And I've got sum ****** wanting to try dis **** out.

We evaluation now?

we evaluate now

Sure, but to add actual attachments to the rifle, right click.

i didn't cause they looked gay as **** .

It's all in placement.

well i'll be damned

learn something new everyday

The current weapon he's using is an OTs-14 Gorza modified for 5.45x39, good?

that'll do

He decided against it because training.

He brought up some valid points as well, since we're using NV for most of the op, why not use PEQs to mark targets?

Oh, and he's also got flares/smoke for our rooftop extraction.

Red for Hot Zone
and Blue for Clear.

He's also got our medical gear.
With energy peelz.

Peq are annoying cause we also don't know if targets would be using them as well.

Good point, and we also forgot comms.

That's why he brought some of that too.

since we should be in a group 99.9999999% of the time, only one guy needs comms to signal evac/backup/air cover.
but that works too

Hence, why he has the sat phone.

Should we have got shortwave?

night op, shoot and scoot. shouldn't need them. hand signals for close range, because we should be in the group. and at this point, if we operate at a high level, we should know how each other works and shoots. I could nod one way and have it mean two ways and you would know the difference.

so no, i think

A'ight.

Hmm...primary exfil is large building about 10 blocks west of the Hive entrance, secondary exfil would be about 4 blocks away.

But if air goes to **** , we walkin'?

air can be spotty at times, especially when it gets hot.

be prepared to walk

Copy that.

What's the land exfil?

walk to omega exfil, at outskirts where we would hopefully link up with sof. From there more walking to regroup with their main element

**** yeah.

I gotta bread tho, l8ter bro.

indeed.
sleep well comrade

Weight, 42 Kilos.

Silly gas tube, you're stuck to da bolt!

Silly, silly gas tube...

my twin designed it and then butchered our retro AR.

Did you kick him/her in the cock/ **** ?

if it didn't work
but it works so it's neat.

Fair enough.

But what was the purpose of the modification? Improvised SSP systema?

so AR doesn't **** where it eats.

Is there a possibility of problems that may arise in the long run from the hasty modification?

he literally glued the tube into the carrier.

so probably.

seems to work great now.
except the handguards don't fit.

I'd get a replacement ASAP, maybe a true SSP replacement, but it's all up to you.

Hell, I'd be pissed at him for making you spend more money to get replacement handguards.

do you have any idea how many parts we have laying around

he might just fit the old handgards back on.

whatever, he's not dicking with my favorite upper.

....think you have enough parts to send me a good AR15 build?

How many grams?

I'm used to getting ~1.5g for $10, and that's the good **** .

But alas, prices go up in the winter, **** sucks.

Lucky you guys, with your hydroponics and **** .

We grow our **** in the boondocks.

Yeah, bet our AK-47 will blow it out of the water.

$20 a gram, and it's close to a one-hitter quitter, but it takes a little more for me.

Smoked a joint of imported Northern Lights and walked into school after lunch break and thought it was the morning again.

Most.
Awkward.
Silence.
Ever.

I'd rather take that than doing what I did again.

At least I can work while half-asleep and stoned. Can't school.

Campus police didn't do **** ?

Damn.

Lucky ***** , if that happened anywhere near where I lived, there would be cops on y'alls **** like white on rice...

...did you take pics?

Worth a shot!

Welp, the battery's about to die on this damn thing, so I'm just gonna wipe this convo and call it a night.

Cya later m8.

Any good ones?

Nein, du.

give me reaction pics pls new computer doesnt have any

faggot

Well, you're boned.

My computer's offline and this computer has no reaction images.

why do you hate me so much :'(

It's not my fault, damn it!

My battery can no longer hold a charge, and my charger cord is ****** .

get out of here stalker

faggot

You're in my house, YOU get out of here, Stalker.

bby pls?

tfw one more year

i'm building my own M4gery

except mine is better than government ones.
free floated
daniel defense

and since DD uses full auto BCGs i can stick this upper on any FA lower.

Sounds neat, gonna go with the regular carry handle sights?

nope
i'm thinking You need to login to view this link -iron-sight-prod26575.aspx
and an Aimpoint Comp M4

No change on front sight?

what do you mean?
i ordered it with the FSB
that picture is what i ordered.
i used the Build your own DDM4 on their site.

Okai.

Welp, hope you have fun with it.

i'll post it when it comes.
supposedly it takes DD 24 hours to build and ship it.
but i ordered it on saturday and it's memorial day.

No Post On Sunday Memorial Day

don't remind me
i have an 80% lower receiver sitting at the post office.

**** .

You have my attention.

I started drawing you, but gave up halfway through. But a lot of people think it's cool!

MFW

Hats are hard. But I got the sharp teeth, gray eyes and blood right.

I really want to sleep, but I have no one to cuddle with...

**Nintendokami opens her arms with a smile**

**DaCrazyOne runs to you and squeezes you close to me, enjoying the warmth and company**

**Nintendokami plays with your hair**

You know I'm always here if you get lonely, Craze..

It's just not the same....

I feel....empty.

Without purpose.
Without a drive.
Without a goal.

I feel....useless. Somewhat....

I just can't seem to find my niche. My own place in this ****** up little world I call my own....

I just want to sleep....but I can't sleep....

**Nintendokami whimpers softly**

....
Is something wrong?
...Did something happen, I mean?

I just feel.....alone.

So god damn alone....

But I must carry on, like I always have. Like my ancestors have before me. The show must go on, I suppose....

**Nintendokami bites her lip**

Awww...
I'm sorry.

It's fine....I just need to rest...

**Nintendokami bites her finger hard and holds it up to you**

...Would a drink help..?

It's not the thirst that is bothering me now...

....I just need to sleep....that's all I need....

**Nintendokami pulls you over to the bed and pulls the zombie blanket up**

I'll stay with you, then...

**DaCrazyOne curls himself around you, unfurling his wings and covering us both**

Thank you for this....I needed it...

**Nintendokami hugs you close to her**

Anytime, I promise.

**DaCrazyOne nuzzles into your neck, then mumbles something intelligible before drifting off into sleep**

**Nintendokami giggles and wags her tail, closing her eyes**

Close...

>"WE'RE ON THE ******* HIGHWAY!"
>Sides left solar system

It's alright, I get to stay home today anyway.

So, you can make it up to me about that offer to 'make it worth my while'.

Alright, give me a minute to finish this picture.

Something for you too.

i got bored
lots of photoshop

Found a thread.

must
shop
on
everything

Lookie lookie what I got~

**Nintendokami shakes her head**

What the heck did she do??

She has sharp nails and bites hard.

I think I'm gonna keep this human around for later feeding.

**DaCrazyOne removes himself from your throat to look at the statues**

Guard the doors, None shall pass.

*The statues remove their hands from their eyes and walk out the door in single file, splitting up at the hallway to their respective positions*

**Nintendokami wraps her tentacles around the bed poles, slowly moving off the bed so you don't notice**

**DaCrazyOne looks back to find you have moved**

But I wasn't done feeding yeeeeet :(

**Nintendokami hides under the bed, wrapping her tentacles around your ankle**

Come and get it.

**DaCrazyOne grins, and picks up the bed in his telekinesis, flipping it over to land on the bedposts, luckily, the bed has been nailed to the frame, so it didn't drop, like he did on the ground for not holding on**

Ow, HELLO!

**Nintendokami gasps**

Are you crazy?!
You were just supposed to be dragged to your grave!

**DaCrazyOne grabs your arm to pull you closer, and chomps back down on your throat**

I like a little room to maneuver.

**Nintendokami coughs loudly, laying her head on your shoulder**

It wasn't supposed to be that easy... I had a battle plan..

**DaCrazyOne raises his eyebrow**

But my battleplan was to sabotage yours.

:3

**DaCrazyOne teleports out of the room, and places the invisibility spell on all of his statues, and teleports them all back into the room, all facing you, while I latch up to the ceiling**

**Nintendokami looks up at you**

Did you do it...?
Can I see?

**DaCrazyOne stares at you without moving**

Don't blink.

**Nintendokami stares at you, trying hard not to blink**

W-why...

**DaCrazyOne smiles, a devilish grin occupying his face as his eyes get wider**

You'll see.

**Nintendokami bites her lip, wanting to blink horribly bad**

............

**DaCrazyOne keeps staring as his smile gets even wider**

**Nintendokami gives up and blinks, keeping her eyes closed in a panic**

**DaCrazyOne teleports an inch from your face, the same maniacal grin plastered on his face as his statues blink to life with the soulstones that he previously embedded in them earlier, and they all rotate to face you**

**Nintendokami opens her eyes and sees you and the statues in front of her and screams, jumping back onto the bed and flipping backwards, slamming her head on the floor**

**DaCrazyOne loses his grin, but starts laughing while he jumps over the bed to help you up**

OH YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~

**Nintendokami jumps forward and licks you in the eye again**

PAYBACK!!

**DaCrazyOne screams in agony and plunges his fist through the floor**

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

**Nintendokami grins and stands up, snickering and rubbing her head**

NO REGRETS!!

**DaCrazyOne rubs the everloving hell out of his eye, trying to clear out the smudge**

Well, at least the nannites are doing their job this time...

**Nintendokami bounces on the bed**

Thank god. I can't deal with you drunk again.

**DaCrazyOne tackles you onto the bed, and moves his face close to yours**

I'm a whole lot funner when I'm sober.

**Nintendokami gasps loudly and barks at you in a panicked self-defense**

**DaCrazyOne frowns, then bites your throat**

Shaddap.

**Nintendokami stops barking quickly, a light pain shooting to her fingers**

**DaCrazyOne pulls it out of a pocket dimension to his left, holding it in two fingers while he rotates upside down**

I kept it safe, don't want anything broken in there.

**Nintendokami holds it, pulling some clothes out of the bag**

Thank you. I appreciate it.

**DaCrazyOne just kinda hovers about the room, bumping around as if he was in zero gee**

It's no problem, the least I could do.

And....wait a second....

*I bump myself up to the ceiling, where I latch my talons into the ceiling, and cocoon myself there with my wings*

Gotta do something, it'll be quick.

**Nintendokami takes the quick opportunity to change her clothes, shaking her wet hair out to dry it**

Alright, I'll be here.

**DaCrazyOne shudders as his feathers start to fall out, marking the beginning of his molting process**

**Nintendokami picks up a soft feather, putting it in her hair**

**DaCrazyOne then groans, as his skin begins to grey, and his feathers have almost finished removing themselves from his wings, leaving greying skin behind them**

**Nintendokami stares up at you**

That doesn't look very pleasant...

**DaCrazyOne then moves himself to a standing position, hands over his eyes, wings tucked back, as he turns to stone**

**Nintendokami gasps**

W-what?!

**DaCrazyOne smiles for the last moment, then phases through the stone, skin back to normal and looking new as can be, while his wings have spots of blue where the down feathers are growing back**

That oughta freak somebody out....

**Nintendokami gasps and wraps her tentacles around you, pulling you tight against her**

What's wrong with you? You scared me!

**DaCrazyOne simply wraps his arms around you and squeezes you back**

Don't worry, just a simple molting process that I go through every hundred years.

I usually keep these in a shed out back...and at last count, I have 12.

This shall be number 13, and they shall all be placed on the front steps in a semi-circle...to freak the **** out of the passerby.

This also keeps me amuse.

**Nintendokami snickers**

That's a horrifying thing to see surrounding you.

**DaCrazyOne grabs the statue in his telekinesis, and brings it down to the ground**

And I'll be placing a spell on them that turns them invisible until second glance, for maximum scare.

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

You can do that?!

Da, it helps with some of my scare tactics, like taking out a pesky tower guard, that sorta thing.

**Nintendokami grabs you hand**

Do it! Do it right now!

**DaCrazyOne smiles as his eyes quickly switch from grey to green and back and fades from view along with his statue**

It shall be done.

**Nintendokami sits down and bounces on the bed excitedly**

**DaCrazyOne opens his eyes slightly to verify that you're still asleep then nods off, wing still wrapped around you**

**Nintendokami opens her eyes and stretches, yawning**

**DaCrazyOne wakes back up fully from the movement, and yawns, fangs fully extended**

Mornin'.

**Nintendokami scratches her ear with her toes**

Good morning!

**DaCrazyOne flinches slightly, then hugs you**

Not so loud, please...

**Nintendokami hugs you back with her tentacles very softly**

Good morning, Craze.

**DaCrazyOne holds his head against your neck, nuzzling it softly**

That hangover finally came to bite me in the ass....why now...

**Nintendokami rubs your head with her fingers**

From that time you tried to fly into the ceiling fan??

**DaCrazyOne nips your neck playfully**

Yeah, that one.

My hangovers like to delay themselves to strike at the most inopportune time...

**Nintendokami gives you a questioning look**

How does a hangover...delay itself...

**DaCrazyOne kinda shrugs, then taps his shoulder**

Pain suppression combat horomones.

They kick out every once in awhile...

**Nintendokami pokes your shoulder**

Right there...?

Oh, no, they're located in the nannites that swarm my bloodstream.

That's just where some like to hang out.

Ever wonder why your cuts keep regenerating at an advanced pace?

Yeah, my bad.

**Nintendokami pouts**

Yeah, they regenerated before I could even taste the blood!

It's a good thing I can tell them to turn on and off at will.

Remember my hand?

**Nintendokami bites her lip and stands up**

That was effin' delicious. I have to try that again sometime.

But alas, I haven't cleaned my ears in forever. I'm gonna take a shower. I'll be right back, Craze!

**DaCrazyOne uncurls himself from you and lays back on the bed**

See ya when ya get back~

**Nintendokami points to you with her tentacle as she runs out**

Don't move from that spot.

**DaCrazyOne teleports just above the covers and hovers there, suspending himself with tethers of energy**

Lolk

**Nintendokami walks back in, short hair and tail dripping with hot water**

Alright, I'm back. Do you know where my bookbag is?

**DaCrazyOne Warpsteps us both through the door, and lays you down on the bed, teleporting away for a split second to bring some freshly chilled blue ice blood, setting that down on the bedside table, then lays down with you**

It is time for sleep, little one...

**Nintendokami wraps herself up in her blankets up to her eyes, wagging her tail. She sleepily reaches her arms out for a hug.**

**DaCrazyOne holds you close, wrapping one of his wings over us both**

**Nintendokami smiles, closing her eyes and falling asleep in the complete warmth of your wings**

**DaCrazyOne snuggles in close to your neck**

Thank you Tzeentch....for this....

**DaCrazyOne pulls out his duffel bag and pulls out a bottle of greenish blood, then tosses it to you**

Chimera blood, a little ***** , and very nutritious, take a drink.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go throw some heat at the food in there.

**Nintendokami takes a small sip and coughs**

That's pretty strong...
Hey, don't burn the table, okay?!

**DaCrazyOne agitates the atoms in the blood, heating them up to a natural 98.6°F, then does the same to the meat while adding water molecules to the pasta as he heats it**

I'm very proficient at the craft of reheating, it's good for when you can't make a campfire to cook your meals on patrol.

**Nintendokami touches the food and pulls her hand back**

You're a lot stronger than I thought you were. Good thing you don't want me dead anymore.

**DaCrazyOne sits down at the table and pours himself a glass of the bright pink blood**

Lemme put it to you this way.

I can see the individual atoms in the air.

I have enough power to split every single one that is in this room and still survive the subsequent explosion.

I can also do that inside someone.

**Nintendokami processes this thought for a second, then takes a slice of cake**

.....
That's horrifying.

**DaCrazyOne takes a sip, and smiles**

That's right.

Every single time I was fighting.

I was toying with them.

If I wanted you dead, you wouldn't be standing.

**Nintendokami smiles**

I know. I always knew you could kill me.

But I don't like fighting, so I never did. I waited until you started to give up waiting for me to fight back and then I ran for it. Animal tactic #1.

**DaCrazyOne ladles the pasta onto a plate while he cuts and levitates some of the meat onto his plate**

I always hated it when people did that...but I like to goad them on, get them angry at me, then let them charge at me.

Then I would break them physically as well as mentally.

**Nintendokami keeps stuffing the cake in her mouth**

Well, for the record... you're pretty scary. You can't blame them for running.

**DaCrazyOne cuts a bite out of the meat while taking a swig of blood, then eats it**

Nah, I can't exactly hide what I am.

The only ones ballsy enough to face me are the thrice damned SPEHS MURHEENS, and I kinda feel bad for killing them, because they don't know any better...

**Nintendokami chugs some of the pink blood from the bucket to wash down the cake**

What the heck is that?!

**DaCrazyOne pulls a small snapshot out of his wallet**

These.

These men are not your friend.

Do not trust these men, they will kill you for being what you are.

Kill them first. Kill them down to the last man. Leave no survivors.

**Nintendokami bites her lip**

...
O-okay.

**DaCrazyOne eats a forkfull of noodles and returns the picture to his wallet**

Don't worry, for right now, they're my problem, and they shall not find this place.

What if they do...?

**DaCrazyOne takes a drink from the pink blood and raises an eyebrow**

Enough shielding to stop a direct nuclear strike and enough static defenses to hold off an entire Hive fleet for 6 months.

A single Chapter won't do **** .

**Nintendokami falls out of her chair and lays on the floor**

I have been up... for 27 hours. I think I am dying.

**DaCrazyOne sets down his glass and picks you up**

Woah, I think it's time for bed.

I've had my sleep, and I think it's your turn.

*I start walking us both back to the bedroom*

**Nintendokami holds onto your shirt, following you half asleep**

**DaCrazyOne opens up the door in full battle rattle**

I'm back from work, expect a large paycheck soon.

**Nintendokami runs over and hugs you with her tentacles**

Dude, what's with that armor...

Had to go acquire some artefacts from down the road.

Standard procedure, I get paid for it.

**Nintendokami tilts her head**

....Okay?
Oh! I made dinner like I promised!

Aye, just let me get dressed into something more appropriate.

**Nintendokami nods**

Take your time, I'm still good with all the blood I drank this morning.

**DaCrazyOne emerges in Light Battlearmor**

I'm sorry, it's warm in here, and the Zone is very far north...

**Nintendokami touches the wall**

It feel fine to me. Maybe you're just weird.

Mebbe so...

**Nintendokami runs over to the kitchen to make sure she cleaned everything up**

I even made Strawberry shortcake rolls!

Blood in the strawberries?

I mixed the strawberry sauce with Moogle's blood. We have an abundance of it.. He's like a blood sponge.

FICK JA!

Oh and I brought some food from up west, would you like some?

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

What kind of food?!

Just some of the local wildlife.

Ever tried Chimera?

That's an actual animal?!

Yeah, they're a bitch to kill.

Where the heck did you go?!

The dinner is like... freezing now!!

Sleep caught me unawares...

Anyhow, I can fix the dinner problem, just let me prepare the incantation...

You must have been really tired, then...
It's a good thing you got some sleep. You get a little... reckless when you are tired.

As for me... I haven't slept since... yesterday? I've lost track of time and I am really thirsty.

I gotta gobread, I don't want another incident like this morning happening again...

See you tomorrow!

15 minutes of off and on sleep and 6 hours later...

Good morning, Craze.

I'm assuming your nap wasn't...um... good?

Oh yes, it was just **************** !

**Nintendokami holds up a glass**

We still have a drink for later. If you come back early enough, I'll even cook.
That'll help, won't it...?

Yes...yes it will...

But right now, I have an urge to end the life of another once more....and I gotta get ready, and prepare myself mentally and physically for dealing with stupid people for 6 more hours...I have a dream....

**Nintendokami nods**

Go. I'll have something yummy when you get home!

For this, I thank you....

**Nintendokami laughs**

You're the one letting me stay in your house!
It's the least I can do.

Now get outta here. It has to be a surprise!

Alright, alright...gonna go have a jam session with some drunken Russians, then goschool.

**DaCrazyOne bounds forward and hugs you**

The blood of the pseudo-immortal!

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

You're welcome. I've been meaning to snap that guy's ankle for weeks now, this was just an excuse.

**DaCrazyOne pulls out two obsidian cups from a compartment in the wall**

And I've been saving these for a special occasion...they give any blood a more....powerful taste.

You'll see the difference after we're done. Care to join me in the dining room?

**Nintendokami stares at the cup while she walks**

What the heck is this made of?!

**DaCrazyOne pulls out a chair for you at the table, then sits down in the chair beside yours, setting the cups between us**

Some stone I found when I was wandering in Tibet.

I thought it looked pretty, so I carved a couple cups out of it with my hands.

Even etched the designs into the sides myself. Each represents a different Tarot card.

I think I picked....Jester and the Tower...hmm, wonder what that means...

**Nintendokami holds up a bucket**

You seem more like a Tower than a Jester. Guess I get that one!

And by the way, I got a heckalot more just in case it's any good.

**DaCrazyOne pours for both of our glasses, and picks up the Tower, raising it slightly**

To good health, and the downfall of all who oppose us.

Oh boy here we go!

Quit your whining and enjoy it. It took me forever to draw!

The claws were a nice touch, and my hair used to be that long...but I don't miss that.

I thank you, Kami, for this.

I give you a dancing Slenderman.

Oooo, yay! ♥

Everyone loves Slenderman.

Oh yes...everyone loves the Slenderman~

**DaCrazyOne drinks his fill from your arm, then cauterizes the wound, hugging you a little tighter now**

Mmmm, no problem, sweetie...

**Nintendokami wags her tail and shifts close enough to rest her head on you, yawning calmly**

It's 5 am..

**DaCrazyOne shudders a little from the alcohol being cleansed from his liver**

And I'm now sober.

We lasted through the night....we survived....and now, we sleep?

**Nintendokami pulls her small blanket over us, trying to keep warm as the blood refills itself in her body**

Mm hmm... that sounds like a good idea...

**DaCrazyOne opens the closet with his telekinesis and pulls out a large comforter from it, unfolds it, and drapes it over us, then kisses your neck gently**

Night lass....

**Nintendokami smiles and bites one of your fingers softly, sleep pulling her in from the sudden warmth**

G'night, Craze. See you tomorrow..

**DaCrazyOne snuggles into your neck**

Aye...see you then...

**DaCrazyOne jumps upwards, keeping his altitude at the height of the jump...near the ceiling fan**

IT'S ALRIGHT, I'M FLYING!

I REGRET NOTHI-

*Crazy never noticed he was drifting ever so much to his left...never saw that ceiling fan coming, splitting his skin near the top of the neck, and spiraling him straight into the ground. Luckily, he didn't spill a drop!*

HELLO GROUND!

**Nintendokami gasps and lifts you up**

A-are you okay, Craze??

**DaCrazyOne reaches his free hand around to feel the back of his neck**

Ah, that's what that was...

Can you set me down? I wish to talk with the ground a little while longer....

**Nintendokami hesitantly puts you down on the floor, ready to grab you if you do anything dangerous**

**DaCrazyOne sets his drink to the side, taking great care not to knock it over, then headbutts the ground, splitting the hardwood floor and causing another wound to appear on his forehead, which he wipes the blood from with his tongue (Yeah, it's a little weird, I'm still amazed how I can fit that ******* thing in my mouth), and sits back up**

I'm okay now, I just needed a little bit to drink that didn't bite back.

**Nintendokami tilts her head**

You're gonna give yourself a concussion.

**DaCrazyOne takes another swig, then pulls out a small shot glass from his pocket**

Nah, the nannites in my bloodstream constantly transmit a field of muons, which creates a quantum lock around my brain, which also acts as a sort of inertia dampener.

If you could take a ride in my head, it would be more comfortable than any car ever manufactured.

**Nintendokami blinks a couple of times**

I didn't understand most of what you said...

**DaCrazyOne pours the shot and takes a swig from the bottle**

Quantum physics, where Newtonian physics go to die!

I'm going to need to see your arm before I do this, it's gonna hurt, and it's gonna be loud!

**Nintendokami holds her arm out in front of you**

Good luck, Craze..

**DaCrazyOne pours the shot into his cybernetic eye and clamps down on your arm, screaming in pain as the shot glass explodes from the energy expunged**

**Nintendokami yelps loudly, shoving her tentacle in her mouth to stop from screaming**

**DaCrazyOne punches a hole through the floor with both hands and shoves his wings into the walls to anchor himself to the floor, then unhinges his jaw from your arm, blood leaking from the corners of his mouth as he grits his teeth in pain**

**Nintendokami bites her lip softly as tears runs down her face, looking up to make sure you're alright**

**DaCrazyOne licks his teeth clean, then unanchors himself from the floor, slowly**

I'm schorry you had to see that...and sorry about your arm...

**Nintendokami smiles weakly**

I-It's fine. I just didn't expect you to bite so hard. I'm fine, don't worry.

**DaCrazyOne hugs you close to him, enclosing his wings around us**

I'm jusht a little drunk right nao...and you're helping quite a bit....thanksh...

**Nintendokami holds the bite mark on her arm tight, making sure it doesn't leak any more blood**

It's no problem. It's nice to finally be of some use. My master never needs me, so this is fun!

**DaCrazyOne teleports us both a foot above the bed, rotating us into a horizontal positioning upon landing, then holds you close to him**

No, really. If you weren't here...I probably would've torn that room apart...ohey a leaking arm, lemme fix dat.

*I maneuver my tongue in between your fingers, spacing out the wound, and gently encloses my mouth around it, gently suckling on it*

**Nintendokami holds her hand still, closing her eyes as the pain fades quickly**

Oh my god, thank you.

**DaCrazyOne then bathes the room with enough Warp energy to superheat the walls and melt the cup he was using into a pile of slag, which then cuts off after 30 seconds, when his eyes return to normal and he falls face first into the ground, unconscious**

**Nintendokami hears the loud thud as you hit the floor and cautiously tip-toes out to the living room. Seeing you collapsed on the ground, she panics and lifts you into her arms with her tentacles, carrying you to the bed.**

**DaCrazyOne mumbles in his sleep**
Pressure.....vented.....finally...

**Nintendokami throws her zombie blanket over you and sits on the floor near the living room, keeping watch. She looks around, making sure she picked where she could see everything before waiting for you to wake up.**

Wat.

Don't ask questions... your profile is dumb..

Go back to sleep.

**Nintendokami licks you in the eye**

Turn that off and turn it back on!

**DaCrazyOne 's cybernetic left eye pops out of socket**

AH BLAST IT, NOW YOU DONE IT!

*I push the gelatinous ball back into the socket, twisting it slightly, restoring the pale green glow to the iris*

Now I gotta scrub the damn thing down.... ****** ...

**Nintendokami giggles, wagging her tail**

Ewww~

**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of firewater**

It's all in a self-contained apparatus, sterile too.

Until I had to touch it.

Now I gotta sterilize it.

I'm going to need to drink 3/4ths of this bottle, and pour the rest into my eye.

It's going to hurt, that's why I have to drink most of the bottle....and I am going to regret this...

**Nintendokami whimpers**

I-I'm sorry!

**DaCrazyOne takes a swig, wincing at the pain**

It's alright, I won't remember a bit of this night!

I've got another bottle in the freezer, in the kitchen, if you like....

**Nintendokami follows you, making sure you're okay**

I can't drink... heart and all, y'know?

**DaCrazyOne raises the bottle to the air slightly, then takes a long drink**

Then here's to good health, eh?

**Nintendokami grins and holds her fist up with a smile**

To good health. For your eye and for everyone I kill from here until the day I am hunted down.

**DaCrazyOne stumbles slightly, then takes another swig**

Blood in yer eye and hope there's whiskey in the jar!

**Nintendokami holds you up and makes sure you don't fall**

Hey... careful.

**DaCrazyOne wraps his arm around your shoulder to help support himself while his wings stabilize him by pushing off the walls**

I...may be a little tipsy...and a whole lotta overconfident....but I can't feel a thing!

HAH!

**Nintendokami laughs**

Don't worry, I gotcha. I won't let you fall..

**DaCrazyOne hears the noise from the living room and flies up to the ceiling to observe**

>.>

**Nintendokami looks up at you, wagging her tail**

Good morning, Craze.

**DaCrazyOne teleports from the ceiling and reappears 5 seconds later with a cup of tea in hand**

Mornin'.

**Nintendokami wags her tail**

Geez, it takes you a long time to wake up...

**DaCrazyOne sips his tea**

I was....elsewhere.

How was your day?

**Nintendokami stares with calm concentration**

I woke up and came out here to your living room and waited for you to come back.

I'm sorry, I had to deal with problems away from home....

I also kept an eye on Chance's house, made sure nothing big happened...outside the shield...

Did you see anything?

Not a damn thing.

That's good, right?

Yes...and that worries me.

I got a feeling....and I don't like it.

...
You're worried because things are going well?

Every second they're not attacking, they're plotting.

Waiting for an opening.

That worries me.

What if they're sleeping? Or drinking tea?

These types don't sleep.

And they don't like tea.

And I am bolstering my defenses in their hesitance, because that is what I do.

I want to drink tea, too. But I don't like tea.

Should I board up with windows?

Physical defenses mean nothing to them, they are metaphysical beings.

They do not know of you, nor are you strong enough to make the shields like I can.

Just wait out this storm, I will keep my end secure.

I can go back and wait in the bedroom if it'll help.

**DaCrazyOne flares out his wings as his eyes begin to glow white**

Go, now!