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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#290
Highest Content Rank:#1163
Highest Comment Rank:#269
Content Thumbs: 2713 total,  3003 ,  290
Comment Thumbs: 15943 total,  17183 ,  1240
Content Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 57.9% (579/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Times Content Favorited:207 times
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#145 - ^ 10 hours ago on Make FJ easier to use +7
#5 - <-- This In my opinion, the people who want to she…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Hey Microsoft... Quit... +4
#17 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah...thats not a reason. What someone -might- post on content is not an acceptable reason to force 13+, nor would it be required in a court of law.
And why don't you stop expecting the world to bow down to "protect" people from the world around them. How about understand that the internet should not have an age requirement when the content of the game is not designed to do this.

Whose the selfish brat again?
#12 - ( o Y o )  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Y, the sexiest letter +1
User avatar #15 - slypenguinisme (13 hours ago) [-]
Those are some big areolas
#5 - Angry Bids The seedy underbelly of the professional auctio…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on /b/ makes games +43
User avatar #278 - spyisspy (4 hours ago) [-]
Ok, I would say that.
#1 - I worked at Walmart as a janitor and I can confirm this happen…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on About right +3
#7 - dookaargetman (13 hours ago) [-]
I am cashier at Walmart.
This doesn't really disturb me. They'll whisper sexual things in my ear on the bus ride home, so... I find it thoughtful they at least clean up first.
#5 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
I keep hearing that women's bathrooms are worse than men's in terms of cleanliness, is this true?
User avatar #6 - Tusura (16 hours ago) [-]
Very much so.

Men's bathrooms have sticky floors from people not aiming at the urinals.

Women's bathroom has sticky floors cause bitches won't sit on the fucking toilet seat, and piss everywhere. I do mean EVERYWHERE.

Imagine the difference between a fire hose and a geyser. You can point a fire hose. You can NOT point a geyser, and when that geyser is pointed horizontal at the wall, piss goes everywhere.

Women also have a nasty habit of not flushing cause they don't want to touch the toilet. There are also the tampon receptacles that are absolutely filthy. People use them as ash trays and trash bins.

A good portion of the time though, in any bathroom, people make a mess simply cause it's not their job to clean it up. Same thing with restaurants
User avatar #2 - fappening (12/18/2014) [-]
can we wash our balls at WallMartz?
#32 - Or you could just try not lying to your children. Peo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Santa hates your kids -2
User avatar #33 - Sewallman (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm a father of three, I wasn't going to tell my children about Santa at all, but then I found out that my children would rather get presents from a fat stranger that breaks into our house one night every year. It's mysterious and magical, it's getting something that "your parents can't buy you" and it's a fucking childhood.

Now Santa brings a stocking full of candy and presents that cost 1/2 as much as the ones I give them. Even though the presents aren't as big or as spendy, they still go fucking ape shit donkey wong over them.
#97 - JustintheWaysian (12/18/2014) [-]
"ape shit donkey wong" kek
#42 - alainap (12/18/2014) [-]
I only have one kid, but I agree with this.

My daughter is all we're ever going to be able to have so I'll be damned if I don't make it as sugar-coated special for her as a fudge dipped chocolate cake made of sugar cookie batter. As much as I can anyway.
#4 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Will the real Shaggy please... +1
#1 - >Tell high school students there's a picture of a sex act i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on He comes from a long line... +84
#12 - anonasuser (12/16/2014) [-]
"oh we all kinda... lost them. sorry"
#1 - **Daeiros used "*roll 2, pokemon*"** **Daeiros rolls Wobbuf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Fusion Contest 2 +6
User avatar #13 - lotengo (12/16/2014) [-]
sexy with curves
#10 - Picture 12/16/2014 on What do you see? 0

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#4 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Heya, mate.   
   
What is up?
Heya, mate.

What is up?
#3 - xLovableLoserx (03/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
Just wanted to say hey.. hope you're finding the lolz. Hit me up some time when you've got a chance.
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