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#7 - Same way, only when you pull the trigger the tip goes back and…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2015 on slav ivane 0
#19 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
No, of course not. How would you even handle the recoil?

All it does is vibrate very hard.
#41 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
It's a hammer drill.
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#27 - heartlessrobot (08/07/2015) [-]
I imagine it would be little more than a pneumatic handheld jackhammer.
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#22 - kyubii (08/06/2015) [-]
Can handle recoil of mosin, but not of tiny jackhammer? Slav logic.
#71 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
Compares single action recoil of a rifle with tens of vibrations per second for prolonged use of a tool with a design intended for short bursts of work showing that the never used one. Shows that he knows shit about any real work.

Compares everything to a shitty gun. Amerifag logic.
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#83 - kyubii (08/07/2015) [-]
It's a joke, piss off anon.
#15 - The majority of my diet is bread, dairy (Mainly cheese) and re… 08/06/2015 on Title -1
#2 - Hit that just out of spite. 08/06/2015 on Went through my messages... +7
#13 - With the amount of weight in a vehicle carrying her i would be… 08/06/2015 on Tess Munster 0
#9 - Picture 08/06/2015 on Buttcheek on a stick 0
#40 - My gender fluid best friend god damn was learning that a… 08/06/2015 on Cringe comp +1
#50 - **CrowbarNinja used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **CrowbarNinja rol… 08/06/2015 on Pawn shop +1
#126 - Fukkin love me my centennial state. 08/05/2015 on Fatties +4
#94 - Picture 08/05/2015 on *Jewing intensifies* +2
#9 - Picture 08/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
#34 - Picture 08/03/2015 on I'm probably going to hell 0
#12 - Picture 08/03/2015 on its better be prepared +10
#370 - Though Sanders seems good, but we'll have to see what congress…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on California drought 0
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#404 - europeisquitenice (08/04/2015) [-]
Sanders? I'm sorry but you lost me there. When it comes to the US politics I know only a few things (+ the foreign policy obviously). EU is my main focus and believe me there is more than enough shit to be focused on...
#369 - Yeah, the way i see it we wont have a good voting pool for ano…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2015 on California drought 0
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#405 - europeisquitenice (08/04/2015) [-]
Same here. I'm really fed up with choosing the "lesser evil"...
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#370 - CrowbarNinja (08/03/2015) [-]
Though Sanders seems good, but we'll have to see what congress looks like if he even makes it, and if he is even as good as he says.
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#404 - europeisquitenice (08/04/2015) [-]
Sanders? I'm sorry but you lost me there. When it comes to the US politics I know only a few things (+ the foreign policy obviously). EU is my main focus and believe me there is more than enough shit to be focused on...
#52 - BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BIIILLL NYYE. THE SCIENCE GUUY BI… 08/03/2015 on BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBIL... 0
#53 - But i work out so that i can eat junk food, i dont need gains,… 08/03/2015 on Fitness Humor +2
#121 - And Colorado came out of its ten year drought. 08/03/2015 on California drought +2
#118 - Implying any politician wants to fix these issues.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2015 on California drought 0
#340 - europeisquitenice (08/03/2015) [-]
There are a few exceptions but they fail mostly because:
A) Media doesn't like them = average Joe won't ever vote for them
B) There aren't enough of them to re-take all the important functions so even if they do get into the office they still can't do shit...
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#369 - CrowbarNinja (08/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, the way i see it we wont have a good voting pool for another 60 to 100 years, and thats if we can make our children mostly good people, but it will still take fucking forever because of the ripples the baby boomers have left. I will vote for a third party though, i dont care if i throw my vote away, logically if i do it other people do it, and since im adding to that number, logically it will grow until its shown these votes are actually doing something to the polls. It will just take a while.
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#405 - europeisquitenice (08/04/2015) [-]
Same here. I'm really fed up with choosing the "lesser evil"...
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#370 - CrowbarNinja (08/03/2015) [-]
Though Sanders seems good, but we'll have to see what congress looks like if he even makes it, and if he is even as good as he says.
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#404 - europeisquitenice (08/04/2015) [-]
Sanders? I'm sorry but you lost me there. When it comes to the US politics I know only a few things (+ the foreign policy obviously). EU is my main focus and believe me there is more than enough shit to be focused on...
#120 - My rating system: Great, nice, good, cool, meh. 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#119 - Any time period, i dont like the 'One man against the world' s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#121 - animesource (08/05/2015) [-]
This doesn't look easy.

Mecha on civilian level? Sounds like Mobile Police Patlabor: The Movie myanimelist.net/anime/1095/Mobile_Police_Patlabor:_The_Movie . For me first movie was the best, while sequels degraded in quality.

Considering your comment about Appleseed I might suggest Texhnolyze myanimelist.net/anime/26/Texhnolyze and maybe Jin-Rou myanimelist.net/anime/570/Jin-Rou .

If you don't mind magic and stuff then I think Witch Hunter Robin myanimelist.net/anime/7/Witch_Hunter_Robin might be your thing.

Maybe Gunslinger Girl myanimelist.net/anime/134/Gunslinger_Girl ? It's slightly sci-fi: government picks out certain orphan girls (or victims or murder/etc.) and modifies them to become assassins.

I can try to come up with more if you need. WebM unrelated.
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#120 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
My rating system: Great, nice, good, cool, meh.
#117 - By all means dude, that would be awesome!  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#118 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
Maybe you could give more details on what you like / dislike?
Maybe list of your favourite anime series?
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#119 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
Any time period, i dont like the 'One man against the world' story trope, if there is fighting it better be well choreographed. My perfect anime would be a mecha, but only is its on a civilian level, police, militia, or just a mad scientist. Intellectual girl is best girl. As for favorite anime: Princess Mononoke I shant dissect it Akira any anime that gives me a thought induced headache after the second viewing is great. Appleseed Drum and Bass is my shit, guns are my shit, sci-fi is my shit, cybernetics are my shit, and the story is great as well. Samurai Champaloo Story wasnt cookie cutter, the protagonists didnt have plot armor as hard as most, dem fights, dem music, and the dialogue didnt feel like i lost anything in translation, in both the sub and dub. Cowboy Bebob Cowboy Bebop Death Note A good thought fight is as good as a good gun fight, logical plot armor to a nice extent. unique story, and dem music. Great character development No Game No Life nice thought action, nice story, got hyped Log Horizon The fights are meh, but the rules of the game are described well and adhered to, good character development, good thought action, but got boring a bit after the middle of the season and only picked up for the last few episodes. moe Appleseed Alpha Same great stuff that was in Appleseed, but the story doesnt have as much polish and it didnt feel as good both during and after watching it. Just a bit too far with the tech level, but thats just a setting problem. Rideback was looking good until the "you and your mech are linked" trope came into play, and then it was meh.
As for my distastes: School Days Boring, meaningless dialogue for so fucking loooong, just for a meh yandere. was fun to laugh at the protagonist and all of his mistakes, though that could have just been the weed and friend that actually got me through it. Sword Art Online that guy protagonist, not enough elaboration on the game and its rules early on and just felt like they were excuses to do stuff later on. Rape as a story arc is not fun viewing. fights were meh.
I also want to mention a few things: Maria the Virgin Witch has some cool shit, its armor, and fights are the most accurate i have ever seen and would make it so fun to watch if it wasnt for all of the faff that is its story, so i havent watched more than a few episodes. Terraformars would be cool if it wasnt maxi-racist, Attack on Titan is action packed, but would be more entertaining if it were sci fi.
#121 - animesource (08/05/2015) [-]
This doesn't look easy.

Mecha on civilian level? Sounds like Mobile Police Patlabor: The Movie myanimelist.net/anime/1095/Mobile_Police_Patlabor:_The_Movie . For me first movie was the best, while sequels degraded in quality.

Considering your comment about Appleseed I might suggest Texhnolyze myanimelist.net/anime/26/Texhnolyze and maybe Jin-Rou myanimelist.net/anime/570/Jin-Rou .

If you don't mind magic and stuff then I think Witch Hunter Robin myanimelist.net/anime/7/Witch_Hunter_Robin might be your thing.

Maybe Gunslinger Girl myanimelist.net/anime/134/Gunslinger_Girl ? It's slightly sci-fi: government picks out certain orphan girls (or victims or murder/etc.) and modifies them to become assassins.

I can try to come up with more if you need. WebM unrelated.
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#120 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
My rating system: Great, nice, good, cool, meh.
#115 - Sweet, thanks for saving me the hours of watching **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#116 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
I can suggest more stuff if you want. I watched a lot of stuff so I might come up with something fun: myanimelist.net/animelist/Zaoshi
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#117 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
By all means dude, that would be awesome!
#118 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
Maybe you could give more details on what you like / dislike?
Maybe list of your favourite anime series?
User avatar
#119 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
Any time period, i dont like the 'One man against the world' story trope, if there is fighting it better be well choreographed. My perfect anime would be a mecha, but only is its on a civilian level, police, militia, or just a mad scientist. Intellectual girl is best girl. As for favorite anime: Princess Mononoke I shant dissect it Akira any anime that gives me a thought induced headache after the second viewing is great. Appleseed Drum and Bass is my shit, guns are my shit, sci-fi is my shit, cybernetics are my shit, and the story is great as well. Samurai Champaloo Story wasnt cookie cutter, the protagonists didnt have plot armor as hard as most, dem fights, dem music, and the dialogue didnt feel like i lost anything in translation, in both the sub and dub. Cowboy Bebob Cowboy Bebop Death Note A good thought fight is as good as a good gun fight, logical plot armor to a nice extent. unique story, and dem music. Great character development No Game No Life nice thought action, nice story, got hyped Log Horizon The fights are meh, but the rules of the game are described well and adhered to, good character development, good thought action, but got boring a bit after the middle of the season and only picked up for the last few episodes. moe Appleseed Alpha Same great stuff that was in Appleseed, but the story doesnt have as much polish and it didnt feel as good both during and after watching it. Just a bit too far with the tech level, but thats just a setting problem. Rideback was looking good until the "you and your mech are linked" trope came into play, and then it was meh.
As for my distastes: School Days Boring, meaningless dialogue for so fucking loooong, just for a meh yandere. was fun to laugh at the protagonist and all of his mistakes, though that could have just been the weed and friend that actually got me through it. Sword Art Online that guy protagonist, not enough elaboration on the game and its rules early on and just felt like they were excuses to do stuff later on. Rape as a story arc is not fun viewing. fights were meh.
I also want to mention a few things: Maria the Virgin Witch has some cool shit, its armor, and fights are the most accurate i have ever seen and would make it so fun to watch if it wasnt for all of the faff that is its story, so i havent watched more than a few episodes. Terraformars would be cool if it wasnt maxi-racist, Attack on Titan is action packed, but would be more entertaining if it were sci fi.
#121 - animesource (08/05/2015) [-]
This doesn't look easy.

Mecha on civilian level? Sounds like Mobile Police Patlabor: The Movie myanimelist.net/anime/1095/Mobile_Police_Patlabor:_The_Movie . For me first movie was the best, while sequels degraded in quality.

Considering your comment about Appleseed I might suggest Texhnolyze myanimelist.net/anime/26/Texhnolyze and maybe Jin-Rou myanimelist.net/anime/570/Jin-Rou .

If you don't mind magic and stuff then I think Witch Hunter Robin myanimelist.net/anime/7/Witch_Hunter_Robin might be your thing.

Maybe Gunslinger Girl myanimelist.net/anime/134/Gunslinger_Girl ? It's slightly sci-fi: government picks out certain orphan girls (or victims or murder/etc.) and modifies them to become assassins.

I can try to come up with more if you need. WebM unrelated.
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#120 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
My rating system: Great, nice, good, cool, meh.
#113 - Man, i even revised this to make it shorter. 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#112 - Yeah, i deleted my sentence saying no slice of life for me. I …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Wearing pants is hard 0
#114 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
I see... These days those situations are a bit more common since it boosts sales.

May I also suggest Zetsuen no Tempest? It is set in Japan but I believe you're going to like it.

However if you insist on non-Japan setting that's a bit hard...
There is Hellsing that takes place in England.
Chrno Crusade takes plane in New York, but I doubt you will like this one.
Also Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom, but probably not your type either.
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#115 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks for saving me the hours of watching shit to get here.
#116 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
I can suggest more stuff if you want. I watched a lot of stuff so I might come up with something fun: myanimelist.net/animelist/Zaoshi
User avatar
#117 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
By all means dude, that would be awesome!
#118 - animesource (08/02/2015) [-]
Maybe you could give more details on what you like / dislike?
Maybe list of your favourite anime series?
User avatar
#119 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
Any time period, i dont like the 'One man against the world' story trope, if there is fighting it better be well choreographed. My perfect anime would be a mecha, but only is its on a civilian level, police, militia, or just a mad scientist. Intellectual girl is best girl. As for favorite anime: Princess Mononoke I shant dissect it Akira any anime that gives me a thought induced headache after the second viewing is great. Appleseed Drum and Bass is my shit, guns are my shit, sci-fi is my shit, cybernetics are my shit, and the story is great as well. Samurai Champaloo Story wasnt cookie cutter, the protagonists didnt have plot armor as hard as most, dem fights, dem music, and the dialogue didnt feel like i lost anything in translation, in both the sub and dub. Cowboy Bebob Cowboy Bebop Death Note A good thought fight is as good as a good gun fight, logical plot armor to a nice extent. unique story, and dem music. Great character development No Game No Life nice thought action, nice story, got hyped Log Horizon The fights are meh, but the rules of the game are described well and adhered to, good character development, good thought action, but got boring a bit after the middle of the season and only picked up for the last few episodes. moe Appleseed Alpha Same great stuff that was in Appleseed, but the story doesnt have as much polish and it didnt feel as good both during and after watching it. Just a bit too far with the tech level, but thats just a setting problem. Rideback was looking good until the "you and your mech are linked" trope came into play, and then it was meh.
As for my distastes: School Days Boring, meaningless dialogue for so fucking loooong, just for a meh yandere. was fun to laugh at the protagonist and all of his mistakes, though that could have just been the weed and friend that actually got me through it. Sword Art Online that guy protagonist, not enough elaboration on the game and its rules early on and just felt like they were excuses to do stuff later on. Rape as a story arc is not fun viewing. fights were meh.
I also want to mention a few things: Maria the Virgin Witch has some cool shit, its armor, and fights are the most accurate i have ever seen and would make it so fun to watch if it wasnt for all of the faff that is its story, so i havent watched more than a few episodes. Terraformars would be cool if it wasnt maxi-racist, Attack on Titan is action packed, but would be more entertaining if it were sci fi.
#121 - animesource (08/05/2015) [-]
This doesn't look easy.

Mecha on civilian level? Sounds like Mobile Police Patlabor: The Movie myanimelist.net/anime/1095/Mobile_Police_Patlabor:_The_Movie . For me first movie was the best, while sequels degraded in quality.

Considering your comment about Appleseed I might suggest Texhnolyze myanimelist.net/anime/26/Texhnolyze and maybe Jin-Rou myanimelist.net/anime/570/Jin-Rou .

If you don't mind magic and stuff then I think Witch Hunter Robin myanimelist.net/anime/7/Witch_Hunter_Robin might be your thing.

Maybe Gunslinger Girl myanimelist.net/anime/134/Gunslinger_Girl ? It's slightly sci-fi: government picks out certain orphan girls (or victims or murder/etc.) and modifies them to become assassins.

I can try to come up with more if you need. WebM unrelated.
User avatar
#120 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
My rating system: Great, nice, good, cool, meh.
User avatar
#113 - CrowbarNinja (08/02/2015) [-]
Man, i even revised this to make it shorter.
#126 - Its called GRENADES 08/02/2015 on Feels bad man. 0

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