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Troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

I'm a troll, but sometimes when I get lazy I like pissing people off.


#@$%^&*(*&^%$#%$^&*(&^%$%^&*

Let's leave our name in history of FJ. Just like animal did.

latest user's comments

#162 - Yes. But I like drowning dogs, they're ******* hi…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2010 on D'AWWWW -3
#164 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
That's racist, offensive and sick.
Go die please
User avatar #165 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
Drowning dogs - funny.
Drowning cats - funnier.
People dying - not funny.
User avatar #167 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
no one likes people, they are all assholes like you
if you die i will be happy
#169 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
HEY HEY HEY, FUCK YOU, slut.
Cats/dogs' lives aren't as important as lives of humans. So eat shit.
User avatar #179 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
have you seen i am legend?
User avatar #180 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
lol yes, when the dog died i was laughing my ass of. Funniest shit ever.
#183 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
fuck off plz
#186 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
U MAD? U MAD NIGGA hAHAHAHAHAHAHHahaHAhahahahAHhahahAHAHAhahaha
#182 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
you need to die!!! i will now kill a asshole for every negative thumb you get
#189 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#192 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
#185 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
#157 - Aw man, I wanted that dog to die.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2010 on D'AWWWW -23
#174 - MegaUltraBuilder has deleted their comment.
#155 - Shut the hell up, this isn't youtube.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/04/2010 on D'AWWWW -2
#160 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
the fuck you talking about
I'm just saying that saving a dow isn't funny
do you think it's funny?
did you lol?
DID YOU??
User avatar #162 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
Yes. But I like drowning dogs, they're fucking hilarious. Fucking bitch ass nigger.
#164 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
That's racist, offensive and sick.
Go die please
User avatar #165 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
Drowning dogs - funny.
Drowning cats - funnier.
People dying - not funny.
User avatar #167 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
no one likes people, they are all assholes like you
if you die i will be happy
#169 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
HEY HEY HEY, FUCK YOU, slut.
Cats/dogs' lives aren't as important as lives of humans. So eat shit.
User avatar #179 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
have you seen i am legend?
User avatar #180 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
lol yes, when the dog died i was laughing my ass of. Funniest shit ever.
#183 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
fuck off plz
#186 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
U MAD? U MAD NIGGA hAHAHAHAHAHAHHahaHAhahahahAHhahahAHAHAhahaha
#182 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
you need to die!!! i will now kill a asshole for every negative thumb you get
#189 - Crux (12/04/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#192 - Paczilla (12/04/2010) [-]
#185 - ithinkimfunny (12/04/2010) [-]
#306 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2010 on Saddest Thing Ever -12
#323 - VersusTheWorld (12/03/2010) [-]
Fuck you and the homeless men sleeping under your balls.
#56 - aha klassno. 12/03/2010 on Loves His Job 0
#49 - Aw, I wanted to be the first one to comment but nevermind :/ 12/02/2010 on melohhdeee's profile 0
#54 - Ya sam iz uzbekistana, jivu v floride.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2010 on Loves His Job 0
User avatar #55 - FloggingMolly (12/02/2010) [-]
Ya tam jel cacda ya doomayo mne bela 3 leta.
User avatar #56 - Crux (12/03/2010) [-]
aha klassno.
#11 - Where aha?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2010 on KazahkRussian's profile 0
User avatar #12 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Las Vegas. Got to 115 F in the summer -__-

#9 - you live in US?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2010 on KazahkRussian's profile 0
User avatar #10 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Yup.

In the Effin Desert too -__-
User avatar #11 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
Where aha?
User avatar #12 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Las Vegas. Got to 115 F in the summer -__-

#7 - haha yeah, I speak both Russian and Uzbek. But been living …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2010 on KazahkRussian's profile 0
User avatar #8 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Lucky :O

I can't speak Kazakh. Wish I could but I can't. I'm learning to speak French and German right now :D (More focused on French)
User avatar #9 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
you live in US?
User avatar #10 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Yup.

In the Effin Desert too -__-
User avatar #11 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
Where aha?
User avatar #12 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Las Vegas. Got to 115 F in the summer -__-

#5 - I'm Uzbek lol  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2010 on KazahkRussian's profile 0
User avatar #6 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Oooooo I have a friend from Uzbekistan :D

She can't speak the language since technically she's Russian but meh, still kind of fits xD
User avatar #7 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
haha yeah, I speak both Russian and Uzbek.
But been living in US for a while now.
User avatar #8 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Lucky :O

I can't speak Kazakh. Wish I could but I can't. I'm learning to speak French and German right now :D (More focused on French)
User avatar #9 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
you live in US?
User avatar #10 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Yup.

In the Effin Desert too -__-
User avatar #11 - Crux (12/01/2010) [-]
Where aha?
User avatar #12 - KazahkRussian (12/01/2010) [-]
Las Vegas. Got to 115 F in the summer -__-

#184 - I don't give a **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2010 on Internet entertainment +9
#582 - kingofhyrule (11/30/2010) [-]
on a scale of 1 to giving a fuck, one would express my emotional connection to this subject as -4i(0/0)
#190 - dividerofmacaroni (11/30/2010) [-]
I give a negative shit.
#218 - randomosity (11/30/2010) [-]
#35 - Nobody in this world will ever know if god exists or not until…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2010 on God Likes Athiests More. +4
User avatar #37 - EpicWin (11/29/2010) [-]
Where as I am an agnostic-theist. Which in my case means I believe in a higher power but I'm not sure which kind and don't follow a particular religion...
Just wanted to offer an example from the other side for anyone reading this.
#36 - AnonymousDonor (11/29/2010) [-]
okay so then id call myself Agnostic-Catholic? because i realize humans could never actually prove/disprove his existence, but id rather follow "his" teachings since aquiescing to the superego's morality as well as the id provides a fuller happiness in harmony with all three psychological areas whereas ignoring the superego leaves people unhappy? idk lol id still call that a full catholic....
#51 - anonymous (11/29/2010) [-]
If his existence can't be proved and can be easily disproved i.e. science, then he doesn't exist. *SPOILER ALERT* Religion was made up to control people.
User avatar #60 - hailhisnoodliness (11/29/2010) [-]
Although it is impossible to prove the existance of god there is a fuck lot of evidence against him. for example the bible is meant to be the word of god but most of the stuff in it is false or the facts are so shaky because they were written years after the death of a man who may not have even existed
#76 - AnonymousDonor (11/29/2010) [-]
sigh you both just completely missed the point. first, there is nothing in science that "easily disproves" the existence of God. secondly, #60 is almost absolutely right in that the Bible is not a factual knowledge base for understanding God and cannot be used to prove/disprove anything, as it is written entirely by humans. now what i was trying to say is that it doesnt matter whether or not God exists because the way of life that the church preaches is, believe it or not, good for your health because it ascribes a sense of happiness to all areas of the psyche instead of just one. of course this is so long that nobody will bother to read much less give a halfway competent counterargument so fuck it whatever
#116 - Oh I'm just making sure. It's just quite sad that people don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2010 on Bieber Win +2
#323 - Edzone (11/29/2010) [-]
You are so pathetic, get out of your own arse and enter the real world asshole.
#114 - If you're talking to me and you agree with shhakezula then I'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2010 on Bieber Win +6
#115 - DrYamak (11/29/2010) [-]
The criticism was pointed towards shhakezula, i agree with you man, no need for such language xD

Anyway, sorry for not pointing that out
User avatar #116 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
Oh I'm just making sure. It's just quite sad that people don't know simple stuff like 4th grade math.
#323 - Edzone (11/29/2010) [-]
You are so pathetic, get out of your own arse and enter the real world asshole.
#32 - Actually Agnostic means you just don't know if god exists or n…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2010 on God Likes Athiests More. +6
User avatar #40 - ratmage (11/29/2010) [-]
Literally, an agnostic is a person who believes in god, but believes nothing can be known about it. Thanks 11th grade vocabulary book
#34 - AnonymousDonor (11/29/2010) [-]
wait a minute that means that anyone who knows anything about God is agnostic ... are you saying that people are actually stupid and arrogant enough to think they can have true factual knowledge about the existence of God?
User avatar #35 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
Nobody in this world will ever know if god exists or not until they die. Agnostics will all agree on that. That's the main basic knowledge that you should know about every agnostic.

I, for example, am Agnostic-Atheist. Which simply means that I don't know if god exists or not, but I rather live my life as if he doesn't exist than wasting my time praying and believing in deity that never proved his existence.
User avatar #37 - EpicWin (11/29/2010) [-]
Where as I am an agnostic-theist. Which in my case means I believe in a higher power but I'm not sure which kind and don't follow a particular religion...
Just wanted to offer an example from the other side for anyone reading this.
#36 - AnonymousDonor (11/29/2010) [-]
okay so then id call myself Agnostic-Catholic? because i realize humans could never actually prove/disprove his existence, but id rather follow "his" teachings since aquiescing to the superego's morality as well as the id provides a fuller happiness in harmony with all three psychological areas whereas ignoring the superego leaves people unhappy? idk lol id still call that a full catholic....
#51 - anonymous (11/29/2010) [-]
If his existence can't be proved and can be easily disproved i.e. science, then he doesn't exist. *SPOILER ALERT* Religion was made up to control people.
User avatar #60 - hailhisnoodliness (11/29/2010) [-]
Although it is impossible to prove the existance of god there is a fuck lot of evidence against him. for example the bible is meant to be the word of god but most of the stuff in it is false or the facts are so shaky because they were written years after the death of a man who may not have even existed
#76 - AnonymousDonor (11/29/2010) [-]
sigh you both just completely missed the point. first, there is nothing in science that "easily disproves" the existence of God. secondly, #60 is almost absolutely right in that the Bible is not a factual knowledge base for understanding God and cannot be used to prove/disprove anything, as it is written entirely by humans. now what i was trying to say is that it doesnt matter whether or not God exists because the way of life that the church preaches is, believe it or not, good for your health because it ascribes a sense of happiness to all areas of the psyche instead of just one. of course this is so long that nobody will bother to read much less give a halfway competent counterargument so fuck it whatever
#107 - 1,068,044 That's how many people thumbed. It means that 1 m…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2010 on Bieber Win +13
#137 - shhakezula has deleted their comment.
#113 - DrYamak (11/29/2010) [-]
Sigh... you shouldn't have skipped those maths lessons back in 4th grade...
User avatar #114 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
If you're talking to me and you agree with shhakezula then I'm seriously going to chop off my fucking dick because I don't want my kids to be growing up in a society full of dumbshits like you.
#115 - DrYamak (11/29/2010) [-]
The criticism was pointed towards shhakezula, i agree with you man, no need for such language xD

Anyway, sorry for not pointing that out
User avatar #116 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
Oh I'm just making sure. It's just quite sad that people don't know simple stuff like 4th grade math.
#323 - Edzone (11/29/2010) [-]
You are so pathetic, get out of your own arse and enter the real world asshole.
#60 - sickipedia. 11/29/2010 on Do muslims? 0
#103 - You really need to go back to school if you don't know the dif…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/29/2010 on Bieber Win -1
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#109 - Lombax (11/29/2010) [-]
100 million has eight 0's. 1 million has six 0's
Those are six digit numbers.
User avatar #107 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
1,068,044 That's how many people thumbed.
It means that 1 million, 68 thousand and 44 people voted.

Now go back to middle school.
#137 - shhakezula has deleted their comment.
#113 - DrYamak (11/29/2010) [-]
Sigh... you shouldn't have skipped those maths lessons back in 4th grade...
User avatar #114 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
If you're talking to me and you agree with shhakezula then I'm seriously going to chop off my fucking dick because I don't want my kids to be growing up in a society full of dumbshits like you.
#115 - DrYamak (11/29/2010) [-]
The criticism was pointed towards shhakezula, i agree with you man, no need for such language xD

Anyway, sorry for not pointing that out
User avatar #116 - Crux (11/29/2010) [-]
Oh I'm just making sure. It's just quite sad that people don't know simple stuff like 4th grade math.
#323 - Edzone (11/29/2010) [-]
You are so pathetic, get out of your own arse and enter the real world asshole.
#181 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2010 on Pikas, pikas everywhere. -21
#241 - FenixChief (11/27/2010) [-]
Everybody on FunnyJunk loves Pokemon.

You are not a FunnyJunkien.

Get Out.
#222 - crosknight (11/27/2010) [-]
#204 - KakashiHatake (11/27/2010) [-]
So are you but nobody else is complaining about it
User avatar #205 - KakashiHatake (11/27/2010) [-]
(p.s. pokemon isn't gay)
User avatar #183 - makiener (11/27/2010) [-]
You're gay.
#52 - kak dela? ti russkiy?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2010 on Loves His Job 0
User avatar #53 - FloggingMolly (12/02/2010) [-]
Kinda. Ya radelsa va San Diego usa, nu maya ma radelas va Usbekistani. Maya babushka jevot na Ukraini, e Moy pa tosha va usbekisatni radilsa e jel.
User avatar #54 - Crux (12/02/2010) [-]
Ya sam iz uzbekistana, jivu v floride.
User avatar #55 - FloggingMolly (12/02/2010) [-]
Ya tam jel cacda ya doomayo mne bela 3 leta.
User avatar #56 - Crux (12/03/2010) [-]
aha klassno.
#44 - I'm Russian. Back when I live in Russia we used to watch this …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2010 on Loves His Job +1
User avatar #48 - FloggingMolly (11/26/2010) [-]
Privet!
User avatar #52 - Crux (11/27/2010) [-]
kak dela? ti russkiy?
User avatar #53 - FloggingMolly (12/02/2010) [-]
Kinda. Ya radelsa va San Diego usa, nu maya ma radelas va Usbekistani. Maya babushka jevot na Ukraini, e Moy pa tosha va usbekisatni radilsa e jel.
User avatar #54 - Crux (12/02/2010) [-]
Ya sam iz uzbekistana, jivu v floride.
User avatar #55 - FloggingMolly (12/02/2010) [-]
Ya tam jel cacda ya doomayo mne bela 3 leta.
User avatar #56 - Crux (12/03/2010) [-]
aha klassno.
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User avatar #46 - poic (11/26/2010) [-]
FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica
#31 - He's 12, what's that? 11/26/2010 on Seems Legit. 0
#30 - Forced meme is forced. 11/26/2010 on The Penguin Gang -5
#120 - Why is cat saying less than 3 of him and hand turkey? 11/26/2010 on Happy Thanksgiving +3

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