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Age: 78
Date Signed Up:12/10/2009
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:The center of the earth
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#149 - Picture 04/11/2014 on n00bz +11
#167 - >Playing FF14 for the first time >First people i see…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online +2
User avatar #186 - Noon (04/11/2014) [-]
I rolled with "Biggus Dickus" for about a month before they started enforcing name restrictions.
#15 - AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Hat Has Chosen a New Owner +1
User avatar #17 - flambenobunaga (04/10/2014) [-]
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
#25 - Picture 04/10/2014 on sorry I'm late, had to wash... +2
#62 - Fuckers deserved it 04/10/2014 on holocaust 0
#10 - pornerino pls 04/08/2014 on o...o 0
#29 - >PC >GTA5 04/07/2014 on This is me in GTA +9
#93 - Missed the best part  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on No ragrets. +17
User avatar #172 - swagexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
gotta love the "hate free environment"
#171 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
Wow! They're acting... exactly like people on FJ do.
#153 - skilletpanhead (04/08/2014) [-]
#118 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
I bet their tears are delicious.
#95 - itsmepapaone (04/07/2014) [-]
Jensen's face when he's married.
#30 - Picture 04/06/2014 on m'lady +12
#5 - Picture 04/05/2014 on sims 3 ... amen! +29
#11 - >Legend of Dragoon >my nigga  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Nostalgia +6
User avatar #12 - monswine (04/05/2014) [-]
I finally beat that 4 disc masterpiece last year. I always got stuck and bored and sold it for store-credit. Then bought it back again later to finish my quest. Never happened. My brother eventually picked it up at the pawnshop. At first I considered his a fool's journey but nostalgia got the better of me and I eventually discovered the game is pretty easy when you are 22 and able to figure out additions. towards the end I decided I wanted to see all the additions for ever character so I maxed them out by farming near save and heal points. Turns out by spending hours and hours doing so I got so much xp and money the rest of the game was pig simple. Glad to see it has fans out there who don't just consider it a shitty final fantasy copy.
#8 - I never did any of these things 04/05/2014 on FatCat, enlarge plz +38
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Technical Problems +6
User avatar #18 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Egoraptor, right?
User avatar #25 - spacepixel (04/02/2014) [-]
Actually, it's god.
User avatar #27 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
How can that be god when I'm god?
#76 - You aren't niggernazi. You aren't even close  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Dat ass was fat +2
User avatar #96 - chimpaflimp (03/31/2014) [-]
Aww shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. More FT reaction pics.
#14 - "Oh shit, there goes the planet again" 03/31/2014 on Where is this in the movie?... +1
#4 - I'm glad they ended Futurama. Not because it was a bad show, b…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Futurama's 15th Birthday +22
#10 - atomicman (03/29/2014) [-]
It had ups and downs in my opinion. Some episodes were so incredibly boring to watch, almost painful seeing them try to be funny. Bit like Family guy.

While others were quite good. If I had to choose from South park, Futurama, Simpsons or Family guy it'd easily be South park.
#9 - roarflmao (03/29/2014) [-]
4th Movie ending masterrace of endings
User avatar #6 - darealsnooki (03/29/2014) [-]
I agree. Family Guy is sadly turning that way, too
User avatar #8 - fuzzyballs (03/29/2014) [-]
I think family guy started out that way and kinda stayed on the same level
#7 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
It turned that way years ago.
#15 - As in how is it potentially a spoiler if you are literally spo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Senketsu is best gril +16
User avatar #16 - darkoblivion (03/29/2014) [-]
i wished to express how i felt about the ending, since it gives away the ending i put potential spoiler as in read at your own risk. if your trying to say i should have just put spoiler alert i get what your saying other than that i see no point to this conversation.
User avatar #44 - fuckyouthatswhy (03/29/2014) [-]
yeah but it's spoiler not potential spoiler, it spoils something that happens at the end
#29 - I'm sure you're a perfectly well adjusted, non-high functionin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on multi kill +1
#51 - asick (03/28/2014) [-]
Close but no cigar.

I have high functioning assburgers.

Everything else is about right, except the normal thing, no one is ever normal...

...you're the vampire chick right?

Will you use those teeth of yours and bite my dick?

Biting off is optional but not preferred.
#116 - Nah, it's real. I just checked his real twitter 03/27/2014 on Thanks Facebook 0
#40 - I like your profile picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Sergeant Jose +3
User avatar #41 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/27/2014) [-]
i didnt notice yours! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#33 - Titanfall is actually really fun. I don't know if that's…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Sergeant Jose +2
User avatar #37 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/26/2014) [-]
titanfall's kickass welcome to the brotherhood
User avatar #40 - DJFatcat (03/27/2014) [-]
I like your profile picture
User avatar #41 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/27/2014) [-]
i didnt notice yours! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#119 - Heard this so many times playing Fire emblem before i knew abo… 03/26/2014 on The only way to play Silver! 0
#51 - Picture 03/23/2014 on Analogies, Ahoy! +19
#36 - Holy shit, you have no idea. Before i knew about holding down … 03/20/2014 on Goodtime +2
#35 - Fucking Roger Jr. 03/20/2014 on Dirty Kangaroo +2

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User avatar #20 - DJFatcat ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - DJFatcat ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
#10 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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waddup
#11 to #10 - DJFatcat ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Oh my god, i thought you were dead


Hello
#12 to #11 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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I AM!

AHEUAHEAEUAEUHAHEHAHH
#13 to #12 - DJFatcat ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to talk to a dead person
I've always wanted to talk to a dead person
#14 to #13 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
well now you can

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORTAL, I MAY GRANT YOU THREE WISHES
#15 to #14 - DJFatcat ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Okay...First wish...I want Concubines

several
#16 to #15 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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your wish is granted mortal

although now you have chainsaws for hands
#17 to #16 - DJFatcat ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
That saves me my second wish.   
   
I now wish for a yacht to fuck said concubines on
That saves me my second wish.

I now wish for a yacht to fuck said concubines on
#18 to #17 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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wish granted
#5 - djfatcatreturns (12/31/2011) [-]
Here lies an account banned wrongfully
Here lies an account banned wrongfully
User avatar #6 to #48 - DJFatcat ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
AW SHIT SON I'M BACK
#7 to #49 - djfatcatreturns (03/13/2012) [-]
FUCKING Kony, the Ugandan hero
#8 to #7 - DJFatcat ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Nah bro, it's cool
Nah bro, it's cool
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