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#1 - yes but how much looting and destruction of property was there… 11/26/2014 on Ferguson 0
#2 - fake, but god the way things are going, it might not be far of…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Feminism effect 09:11 +85
#33 - pointer (11/27/2014) [-]
What a shame that this story is fake.
User avatar #36 - Daeiros (11/27/2014) [-]
This seems to be a common phrase, "the dangers and consequences of masturbation"

Aside from that one, single sentence in the bible where god straight up killed a dude on the spot for spilling his seed on the ground God orders him to get his brother's wife pregnant because his brother was sterile, and at the last minute he decided he it felt wrong. The reason for his death could be attributed to disobeying god or pulling out, the wording is vague. is there anything that actually suggests that there is any danger or consequence?
User avatar #47 - haeckal (11/27/2014) [-]
For most people, probably not. But it's at least possible. Masturbating too roughly, or with objects, could cause injury. And some people do get addicted to masturbating and porn, or develop really weird fetishes over time from too much porn.

But I would say 90+% of the time it's harmless to your health, and much less risky then actual sex with another person.
#21 - maddboiy (11/27/2014) [-]
thank you you glorious man i was about to get very angry for a second there
#2 - Picture 11/26/2014 on Tech Support +1
#1 - Starting in Madagascar almost guarantees total human extinction. 11/26/2014 on Start handing out bottled... +4
#24 - Not everyone can succeed, someone has to mop the floors. Most … 11/26/2014 on I dont get it 0
#8 - it's black culture that most people hate, not black people …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2014 on I dont get it 0
User avatar #11 - XBigxPoppaX (11/26/2014) [-]
Your argument definitely shed some light on the topic for me.. Could you imagine growing up in the projects/hood back in the 80/90s though knowing that no one would hire you for shit.. How was one supposed to make it/ "succeed"?

And what are they going to do? Interact with white people who complain about how their maids didn't clean the room nicely enough? Unfortunately the humor, everyday life, and basically everything else is different for both races.
User avatar #24 - Daeiros (11/26/2014) [-]
Not everyone can succeed, someone has to mop the floors. Most people who complain about how nobody is willing to hire them would refuse any job they consider to be beneath them.

Not all white people are rich, we don't all have maids. I grew up in a house with no heat. Those winters where it hit -20F were not fun.

Life is only different for different races as long as you let your race define who you are instead of thinking for yourself and enjoying whatever you happen to enjoy and finding people with common interests regardless of the color of their skin.

When Jamal was playing pokemon with all the white kids, they didn't give a fuck about his race, they didn't treat him any differently. he was welcomed into the group with open arms because we had similar interest. The black kids, however, basically disowned him, he was no longer welcome at their lunch table, they tripped him in the hallways, made his life hell.

I'm not saying racism is completely gone and it never happens anymore, it is still a problem sometimes. What I am saying is that racism will never go away as long as BET is a channel and it will never go away until there are black rock bands and black country singers, and the culture of isolationism dies, and people just start behaving like fucking people instead of letting their skin color determine who they are.
User avatar #10 - ablakguy (11/26/2014) [-]
I never really cared for "black culture". I never grew up with that stuff and when I was exposed to it I just picked out some stuff but not enough to say im into it.

I dont think of it as being white washed. I wish it was just an Americanized general culture.
User avatar #12 - XBigxPoppaX (11/26/2014) [-]
I really like a lot of different things from both cultures...

Tell me, how often do you think your race comes to play by what/how/why people think of you?

User avatar #15 - ablakguy (11/26/2014) [-]
Well as for the people who at least kinda know me they dont really see me as black since I dont talk, dress, or really associate with other black people too often. They dont see me as "better" but we all have our own preferences for people we try to be around.
User avatar #17 - XBigxPoppaX (11/26/2014) [-]
And I totally get that.. that's why I hate that people hate on black people as a whole when there is such a wide spectrum of people within the race, just like any other race. Can you give me any more info on your personal situation? Like where did you grow up, go to school, etc?
User avatar #19 - ablakguy (11/26/2014) [-]
I spent most of my life in the suburbs. Went from middle class to lower middle class and then back up again. Schools I went to were mostly white with a good mexican population.
User avatar #20 - XBigxPoppaX (11/26/2014) [-]
How old are you now? What are you up to these days?

What was the worst case of unfair racism you ever experienced? (if any). How do you feel about the posts here shitting on black people?

Do you think you have the same rights/chances as anyone else?

I don't mean to sound ignorant I just want to see it from your point of view. I can speculate and empathize as much as I want but I'd much rather here it from people living it. I grew up in Mexico and now I'm going to school in New England so most of these schools are at least 95%"white". My dad's American from NJ and my mom is from Germany just to clarify..
User avatar #23 - ablakguy (11/26/2014) [-]
18, college, getting into the job market soon. When I was with my friend close to the Mexican border we were at a checkpoint and they pretty much let everyone pass until they saw us and they asked to look in the trunk and in the back. It wasnt that big of a deal tbh. Mostly ive just been seeing nigger this nigger that around the lately. Some people are making good points about the whole Brown situation but then theres those just taking a dump all over it. And yeah im pretty sure I have the same rights as everyone else.
#4 - Literally every word of that was included in the announcement …  [+] (16 new replies) 11/26/2014 on The tides have turned +556
#479 - billburr (11/27/2014) [-]
After that article came out, the people who actually did the autopsy said it was incredibly misleading.
Framing is important
And the outrage is because he was unarmed, not just because he was black. We had a kid get shot here in Canada by the cops and we were very upset about it as well, the difference is that there wasn't a pattern of this kind of behaviour in Canada
#124 - John Cena (11/26/2014) [-]
"Evidence" right.
User avatar #96 - messerauditore (11/26/2014) [-]
Niggers gonna nig.
#93 - John Cena (11/26/2014) [-]
...Except in the days of slavery no one gave a shit if a white person harmed a black person.
User avatar #217 - inyourmind (11/26/2014) [-]
You might want to reread the comment. Cause I'm pretty damn sure you misunderstood the ending.
User avatar #90 - yunoavailable (11/26/2014) [-]
The first three lines of what you said are true in every public case like this ever.
The media picks up the story and heavily leans towards one side or the other, either the one that's more politically correct or the one that the most people agree with,
Suddenly everybody and their dog is an expert on the situation and has 100% evidence to support the medias standpoint and to them the case is closed. No evidence that contradicts their beliefs is accepted or really even considered.
The public as a whole could care less about truth as long as their emotions are satisfied.
#347 - John Cena (11/26/2014) [-]
couldn't care less*
#88 - zingalong (11/26/2014) [-]
I would thumb this up more if i could.
User avatar #83 - shemaledong (11/26/2014) [-]
A short attention span and prejudices do help if you like to riot over nothing.
User avatar #60 - punnyjunky (11/26/2014) [-]
Your icon synergises perfectly with your comment. God bless.
User avatar #61 - Daeiros (11/26/2014) [-]
That's why it's my icon, I rant a lot.
User avatar #16 - vortexrain (11/26/2014) [-]
It's an affidavit, just saying.
#22 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
I honest to god my whole life thought it was affidavid

Not as bad though as when I found out wheelbarrel is actually spelled and supposed to be pronounced "wheelbarrow".
User avatar #45 - cubicalpayload (11/26/2014) [-]
#74 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
Ain't it some shit, right?
#221 - John Cena (11/26/2014) [-]
This chain of comments is heroic, thank you
#1 - People need to learn the difference between opinions and facts…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/26/2014 on SJW Fucktard +98
#31 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
I can have a negative stance or positive stance on gravity. Watch this. "I think gravity is a good thing for us because it keeps us stuck to earth." That's my positive stance on gravity, people can have negative stances on it as well.
User avatar #25 - ieatbengay (11/26/2014) [-]
gravity is both a theory and fact, where no theories have been confirmed and the 'fact' part is prone to change, so how is your stance on gravity not an opinion?
User avatar #27 - Daeiros (11/26/2014) [-]
If you say you don't believe in gravity, do you start to float away?


You can't really dispute the existence of gravity. Some aspects of the exact mechanism by which it works and it's rules and limitation may still be open to further study, however, these things can be measured using tools, and they can be independently verified by multiple people performing the same measurement and getting the same result. If someone gets a different result, further investigation into why will either lead to the discovery that they did their measurements wrong, or, they will find some new nuance to the rules which can then be independently verified as well. They are discovering things that already exist, and anyone else who discovers them will discover the same thing. That means it exists outside of the human mind.
User avatar #29 - ieatbengay (11/26/2014) [-]
you're a retard you didnt read what i said
User avatar #24 - kikisu (11/26/2014) [-]
Sees a rant, see's it's Daeiros. Should have expected it. But no one expected the spanish inquisition.
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User avatar #18 - benjaminbutton (11/26/2014) [-]
I think you are right. Reality is not subjective, but people view reality differently. I'm sure someone is right, on how things are, why the way things work. We can come to understand aspects better, but it seems that you implied that we already know what reality is objectively. Would that not require an absolute definition of it, and is it not true that we live in a world of particulars? A world where there are no absolutes?

From what I've collected, I've discerned little about reality, but it my own stance from what I've learned is that we are animals with a unique ability to reflect and analyze our states of being and thought. Given that, we have had too much time on our hands, and have since went through great effort constructing a show we call "reality." Maybe the Christians are right, maybe the buddhists. I don't know, but this is what I've made of it. . I don't want to sound cocky, like I think this is the definitive answer because I do not know. I could be full of crap, I don't know, maybe we all are. Maybe we haven't even gotten close to truth since we started. But what I do know that how we see things in our present state is subjective. So, I'm just not following. How is reality objective?
#13 - John Cena (11/26/2014) [-]
that motherfucker is stuck on the same point he is it worse no its better no its worse no its better wanna know what the reality is shits fucked up and were looking for a boogey man WHEN WERE THE ONES WHO FUCKING DID TO EACH OTHER YOU IGNORANT TWATS
just fix the problem and it is simple as fuck Darren Wilson should not be charged of murder but should be removed from all police work he fucked up he either murdered the fuck in cold blood or was idiotic enough to get in close quarters with a drawn weapon and had to shoot his way out either way do you really want fucking butterfinger there pulling YOU over with a loaded 45 caliber semi auto gun
User avatar #8 - PetroleumPinecone (11/26/2014) [-]
"Reality is not subjective"

You've hit the nail on the head with this one. A key element of a "critical theory" and its bastard spawn like modern feminism and social justice is to undermine the notion of objective reality and replace it with consensus reality. It's why you see shit like this, and how they justify it.
User avatar #15 - Kairyuka (11/26/2014) [-]
Well technically "reality" as we know it is interpreted through senses, which results in reality being subjective, although more akin to a shared mass-hallucination than an actual dream
#9 - It seems like I already have the power of envy 11/25/2014 on Another Choice Thing Now... 0
#32 - Someone posted this suggestion a while back, I tried to join i… 11/25/2014 on d&d question 0
#17 - I live in a state with no self defense law It's a pretty n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Michael Brown's shooter is... 0
#18 - lostabyss (11/25/2014) [-]
what state is that??? im not aware of any state where that is the case. even in ny, if you are unable to flee from a direct threat to you or someone else that cannot flee, you have the right to defend yourself/that person. you will be arrested, you will go to a grand jury, just like wilson, and it will be dismissed as justified given the circumstances
#4 - well, you kept the water to a minimum, so you're off to a good start  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on 10/10? 10/10 +3
User avatar #5 - thatuglynat (11/25/2014) [-]
#19 - Comment deleted 11/25/2014 on i wanna fuck an aussie +1
#1 - we are angry because you treat us like criminals so we are… 11/25/2014 on LA Riots +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 11/24/2014 on the good old day +120
#44 - John Cena (11/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - misanthrizzle (11/25/2014) [-]
well I got logged out
relevant oglaf comic tho
#16 - riayl (11/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - willindor (11/25/2014) [-]
Don't drink wine to quench your thirst, that's what killed Alexander the Great.
User avatar #6 - ciacheczko (11/25/2014) [-]
They used to put a layer of hardened animal skin into the skulls in order to make them into decent cups. It worked fine.
User avatar #7 - thesoulseeker (11/25/2014) [-]
Or you could... plug the holes up.
User avatar #14 - burnswhenipee (11/25/2014) [-]
Or....OR get a cup
#15 - John Cena (11/25/2014) [-]
Get the fuck out of here with that pussy shit,
User avatar #4 - thatuglynat (11/25/2014) [-]
love me some olaf
#28 - pinecest (11/25/2014) [-]
it's oglaf you casul.
User avatar #29 - thatuglynat (11/25/2014) [-]
i got a thumb down for missing a G?
User avatar #33 - schwerdaddy (11/25/2014) [-]
ya u faget
#32 - edgeworthy (11/25/2014) [-]
I got ya covered.
#34 - thatuglynat (11/25/2014) [-]
thank you for your kindness
#19 - Recent research has shown that your posture affects your state… 11/24/2014 on are you fucking serious... +2
#4 - widdly scuds?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on freak out +2
#55 - swagbot (11/25/2014) [-]
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh widdly scuds?
#9 - nobody was every proven innocent in the Salem witch trials 11/23/2014 on Innocent bystander labeled... 0
#133 - I was lucky enough to find and marry a sane woman. If we e… 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
#2 - then you trip and stab yourself 11/20/2014 on Title +13
#5 - <-- you right now 11/20/2014 on Social Justice's Future +7
#2 - This is a common belief among them. Many prominent le…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far +67
#106 - furrylove (11/21/2014) [-]
the problem isn't necessarily that the government agrees with them, the problem is the government was given another excuse by the public to extend it's power. The more groups screaming to take away our rights, the easier it is.

I don't have a picture of a fox wearing a tinfoil hat.
User avatar #80 - theruinedsage (11/21/2014) [-]
innocent until proven guilty, or until proven male.
User avatar #39 - huntergriff (11/21/2014) [-]
#25 - citruslord (11/21/2014) [-]
Exactly, I have seen multiple people claim that putting innocent people in jail is worth it to nail actual perpetrators. It's legitimately terrifying. They keep routing people using fear and hate to support this kind of witch hunt. They've already made steps on some college campuses. Especially with the new rulings in California over consent, which are questionable.
Luckily, atleast two thirds of the supreme court seem to be based in logic. The worrying part is the three that aren't.
User avatar #139 - gedab (11/21/2014) [-]
It seems like the idea of "Sacrifice one for the many" is taken too far
User avatar #146 - citruslord (11/21/2014) [-]
Sacrifice many for the one. It seems quite genuinely misandrist, as off the wall as that sounds, since they only want to do this for women.
#12 - Enobrin (11/21/2014) [-]
You hit the nail on the head. It's no longer about them just asserting extreme positions, they are not actively undermining our fundamental rights to free speech, fair trial, presumption of innocence, and equal treatment under the law. What the hell is society going to look like when they're through with it? Certainly not like anything we'd recognize as a liberal democratic republic.

As much as it may sound like it this isn't hyperbole. If you read the news even badly you know that this is the warpath they're on, and you're bill of rights gets shorter all the time.
User avatar #136 - Shiny (11/21/2014) [-]
This comic edit is just as sexist and smug as the original.
#141 - Enobrin (11/21/2014) [-]
I know! it's great, eh?
User avatar #143 - Shiny (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that was the point. Poe's law is a bitch, man.
#90 - dsrtpnk (11/21/2014) [-]
I love these versions of SJW/feminism comics.
User avatar #28 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Lol the comic - the whole "they will promote you" bit is so true, I mean, look at how many women are CEO's and Prime Ministers. It's true what they say about that glass ceiling always keeping men down.
User avatar #97 - zeroqp (11/21/2014) [-]
It's a known fact that women in general aren't interested in leadership positions, while men generally tend to go for them.
#3 - micekill (11/21/2014) [-]
ever since i was little i learned to, even if it would cause me harm, to say exactly what happened with as good details as possible, and if i did not know anything about the matter to protect the accused until proven guilty, growing up there was nothing i hated more than people that would blatantly lie in front of me and make people pay for their lies, i would call these twisters of truth "fucking pieces of shit". you see, i rarely cursed, and when i did was when i had lost my cool, i still gat enraged by liars, and i wish i could still have the excuse of being a little kid to call them on their shittyness. im mad bro, i simply can't understan why people would want to twist truth in such ways, didn't they learn to be good from their rolemodels? don't they believe to be the good guys? then why proceed with lies and treachery to reach their goals, had they truly been righteous they would not use these means, and would simply trust that justice would be done in the name of good, even, if that justice meant for them to suffer.
tl;dr lawful good fag is mad
#12 - Can't help ya there, and they refuse to explain it, I'm not ev… 11/20/2014 on CHECK YON PRIVILEGE! +1
#9 - Not a damn thing! The sjw's have these little fantasies th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on CHECK YON PRIVILEGE! 0
#11 - mienkampf (11/20/2014) [-]
i completely agree i consider it complete bull shit. But i've never understood what "check" your "privilege" means .... like
User avatar #12 - Daeiros (11/20/2014) [-]
Can't help ya there, and they refuse to explain it, I'm not even really sure they know what it means, it's just become a popular phrase.

It could mean, like this site, checking your level of privilege off on a checklist so you know how privileged you are


it could mean to check it like a coat check, and leave your privilege at the door?
#1 - Your privilege level is Disadvantaged with a score of -85 …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on CHECK YON PRIVILEGE! +1
#4 - mienkampf (11/20/2014) [-]
same here! (almost) What does this even mean tho?
User avatar #9 - Daeiros (11/20/2014) [-]
Not a damn thing!
The sjw's have these little fantasies that the world is stacked against them because They are black its hard to still say "its hard out there for a brutha" when the god damned president of the united states is black, but I'll be damned if they don't still do it , or because they are gay

Really, it's only rich vs poor
That's it. none of that other shit matters

Sure some people might occasionally tease you and hurt you feelings, but so what?
Learn a few coping mechanisms like the rest of us, and deal with it.

This privilege bullshit is an attempt to justify cishet white male bashing and scapegoat every single straight white male they see for everything that is wrong with the world. Meanwhile, the rich use the chaos to pass laws to fuck the poor.
#11 - mienkampf (11/20/2014) [-]
i completely agree i consider it complete bull shit. But i've never understood what "check" your "privilege" means .... like
User avatar #12 - Daeiros (11/20/2014) [-]
Can't help ya there, and they refuse to explain it, I'm not even really sure they know what it means, it's just become a popular phrase.

It could mean, like this site, checking your level of privilege off on a checklist so you know how privileged you are


it could mean to check it like a coat check, and leave your privilege at the door?


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#8 - moocowsz (01/08/2015) [-]
i added you, sweet beard by the way.
#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
What is up?
Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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