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Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
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#320 - Here's how I have come to understand it. Unattractiv…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Fuck Feminism, read the... +4
#322 - wthhhh (11/15/2014) [-]
I'm a female and I'm fully against this shit. I wish one day I make a movement against these femanazis and show people that there is women out there who aren't shit bat insane and yeah that's true too. The ugly girls just want to get the attention they never got.
User avatar #336 - Daeiros (11/15/2014) [-]
There really aren't as many of them as it seems.
The internet has just made it easier for crazy people to connect to each other and coordinate group efforts.

They bully the media into being on their side most of the time because they are so worried about their ratings, if they get a single letter of complaint, it's the end of the world.

They take advantage of the fact that a democracy is not a government of the majority, it's a government of the majority who participate, and apathy is an epidemic.

Feminazis are basically 100 midgets in a dragon costume. They may look really scary and intimidating sometimes, but it's all just for show. They have gone relatively unchallenged for a long time now, they are the whining champions of the world, and the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
#681 - wthhhh (11/17/2014) [-]
Damn straight and that's why I'm gonna start some sort of group against these tyrants. Not sure what to call it yet but I'm working on it.
#4 - cooking your meat is no guarantee, anything can be c… 11/14/2014 on (Unneeded shitty title) 0
#1 - could be. get checked. early detection is the best defense. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on (Unneeded shitty title) 0
User avatar #2 - mastertarium (11/14/2014) [-]
I know It isn't a tapeworm because all my meat is cooked medium well. So a doctors visit...yat
User avatar #4 - Daeiros (11/14/2014) [-]
www.livestrong.com/article/402790-intestinal-parasite-symptoms-caused-by-salads/

cooking your meat is no guarantee, anything can be contaminated
#16 - Heavy sarcasm inbound. Some people don't get sarcasm, so… 11/14/2014 on Check dat description +3
#135 - people really do need to get it through their heads that alcoh… 11/14/2014 on Fill me with your rage +3
#50 - I remember when it was called the insanity test, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +13
#63 - mymommasallama (11/13/2014) [-]
When it was number 1 on the funnyjunk charts...
i think i discovered this little guy here as well. My memory from nearly a decade ago aint so great.
A decade...wow
#68 - papaar (11/13/2014) [-]
#55 - funnygiggles (11/13/2014) [-]
those were the old days of funnyjunk.
#73 - Wait, do you not? 11/13/2014 on Tumblr need more patriarchy 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 11/12/2014 on First Person Shooter Rule +255
User avatar #118 - deadinferno (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeeeah, that's a good gif
User avatar #109 - zzjames (11/13/2014) [-]
if you aint doing nothing lets fly away, drive away take a holiday
#101 - cookiemusket (11/13/2014) [-]
Now that


is some advanced warfare
#53 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
MFW the Commando perk. It was infuriating as fuck to get knifed from 20 feet away. That shit was worse than an enemy Harrier.
#45 - fiercebannana (11/13/2014) [-]
I can almost hear the slo-mo comando. Super Noobs 2 | MW2 Funtage Movie
#38 - therealbigboss (11/13/2014) [-]
Modern Warfare 2, this was soooo bad in Modern Warfare 2.
MFW that shit and noob toobs were fuckin constant online.
User avatar #141 - blokrokker (11/13/2014) [-]
You mean Pro Pipes?
#89 - skulldan (11/13/2014) [-]
MFW dual wield G18's
#40 - Nahyon (11/13/2014) [-]
#142 - therealbigboss (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong I was a pro counter noob tube and counter knife guy, but it got old. They were cheap.
#83 - mvtjets (11/13/2014) [-]
He's right about the noob tubes though, that shit ruined the game
User avatar #154 - Nahyon (11/13/2014) [-]
No it didn't, the lack of patience to git gud wasn't there for most of the players
#156 - mvtjets (11/14/2014) [-]
It normally takes multible shots to kill somebody (and oneshot weapons take time to aim down sight and center their shot at the very least)

But with noobtoobs it takes minimal aim and a single button press to wreak someone's shit. Even if they die in the proccess, they will win "gunfights" 90% of the time with minimal skill.

It's fucking stupid.
#157 - Nahyon (11/14/2014) [-]
>multiple shots to kill someone
>playing non-hardcore
#158 - mvtjets (11/14/2014) [-]
Hardcore unbalances all the weapons

Hardcore = Shite-tier

11/10 not even MLG get on my lvl skrub
User avatar #159 - Nahyon (11/14/2014) [-]
Well then enjoy your "n00btubers xDDDD rip cod xDDDD"
#160 - mvtjets (11/14/2014) [-]
Nah i'll just play all the other balanced and far superior CoDs
User avatar #31 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
blade dancers in destiny
User avatar #65 - heartlessrobot (11/13/2014) [-]
Bullshit, the blink strike has the same range as the normal melee. Now, their Special will absolutely rape everything, but that's a pain in the ass to use because it takes so long to activate.
User avatar #67 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
I was referring to their special, and you see it more often than you'd like if you're on the opposing team. Easily it is the most OP special of the classes
User avatar #68 - heartlessrobot (11/13/2014) [-]
Nah, that Warlock bomb thing is straight up bullshit. No way to see it coming, no way to stop it, no way to defend yourself.
User avatar #70 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
yeah the nova bomb pisses me off too but it's only effective against multiple people if they're crowded together, which is not uncommon, but the arc blade tends to get the user across a large area killing as they go, which is more annoying to me
in all Id actually say they're of equal OPness
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (11/13/2014) [-]
The shield thing is great for strikes though.
OP isn't always useful.
User avatar #72 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I use the ward of dawn (shield thing). in PvE I use it all the time; in PvP I use it very infrequently, but it almost always guarantees a slaughter if I can time it right with allies around me
#8 - vladhellsing (11/12/2014) [-]
#1 - Picture 11/12/2014 on we need to go paper +9
#4 - He was attempting to reference this He failed  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Bringing back and old favorite +14
User avatar #17 - lapsushominum (11/13/2014) [-]
You could say that everything that could go wrong for murphyslawtesties did go wrong murphyslawtesties
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User avatar #6 - murphyslawtesties (11/12/2014) [-]
#5 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
That was a terrible reference.
#3 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Can U do it? +1
#73 - Well, after driving a car, I know how it is supposed to sound …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on After googling how to fix a... 0
User avatar #74 - donatelo (11/12/2014) [-]
key words "after using it once".

a car is a little more complex than a toaster bro.
#55 - That is one sexy robot 11/11/2014 on Let's play 0
#54 - **Daeiros rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Let's play +29
User avatar #55 - Daeiros (11/11/2014) [-]
That is one sexy robot
#37 - far enough into the game for their jungler to gank bot is far …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! -2
User avatar #86 - brutusantony (11/11/2014) [-]
As a jungler I can confirm...love dat early lvl 3 buff, buff, gank
#1 - you missed the **** button  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Yummm 0
#2 - samsayshello (11/11/2014) [-]
Oops
#1 - Actually yeah. If I successfully use something once, …  [+] (21 new replies) 11/11/2014 on After googling how to fix a... +83
User avatar #70 - donatelo (11/12/2014) [-]
"hey look at me i drove a car one time, now i know if it is working properly and i can fix it"-retards such as yourself.
User avatar #73 - Daeiros (11/12/2014) [-]
Well, after driving a car, I know how it is supposed to sound and feel when it is working.

So If I am driving and I suddenly feel and hear a weird banging sound, I can look it over and see that only three out of four tires look full.

I'm not saying using something once makes me a trained expert, but I can at least use common sense to spot the obvious issues that would prevent it from doing what it normally does. There's no need to take your car to a mechanic if you run out of wiper fluid.

I only ask for help if I have already tried and failed myself, or if it seems like trying would do more harm than good. Running to someone else for help at the first hint of any problem is a great way to end up being a worthless piece of shit with no skills.
User avatar #74 - donatelo (11/12/2014) [-]
key words "after using it once".

a car is a little more complex than a toaster bro.
#53 - thiotez (11/11/2014) [-]
We need more of you
User avatar #27 - wertgf (11/11/2014) [-]
I dunno, maybe we should leave it to all those toaster mechanics out there.
#23 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
what if you wake up?
User avatar #31 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
Light is said outside force in this case.
sciencexplain can elaborate on that.
User avatar #33 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
I do concur wholeheartedly that photons,do have a factor for when you wake up, but not IF you wake up.
User avatar #35 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
but... aren't you in motion already when you wake up?
#36 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
No silly, I'm of cause resting else I wouldn't be able to wake up
User avatar #37 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
but, lying in bed and breathing is as much of a motion as sitting somewhere and watching anime.
#43 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
You can't wake up if you're already awake, and since the only factor on which you decide to awaken yourself, is when you're not tired anymore, thus stop resting. The thesis was:

You're either resting, or in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

I have cleverly come up with a ruse, a digging dagger of words that have allowed me to disregard Newton, as what I'm saying is technically true, and technically is a fallacy for Daeiros thesis, however as words have multiple applications, the information that he was projecting was not what he intended and I knowing this, fiddled with thesis. While having benefit of the doubt until my trap have been sprung and you caught in my web.
User avatar #52 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
You are constantly breathing , preventing you from ever stopping motion.
However , sleeping at night , slows down your motion so far down that a normal person would consider it motionless.
Either when it is day , or the lights are on , your eyes will send a message to the brain that tell you to wake up. The light is an outside force that activates your body once again , rendering you awake , but since your motion never stopped , it could never "start" in the first place , only sped up to full functionality again , which renders your question invalid seeing as the body is incapable of stopping motion while you're still alive.
User avatar #54 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
Like dude,

Being asleep can be defined as resting
when you're waking up, you're not resting anymore
thus falsifying your thesis

it's called ' old school trolling' you come up with statements that have nothing to do with the discussion and then ruse the opposition to state why you're wrong, while you come up with a 'technically correct' funny argument, this was before 'trolling' was just constantly saying 'u mad bro' or 'faggot'

User avatar #55 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
I know, and as you can see , I'm not trollable m8 , I just keep going with the argument.
User avatar #56 - whitenerdy (11/11/2014) [-]
i miss old 4chan
User avatar #32 - sciencexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
Are you on about the laws of motion? Objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless acted upon by an opposite or outside force. In space, objects travel, nothing like gravity or air resistance slows them. Light is exempt from this because light is a mix of photon and wave, instead of being solid matter.
User avatar #34 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
Wasn't light the reason you wake up in the first place?
I recall that there some shit in your brain going on when it's dark that makes you sleepy and keeps you awake when there is light around , either sun light or artificial light doesn't really matter.
User avatar #38 - sciencexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
Right... I think you're talking about IPRGCs. They're in your eyes, and behave slightly like rods and cones, but when light reaches them, they do something to the brain to create a timing for the body to wake up. They usually stimulate the brain to exit sleep and wake up, but I'm not sure exactly how they work. The way it works is: Dark, no stimulation, brain isn't stimulated to stay awake. Light, stimulated, wake up.
User avatar #39 - internetexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
alright , thanks.
User avatar #40 - sciencexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
What I'm here for, mate. Be sure to ask if you want to know more.
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#10 - Iron Brain, the face of the trees 11/11/2014 on Black Lord, The Mysterious... 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on pigs laugh funny +1
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#10 - crazyguyindahood (11/11/2014) [-]
And.
#10 - Good job! You have your map up on a big screen so you…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! +288
User avatar #237 - birdjesus (11/11/2014) [-]
Looking at his items he's not had the money to ward yet. Only has a dorans blade. This picture is from before the patch with trinkets aswell.
User avatar #94 - smurtehmurph (11/11/2014) [-]
You are right, but I think it's actually a bot game, I mean, shyv mid, malz top, xin adc.
User avatar #76 - hokeymon (11/11/2014) [-]
And look at all that free buffs in the jungle. This is either silver or bronze tier.
#54 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
And that map is so far away, it's probably not even comfortable.
#28 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
this was before trinkets were introduced
User avatar #138 - arandomanon (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah and before trinklets there was a beautiful and magic thing called "regular wards"
#24 - lacypushupbra (11/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - crazyanimal (11/11/2014) [-]
Too be fair it looks like the start of the game seeing as he only has one item
User avatar #37 - Daeiros (11/11/2014) [-]
far enough into the game for their jungler to gank bot is far enough into the game for the enemy jungler to gank that entirely overextended top
User avatar #86 - brutusantony (11/11/2014) [-]
As a jungler I can confirm...love dat early lvl 3 buff, buff, gank
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#4 - It's a League of Legends reference Blitzcrank is a ro…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on The Time of Man has come to... +5
User avatar #11 - Anonomousthirteen (11/11/2014) [-]
yeah, but rocket grab has a long cooldown. So assuming you are still in the laning phase, you're not gonna want to waste that skill just because you want to see your enemy support.

That being said, that's what wards are for. And once, just once, I had a really bronze-V tier enemy team, two of whom teleported into the bush, and one was simply hidding there. Both the ADC and supp join them in the bush. We can all see where this is going. Yup- my ADC facechecked while I was pinging like a dumbfuck.
User avatar #5 - the fuzzball (11/11/2014) [-]
thanks lolexplain
#25 - leagueofexplain (11/11/2014) [-]
wrong summon kid
#11 - that's what you consider a slum? that looks better than mo… 11/10/2014 on now we wait +1
#16 - Why is funnyjunk always stalking me? I randomly decid…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Bootlegs movies +1
#40 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Or perhaps it is the other way around, Daeiros. Perhaps the DBZ fans never stopped watching, and decided to post on funny junk only this week, yes?
Mmmyes.
gokutime all day erryday
#17 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Shut up.
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#8 - moocowsz (01/08/2015) [-]
i added you, sweet beard by the way.
#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
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Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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