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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#260
Highest Content Rank:#1163
Highest Comment Rank:#261
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Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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#4 - oh, the first three days will be a combination of "brace …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Today's "Feminists" +4
User avatar #5 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/02/2014) [-]
Ah i see
#2 - Yeah man, you gotta keep up with the schedule Dec. 1 …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Today's "Feminists" +87
User avatar #14 - captainpronin (12/02/2014) [-]
on Jan1st is there a reset and we hate josh lol for another round?
User avatar #23 - squiblles (12/02/2014) [-]
only if admin sees his shadow
#31 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Can someone please make a funnyjunk calendar? With admin's workout schedule included
User avatar #3 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't Christmas have to... you know, Happen before they can whine about it?
User avatar #4 - Daeiros (12/02/2014) [-]
oh, the first three days will be a combination of "brace yourself, the ungrateful brats who got the wrong color iPhone are coming" and reposts from previous years
User avatar #5 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/02/2014) [-]
Ah i see
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Skating on thin ice. +5
User avatar #20 - buttkickerboy (12/01/2014) [-]
When you use the meme wrong
#116 - Picture 12/01/2014 on Cunt +2
#115 - It's the hypocrisy you pointed out that makes it a problem. … 12/01/2014 on Cunt +1
#4 - Gonna have to disagree with ya there, bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on One (1) 16.9 oz can of... +7
#29 - thecrayzeeman (12/02/2014) [-]
My german shepherd died recently.

Not okay.
#5 - iwillrulenorway (12/01/2014) [-]
too fucking real man
#3 - Picture 12/01/2014 on Witty title 0
#3 - Comment deleted 12/01/2014 on #noshave November 0
#1 - You're never to old to play 12/01/2014 on Honesty is the best policy 0
#73 - it was about 70% horniness and 30% boredom the last 2 were…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +14
#166 - jumperzero (11/29/2014) [-]
"help, ive been masturbating fuiously for the past 3 hours, and I cant sleep! maybe if i masturbate some more I will be able to sleep"
#245 - misteryshadow (11/29/2014) [-]
permanently
#34 - It takes training My personal record is 15 times in one day  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +34
User avatar #286 - welliguessitsaname (11/29/2014) [-]
what the fuck
the most I've ever done is 4 and it was when I was 12 and had the house to myself almost the whole day
User avatar #226 - megusters (11/29/2014) [-]
Shit dude so close, mine's like 12, I had the house to myself for like 3-4 hours. One of the best days of my life. Penis did not feel good the next morning...worth it though.
#176 - kyubii (11/29/2014) [-]
All I have to say is GG and you bastard. Beat my record by 2.
User avatar #70 - aadenoto (11/29/2014) [-]
Were you actually horny or were you just going for a personal achievement?
User avatar #74 - Stamyham (11/29/2014) [-]
At the beginning it's just because you want to. By the end, it's because you have something to prove.
User avatar #73 - Daeiros (11/29/2014) [-]
it was about 70% horniness and 30% boredom
the last 2 were due to insomnia, trying to help me sleep
#166 - jumperzero (11/29/2014) [-]
"help, ive been masturbating fuiously for the past 3 hours, and I cant sleep! maybe if i masturbate some more I will be able to sleep"
#245 - misteryshadow (11/29/2014) [-]
permanently
User avatar #59 - spceinvdr (11/29/2014) [-]
holy shit
#5 - I find it amusing that you go to the trouble of covering up th… 11/29/2014 on happy negro friday +6
#7 - Looks fine to me  [+] (11 new replies) 11/29/2014 on 100% legit +356
#53 - kaitora (11/29/2014) [-]
#24 - thereasonableperso (11/29/2014) [-]
Scienceexplain
User avatar #25 - sideism (11/29/2014) [-]
sciencexplain pls
User avatar #29 - holybronybatman (11/29/2014) [-]
Source for your profile pic?
User avatar #26 - sciencexplain (11/29/2014) [-]
Briefly explained before by me, but I'll do it again. Basically, fire + compressed flammable liquid = Fire in the direction you make it go. Fire carries a lot of heat energy, which makes gases expand. This fire makes the gas in the deflated tire expand and move the tire, and the rubber won't burn because it's flame resistant. The heat from the fire transfers from the rubber outside to the gas inside and it shifts and expands, but it can be done if it is on a puncture. If it is, it'll just de-bead afterwards, but this is a clever way to do that them if you have a compressed canister and light, but just be careful not to burn yourself.

Bear in mind, they aren't actually inflating the tire, as such. They're actually beading the tire to get it in place. This doesn't fix the problem of deflation, because you'll have to adjust pressure afterwards. I question whether that could actually re-inflate a tire fully, because it simply won't allow enough concentration of gas in the tire, but I'll leave that point to any mechanics on FJ, since I can't try it myself.
#43 - blackjew (11/29/2014) [-]
After working with tyres for a few years, I can tell you it is impossible to fully inflate a tyre like that, but it can be really useful when tyres are a little slack and won't sit on the bead when you inflate them normally, so you would do this, then have to inflate the tyre afterwards.
#56 - haitianfighter (11/29/2014) [-]
**haitianfighter rolled image** I love it when you guys spell it "tyre"
User avatar #27 - sciencexplain (11/29/2014) [-]
thereasonableperso
User avatar #14 - spceinvdr (11/29/2014) [-]
ive done this with a dirt bike tire and can confirm it's legit. The rest of the bike may light on fire though
#88 - elcreepo (11/29/2014) [-]
I TRIED IT AT HOME
User avatar #96 - spceinvdr (11/30/2014) [-]
pretty much. I may or may not have yelled "Oh fuck" upon the ignition. It sounded like a shotgun
#3 - Have you never heard of gay for pay? $1,800 on averag…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Tumblr +4
User avatar #16 - Conquistador (11/29/2014) [-]
And that's why nobody respects gays.
#33 - garbie (11/30/2014) [-]
i don't get your point
User avatar #12 - sharklazers (11/29/2014) [-]
$1,800 per shoot?

heartlessrobot
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/30/2014) [-]
most i ever got was 500 but it wasn't professional
User avatar #4 - drayden (11/29/2014) [-]
i'm bi too actually..so i guess we'd both be happy being dick rider haha. lets make some cash man
#10 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
>man

he's a faggot
#4 - So use that **** ! Offer to be her photog… 11/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#4 - what doesn't it look like?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Internet for the coming year 0
User avatar #5 - thelizardqueen (11/29/2014) [-]
clouds?
#1 - Poor bastard? This man is practically guaranteed a ca…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Tumblr +133
User avatar #2 - drayden (11/29/2014) [-]
but with that name would you really want to playing the roll you would get?
User avatar #3 - Daeiros (11/29/2014) [-]
Have you never heard of gay for pay?

$1,800 on average per shoot doesn't sound to bad I'm bi though, so I'd take a dick for free. Not sure what the price point on your heterosexuality is, but that is a more than a months salary at most other jobs
User avatar #16 - Conquistador (11/29/2014) [-]
And that's why nobody respects gays.
#33 - garbie (11/30/2014) [-]
i don't get your point
User avatar #12 - sharklazers (11/29/2014) [-]
$1,800 per shoot?

heartlessrobot
sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/30/2014) [-]
most i ever got was 500 but it wasn't professional
User avatar #4 - drayden (11/29/2014) [-]
i'm bi too actually..so i guess we'd both be happy being dick rider haha. lets make some cash man
#10 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
>man

he's a faggot
#4 - Silly anon, all security measures exist for the sole purpose o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Female Frisking +3
User avatar #38 - witislimited (11/30/2014) [-]
You know those gel capsules for medicine? I think I could smuggle explosive powder in those and pass it off as medicine
#57 - >they're victims of sustained and genuine oppression ... … 11/29/2014 on Discussing Ferguson with... 0
#1 - I knew it! 11/28/2014 on drugs +44
#3 - Mary had a Metal lamb 11/28/2014 on metal pet +13
#528 - I didn't realize how special my capital letter is 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... +4
#33 - It's Darude - Sandstorm  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Good ol classic repost -2
#34 - civilizationv (11/28/2014) [-]
this is not youtube or reddit faggot! dont bring that cancer here!
#48 - Yeah, my ex was similar, but when we argued, she didn't cry, s… 11/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - I'd be amazed if the hormones they were taking didn't end up d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Explain That 0
#8 - battletechmech (11/27/2014) [-]
They don't really look like they have downs, and that's the only thing that's important now days right?
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#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
What is up?
Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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