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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/23/2010
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Troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

I'm a troll, but sometimes when I get lazy I like pissing people off.


#@$%^&*(*&^%$#%$^&*(&^%$%^&*

Let's leave our name in history of FJ. Just like animal did.

latest user's comments

#225 - gay 09/15/2010 on No hearts . . . -5
#35 - Thanks, I was struggling there a little. 09/11/2010 on Who? +2
#882 - ew 09/11/2010 on That's Why I Never Look At... 0
#72 - if you visit 4chan, and I mean 4chan, not just /b/, you will r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2010 on Fight What 0
#74 - StrictClubBouncer (09/11/2010) [-]
Whatever man, the fact that I waste time on FJ is bad enough, if I switch to 4chan my social life will be over.
#68 - read all the comments, FJ is always trying to be like 4chan, y…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2010 on Fight What -1
User avatar #71 - StrictClubBouncer (09/11/2010) [-]
at least the comments are funny and not CP
#73 - Womens Study Major (09/11/2010) [-]
Your an idiot, fj is pretty much just a little kid version of /b/ and /b/ rarely has cp and when it does it's reported and deleted soon after it's posted
User avatar #72 - Crux (09/11/2010) [-]
if you visit 4chan, and I mean 4chan, not just /b/, you will realize that they're pretty damn funny too, and I've been there for at least 2 years and saw CP max 5-10 times. Trust me, they delete it as soon as it's posted.
#74 - StrictClubBouncer (09/11/2010) [-]
Whatever man, the fact that I waste time on FJ is bad enough, if I switch to 4chan my social life will be over.
#47 - Thanks! 09/11/2010 on The L word +1
#44 - ?? I'm serious.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2010 on The L word +4
User avatar #45 - buttfreckle (09/11/2010) [-]
scott pilgrim
User avatar #47 - Crux (09/11/2010) [-]
Thanks!
#42 - which movie was this from?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2010 on The L word 0
User avatar #43 - niggerhaterman (09/11/2010) [-]
obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #44 - Crux (09/11/2010) [-]
?? I'm serious.
User avatar #45 - buttfreckle (09/11/2010) [-]
scott pilgrim
User avatar #47 - Crux (09/11/2010) [-]
Thanks!
#64 - yeah it must have something to do with you being from Canada, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2010 on powerhousevodka's profile 0
User avatar #71 - bme (09/26/2010) [-]
its a trap
#62 - Damn, you're pretty popular vvv :P  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2010 on powerhousevodka's profile 0
User avatar #63 - powerhousevodka (09/09/2010) [-]
yeah i'm not sure why!
User avatar #64 - Crux (09/09/2010) [-]
yeah it must have something to do with you being from Canada, you know how all Canadians are really popular...it's like TOTALLY not because you're a girl, I mean like for sure! :P
User avatar #71 - bme (09/26/2010) [-]
its a trap
#317 - nah, you have to be smart to become scientist, it doesn't take…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2010 on So true! 0
#368 - Womens Study Major (09/11/2010) [-]
and college doesnt count as training?
#196 - look at all these soft ass pussies thumbing me down, it's just…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2010 on So true! -9
#257 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
Go back to sucking your balls or whatever gay things you do in socer
User avatar #224 - Stabb (09/08/2010) [-]
If you're better than us why are you even on the freggin internet wasting your time arguing with us? Go back to playing with your balls.
User avatar #206 - xAnonymousTrollx (09/08/2010) [-]
your calling us "soft pussies" dude you play soccer... the PUSSIEST sport ever created
#203 - FatmanJim (09/08/2010) [-]
dude. calm the fuck down. you remind me of my football coach. he's got plates in this back and bars in his neck so he cant face you unless he turns his whole body. theres a difference between running a ball and doing fucking quantum mechanics. it should take you 20 years to become good enough to go pro, but it takes scientists 40 to barely reach their potential. go fuck a blender
#194 - Ight. 09/08/2010 on So true! 0
#173 - I am calm, I just don't like when people talk **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2010 on So true! -1
User avatar #176 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
i'm not talking shit about soccer as a whole, i'm talking about the jerkoffs at the world cup.

I know what it feels like to be offended like you are, i get that all the time being a guitarist and people think they're badass after playing guitar hero.

IN SHORT: no offense to you, offense to the fakers.

ALSO: I used to play soccer in highschool, there's no need for assumptions on what i can or cant do.
User avatar #194 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
Ight.
#171 - Dude not all soccer players act, yes I agree, world cup 2010 w…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2010 on So true! -1
User avatar #172 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
dude, i'm just making a reference to the world cup, just calm the fuck down, it was a joke.
User avatar #173 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
I am calm, I just don't like when people talk shit about stuff that they can't do.
User avatar #176 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
i'm not talking shit about soccer as a whole, i'm talking about the jerkoffs at the world cup.

I know what it feels like to be offended like you are, i get that all the time being a guitarist and people think they're badass after playing guitar hero.

IN SHORT: no offense to you, offense to the fakers.

ALSO: I used to play soccer in highschool, there's no need for assumptions on what i can or cant do.
User avatar #194 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
Ight.
#163 - Says a fat ass behind his computer that has no life and plays …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2010 on So true! -1
User avatar #165 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
that's a good generalization, but i don't care to argue.

but seriously, world cup 2010: worst acting ever.
User avatar #171 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
Dude not all soccer players act, yes I agree, world cup 2010 was fucking gayest world cup ever, but you can't say all soccer players dive. If you watched world cup, you would've seen Robben not giving up, he was hit INSIDE of the box, he could've gotten penalty, but no he didn't dive and kept going trying to score. He didn't succeed but that's not the point, my point is he could have easily pretended he got hurt and get a PK then win World Cup, but he didn't choose to. So don't assume that every soccer player is "diver".
User avatar #172 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
dude, i'm just making a reference to the world cup, just calm the fuck down, it was a joke.
User avatar #173 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
I am calm, I just don't like when people talk shit about stuff that they can't do.
User avatar #176 - TheEndComplete (09/08/2010) [-]
i'm not talking shit about soccer as a whole, i'm talking about the jerkoffs at the world cup.

I know what it feels like to be offended like you are, i get that all the time being a guitarist and people think they're badass after playing guitar hero.

IN SHORT: no offense to you, offense to the fakers.

ALSO: I used to play soccer in highschool, there's no need for assumptions on what i can or cant do.
User avatar #194 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
Ight.
#162 - bro I'm 5"5, 125 pounds, EVERYONE said I will never make …  [+] (29 new replies) 09/08/2010 on So true! -35
#245 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
yes, but to make that much money as a scientist, you would have to spend about 7-9 years in college, along with probably 2-4 years as an intern(and good colleges that teach you the stuff you need as a scientists take a whole shitload more money than 3 years of soccer training) you would have to probably work nights in order to pay your rent and college fees and food bills, and after all of that you would probably make enough money to go to college in a month. I would have to say that that's a whole helluva lotta work. Athletes like Michael Jordan could sign a contract and make more money than a scientist would make in a year, without actually working.
User avatar #317 - Crux (09/09/2010) [-]
nah, you have to be smart to become scientist, it doesn't take skill, skill is an ability that has been acquired by training.
#368 - Womens Study Major (09/11/2010) [-]
and college doesnt count as training?
User avatar #249 - Abtakeova (09/08/2010) [-]
listen man im an athlete too but i have to say it takes more skill to be a scientist than an athlete think about it you can 8 10 and suck at bball and make it to the NBA you can have IQ of 310 and still be confused as f@ck when learning about the laws of relativity. srry skill goes to scientist.
User avatar #251 - Abtakeova (09/08/2010) [-]
derp *law
#239 - amazingleeraymond (09/08/2010) [-]
#233 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #230 - Stabb (09/08/2010) [-]
Hey guess what? I'm a musician. It's harder. I know because I play both basketball and Band. You have to understand an assload of shit and having the ability to play an instrument well. With soccer, you just kick some balls. I don't know how fun that is to you, but I prefer making music than playing with some balls. We may have our own preferences, but I'm not bragging about my hard work and shit because no one cares. Go shove some homosexual lemurs up your ass while slapping yourself with a fish riding an elephant into a fire.
#228 - bluekisses (09/08/2010) [-]
even better
#226 - bluekisses (09/08/2010) [-]
#214 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
Dude, really? I don't remember anyone ever saying it was easy to be an athlete Chill. It's funny. Joke. Don't take everything so seriously. Oh and maybe you could have spent more time on your education and gotten an academic scolorship. Maybe could have helped you prepare for collage too.

Just sayin.
#209 - LedZepHead (09/08/2010) [-]
Crux Im really happy for ya and imma let you finish, but no one gives a shit,
#201 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
buddy its soccer... you could be 5'0 and 95 pounds there is virtually no contact... pretty much all you have to have is good stamina and a good understanding of the game (with soccer it doesnt take a genious to understand it)
User avatar #205 - xAnonymousTrollx (09/08/2010) [-]
this is my anonymous post... i forgot to sign in :P
#200 - DoggyBouncer (09/08/2010) [-]
#198 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #196 - Crux (09/08/2010) [-]
look at all these soft ass pussies thumbing me down, it's just thumbs, they don't mean shit, I'm still better than you in every way possible.
#257 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2010) [-]
Go back to sucking your balls or whatever gay things you do in socer
User avatar #224 - Stabb (09/08/2010) [-]
If you're better than us why are you even on the freggin internet wasting your time arguing with us? Go back to playing with your balls.
User avatar #206 - xAnonymousTrollx (09/08/2010) [-]
your calling us "soft pussies" dude you play soccer... the PUSSIEST sport ever created
#203 - FatmanJim (09/08/2010) [-]
dude. calm the fuck down. you remind me of my football coach. he's got plates in this back and bars in his neck so he cant face you unless he turns his whole body. theres a difference between running a ball and doing fucking quantum mechanics. it should take you 20 years to become good enough to go pro, but it takes scientists 40 to barely reach their potential. go fuck a blender
#195 - WISDOMANON (09/08/2010) [-]
so,i take it you didnt get the joke?
#190 - SinisterHugs (09/08/2010) [-]
#185 - theshermanator (09/08/2010) [-]
#184 - yomamasucks (09/08/2010) [-]
queer
#183 - SirFuckALot (09/08/2010) [-]
#181 - themassivefail (09/08/2010) [-]
#179 - TigerMann (09/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #167 - Heath (09/08/2010) [-]
....and that's how I met your mother!
#105 - yeah, what did it say? 09/07/2010 on xMASTERxANONx's profile 0
#1 - ahahahaha 09/06/2010 on hurrrrrrr 0
#526 - true true true not middle class, so false false, i… 09/06/2010 on YOU ARE 0
#245 - You just need to understand it, you can't compare twilight to …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2010 on Twilight Equals Soccer +9
#260 - DesmondWolfe (09/04/2010) [-]
Delivered.
#265 - Womens Study Major (09/04/2010) [-]
he said BABY koala. not a fully grown adult
#102 - ohh, what's his name though?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2010 on BAWWWWWWWWWWWW 0
User avatar #107 - MisfitsFan (08/31/2010) [-]
Neil Patrick Harris
#103 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2010) [-]
NPH
#100 - I'm really not sure, but I saw this guy's picture a lot here a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2010 on BAWWWWWWWWWWWW 0
User avatar #101 - shapow (08/31/2010) [-]
Thats becuase a lot of his roles, Tv and bigscreen include him being good with chicks
User avatar #102 - Crux (08/31/2010) [-]
ohh, what's his name though?
User avatar #107 - MisfitsFan (08/31/2010) [-]
Neil Patrick Harris
#103 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2010) [-]
NPH
#97 - Dude do me a favor, I tried to find out who this guy is and wh…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2010 on BAWWWWWWWWWWWW 0
User avatar #98 - shapow (08/31/2010) [-]
Harold And Kumar, lol You said movie not show, which narrowed it down to the 2 H&K movies :)
User avatar #100 - Crux (08/31/2010) [-]
I'm really not sure, but I saw this guy's picture a lot here and on 4chan, they always say stuff like "even tho he is gay he can get more pussy than anybody else" etc
User avatar #101 - shapow (08/31/2010) [-]
Thats becuase a lot of his roles, Tv and bigscreen include him being good with chicks
User avatar #102 - Crux (08/31/2010) [-]
ohh, what's his name though?
User avatar #107 - MisfitsFan (08/31/2010) [-]
Neil Patrick Harris
#103 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2010) [-]
NPH
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