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Y, the sexiest letter
Those are some big areolas
- Angry Bids The seedy underbelly of the professional auctio…
/b/ makes games
Ok, I would say that.
- I worked at Walmart as a janitor and I can confirm this happen…
I am cashier at Walmart.
This doesn't really disturb me. They'll whisper sexual things in my ear on the bus ride home, so... I find it thoughtful they at least clean up first.
I keep hearing that women's bathrooms are worse than men's in terms of cleanliness, is this true?
Very much so.
Men's bathrooms have sticky floors from people not aiming at the urinals.
Women's bathroom has sticky floors cause bitches won't sit on the fucking toilet seat, and piss everywhere. I do mean EVERYWHERE.
Imagine the difference between a fire hose and a geyser. You can point a fire hose. You can NOT point a geyser, and when that geyser is pointed horizontal at the wall, piss goes everywhere.
Women also have a nasty habit of not flushing cause they don't want to touch the toilet. There are also the tampon receptacles that are absolutely filthy. People use them as ash trays and trash bins.
A good portion of the time though, in any bathroom, people make a mess simply cause it's not their job to clean it up.
Same thing with restaurants
can we wash our balls at WallMartz?
- Or you could just try not lying to your children. Peo…
Santa hates your kids
I'm a father of three, I wasn't going to tell my children about Santa at all, but then I found out that my children would rather get presents from a fat stranger that breaks into our house one night every year. It's mysterious and magical, it's getting something that "your parents can't buy you" and it's a fucking childhood.
Now Santa brings a stocking full of candy and presents that cost 1/2 as much as the ones I give them. Even though the presents aren't as big or as spendy, they still go fucking ape shit donkey wong over them.
"ape shit donkey wong" kek
I only have one kid, but I agree with this.
My daughter is all we're ever going to be able to have so I'll be damned if I don't make it as sugar-coated special for her as a fudge dipped chocolate cake made of sugar cookie batter.
As much as I can anyway.
Will the real Shaggy please...
- >Tell high school students there's a picture of a sex act i…
He comes from a long line...
"oh we all kinda... lost them. sorry"
- **Daeiros used "*roll 2, pokemon*"** **Daeiros rolls Wobbuf…
Fusion Contest 2
sexy with curves
What do you see?
- "The world is full of things you can't see"
Spoopy fears comp
every time you yawn a ghost sticks it's dick in your mouth
GHOST BLOWJOB TIME
- I'm bisexual I don't bother telling people about what…
and here's the video because my comment was too large. If you have any questions or wanna talk about any of this shit feel free to hit me up. I'm always up for discussion with people that are eager to learn or talk!
I don't know where you grew up, but where I'm from I was beaten, as a teenager because people had the NOTION that I was gay, hell I myself hadn't even invest the time to contemplate my sexuality. Now I'm a student so I've moved to the big city. Things are different but still in my country lgbt+ people can't marry, get beaten in the street, get kicked out of coffee shops for kissing or showing affection, get yelled at the bus and so on. We lack basic respect and human rights by the law, so I can understand why people sometimes go around shoving it in other people's throats.
Also I just want to clarify that telling people that you're anything other than straight is not telling them what you do in your bed. My boyfriend is scared of walking down the road with me holding my hand. People come up to me and say "We get it you're gay (even tho I'm not!), you don't have to shove it down our throat. It's simple, if they walk down the road holding their, opposite sex, mate's hand, why can't I? Why does MY affection indicate what I do in my bed?
Society really is not mature to fully accept and understand what not being part of the norm is. Again, I can only talk about my country tho because it's where I grew up, so things might be different where you are. But I experience homophobia on a daily basis (which is really funny, because I don't classify myself as gay, as I said. But as soon as people see you with a person of the same sex, they rush to conclusions, so which one has the urge for labels, really?)
In order for you to be thinking like that, I honestly hope you didn't have to experience any kind of discrimination throughout your life. But for me, even tho I identify as a queer person (in case you need some enlightment that means I don't see myself as a man or a woman, but just as a person, I think that gender is a social construct) it's a daily struggle to prove I'm not an elephant. Here, watch this video, it explains perfectly what I'm trying to put across.
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