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CyborgNinja

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#104 - > Blue dress with those red boots 1 hour ago on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#112 - You have to spend money to fix a lot of **** around the…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on They keep slippin' on a... 0
User avatar #157 - dominatorxxx (1 hour ago) [-]
You're right maybe if we stop bailing out banks that fuck up, and stop sending money over seas we could
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#33 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on Smug Bastard +24
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#79 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
Was expecting something interesting, but this just wasted 2 minutes of my life.
User avatar #85 - ugoboom (6 hours ago) [-]
homestar runner isn't something you can just get by watching a random clip

you gotta go all in
#74 - thrifty (9 hours ago) [-]
Even the sound compression hits me in the feels.
#34 - secretdestroyers (17 hours ago) [-]
God I love Homestar Runner!
#64 - Hollywood movies don't tend to be accurate, so I give them a pass 05/23/2015 on Best movie ever 0
#290 - Picture 05/22/2015 on asdasdasda +1
#47 - Np man. The struggle is real, and it helps to have people give… 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#43 - Start doing what I said first, but then you'll need to be doin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
User avatar #44 - jaytothadee (05/22/2015) [-]
Ok thank you man Its appreciated
User avatar #47 - CyborgNinja (05/22/2015) [-]
Np man. The struggle is real, and it helps to have people give you some advice. Just remember: its not about completely giving up your diet; its about moderating it.
#32 - Cut down your sugars, cut down on any carbonated drinks, repla…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express +1
User avatar #42 - jaytothadee (05/22/2015) [-]
what would the best way to lose stomach weight or make it look thinner because the only weight that bugs me is my lovehandles im ok with everything else
User avatar #84 - pitchdark (05/22/2015) [-]
Cardio is seriously the best way. You can be strict on your diet all you want, but that doesn't always keep you healthy, only skinny. Cutting out rice, potatoes and whole grain bread is just stupid. Aim to be healthy, with good stamina, to increase your life energy and general happiness. Alternatively go to the guy if you want muscles, but as an addition.


Eating healthier and cutting out stuff like energy drinks does help, but ultimately, it's exercise that gets you in great shape. Biking most places you go, or go for a swim a couple of days a week should be enough to get you where you want. If you're fat, it might take longer and dieting is slightly more important at the beginning, as well as moderation in exercise.


If you give me numbers, what you're willing to do, and your time schedule, I can set up a routine for you. or you can simply do cardio every day and drink water whenever you normally would've gotten anything carbonated.
#67 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
Contrary to popular belief, you can't spot treat fat. Where your body stores fat is determined primarily by diet and genetics. Belly fat accumulates mostly because of (1) excess carbohydrate intake and (2) stress. CyborgNinja is right about cutting down sugars. Also cut down on "white foods," bread, pasta, rice, potatoes, etc. They are complex carbs, which your body breaks down to simple carbs, aka sugar. Eat more meat, fish and green leafy vegetables and try to get 8-9 hours of sleep every night.
Good luck, bro!
User avatar #43 - CyborgNinja (05/22/2015) [-]
Start doing what I said first, but then you'll need to be doing workouts focused on the abdomen area. Unfortunately, I am not the one to ask about that :/
User avatar #44 - jaytothadee (05/22/2015) [-]
Ok thank you man Its appreciated
User avatar #47 - CyborgNinja (05/22/2015) [-]
Np man. The struggle is real, and it helps to have people give you some advice. Just remember: its not about completely giving up your diet; its about moderating it.
#31 - > See Vargskelethor vineshroom > Swell with bones an… 05/20/2015 on what happend to ZOOM +3

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