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Daeiros

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#1242
Highest Content Rank:#1163
Highest Comment Rank:#242
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Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:29541
Times Content Favorited:207 times
Total Comments Made:2461
FJ Points:97

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#43 - oh well, I'd rather have the ones that yell at me for getting …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Dj sona, light it up 0
User avatar #52 - jjamesgordon (02/12/2015) [-]
To be fair, if you're at almost full health, you should be able to take two with less than 1/3.
#33 - I main support I love it when my adc has 20 hp left and bi…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Dj sona, light it up +3
#61 - hemomagus (02/20/2015) [-]
- playing swain support
- we're in mid teamfighting
- see hecarim run past me after ahri (shes at 30% hp and running back to tower)
- use all my skills on the bastard and kill him before he can get to her
- bitch cries that i ks'd her in all chat for the next 30 minites.
User avatar #42 - jjamesgordon (02/11/2015) [-]
I run into the same thing with lanes when I jungle.
"WTF MAN, KS!"
No bit, kill SECURED. Your ass was grass until I saved you.
User avatar #53 - iamkagji (02/12/2015) [-]
Bullshit, you probably KS mid lane like literally every other jungler
User avatar #54 - jjamesgordon (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah son. I camp bot most of the time.
Rengar likes to rape Sups.
User avatar #55 - iamkagji (02/12/2015) [-]
Huh. Then you're alright. Every jungler I've every played with jumps into my lane and takes my kills at every turn, leaving me several levels behind and unable to defeat my lane opponent. Fuckers never help me when I need it, but if they think they can secure a kill you better believe they'll storm my lane.
User avatar #56 - jjamesgordon (02/12/2015) [-]
That's what I've run into since I got back into playing Ranked.
I always get stuck in fill or next to last, and the jungle is ALWAYS called, and they almost ALWAYS suck.
Just played with a Xin that couldn't gank worth shit.
Like, what the actual fuck man?
User avatar #57 - iamkagji (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus, I suck ass at jungle and even I can run it with Xin. I never play jungle, though, I tend to run ADC mid-lane. I'm pretty good at it, even though everyone always tells me it doesn't work and that when I feed they'll report me. I stopped playing, though, riot is slowly killing their game and i refuse to get invested in something that, between the playerbase that gets worse every day and the asshole devs, is rapidly turning to absolute shit.
User avatar #43 - Daeiros (02/11/2015) [-]
oh well, I'd rather have the ones that yell at me for getting kills than have those pussies that run like the hounds of hell are after them when we both still have full fucking health and a level advantage and I ping and then go all in when both enemies are under 1/3 health, and bitch at me for feeding
User avatar #52 - jjamesgordon (02/12/2015) [-]
To be fair, if you're at almost full health, you should be able to take two with less than 1/3.
User avatar #36 - meganinja (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh no, not half gold! I would have to farm like an extra 4 minions while they're dead to compensate for the lost gold!
#52 - It's a match made in heaven 02/11/2015 on please do not open your mouth +2
#25 - Oh **** ! That means pantheonguy lives right near … 02/11/2015 on Pantheon Guy delivers 0
#17 - She called the fire department because her hair was stuck? …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Is this the beginning +4
#19 - auryn (02/10/2015) [-]
Have you ever actually seen or talked to a real woman?

I guarantee you that for most of them cutting the hair would be the last option.
User avatar #29 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I've been growing my hair out for 6 years. It's literally three feet long. You're damn right it would be my last option. This shit takes for fucking ever to grow.
#33 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can appreciate hair taking a long time because mine is too..

But that's because I stopped giving a fuck about how my hair is. It's superficial.

I could see this being decent logic if you had to put effort into growing your hair.

0/10 would respond to again.
User avatar #36 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I just like having really long hair because I can braid it and turn it into a rope or wear it long and let it flow like a cape in the wind.

Clothes are superficial too but I bet you don't run around naked.

And I do put effort into growing my hair. :/ I eat shit tons of avacados and do you think Dove Oxygen Moisture shampoo is cheap? No it is not.
#37 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
Clothes were made to give people a little bit of privacy, and to keep the people of long ago warm in colder weathers. We're mostly conditioned by society to wear it and honestly I would be uncomfortable with strangers seeing my naked body for the conditioned reason most likely.

I don't use shampoo or conditioner on my hair. Water is just fine. My hair used to be really greasy and I'd get told that all the time, for not showering every day. Since I stopped bathing my hair in chemicals (inb4 tumblr fuck that shit) it's been just fine, and it doesn't smell, which would be the #1 indicator of being dirty or germy. And I stopped getting comments about my obvious problem with greasy hair/
"You need to shower more often"


2/10 better but you clearly didn't think your clothes example through.
#38 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
You're arguing against proper hygiene. I'm done here. and to be honest, hearing about your stinky greasy hair was more than I needed to know.
#40 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can see why you'd think that. But my point is you probably don't need Dove or some expensive shit to do your hair with. Therefore, your choice in expensive brand name stuff is not relevant to my initial response.

There are certainly grosser things. Like the insides of our mouths. Or buttcracks. Or not washing hands after you pee. Something about the grand scheme of things.

I take pride in being clean and not stinky, thanks.
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User avatar #41 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.

But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.

Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.
#43 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
>I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.

This literally has nothing to do with not using soap on HAIR ONLY.

>But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.

I can see that being a problem.

>Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.

1. Who's attacking anyone? Am I not allowed to post my opinion on a public forum, like you're doing right now, without it being a sign of aggression?
2. For shits and giggles? Welcome to the internet.
3. You can take care of your hair however you like. But maybe it's because you ARE being a pretentious asshole at this point?
#44 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha. Ok, bud, you want to dance? Let's go.

The tampon comment was in response to the fact that it's not really appropriate in any situation to start talking about habits that others find, in general, to be disgusting. I think talking about greasy hair is disgusting, so I tried to think of something that would possibly have the same effect on you. And to be honest, talking about your weird hair and how you don't use shampoo was irrelevant to begin with on a satirical thread.

You're attacking me when you called me illogical for growing my hair out. You're attacking me by calling it "superficial" when it is clearly something important to me. You're attacking me with that "0/10 LOL WOULD REPLY TO AGAIN"-BS which is obviously an attempt to goad me into responding and defend myself (pointlessly, albeit). And yes, it worked this time, but mostly because I'm bored.

Yes you do have the right to be an asshole to the fellow members of your FJ community. But it still makes you look like an asshole.

But yes, I can become a pretentious asshole when I meet another pretentious asshole, you're right about that.
#46 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can agree to that. We're both pretentious assholes right now.

I think that concludes this though. Have a good day And no I'm not being sarcastic about that.
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#167 - Instructions weren't clear enough I got several ceiling fa… 02/09/2015 on Science Bitch! +2
#113 - No no, they aren't just telling people not to get their flu sh… 02/06/2015 on only 90s kids +1
#1 - not a gif, but it does the job nicely  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on FJ, describe your childhood... +16
#24 - kikisu (02/06/2015) [-]
Here's the webm.
User avatar #23 - kikisu (02/06/2015) [-]
Its disturbing but accurate. Is it sad I was gunna post it too?
#83 - yes, this chart is the number of people it killed be…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Anti-vaxxers be like 0
User avatar #181 - meganinja (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh so I was right in the first place?
#60 - Some women who actually have libidos have a tendency to expect…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/05/2015 on So i asked my girlfriend... +5
User avatar #105 - squeemonster (02/05/2015) [-]
Those are some sad sad women... Seriously, if I didn't want to make an effort, I'd either masturbate or hook up at bars where men are desperately looking for a pussy to get into...
Because foreplay, giving or receiving, is the best god damn part! Seriously, sex should have a starter course for some people.
User avatar #96 - snakiter (02/05/2015) [-]
"[...]feeling that getting him hard is entirely his responsibility."
It's harder to stop a hard-on than to get one.
#155 - anonexplains (02/05/2015) [-]
Depends on stimuli
#95 - anonexplains (02/05/2015) [-]
i am very fucking afraid of this type of person, because my libido is very weird and I'm not easily aroused
User avatar #174 - fukkendragonite (02/05/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid, like someone says, that's just a megabitch you don't want to be with anyway
#70 - toostonedtopost (02/05/2015) [-]
you hit the nail on the head.

were you expecting a pun?

User avatar #61 - derpthefifth (02/05/2015) [-]
I've known women with libidos... what you describe is just a massive cunt.
User avatar #128 - asmodeu (02/05/2015) [-]
I had a gf like that and I can confirm she was a massive cheating cunt.
User avatar #168 - bongldr (02/05/2015) [-]
she played yo sorry ass nigga HAHAHAAH
#3 - Except it can't be "Luck be in the air tonight" beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Compilation +34
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#8 - >I was reduced to tears by a conversation >I was bed… 02/03/2015 on femi shits +7
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Steve Buscemi Facts 0
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#40 - The toll roads in Maryland are the same way. They actually jus… 02/03/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on She looks like a tampon -51
#75 - itskennyandjosh (01/30/2015) [-]
Wrong pic m8
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#15 - metacobalion (01/29/2015) [-]
At this point nothing about Japan surprises me.
User avatar #5 - derius (01/29/2015) [-]
No, it really is not.
#65 - Well, yeah, sure, if your ONLY concern is losing weight, and y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#106 - anonexplains (01/28/2015) [-]
That's exactly what it says. "what matters most in weight loss"
#68 - When it is in your mouth, you can breath through your nose jus… 01/27/2015 on True love 0
#38 - Picture 01/25/2015 on 4chan A Creative Place +2
#57 - Why is Kansas not air nomads?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Benders +3
User avatar #62 - usarmyexplain (01/25/2015) [-]
Because they mostly just get fucked up by air attacks?
#3 - I'm sorry, but a man with 6 fingers on his right hand died in … 01/23/2015 on Title +14
#23 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Need help +1
#2 - Comment deleted 01/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Unexpected Attack +1
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#1 - 7.8/10 not enough water energies  [+] (31 new replies) 01/23/2015 on (untitled) +60
#3 - semilunarknight (01/23/2015) [-]
git gud fagit
feed me your red
#30 - mrnpc (01/24/2015) [-]
Jund Masterrace
#31 - TITTYFISH (01/24/2015) [-]
Really enjoying Mardu right about now. Been wanting them to make something like it since Alara
User avatar #32 - mrnpc (01/24/2015) [-]
I like Mardu too. But I feel like Khans is missing something, so I've been tweaking my Sliver deck instead. I have been meaning to grab a pack of Fate reforged though
User avatar #33 - TITTYFISH (01/24/2015) [-]
Fate Reforged definitely adds a whole lot to Khans. I hear that the third set is also going to work really well with Khans. Did the pre release and got some great stuff outta it. Really hoping to get an Ugin
User avatar #34 - mrnpc (01/24/2015) [-]
Shit, everyone wants that card. The versatility is insane, that card could float in just about any deck
#36 - semilunarknight (01/24/2015) [-]
I get to show off!
I also got a set of monastery mentors, but now my collection is considerably smaller.
Jeskai Way Motherfuckers!
User avatar #37 - mrnpc (01/24/2015) [-]
You Dick!
What deck do you plan on putting him in?
#38 - semilunarknight (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm gonna put him into my commander.
I use Muzzio as my commander so I play a lot of artifacts.
Ugins second goes with it beautifully.
User avatar #39 - mrnpc (01/24/2015) [-]
Jesus, the last time I played commander was when it was called EDH.
Have they changed the rules significantly?
User avatar #41 - semilunarknight (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh except that mana symbols in the text no longer contribute to colour identity, only the ones in the mana cost for commanders
User avatar #40 - semilunarknight (01/24/2015) [-]
I haven't been playing too long now but while the rules have remained roughly the same, there's a new banned list.
User avatar #8 - thenewnuggubler (01/24/2015) [-]
Zendi lands always give me a semi I don't really mind it
User avatar #7 - goodhomer (01/24/2015) [-]
Black/Green
User avatar #10 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
white/blue
User avatar #11 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
black
User avatar #12 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
maybe we should all play a game somehow, through magic
User avatar #28 - thethread (01/24/2015) [-]
Look up MTG Cockatrice.
User avatar #13 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
if youve got magic 2015 we could
User avatar #14 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
i do not, I stopped buying them after 14, if I had any money in the bank i would think about it though, but I broke a tooth, so I probably shouldn't buy stuff, because it's supposed to cost $1200 to repair, after insurance
User avatar #15 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
O.O what the fuck
you can get it from humble right now
User avatar #16 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
yea, some serious shit, and I have absolutely no credit, so I have to pay in full or live with it
User avatar #27 - zramn (01/24/2015) [-]
You don't need credit, just use paypal
User avatar #17 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuck that
User avatar #18 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
debating on telling them to knock the bitch out of my face, I just don't want to have a missing tooth my whole life
User avatar #19 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
if its cheaper, you can get them to pull it then give you a fake
User avatar #20 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
maybe get it pulled out, then some time down the line when I can actually afford it, get a fake
User avatar #21 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
sounds like an option to me, if its the best option for you then hey, thats what you got to do
User avatar #22 - adolfoliverbush (01/24/2015) [-]
luckily though, the tooth has it's nerve blocked off, so it's literally impossible for me to feel the tooth



also it's not immediately visible, because it's a molar
User avatar #23 - fireheartt (01/24/2015) [-]
well then, there's the silver lining of it all :]
#2 - shineydragonite (01/23/2015) [-]
I wanted to make that joke.

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#8 - moocowsz ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i added you, sweet beard by the way.
#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
What is up?
Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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