stuff though
#344 to #343 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Sad stuff can get me down, but I like it when it's well presented.

I can't write, myself, but I know people who can write things like that and it's amazing to me.

It must take a lot of skill to say things to a complete stranger with only text in a reasonable amount of time and grip their emotions powerfully. It's admirable, and the end result is compelling to read despite the negative feeling you get.

Is there another name for the sad you get from a well written tragedy?
User avatar #345 to #344 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
I've never really thought to much into it, but if I'd have to call it something, I'd call it the heart's understanding. Scientifically and or in a literary sense, I know not of a word for it
#346 to #345 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, what about ambivalence?
Feeling two conflicting emotions at one time

Does that work?
User avatar #347 to #346 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
That would make sense, since usually I feel sadness, but happiness also from well written stories. Almost like I'm happy that I'm sad
#348 to #347 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Maybe I should ask Asdflvr

He's an English Major
English majors are smart. They know words.
User avatar #376 to #348 - Asdflvr (11/28/2012) [-]
I am no real super sand.
User avatar #349 to #348 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
I haven't talked to that bugger since the chatroom
#350 to #349 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I talked to him just the other day
He's doing well. Not on FJ too much, but he's around

When did the chatroom thing stop?
User avatar #351 to #350 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Dunno, long time ago though, over a year, maybe two
#352 to #351 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
That stuff seems so long ago looking back

Do you talk to anyone we knew back then?
What about Haley, or Isaac?
User avatar #353 to #352 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Haven't talked to Haley in a while, and for the record, I was Isaac :P
#354 to #353 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
It was a long time ago >.<
User avatar #312 to #311 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #313 to #312 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
How was your day today, Sam?
User avatar #314 to #313 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Was good, got to hang out at a buddy's house and whatnot

How was yours?
#315 to #314 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I got pulled from the computer for a while

My day was alright. I didn't do very much though. I went to a friend's house and that's about it.
User avatar #316 to #315 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Still better than nothing, and apologies, but I was gettin into Minecraft a bit with a friend
#317 to #316 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
So, you like ponies, right?

How much are you into it?
#318 to #317 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
More than what would be considered socially acceptable depending on who you ask

I ******* love ponies, they make me so happy
#319 to #318 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Wonderful. That's something we can relate on

Which pony is your favorite?
I'm sure you can surmise my favorite
#320 to #319 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Overall, either Luna, Pinkie, or Scootaloo
#321 to #320 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
This is my favorite picture of Luna
Scootaloo's nice, but I don't think much of her..

Pinkie is nice, and hyper. My friend showed me a shipping tumblr for Fluttershy/Pinkie and it was really adorable
User avatar #322 to #321 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Haha, nice.

I think I might give it to Luna, sooooo much adorable stuff with her
#323 to #322 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
How do you feel about shipping?
User avatar #324 to #323 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
I've read my share of ship fics and whatnot. I find it cute as hell
#325 to #324 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
My favorite pairing is Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
What's yours?

I don't read much fanfic lately... Know any really good well-written one?
No clopfics please..
User avatar #326 to #325 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Luna and Adult Pip or Pinkie and Fluttershy

And what type of fics cause I actually mainly read sad ones, just saying
#327 to #326 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Do you know the Pinkie/Fluttershy tumblr I got some of my pictures from? Such as this one

That one is very cute.

I like sad fics too, if they're really well written
Romance and tragedy are my favorites, and I do like to laugh if you know funny ones
User avatar #328 to #327 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Alrighty, then I have plenty fics, and I do not know the tumblr of that one

I wish I remembered this one fic I read, it was a PinkiShy ship with Pasta Ponies
#332 to #329 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, and there's more in case you get through them

BUT, all things can wait
#333 to #332 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
Normally after the reply limit, people go back to the start of the comment thread
User avatar #330 to #329 - Daemon Lord (11/25/2012) [-]

Now for my end of the bargain:


Not Worth a Bit:

Pretty in Pink:

The Price of Loyalty:
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The Price You Pay:

The Magic Never Fades Away:

Dreaming With Ponies:
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(Listen to this with while reading the above fic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZNDiU9ljw )

I have more, but I think I'm at my limit of line breaks
#331 to #330 - JKG (11/25/2012) [-]
That's a lot to read. I'll get on that when we're done talking
#295 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
Hello there.. Sam?
User avatar #297 to #296 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
How've you been?
User avatar #298 to #297 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
Been good, can't really complain. How bout yourself?
#299 to #298 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
Things have been well for me. I dated recently, but I didn't really connect with him that well. Still asked me out in the cutest way I've seen.

My friends keep saying I'm the cutest person at school, and that makes me happy. I like being called cute. Generally, life has gone well recently.

Anything of interest in your life?
User avatar #300 to #299 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
Survived Sandy, I guess if that's noteworthy. Jack **** happened here though. In my area, worse we got was slightly slow internet

Socially, still a bit alone. All the girls I like are taken, which blows. But, least I'm friends with their boyfriends, so I know they're in good hands, save for a hiccup here or there.
#301 to #300 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
That's strange, you were always a nice guy when I knew you before
I would think you'd be dating at least some of the time.

And you have swords. What girl doesn't love swords?
User avatar #302 to #301 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
Eh, was always the nice, but weird fellow everyone loved in a non-attracted manner.
Besides, there aren't really any "nerdy girls that like weird **** such as swords and whatnot" around where I live
#303 to #302 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure you'll find someone. You're a good guy.

Other than that, anything?
Has school been going well?
User avatar #304 to #303 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
Aside from me being a lazy asshole that can actually do well if I gave a damn, pretty god actually. In the middle of a photoshop class, so learnin some stuff with that
#305 to #304 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
That's really interesting. Are you any good with that stuff?
User avatar #306 to #305 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
The teacher says I got potential, but right now it's all simple or basic stuff since I'm only in the beginner class
#307 to #306 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
That's very cool. I wish I was good at any sort of art. I can sew a little, but not well.
User avatar #308 to #307 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
I can draw, but barely. I wish I was able to draw like some of the people on deviantart or furaffinity. There are things I can think of but my motor control will never let me put it to paper
User avatar #309 to #308 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I need to get some sleep now, it was nice to talk. Good night Sam
User avatar #310 to #309 - Daemon Lord (11/24/2012) [-]
G'night. We should talk more often, was nice.
#294 - rarityrarityrarity (11/13/2012) [-]
Possible pony feel post. gave me feels for sure.
#289 - cjseige (11/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #291 to #290 - cjseige (11/08/2012) [-]
Had another one dident want to upload :C
#292 to #291 - cjseige (11/08/2012) [-]
Still got this though XD
Still got this though XD
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User avatar #286 to #285 - Daemon Lord (11/04/2012) [-]
What exactly do you mean? I believe I'm not reading the comment correctly.
User avatar #287 to #286 - marconde (11/04/2012) [-]
Ups, sorry, wrong user
User avatar #288 to #287 - Daemon Lord (11/04/2012) [-]
Hey **** happens, but you weren't entirely wrong since I do upload feels anyway
User avatar #282 - StupidPancake (08/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #281 - StupidPancake (08/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #279 - StupidPancake (08/18/2012) [-]
Faggot! :3
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