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Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#262 - I do **** with my eyes closed all the time, so I … 09/09/2014 on Tumblr in shellnut +1
#19 - related 09/08/2014 on if Rammstein did code +7
#27 - Picture 09/05/2014 on The booty is art 0
#3 - it seems like the sort of thing that would happen on reno 911 09/05/2014 on Worth the watch. #rekt 0
#27 - Picture 09/05/2014 on I see the problem +6
#38 - Yeah, the BMI chart is total garbage. It's kind of pathetic th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on coming from a morbidly... +1
User avatar #56 - penileburglar (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, when I was going through entrance processing for the Navy the people working there doing the fitness testing fucking hated that they still had to use the BMI scale when considering admission. Guys would come through built like tanks, ace every fitness test, but bomb the weight and BMI requirements for their height.
#10 - Yes, yes it is. I really hoped that would be obvious from … 09/04/2014 on I am apalled +2
#101 - There are a lot of people who are convinced that the way it wo… 09/04/2014 on Rekt 0
#4 - Would you just look at all that oppression. Do you see the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on I am apalled +2
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (09/04/2014) [-]
I really hope this is sarcasm.
User avatar #10 - Daeiros (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
I really hoped that would be obvious from the part where I said "The entire fucking tab of a news website devoted purely to women"
#1 - sounds like it is closer to this than MIB 09/04/2014 on the future is NOW +1
#3 - fantastic idea, i like it sadly it will never happen becau…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Idea for Plane Seating 0
User avatar #7 - tomahawkkit (09/04/2014) [-]
just detach the cushions form the seats and have a cord connecting it to the plastic. the cushions don't fall down or off, shit aint rocket science
User avatar #5 - vgmddg (09/04/2014) [-]
First class seats?
#8 - lozarus (09/04/2014) [-]
First class seats already have no problem with space, so its pointless there.
#29 - cannibalism is already illegal, so that really wouldn't help a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#30 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
Aww dang it. Well, at least I tried
#27 - eww, god no, nobody wants to swallow them and even if they did…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#28 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, maybe we could cut them in small pieces and wrap bacon around them? Would bacon be enough to make people want to swallow them?
User avatar #29 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
cannibalism is already illegal, so that really wouldn't help achieve the goal you are after
good effort though
#30 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
Aww dang it. Well, at least I tried
#32 - this guy in another thread liked my comment so much he screenc…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? +2
User avatar #33 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh trust me, I have a Tumblr. It's a personal one filled with Marvel and Rooster Teeth, but I have a secondary one for literature. I've found the porn. I've found a lot. More than I could ever imagine. But all the "fandom" ones are where the SJW stuff pop up, from what it seems to me. I just like reading prose and poetry.
User avatar #239 - sharklazers (09/04/2014) [-]
the porn is good
User avatar #263 - sciencexplain (09/04/2014) [-]
It is, but it is really hard to find source on the GIFs that have Tumblr account watermarks.
#29 - yeah, as tittylovin said, you were thinking of the popular fem…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? +21
User avatar #31 - tittylovin (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey, I was right-ish for the wrong-ish reasons. go me.
User avatar #30 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
Well then, in this case, I've fallen for the ruse. I was just surprised to see someone speak out against those people on Tumblr. I was genuinely shocked.
#195 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
As Daeiros said. I have a tumblr I share with a few friends and like photography and generally what I find entertaining, and I haven't had a problem/haven't really encountered the shitty side. Once I searched for Metal Gear and there was this prose-long crap post about how MGS is a misogynist game, but after that I learned about the 4chan raid and couldn't find that post, so it was trolling.
#32 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
this guy in another thread liked my comment so much he screencapped it
this explains it
User avatar #33 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh trust me, I have a Tumblr. It's a personal one filled with Marvel and Rooster Teeth, but I have a secondary one for literature. I've found the porn. I've found a lot. More than I could ever imagine. But all the "fandom" ones are where the SJW stuff pop up, from what it seems to me. I just like reading prose and poetry.
User avatar #239 - sharklazers (09/04/2014) [-]
the porn is good
User avatar #263 - sciencexplain (09/04/2014) [-]
It is, but it is really hard to find source on the GIFs that have Tumblr account watermarks.
#27 - how many different death animations are there in that gif? …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? +73
User avatar #178 - marinepenguin (09/04/2014) [-]
The sniper looks like a generic one from borderlands.
#192 - teddybearlove (09/04/2014) [-]
that's the DSR.50 from CoD: Black Ops 2
User avatar #219 - marinepenguin (09/04/2014) [-]
The color of the gun threw me off, the scope looks a lot like a borderlands 2 sniper made by Jakobs. My bad. I don't play a lot of COD.
#76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/03/2014) [-]
The cellphone is supposed to be someone filming
User avatar #36 - britexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
KO would be from any generic, probably side-on fighting game.
#22 - and that is a great way to erase the magnetic strip on your ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +15
User avatar #149 - crownangel (09/04/2014) [-]
It's not a credit card
#93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/03/2014) [-]
Using chip>Using magnetic strip.
User avatar #66 - largeheadphones (09/03/2014) [-]
If you pay close attention, it's one of the zen magnets plastic cards. It's not a credit,debit, or shopping card.
User avatar #36 - jokekill (09/03/2014) [-]
Magnets don't harm cards

source: mythbusters
User avatar #69 - animedudej (09/03/2014) [-]
its powerfull electromagnets right? havnt sen that episode in a while
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/03/2014) [-]
iIt's magnetic fields that change polarity. Like the fields in alternating current circuits. A magnet doesn't change polarity.
User avatar #195 - animedudej (09/04/2014) [-]
i thought it was something like that.
#21 - Some random dumb asses swallow **** they aren't s…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#61 - vortexrain (09/03/2014) [-]
Semen
The picture's unrelated, I just wanted to post it.
#34 - Anonomousthirteen (09/03/2014) [-]
Pigeons. Fuck those fluffy fuckers.
#26 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
Feminazis?
User avatar #27 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
eww, god no, nobody wants to swallow them and even if they did, how would anyone swallow a landwhale?
#28 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
I dunno, maybe we could cut them in small pieces and wrap bacon around them? Would bacon be enough to make people want to swallow them?
User avatar #29 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
cannibalism is already illegal, so that really wouldn't help achieve the goal you are after
good effort though
#30 - anonymousfinn (09/03/2014) [-]
Aww dang it. Well, at least I tried
#45 - Yeah, it is a cause for concern A lot of people will try t… 09/03/2014 on The Frappening +8
#42 - It's an SJW thing The told the FYC to do the same thing wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The Frappening +75
#44 - ihaveabigpenis (09/03/2014) [-]
SJW is gonna spread so large that people who are male/white wont be allowed to do anything nice without being ridiculed. I honestly fear for this world.
#107 - jeej (09/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2014) [-]
Except, aren't white males the #1 gun owners in the 1st world?
User avatar #45 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is a cause for concern
A lot of people will try to say "it's no big deal, don't worry, it's just a few dumbasses on the internet. They can't do any real harm."

Never underestimate the number of people who are too lazy to think for themselves who will happily rally behind the first strong voice they hear that makes an emotional appeal. Facts just aren't important to most people.
Never underestimate the cowardice of governments and corporations and how willing they are to do ANYTHING to try to satisfy people who complain loudly enough. We are facing an army of professional complainers.
#34 - take from a completely different angle, not even doing the sam… 09/03/2014 on Open Heart Surgery 0
#94 - sorry but no the only way to come to those sorts of figure… 09/03/2014 on Rekt +2
#7 - modreaper **** Warning please don't ban me … 09/03/2014 on Perfectly normal +1
#3 - You are not alone.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Perfectly normal -1
User avatar #5 - kynrayn (09/03/2014) [-]
MOAR!
User avatar #7 - Daeiros (09/03/2014) [-]
modreaper
NSFW Warning please don't ban me

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www.perversius.com/search/?q=Food&kwid=5842&c=1 vids
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warning, this last one has some scat mixed in sometimes
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happy fapping
#3 - It's actually not nearly as big a deal to most girls as it's m… 09/03/2014 on Epiphany +1
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#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
What is up?
Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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