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Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:USA
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#21 - try e-stim no erection required a decent unit is prett…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down +1
#32 - xwhitewingx (06/25/2014) [-]
googled e-stim, it was a good read.
#60 - It means one of your other characters will be underleveled whe… 06/25/2014 on I can relate to this. 60 0
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#175 - Honestly, I think that alarm is fantastic because it lets you …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Good Idea Chicken 0
User avatar #176 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Just try to do a dead lift there without setting off the alarm. My friend couldn't do it and he has been lifting for years. He was only dead lifting 135 pounds too, so not exactly like he was exerting himself.
#173 - you don't have to grunt and drop things to get a good workout.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Good Idea Chicken 0
User avatar #174 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Dead Lifts and squats are similar, but Squats won't work your hips or back as well. Even the clank of putting the weights down and back up is enough to sound that dumb alarm. Planet fitness is for the people who go to the gym, sit on the bikes and text people about how they are working out.

At least planet fitness keeps those people away from other gyms.
User avatar #175 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think that alarm is fantastic because it lets you know when you are failing. If you can't sit a weight down without sounding the alarm, you don't have proper control of the weight. Your form is most likely bad because you are only focused on lifting as much as you can, instead of doing it correctly. Lifting more than you can correctly control does more harm than good. You can still gain strength just as fast with a little less weight and a smoother, more controlled motion.

I also don't know of any other gyms in my area that are open 24/7
User avatar #176 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Just try to do a dead lift there without setting off the alarm. My friend couldn't do it and he has been lifting for years. He was only dead lifting 135 pounds too, so not exactly like he was exerting himself.
#171 - you can "actually work out" without even going to a …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Good Idea Chicken 0
User avatar #172 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't do dead lifts because they make too much noise. If you can't do dead lifts, you can't work out.
User avatar #173 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
you don't have to grunt and drop things to get a good workout. Making tons of noise does not help muscle development.
showing off =/= working out
While deadlifts are a great workout, squats work pretty well to, and you can do those.
User avatar #174 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Dead Lifts and squats are similar, but Squats won't work your hips or back as well. Even the clank of putting the weights down and back up is enough to sound that dumb alarm. Planet fitness is for the people who go to the gym, sit on the bikes and text people about how they are working out.

At least planet fitness keeps those people away from other gyms.
User avatar #175 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think that alarm is fantastic because it lets you know when you are failing. If you can't sit a weight down without sounding the alarm, you don't have proper control of the weight. Your form is most likely bad because you are only focused on lifting as much as you can, instead of doing it correctly. Lifting more than you can correctly control does more harm than good. You can still gain strength just as fast with a little less weight and a smoother, more controlled motion.

I also don't know of any other gyms in my area that are open 24/7
User avatar #176 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Just try to do a dead lift there without setting off the alarm. My friend couldn't do it and he has been lifting for years. He was only dead lifting 135 pounds too, so not exactly like he was exerting himself.
#11 - Picture 06/24/2014 on Stunning Whiskers +1
#3 - The first hour thing isn't important, it's the abyss that a po… 06/24/2014 on I told you 0
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#129 - $10 a month  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Good Idea Chicken +2
User avatar #170 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
>Planet Fitness

>Actually working out

HAHAHAHA
#171 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
you can "actually work out" without even going to a gym
yeah, sure, planet fitness is targeted at casuals, but they are cheap and they have weights, so I fail to see the problem.
User avatar #172 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't do dead lifts because they make too much noise. If you can't do dead lifts, you can't work out.
User avatar #173 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
you don't have to grunt and drop things to get a good workout. Making tons of noise does not help muscle development.
showing off =/= working out
While deadlifts are a great workout, squats work pretty well to, and you can do those.
User avatar #174 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Dead Lifts and squats are similar, but Squats won't work your hips or back as well. Even the clank of putting the weights down and back up is enough to sound that dumb alarm. Planet fitness is for the people who go to the gym, sit on the bikes and text people about how they are working out.

At least planet fitness keeps those people away from other gyms.
User avatar #175 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think that alarm is fantastic because it lets you know when you are failing. If you can't sit a weight down without sounding the alarm, you don't have proper control of the weight. Your form is most likely bad because you are only focused on lifting as much as you can, instead of doing it correctly. Lifting more than you can correctly control does more harm than good. You can still gain strength just as fast with a little less weight and a smoother, more controlled motion.

I also don't know of any other gyms in my area that are open 24/7
User avatar #176 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Just try to do a dead lift there without setting off the alarm. My friend couldn't do it and he has been lifting for years. He was only dead lifting 135 pounds too, so not exactly like he was exerting himself.
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#30 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
why is the "Oh children. Its dinner time!" one flagged
User avatar #43 - thepandaking (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know but I do know that it was a sad day when I saw that message when I tried to post it...
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#14 - That is one thing that leads me to believe that people ar… 06/20/2014 on this definitely a mistake,... 0
#12 - Yeah, I don't like the top-down model of a supreme being that …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on this definitely a mistake,... +1
User avatar #13 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/20/2014) [-]
by what basis do you think this "collective consciousness" exists?

lol you dont have to prove your whole point, just curious.
User avatar #14 - Daeiros (06/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_discovery
That is one thing that leads me to believe that people are interconnected in some way that science has not yet delved into bear in mind that radio is less than 150 years old, there could still be forms of energy we don't know about
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You could say it's bulging, even.
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User avatar #10 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/20/2014) [-]
lol no shit storms yet, but i know what you mean. its been weighing on my mind for a while and was like "fuck it, ill ask FJ while i think about it"

like i said in another comment, i like the idea of god, i think some of the lessons and values it teaches are a benefit to humanity. i was a christian for a long time.

if there was any empirical proof i would believe in a second. but all the evidence, physics, all the science....things this universe is run by, things we can measure and predict. say otherwise. not so much that god doesn't exist but everything that weve ever attributed to god, is actually natural.

if god exists, from where im sitting, he could not blame us for questioning him. and ill be damned if im going to believe in god just so i don't go to hell.
User avatar #12 - Daeiros (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't like the top-down model of a supreme being that sits in judgement of everything we do, punishing our crimes. I think of god as more of a collective consciousness type of thing. In much the same way as all of our individual cells come together to create what we experience as ourselves, our one thinking mind despite the trillions of separate individuals involved of which we have no awareness, so too do the various plants and animals and perhaps even the stars and planets themselves, on some level we do not yet understand, by some means we have not yet discovered, interconnect to form higher levels of awareness that barely register our presence, but still have some degree of influence over the general course of things. Not in the direct, "Let there be light. Abraham, kill your son Issac" way, but in a background emotional way that under the right circumstances can cause a war to break out instead of a peaceful resolution.
User avatar #13 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/20/2014) [-]
by what basis do you think this "collective consciousness" exists?

lol you dont have to prove your whole point, just curious.
User avatar #14 - Daeiros (06/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_discovery
That is one thing that leads me to believe that people are interconnected in some way that science has not yet delved into bear in mind that radio is less than 150 years old, there could still be forms of energy we don't know about
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What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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