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#61 - it's been that way since admin put the fav button in thr drop … 04/16/2015 on Probably not porn +6
#47 - we know the damn robot pepsi at the end now.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Teacher 0
#73 - thefates (04/16/2015) [-]
Actual Spoiler: He not pepsi. He almost pepsi. But then he not because new body. Yay for no pepsi.
#45 - you spoiling son of a bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Teacher 0
User avatar #47 - DJstar (04/16/2015) [-]
we know the damn robot pepsi at the end now.
#73 - thefates (04/16/2015) [-]
Actual Spoiler: He not pepsi. He almost pepsi. But then he not because new body. Yay for no pepsi.
User avatar #46 - drenforcicle (04/16/2015) [-]
#222 - why'd he get thumbed to oblivion? he was just stating another …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on (untitled) +3
#303 - robertelee (04/17/2015) [-]
he still dont give a shit
#104 - I just said don't near her twat. other parts of her body is st… 04/15/2015 on Sex education 0
#103 - that **** doesn't contain sperm in itself. only one dam… 04/15/2015 on Sex education 0
#80 - pulling out does work. It's all about self control and followi…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Sex education -8
User avatar #119 - thegamegestapo (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, no.

This is what we call risk taking in the real world.
User avatar #94 - newpulse (04/15/2015) [-]
All that shit to tell him to take the dick out and cum against a wall or some shit
User avatar #104 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
I just said don't near her twat. other parts of her body is still viable. besides it's more of an intense orgasm anyway for me if i pull out and she finishes me off with her hands.
User avatar #91 - syntheticdoll (04/15/2015) [-]
You forgot that during sex usually there's precum which can contain sperm and that doesn't only leak out before sex but during, that's what causes most trouble.
Usually pulling out is advised for couples who don't particulary want a kid but wouldn't mind one.
User avatar #103 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
that shit doesn't contain sperm in itself. only one damn thing in your body produces sperm and that's your testicles. precum is the equivalent of women's self lubrication. the reason it does carry sperm is if there's stil some in the urethra from a previous session. but if you piss, that should be enough to either expel the sperm or kill it due to the acidity of your urine which is higher than a woman's acidity level in her vagina. I've done my research. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years. we do it like the discovery channel every 2-3 weeks. and no kids! I've done my hw.
#77 - I've seen tumblr posts of trannys saying they're experiencing …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Sex education +23
User avatar #108 - atma (04/15/2015) [-]
well that's obviously an extreme case (and extreme cases gather on Tumblr)
it seemed like a weird agenda to push at the end of an otherwise funny post, though
#125 - quoterox (04/15/2015) [-]

Stating medical fact is not an agenda.

It is merely fact that an individual without functioning ovaries/womb/vagina cannot become pregnant.

Just as stating fact about biology is not transphobic chrome says that's not a word by the way , stating that homosexual relationships cannot produce children save through outside means is not homophobic, or stating that black people have a higher risk of sickle-cell anemia is not racist.

Fact of the matter is, truth knows no bias. Facts are never biased, only the interpretation of them is.
#169 - atma (04/15/2015) [-]
I... know that men can't get pregnant
I'm talking about people whose gender fits outside of the binary
Many people identify closer to one side of the spectrum or the other, or in between, and they're happier that way. Legal representation is slowly becoming a bigger and bigger thing for them. It's impeding progress to write them off as special snowflakes and treat them as subhuman.
#271 - a poison tipped kunai? really? in dragon ball where goku was s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Old days vs New.. 0
User avatar #295 - schneidend (04/06/2015) [-]
I said needle. And, diamond-tipped, also chakra-infused. The guy with the axe wasn't a ki user, and the axe wasn't in any way magical or special. Naruto, on the other hand, is a chi-user and has access to all sorts of bizarre weaponry that likely would not shatter on Goku's body when used by a trained ninja. Besides, you can't really argue that Goku can blow up planets, because he's constantly holding back enough and limiting his strategies so that he DOESN'T do that. Granted, he's only limiting himself to mountain-obliterating levels of power a lot of the time, which is still a lot more than what Naruto can do without conscious effort. But, Naruto's opponent isn't a mountain, it's a person with more or less human anatomy, and Naruto's skillset is designed to disable or kill human beings. He doesn't have to blow up a mountain, just break Goku's skin once or fool him enough times to sneak attack and wear him down.

Look, I'm not saying Naruto wrecks Goku nine times out of ten, but playing devil's advocate and suggesting that if Naruto used every tool in a ninja's toolbox he could theoretically defeat Goku in the same way Batman could theoretically defeat Superman.
#268 - i swear to god people always forget one thing. these people ca… 04/06/2015 on Old days vs New.. 0

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User avatar #13 - notorc (01/06/2015) [-]
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