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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#3 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on brushie brushie 0
#6 - Today, yesterday, tomorrow, three weeks from now, last Saturda… 06/20/2013 on What do we say to the God... 0
#6 - Just the way it smacks the buttons  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Monkey buys juice +31
User avatar #10 - rangerofthesea (06/20/2013) [-]
ikr...i was laughing for like ten minutes at that
#21 - You fail math test?! You take vacation!! 06/19/2013 on An island just for me! +48
#108 - Maybe all toys are Quantum Locked  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Witty title +2
#114 - skilletpanhead (06/19/2013) [-]
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Oh shit nigger.
#1873 - Male HELL ******* YES 06/18/2013 on Would you? 0
#54 - If you're thinking of the same Robert Downey Jr. as the rest o… 06/17/2013 on im with ironman +2
#31 - Android compatible? Will get for android. 06/15/2013 on Funny junk dream 0
#54 - If a brick stops working as a brick what the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Xbox One VS A brick +11
User avatar #86 - theadziu (06/15/2013) [-]
An Xbox One.
User avatar #80 - EpicAnon (06/15/2013) [-]
A brick, didn't you read the chart?
#61 - bronybox (06/15/2013) [-]
A pile or rubble? A slightly more inferior brick to the glorious working brick master race? A brick that can no longer support its family and must work on the streets selling drugs so that it can get it's little brickling the help that it needs to grow big and strong and overcome inabilitoworkitis like it's paternal figure never could?
#18 - Forgot to mention >not an overused meme >or a … 06/14/2013 on This Content +1
#17 - Comment deleted 06/14/2013 on This Content 0
#6 - M&Ms Military Munchies 06/14/2013 on Fun Fact 2 0
#17 - Im excited to leave microsoft, I feel betrayed  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Leaving Xbox for PS +18
User avatar #38 - superunclesam (06/14/2013) [-]
I don't feel betrayed so much as I feel microsoft lost sight of what's important for a gamer in favor of being money hungry bitches. Sony entertainment seems run by actual gamers while microsoft is run by businessmen.
User avatar #26 - yuudaihorum (06/14/2013) [-]
#70 - Close but not quite. It's purified water that has been coo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Epic ice science trick +22
#161 - pennydragon (06/14/2013) [-]
Not bad, not bad. Thanks for explaining that one.
#148 - themongoose (06/14/2013) [-]
Almost. It doesn't need impurities, it needs irregularities (like a mineral or even a scratch in the bottle or glass) or something to change (movement) so that it will begin nucleation. That's why sometimes all it needs is to be disturbed.
#170 - nnsfw (06/14/2013) [-]
after reading the top two comments and their replies, i learned that if one would stick his dick in that substance, one would trigger nucleation and would find his dick trapped in a frozen nightmare.


am i close?
User avatar #213 - themongoose (06/14/2013) [-]
Close. If you look closely it doesn't turn completely solid (even though he says it does in the video). It makes more of a slush the farther away from the ice cube the reaction goes. The reaction actually gives off heat and stops when it reaches 0 degrees C (because it can no longer freeze). For the whole thing to freeze it would have to be very VERY supercooled.

tl;dr you would probably make sort of an angry-sharp-shard-clad ice dildo, but it wouldn't be trapped.
#223 - nnsfw (06/14/2013) [-]
aaah! i see!

so the reason it works with an ice cube is because the cube is already cold compared to the substance, so it will not lose any heat into it. it just has to deal with the heat given off by the reaction itself (+ heat from the environment).

thank you, good sir! i will not be having my dick frozen, after all!
#160 - wiredguy (06/14/2013) [-]
Nucleation.
This provided a somewhat fulfilling session on Wikipedia.

Free energy, huh? Also fun.
The name was misleading for a second.
User avatar #244 - thinegame (06/14/2013) [-]
ice is negative energy

heat = energy
ice = cold

the water's moving to a more stable, less energetic state by turning to ice.
#56 - I'm proud of the scars my metal bears. 06/09/2013 on opo +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on Get Your Shit Together, Dan ! +135
#78 - tonythai (06/09/2013) [-]
#86 - Lower the caliber equals higher the survival rate.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Voting 0
#102 - aaronvan (06/07/2013) [-]
Not necessarily
the .22 which i believe is the smallest one up there is actually quite deadly and is known to actually bounce around inside of the skull if i remember correctly.
User avatar #123 - chuca (06/07/2013) [-]
yea, that's how the mafia use to execute people

i'm pretty sure it's a guaranteed kill because it just scrambles the brain or something like that
#263 - Phanact is real?! I thought he was just a legend!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on GIMME DA COLOURED TEXT +1
#272 - ataliania (06/05/2013) [-]
Seriously?
#48 - >>Implying intelligent life is on that planet.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/02/2013 on imagine -32
User avatar #125 - babbysmithy (06/02/2013) [-]
Says the brony.
User avatar #104 - TheFixer (06/02/2013) [-]
well the conditions are correct. although by our standards of intelligence if worms are living there then its a class 5 inhabited planet lol.
#101 - ludislavonac (06/02/2013) [-]
#77 - rihardololz (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - threadz (06/02/2013) [-]
it might be. Kepler 22B is one of the best candidates for life support planets.
User avatar #68 - christheace (06/02/2013) [-]
Something I've always wondered was, why would all life need conditions similar to humans? According to humans
User avatar #103 - TheFixer (06/02/2013) [-]
all life wouldnt. but life similar to human life would need similar conditions to exist. people like to have things to releate to and or relate things to themselves. everyone does it thats why we look for similarities with our planet in relation to other planets we're hoping to find a planet to either A colonize or B other life forms that are similar enough to us to either breed with or so we can exchange ideas/technology/resourses.
User avatar #248 - InflictorOfPain (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I totally want my cock in alien vagoo.
User avatar #69 - threadz (06/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't (probably). But we are almost certain that intelligent life can thrive on a planet with conditions similar to Earth.
User avatar #70 - christheace (06/02/2013) [-]
I see. Cool.
User avatar #65 - phunkyzilla (06/02/2013) [-]
Please for the love of politically correct posting on the internet please get a different implying reply image for non-brony/poni boards
User avatar #56 - duudegladiator (06/02/2013) [-]
Die.
#243 - Eating other pokemon savage. 06/02/2013 on Best Of Pokémon Fusion 0
#124 - GUYS GUYS What if like Nintendo made a Pokemon game where …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Best Of Pokémon Fusion +4
User avatar #216 - kittywithclaws (05/26/2013) [-]
pokemonfusion.wikia.com/wiki/

It's already a fan made game
User avatar #198 - bigmanfifty (05/26/2013) [-]
how savage are we talking here?
User avatar #243 - DJKitty (06/02/2013) [-]
Eating other pokemon savage.
#69 - They'd save a fortune on writing his lines. 05/25/2013 on This Would Be Interesting 0
#31 - I actually like the way it looks.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2013 on It's Uncanny +74
User avatar #95 - danbonifant (05/23/2013) [-]
It has a minimalistic look, I like it too.
#89 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
ya i like the look too but the size, there were times it looked smaller but it looks huge in most pictures
#86 - masdercheef (05/23/2013) [-]
I personally think that it could only get better if it looked like one of these, or something.
User avatar #87 - masdercheef (05/23/2013) [-]
(or the 360, of course)
#61 - weefee (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - squalllionhart (05/22/2013) [-]
i think it looks pretty sleek
#78 - Comment deleted 05/22/2013 on Vegans 0
#58 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation +1
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User avatar #115 - allofthefish (07/13/2013) [-]
i was going through old comments on the item board and saw your name. would you trade me your wyrm statues for anything?
User avatar #117 to #115 - DJKitty ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds good
feel free to make offers for more items
User avatar #120 to #117 - allofthefish (07/14/2013) [-]
i have no idea of any of the values of those, i just know i dont have most of them
User avatar #121 to #120 - DJKitty ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither but i like the tickets
User avatar #118 to #117 - allofthefish (07/14/2013) [-]
i will, thank you
User avatar #119 to #118 - DJKitty ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
anytime
User avatar #116 to #115 - DJKitty ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
sure make me an offer
User avatar #109 - khl (03/09/2013) [-]
Hey bro

Do you still collect items ?
User avatar #110 to #109 - DJKitty ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Not as much anymore
I'm willing to trade
User avatar #111 to #110 - khl (03/09/2013) [-]
Ok that's fine

Are you selling that 0 point text item, I think its something like "Im fabulous and..."
User avatar #113 to #111 - DJKitty ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Pleasure doing buisness with you
User avatar #114 to #113 - khl (03/09/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man :D
User avatar #112 to #111 - DJKitty ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Indeed I am
Make me an offer
#103 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #103 - DJKitty ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
well you dont really have any items i want, so sorry but ill pass
#101 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 to #101 - DJKitty ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
if the price is right i'm selling everything
except my singes
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User avatar #96 to #95 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
becauase i put the wrong items
i sent a new one
User avatar #97 to #96 - kenada (10/31/2012) [-]
accepted <3
User avatar #98 to #97 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
and we're good :)
i also need 4 corrupt souls
i dont suppose you'd like to trade me?
User avatar #99 to #98 - kenada (10/31/2012) [-]
Trying to collect so I can make a blue pony as well, sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
alrighty
worth a shot
User avatar #89 - yeahitsmitch (10/28/2012) [-]
Would you trade your advanced circuit board for fiends? And Im also selling them for 25 RITs a piece.
User avatar #90 to #89 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
I only have one advanced circuit so no
But I'll sell rits for fiends
User avatar #91 to #90 - yeahitsmitch (10/28/2012) [-]
Well cool I'll sell Fiends for 25 RITs each
User avatar #92 to #91 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
sounds good
send the trade for as many fiends as you'd like to part with
User avatar #93 to #92 - yeahitsmitch (10/28/2012) [-]
Well you have 466 RITs, so for 450 thatd be 18 Fiends, but I will trade you my spare 21 Fiends for 450 if you wish
User avatar #94 to #93 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
sounds great send it
User avatar #87 - zakvanloocke (10/20/2012) [-]
Thanks man! What would you want for that corrupt soul? :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
how abut an elder bat scroll and some mystery boxes?
User avatar #84 - lesmusiceetrend (10/19/2012) [-]
I'm only selling 1 key. And Iron chest.
User avatar #86 to #84 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
that works too
User avatar #85 to #84 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
alright then
how many for a key?
User avatar #80 - fivefs ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Thoughts on those hooves, what you might want from my list or what you might trade for the ones you wanted?
User avatar #81 to #80 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like the angel chest for both hooves.
User avatar #82 to #81 - fivefs ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Nope, sorry kinda view keys and chests as big items I already have picked up a good amount of hooves for a lot less then that
User avatar #83 to #82 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Alrighty
User avatar #79 - frozenpickle (10/13/2012) [-]
accept or decline please
User avatar #78 - anustraveller ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
How much for the wooden chest ?
User avatar #68 - beny (10/11/2012) [-]
what do you want ?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
Nothing at all
User avatar #38 - smlsbrgnbrgn (10/10/2012) [-]
my orange hoof for your blue hoof
User avatar #39 to #38 - smlsbrgnbrgn (10/10/2012) [-]
**smlsbrgnbrgn rolls 474**
User avatar #40 to #39 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
How about your orange hoof for my white hoof?
That way you'll have 4 orange and 4 white.
User avatar #42 to #40 - smlsbrgnbrgn (10/10/2012) [-]
2 out of 3?
User avatar #29 - seveer (10/07/2012) [-]
Now that I look I don't think that you would be willing to trade anything that I would want for the tail >_< It is worth considerably more than the demon or other things that you offered.
User avatar #30 to #29 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Well maybe the tail and a few other things for a faceless spirit?
User avatar #31 to #30 - seveer (10/07/2012) [-]
What other things would you want? Offer?
User avatar #32 to #31 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
How does a blue pony tail, 4 angelic ingots, wooden chest, demon head, and a few ores sound?
User avatar #33 to #32 - seveer (10/07/2012) [-]
Chest is not for sale, sorry. Anything else?
User avatar #34 to #33 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Replace the chest with your demonic and angelic ores?
User avatar #35 to #34 - seveer (10/07/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I need to keep at least the demonic ores.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Well then I guess I'll have to pass.
Thanks though
User avatar #37 to #36 - seveer (10/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for your time.
#25 - vadohd (10/06/2012) [-]
How about 1 bar and some ores? 200000k for 25000 kinda unfair
User avatar #24 - hackrobotman ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
**** NO YOU DUMBASS. IS YOUR NAME BRICK AND SIBLINGS' ROSE AND DAISY?
User avatar #26 to #24 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you too.
User avatar #20 - thecole (10/06/2012) [-]
I'd advise against using that key and chest now. You know how to make angelic and demonic chests right?
User avatar #21 to #20 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
I know how to make them
Now all i need to do is get enough ingots
User avatar #17 - krizz (10/05/2012) [-]
booooo
User avatar #18 to #17 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Hey I want to keep that key
I have only one
User avatar #19 to #18 - krizz (10/05/2012) [-]
:(
User avatar #11 - frozenpickle (10/05/2012) [-]
i thought you wanted a demon chest, a torso... :/
User avatar #12 to #11 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
silly i mean chests like boxes
User avatar #13 to #12 - frozenpickle (10/05/2012) [-]
i saw, why do you want the empty ones?
User avatar #14 to #13 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
because you can craft them into new ones
User avatar #15 to #14 - frozenpickle (10/05/2012) [-]
well, you can have it, but if i were you i wouldn't spend 15 evil ingots on an empty chest, its cheaper to use 10 ingots on a wooden chest + key :P
User avatar #16 to #15 - DJKitty ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
thanks mang
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