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| #169 - No, but you can find a good end, and each faction besides the … [+] (1 new reply) | 10/21/2015 on Sems about right. | 0 |
| #168 - Did you even read what i posted? I said that if one of them … | 10/21/2015 on Sems about right. | -1 |
| #45 - >doing things other than play Fallout 4 after it comes out.… [+] (2 new replies) | 10/21/2015 on FJ in three weeks | 0 |
 My computer wouldn't be able to handle it. So I have to wait for my Uncle to buy it in order to play it. | ||
| #127 - In a universe of evil neutral is the new good [+] (3 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | 0 |
 to be fair, they're all only evil because they're all at war with eachother that's the core of Warhammer 40K War you can't try to find a "good" faction in that No, but you can find a good end, and each faction besides the Tau and the Eldar to my knowledge dont think of the end goal as what you do afterwards, but as simply winning, which means they are consumed by war, and are doomed to stay in it. | ||
| #89 - Arent the chaos gods the only deities though? Even if The Empr… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | +1 |
 Yeah the God Emperor is just a very powerful human, with amazing capabilities; the Gods are an actual cluster fuck of warp energy So technically and that is a very big technicality, they would be the good guys since they dont stand against anyone better and they are just different forms of mental fucks | ||
| #86 - I've always thought of the Eldar as the best when it comes to … [+] (2 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | 0 |
| Did you even read what i posted? I said that if one of them took over they would would most likely lead a stagnant universe with no development, Khorne would kill everything over time leaving only his highest esteemed warriors alive before he finally bores and kills them and thusly is the worst candidate, Nurgle would just fill it with pestilence and then let it sit once its as filthy as it can get and wallow in it, And while it would be filthy, it would also be a life filled universe with no chance of failure. Slaanesh would have the second best universe as he would make sure that everyone is pleased in every way imaginable and a few more, but thats all that would happen and no growth past that. But Also like i said in my post Tzeentch would lead probably the best universe out of all of the races, no bars on what anyone can study, no limits on test subjects, immortal scientists and sorcerors, all for the pursuit for forbidden knowledge, which would require normal knowledge to understand. You are a a fool who see's nothing more in the universe than the wanton slaughter of its many pigs and has been blinded by its short term rewards, blind to the universe of power that could be opened to you. Tzneentch is the warp, Tzneentch is the ebb and flow of the universe, Tzneentch is the god of gods and maker of the unknown and you would doubt his rule? You are a fool. | ||
| #83 - But if intent dictates good and evil then theres only one evil… [+] (9 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | +1 |
| I don't think the tyranids are really good or evil. They're more "alien" and only care about reproducing. They're pretty much an intergalactic virus. they kill every living thing and devour planets that's pretty goddamn evil Look at what ebola does your body. That's horrific, but nobody's going to call ebola evil. It just a virus that exists solely to propagate itself. Tyranids are the same way. I'm not saying it's okay, mind you. But if you count simple "intent" they're no more evil than, say, the orks or dark eldar. ...Has something changed? Last time I checked they really weren't intelligent. I mean yeah, they could plan and strategize but the Hive Mind wasn't any sort of mind as humans know it. Actually, Dark Eldar were probably a bad example since they're probably one of the most evil intent-wise. Since, you know, they're actually a bunch of sadistic monsters. Yeah but that would also mean the Demons aren't evil because they're just being made that way by their all powerful leader, like the Tyranids.... So basically the only evil race is the Humans.... Arent the chaos gods the only deities though? Even if The Emprah is worshiped like one he was almost killed, something i've never even heard of in relation to the CGs. So wouldnt that mean that chaos is 'good' in that universe? Yeah the God Emperor is just a very powerful human, with amazing capabilities; the Gods are an actual cluster fuck of warp energy So technically and that is a very big technicality, they would be the good guys since they dont stand against anyone better and they are just different forms of mental fucks | ||
| #80 - >> #79 [+] (4 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | 0 |
 hobo space elves doesn't really seem like an equation for evil. But I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate if they had the power to conquer the Universe. I've always thought of the Eldar as the best when it comes to running an interstellar empire, though if one of the chaos gods was able to assume direct control of all chaos forces I'd hope for Tzneech so it isnt an empire of stagnation they would probably run it very well. Did you even read what i posted? I said that if one of them took over they would would most likely lead a stagnant universe with no development, Khorne would kill everything over time leaving only his highest esteemed warriors alive before he finally bores and kills them and thusly is the worst candidate, Nurgle would just fill it with pestilence and then let it sit once its as filthy as it can get and wallow in it, And while it would be filthy, it would also be a life filled universe with no chance of failure. Slaanesh would have the second best universe as he would make sure that everyone is pleased in every way imaginable and a few more, but thats all that would happen and no growth past that. But Also like i said in my post Tzeentch would lead probably the best universe out of all of the races, no bars on what anyone can study, no limits on test subjects, immortal scientists and sorcerors, all for the pursuit for forbidden knowledge, which would require normal knowledge to understand. You are a a fool who see's nothing more in the universe than the wanton slaughter of its many pigs and has been blinded by its short term rewards, blind to the universe of power that could be opened to you. Tzneentch is the warp, Tzneentch is the ebb and flow of the universe, Tzneentch is the god of gods and maker of the unknown and you would doubt his rule? You are a fool. | ||
| #79 - Well in a universe of space demons, angry fungus, hobo space e… [+] (16 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | +3 |
| Well personally I always say that the Orks are the least evil of all races, because they are engineered with no moral code, they aren't doing what they do to be malicious or evil, for power or money... They just enjoy fighting They dont exterminate races, or planets, they simply want to fight shit  orcs multiply quickly, if left alone, they could easily swarm the universe. no but they are like rabbits, if you dont hunt them down they become serious problem Still they may be retard and murderous, and they are the biggest problem faced by the galaxy as a whole but they aren't evil... Just really really stupid But if intent dictates good and evil then theres only one evil Tyranid. But i do agree with you a bit. I don't think the tyranids are really good or evil. They're more "alien" and only care about reproducing. They're pretty much an intergalactic virus. they kill every living thing and devour planets that's pretty goddamn evil Look at what ebola does your body. That's horrific, but nobody's going to call ebola evil. It just a virus that exists solely to propagate itself. Tyranids are the same way. I'm not saying it's okay, mind you. But if you count simple "intent" they're no more evil than, say, the orks or dark eldar. ...Has something changed? Last time I checked they really weren't intelligent. I mean yeah, they could plan and strategize but the Hive Mind wasn't any sort of mind as humans know it. Actually, Dark Eldar were probably a bad example since they're probably one of the most evil intent-wise. Since, you know, they're actually a bunch of sadistic monsters. Yeah but that would also mean the Demons aren't evil because they're just being made that way by their all powerful leader, like the Tyranids.... So basically the only evil race is the Humans.... Arent the chaos gods the only deities though? Even if The Emprah is worshiped like one he was almost killed, something i've never even heard of in relation to the CGs. So wouldnt that mean that chaos is 'good' in that universe? Yeah the God Emperor is just a very powerful human, with amazing capabilities; the Gods are an actual cluster fuck of warp energy So technically and that is a very big technicality, they would be the good guys since they dont stand against anyone better and they are just different forms of mental fucks | ||
| #76 - Vacuum in my background synced with the no and sounded incredible. | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | +2 |
| #74 - I havent read any Tau lore, they're the only race i havent but… [+] (30 new replies) | 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. | +3 |
| to be fair, they're all only evil because they're all at war with eachother that's the core of Warhammer 40K War you can't try to find a "good" faction in that No, but you can find a good end, and each faction besides the Tau and the Eldar to my knowledge dont think of the end goal as what you do afterwards, but as simply winning, which means they are consumed by war, and are doomed to stay in it. Yeah basically they're the only 'democracy' but however its pretty much a dictatorship where a very small amount of the Tau actually hold any real power but they do sort of accept other races and species into there society.... Except they do cut off their genitals.... They're kinda good but still Well in a universe of space demons, angry fungus, hobo space elves, giant space bugs, ancient space skeletons, and crazy humans, space fascists telling everyone to put their fucking guns down seems like the lesser evil. So i guess that does make it the greater good. Well personally I always say that the Orks are the least evil of all races, because they are engineered with no moral code, they aren't doing what they do to be malicious or evil, for power or money... They just enjoy fighting They dont exterminate races, or planets, they simply want to fight shit orcs multiply quickly, if left alone, they could easily swarm the universe. no but they are like rabbits, if you dont hunt them down they become serious problem Still they may be retard and murderous, and they are the biggest problem faced by the galaxy as a whole but they aren't evil... Just really really stupid But if intent dictates good and evil then theres only one evil Tyranid. But i do agree with you a bit. I don't think the tyranids are really good or evil. They're more "alien" and only care about reproducing. They're pretty much an intergalactic virus. they kill every living thing and devour planets that's pretty goddamn evil Look at what ebola does your body. That's horrific, but nobody's going to call ebola evil. It just a virus that exists solely to propagate itself. Tyranids are the same way. I'm not saying it's okay, mind you. But if you count simple "intent" they're no more evil than, say, the orks or dark eldar. ...Has something changed? Last time I checked they really weren't intelligent. I mean yeah, they could plan and strategize but the Hive Mind wasn't any sort of mind as humans know it. Actually, Dark Eldar were probably a bad example since they're probably one of the most evil intent-wise. Since, you know, they're actually a bunch of sadistic monsters. Yeah but that would also mean the Demons aren't evil because they're just being made that way by their all powerful leader, like the Tyranids.... So basically the only evil race is the Humans.... Arent the chaos gods the only deities though? Even if The Emprah is worshiped like one he was almost killed, something i've never even heard of in relation to the CGs. So wouldnt that mean that chaos is 'good' in that universe? Yeah the God Emperor is just a very powerful human, with amazing capabilities; the Gods are an actual cluster fuck of warp energy So technically and that is a very big technicality, they would be the good guys since they dont stand against anyone better and they are just different forms of mental fucks They have an interesting methods. They are for this "greater good". But Tau are pretty fucking ruthless, and just as agressive against non-tau as anybody else. I'm sure all races would like peace at the end, but Tau has a concept that everybody should have peace by force. hobo space elves doesn't really seem like an equation for evil. But I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate if they had the power to conquer the Universe. I've always thought of the Eldar as the best when it comes to running an interstellar empire, though if one of the chaos gods was able to assume direct control of all chaos forces I'd hope for Tzneech so it isnt an empire of stagnation they would probably run it very well. Did you even read what i posted? I said that if one of them took over they would would most likely lead a stagnant universe with no development, Khorne would kill everything over time leaving only his highest esteemed warriors alive before he finally bores and kills them and thusly is the worst candidate, Nurgle would just fill it with pestilence and then let it sit once its as filthy as it can get and wallow in it, And while it would be filthy, it would also be a life filled universe with no chance of failure. Slaanesh would have the second best universe as he would make sure that everyone is pleased in every way imaginable and a few more, but thats all that would happen and no growth past that. But Also like i said in my post Tzeentch would lead probably the best universe out of all of the races, no bars on what anyone can study, no limits on test subjects, immortal scientists and sorcerors, all for the pursuit for forbidden knowledge, which would require normal knowledge to understand. You are a a fool who see's nothing more in the universe than the wanton slaughter of its many pigs and has been blinded by its short term rewards, blind to the universe of power that could be opened to you. Tzneentch is the warp, Tzneentch is the ebb and flow of the universe, Tzneentch is the god of gods and maker of the unknown and you would doubt his rule? You are a fool. | ||
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