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#6 - this is pretty much how it goes about 80% of the time  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Omegle +19
#7 - superflyingcookie (08/11/2014) [-]
Asl?ASL?A-S-FUCKING-L!?
#10 - ... he's in a spaceship, talking to other people in spaceships…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Technology -7
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/06/2014) [-]
Obviously you mean he's communicating to other ships. Assuming it's radio, it wouldn't matter. Cellular on the other hand is different. Wireless cellular headset usually indicates bluetooth which with a generous range could be 100 meters, an extremely unnecessary high range for anyone. Tapping the bluetooth assuming Han Solo wastes his money on a high range bluetooth set would be easy on the ground, in space it would be difficult to do discretely, which leaves tapping the actual call. A bluetooth in space isn't that much of security hazard if you can manage to keep an eye out for spies with 1km(should be easy since space is empty as fuck).
User avatar #13 - vaginasandwich (08/05/2014) [-]
He's talking to people in the same spaceship so yes it would make sense that they are wired together you stupid fuck
#142 - This guy gets it. I was just about to say this. W… 08/04/2014 on clickclickclickclick +5
#154 - One of the best attempts I have seen is Lojban 08/04/2014 on El feggeto 0
#11 - less costs does not mean more profits the factory I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on *ba dum tisk* 0
#15 - silenttortoise (08/03/2014) [-]
Where do you work, a textile sweatshop? Fuck, man.
#1 - Wow posted 6 hours ago and 0 thumbs? 07/29/2014 on A Great Advice +1
#13 - we also have anti-missile defenses we would see it coming …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on north korea's in the news... +3
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2014) [-]
Missile defense systems are still shaky business. Intercepting a moving missile is harder than you think. It's even harder to intercept the actual warhead, which still follows its trajectory even if you destroy the bulk of the missile. If N. Korea launches its one good missile (that probably doesn't exist), we could probably catch it. If Russia goes all out then the world is fucked.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2014) [-]
The US only has 40 anti nuclear missiles with a 50% success rate. Still the changes are still.
#3 - he looks more Indian to me that means his dad is a doctor … 07/28/2014 on Young Gamers 0
#4 - this kind of already exists  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on (untitled) +62
User avatar #20 - popkornking (07/29/2014) [-]
Hold the fuck up, did that show have an episode with a piece of gum that sucked people dry of moisture?
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2014) [-]
No, that's the ripping freinds
User avatar #30 - popkornking (07/29/2014) [-]
K thanks, I need to rewatch that, it really freaked me out as a kid.
#10 - youxbarstard (07/29/2014) [-]
Not with the avengers it doesn't.
User avatar #18 - qwertymnbv (07/29/2014) [-]
Captain America, Hulk, Thor = Major Glory, Krunk, and Val Hallen
#19 - youxbarstard (07/29/2014) [-]
I never said that they weren't similar.
#17 - orangepikmin (07/29/2014) [-]
Of course it did!

Look, it even included Black Widow and Hawkeye!
#162 - cloud swims when he is trying to get the dolphin to help him j… 07/28/2014 on Who would you choose? 0
#63 - wow that turned out horrible, I can't believe this gif didn't … 07/28/2014 on It's the patriarchy's fault 0
#62 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on It's the patriarchy's fault 0
User avatar #63 - Daeiros (07/28/2014) [-]
wow that turned out horrible, I can't believe this gif didn't already exist
#63 - like, one post made front page, and nobody jumped on the bandw… 07/28/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! 0
#122 - Has the day finally arrived? Are all the hopes and dreams … 07/27/2014 on A picture of your typical... +5
#1403 - that is a fair point but the whole privilege thing is…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
User avatar #1406 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm joking of course.
Hence why I thumbed you up. Shame that there are homosexuals who discriminate against bis, you'd think they'd be one of the more empathetic groups.
Society in general sucks man. People being told who they can and can't marry and what they can and can't do with their bodies.
#1396 - I, too am confused about that Check as in, hey check it ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#1460 - twilightdusk (07/27/2014) [-]
The way it was originally used was in less of a commanding tone, it was more like "Take a moment to recognize how lucky you are in life compared to everyone else."

But now it's basically just an insult slung by SJW types in an attempt to shut down any argument. "Women get paid less than men!!!" "Well actually, if there's a man and a women doing the exact same job for the same amount of time, they tend to get paid the same and-" "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE GEEEEEEEEZ!!!"
#1394 - Bi +10 Gay -150? Yeah, no. Bi's get hate from bot…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +2
User avatar #1400 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
If you're Bi, you walk into a room, everyone in that room is a potential fuckbuddy.
You're gay/straight, only 50% of the people you'll ever meet in a day would make potential fuckbuddies.
That's pretty fucking lucky to me.
User avatar #1403 - Daeiros (07/27/2014) [-]
that is a fair point

but the whole privilege thing is supposed to be mainly about the amount of discrimination you face, not how much ass you get
User avatar #1406 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm joking of course.
Hence why I thumbed you up. Shame that there are homosexuals who discriminate against bis, you'd think they'd be one of the more empathetic groups.
Society in general sucks man. People being told who they can and can't marry and what they can and can't do with their bodies.
#182 - > "always worrying that anyone he falls in love with m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Fuck this 0
User avatar #185 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
are you some kind of a moron? i didnt say he should hide it, i said he shouldnt make a big deal out of it, its fucking natural.
by making this big deal out of it, theyre just making big differences between gays and straights even though the only real difference is that their sexual preferences.
act like a normal fucking person is all im saying
#158 - since nobody have given you a serious answer he is a major…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fuck this +4
User avatar #170 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
"risks"
dude if he got fired after this the one who did it would get fucking exiled from usa or something
also, why the fuck does people feel the need to come out with it, just fucking do it and dont make a big deal out of it, dont see any straight people going to the media and is like "its hard to say this, but... i like tits and vaginas"
User avatar #182 - Daeiros (07/26/2014) [-]
> "always worrying that anyone he falls in love with my eventually get mad and decide to blow his cover for a quick buck from TMZ. "

A public figure's personal life is front page news, if they don't announce it themselves, someone will announce it for them and the situation will be worse, they are doing damage control by getting out ahead of it. Also, by being out of the closet, he is now free to go on dates, outside, without having to wear a disguise and sneak around like a fucking criminal.

There are little things slipped in to all standard contracts about lewdness and decency and morality and whatnot, and those parts of contracts have been successfully used to argue in court to nullify contracts for things like homosexuality in the recent past. It really isn't that far fetched, and in fact, there were actually serious talks of firing him for this
User avatar #185 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
are you some kind of a moron? i didnt say he should hide it, i said he shouldnt make a big deal out of it, its fucking natural.
by making this big deal out of it, theyre just making big differences between gays and straights even though the only real difference is that their sexual preferences.
act like a normal fucking person is all im saying
User avatar #175 - brendantheferret (07/26/2014) [-]
That's because being straight is common
User avatar #176 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
so? why does he feel the need to go out to the fucking world with his sexuality? its none of the worlds business what he does in the bedroom.
he doesnt need to hide it but why the hell does he feel the need to spread it, its just attentionwhoring
User avatar #277 - fishandkids (07/26/2014) [-]
He didn't come all out. He was always gay. The outrage and people calling for his head happend ater he was drafted and kissed his boyfriend in celebration.
User avatar #278 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
thats the difference, between being gay and wanting attention for it, respect to him man
User avatar #179 - brendantheferret (07/26/2014) [-]
I really don't care one way or the other, it's possible he's coming out to show support for homosexuals or some shit, idk. I've been in the closet for years and probably always will be
User avatar #187 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
probably
still though, its because people make big deals like this about being gay people think gays are abnormal
User avatar #188 - brendantheferret (07/26/2014) [-]
I wouldn't publicly come out personally if I was the athlete, but if someone called me out I'd say "Yeah, I'm gay, fuck you faggot"
User avatar #189 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
thats what i mean, be normal about it.
gays are just people in the end, doesnt change who you are, just shows you like dick, much less creepy than scat and lolicons.
#69 - now if he did those circular movements, but did them slowly, t… 07/25/2014 on 3-2-1.... 0
#7 - growing up just means that you take on more responsibilities, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Men +2
User avatar #10 - MrsMcDowell (07/24/2014) [-]
Agreed.

Hubby and I got married in front of family on Friday. How did we celebrate?

Dad told us to drink from the champagne glass at the same time, so we lapped it up like dogs. He was disgusted. It was fun. We were laughing the whole time.

It was a serious event, but we like to have fun with all things. Our life together is like one big sleepover. The only things we get super serious about are writing projects and budgeting.
#87 - I feel like, if you went to a pizza party, and you said, "…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Vegan +4
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
> I don't really eat pizza, do you have any lobster

nice straw man argument, you retard

a vegetarian option would just be bread with tomatoes, and not something that's harder to get, like in your stupid analogy you fucking cripple
User avatar #105 - logicstrike (07/24/2014) [-]
but they didn't say "no you're going to have to get your own" (which would be a perfectly acceptable reponse if the request came out of the blue) they played a joke which I would describe ultimately as a dick move. It is possible not to be an arsehole you know.
#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
Why would you NOT be an asshole when your child/whatever has abandoned their position as dominant species?
#5 - 5'10'' here 07/24/2014 on How tall are you? +2
#5 - In my opinion, team fortress classic was way better T…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on anyone have black painted hat? -22
User avatar #41 - improbable (07/25/2014) [-]
Tribes: Ascend - MLG PRO CIRCUIT PATHFINDER 1900elo lol, casuals and their slow paced noob friendly shooting games where u cant even go up to 300 km/h
User avatar #11 - thenobodyorigin (07/24/2014) [-]
So you complain about the fact that some very OP things got removed? + some of the maps are still in TF2. I liked classic. I really do. But some of the things in part 1 where so damm OP.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
OP or not, I would say the old tf sounds a lot more interesting, it would be prett nifty to be able to set a timer, bomb down walls and poison people in the game.

Also, talking about OP...Ever seen people playing as Pyro? Or Heavy? that's what I call op, you are basically a tank, just running around holding m1 and shooting/burning stuff to death.
And as Heavy you always seem to have some clingy Medic up your ass trying to ├╝ber you.
User avatar #56 - trivdiego (07/25/2014) [-]
heavy is not OP if you don't know what you are doing.
Soldier, spy, sniper, hell even scout can take down a heavy with ease
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/25/2014) [-]
But only if THEy know what they are doing, also, he is OP when a Medic is clinging to his ass all the time.

Sniper is one of the hardest classes if you don't know what to do,you can't just run around shooting things, you have to camp.

Spy is also a hard class to play if you are a newbie, just as scout it.

But as I have seen it, Heavy gets easy kills, he can shott several people in short amount of time with his "MINI" gun. Now naturally people can easily kill him if they know how to, as spy you can easily kill him, but you have to be careful.
#1 - Almost as badly as you ****** up this post 07/24/2014 on new tmnt movie 0
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#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
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Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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