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Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#58 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 12/28/2012 on probably a repost +1
#7 - i keep seeing posts on here where people bitch about no-scopin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Hue 0
User avatar #17 - axeul (12/29/2012) [-]
He's not complaining. He's bragging about how he did it. Like "Suck on this, bitch!"
#2 - ****** hard to read text on an overdone backgroun…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Obama, No Cash, and No Hope -1
#3 - canz (12/28/2012) [-]
But... people did thumb it, so... obviously it's still funny...
#6 - no no Brian, it's I before E except after C, and when sounding… 12/28/2012 on Grammar +1
#3 - hmm, just tried to look around for a plugin to help with this … 12/28/2012 on when you have to many pictures 0
#174 - **Daeiros rolled a random image posted in comment #2461653 … 12/28/2012 on Good Luck. 0
#17 - well similar products cost a thousand dollars but **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Ledg. 0
User avatar #23 - jefglv (12/28/2012) [-]
Paid customer testimonials: I just bought the hurry cane and my life has never been more funktastic! Now I can move through kindergarten playgrounds during recess even quicker than before! Thanks hurry cane!
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Dear unsuccessful troll +1
#9 - scraamblsthedthdlr Comment deleted by Daeiros
#14 - would be more relevant if it were flux pavillion's how rude 12/27/2012 on Title of a Song +1
#1 - doing my part to help solve the problem I support women in…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2012 on feminist nowadays +227
#290 - greggles (12/28/2012) [-]
you are shelf
#269 - xbeebsx (12/28/2012) [-]
Normally cabinets are in the kitchen, so i'm ok with this one.
#113 - sneakyseahorse (12/28/2012) [-]
Actually I think the shelf is supporting her.
#7 - silasdg (12/27/2012) [-]
Millions of citizens are doing their part.
#296 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [-]
Absolutely love this.
#6 - silasdg has deleted their comment.
#83 - tis but a momentary delay … 12/27/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
#78 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
#67 - somebody made a post that made a lot of sense saying that perh…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? +1
User avatar #202 - blackcomet (12/27/2012) [-]
Or just get him banned.
#130 - scrmblstehdthdealr (12/27/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
#20 - oh okay, so we are on that whole, "if I'm drunk, I can't … 12/27/2012 on Let's Be Serious for a Second 0
#3 - Comment deleted 12/27/2012 on The Greatshield of Arrin... 0
#18 - this ******** twisted logic people spew about rap…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Let's Be Serious for a Second 0
User avatar #19 - Zingerzingsing (12/27/2012) [-]
This is not about women being jumped in a dark alleyway. If it is, well, that kind of rapist really wouldn't care what his victim is wearing. This is about the rapist that might not even realize what he is doing is rape when he continues to pressure that girl at that party who is clearly too wasted to make rational decisions. Why does he continue? Because she's dressed like she's "asking for it." Because once's a woman's clothes cross a certain line, she's not considered a human being anymore; she's a walking sex toy there just for the pleasure of the man. Because her clothes act as consent when that should NEVER be the case. Rape culture is the belief that if a woman's clothes are revealing, she is a slut, she is asking for it, and therefore a man has the RIGHT to have sex with her.

I know you will find points to disagree with. I know I cannot change your mind. But if you take one thing from all of this, please remember that you never have a RIGHT to a woman's body. No matter what she is wearing, no matter how drunk she is. The only consent is sober, enthusiastic consent.
User avatar #20 - Daeiros (12/27/2012) [-]
oh okay, so we are on that whole, "if I'm drunk, I can't be held accountable for my actions" bit now then?

so if a man gets drunk and beats his wife, it's okay because he was drunk, he didn't consent to beating her with sober enthusiastic consent, so he didn't really beat her, she raped his fist with her face, she forced him to hit her while he was intoxicated and impaired because he did not choose to get drunk, he did not intentionally drink an irresponsible amount of alcohol to the point that he lost all sense of himself while in a public setting and therefore anything he does while under the influence, he is absolved of responsibility. DWI, vehicular manslaughter, bullshit, he was drunk, so he never really consented to getting in that car. the fact that he drove to the bar and didn't bring money for a cab or a designated driver doesn't prove that he was asking to drive drunk, just like a girl going to a bar wearing nothing more than red dental floss and rubbing her ass against every man in the bar so they will buy her free drinks doesn't mean that she had any intention of having sex with anyone, or that anyone should feel as though after being given a hand job through their pants for free drinks that there is any sort of implied consent there

again, nobody is saying they have the right to a woman's body because of how she is dressed, nobody is saying that if she can't say no, that means yes.
but if you dress like you want to get fucked, you go to a place people go to in order to get fucked, you act like you want to get fucked all night long, you get yourself drunk enough to lose impulse control and agree to get fucked, and that HOLY SHIT, WHAT A SURPRISE!! you actually get fucked, perhaps you kinda did consent in some way, or should we all carry around pre-coital contracts just to be safe?

yes some guys do roofie chicks and lock them in and date rape them, and some guys mistake being dry humped for 30 minutes as a subtle go ahead to stick it in, not the same.
#2 - no, this is the hurry cane swiveling foot action for …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Ledg. +15
User avatar #7 - jefglv (12/27/2012) [-]
That swiveling foot action sounds a-fucking rad! How much of my Earth dollars must I give you for this cunt ripping magnificent product?
User avatar #17 - Daeiros (12/28/2012) [-]
well similar products cost a thousand dollars but fuck that bullshit!
that bitch is only $19.95
and if your slow ass orders in the next 5 minutes, we will send you two of the bitches in case your fat ass breaks one even though it's made outta space age steel and that shit is impossible. give one to one of your other old ass friends, if any of them are still alive.
User avatar #23 - jefglv (12/28/2012) [-]
Paid customer testimonials: I just bought the hurry cane and my life has never been more funktastic! Now I can move through kindergarten playgrounds during recess even quicker than before! Thanks hurry cane!
#15 - and that's why i confidently walk around at all times with a w…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Let's Be Serious for a Second 0
#16 - Zingerzingsing (12/27/2012) [-]
The point is that we are taught as kids not to steal, but when it comes to preventing rape, the responsibility seems to fall on women not to get raped, not on the men for not raping. Of course common sense is important, but rape happens even to women who wear jeans and a t-shirt
User avatar #18 - Daeiros (12/27/2012) [-]
this bullshit twisted logic people spew about rape is ignorant and annoying.

OF FUCKING COURSE men shouldn't rape women

of course some still do, do you think it's because they didn't get the message, do you think it's because they don't know and that public service announcements reminding them not to rape will make the problem go away? they don't give a shit, they are criminals and they are going to commit crimes and there really isn't a way to stop them, or predict or prevent it, criminals are out there and can strike whenever they god damn well please and there is fuckall anyone can ever do to stop it until after they have done it.

the best we can do to live a normal civilized life in modern society is to take basic god damn precautions not to be an easy target, like locking your fucking door. HOLY BATSHIT BATMAN! People's cars still get stolen even if they don't leave their doors open with the keys in the ignition! who would have guessed that someone who sets out to steal a car wouldn't encounter a locked door and say "curses, foiled again!" and move on. Bad shit happens no matter what you do to prevent it, accept it. Doesn't mean you shouldn't try. like here's an excellent little rape prevention tip, you know those shoes with the 3 foot heels on them that make your ass wiggle in a seductive way when you walk while at the same time making it PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO RUN AWAY? how bout not wearing that shit when you plan on walking home alone from the bar half drunk down dark alleys at 2am? is that so hard? Does this inconvenience you so greatly? yeah you should be able to dress however you want, freedom, your body, blah blah fucking blah, if we could all do what we should be able to without fear of criminals then there would be no such thing as a lock.

nobody is saying rape is okay, nobody is saying it's the woman's fault, there is no rape culture, shut the fuck up and lock your door, put a password on your facebook, and don't dress like an easy rape.
User avatar #19 - Zingerzingsing (12/27/2012) [-]
This is not about women being jumped in a dark alleyway. If it is, well, that kind of rapist really wouldn't care what his victim is wearing. This is about the rapist that might not even realize what he is doing is rape when he continues to pressure that girl at that party who is clearly too wasted to make rational decisions. Why does he continue? Because she's dressed like she's "asking for it." Because once's a woman's clothes cross a certain line, she's not considered a human being anymore; she's a walking sex toy there just for the pleasure of the man. Because her clothes act as consent when that should NEVER be the case. Rape culture is the belief that if a woman's clothes are revealing, she is a slut, she is asking for it, and therefore a man has the RIGHT to have sex with her.

I know you will find points to disagree with. I know I cannot change your mind. But if you take one thing from all of this, please remember that you never have a RIGHT to a woman's body. No matter what she is wearing, no matter how drunk she is. The only consent is sober, enthusiastic consent.
User avatar #20 - Daeiros (12/27/2012) [-]
oh okay, so we are on that whole, "if I'm drunk, I can't be held accountable for my actions" bit now then?

so if a man gets drunk and beats his wife, it's okay because he was drunk, he didn't consent to beating her with sober enthusiastic consent, so he didn't really beat her, she raped his fist with her face, she forced him to hit her while he was intoxicated and impaired because he did not choose to get drunk, he did not intentionally drink an irresponsible amount of alcohol to the point that he lost all sense of himself while in a public setting and therefore anything he does while under the influence, he is absolved of responsibility. DWI, vehicular manslaughter, bullshit, he was drunk, so he never really consented to getting in that car. the fact that he drove to the bar and didn't bring money for a cab or a designated driver doesn't prove that he was asking to drive drunk, just like a girl going to a bar wearing nothing more than red dental floss and rubbing her ass against every man in the bar so they will buy her free drinks doesn't mean that she had any intention of having sex with anyone, or that anyone should feel as though after being given a hand job through their pants for free drinks that there is any sort of implied consent there

again, nobody is saying they have the right to a woman's body because of how she is dressed, nobody is saying that if she can't say no, that means yes.
but if you dress like you want to get fucked, you go to a place people go to in order to get fucked, you act like you want to get fucked all night long, you get yourself drunk enough to lose impulse control and agree to get fucked, and that HOLY SHIT, WHAT A SURPRISE!! you actually get fucked, perhaps you kinda did consent in some way, or should we all carry around pre-coital contracts just to be safe?

yes some guys do roofie chicks and lock them in and date rape them, and some guys mistake being dry humped for 30 minutes as a subtle go ahead to stick it in, not the same.
#1 - also, if you don't like a guy, be sure to weave sex into every… 12/27/2012 on Relationship Advice 0
#16 - of course you are, it's the most metal gift of all  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on iPhone +3
User avatar #24 - tacoiiimaniac (12/27/2012) [-]
Christmas is the most brutal holiday of the year. When else do you get to put a rotting corpse in your house and decorate it?
#2 - but that is passive voice 12/26/2012 on Shit +2
#8 - this is a photo of lightning on mars can't find statistics…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on perspective +2
User avatar #13 - marinepenguin (12/25/2012) [-]
I misspoke in my original comment. I meant to aid in the idea that there HAS to be other life in the universe, my mistake made it seem the opposite.
User avatar #9 - marinepenguin (12/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, I meant EVERY other planet. I knew it occured on some. And you know I just made up that statistic right? I actually have no idea.
#4 - well the odds of being struck by lightning are 1/600 thousand …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2012 on perspective +2
User avatar #6 - marinepenguin (12/25/2012) [-]
Are you certain for a fact that lightning occurs on other planets? And I meant him, in his home. Not lightning in general.
#8 - Daeiros (12/25/2012) [-]
this is a photo of lightning on mars
can't find statistics on lightning strikes on homes, but they are actually more likely because lighting hits the tallest thing around. if not properly grounded, lighting will travel into anything that is plugged in if your house is struck, including your computer, so yes to both, although I'm not sure what lightning on other planets has to do with anything.

if the odds of him being struck by lightning twice in the next 10 seconds indoors at his computer and surviving both strikes are 100 times greater then the odds of life on other planets, then mathematically, there are hundreds of thousands of planets with life.
User avatar #13 - marinepenguin (12/25/2012) [-]
I misspoke in my original comment. I meant to aid in the idea that there HAS to be other life in the universe, my mistake made it seem the opposite.
User avatar #9 - marinepenguin (12/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, I meant EVERY other planet. I knew it occured on some. And you know I just made up that statistic right? I actually have no idea.
#326 - no clue bro, I've never seen it, just remembered the post you … 12/23/2012 on 2099 0
#248 - To Love Ru 12/22/2012 on 2099 -1
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#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
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Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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