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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:4/27/2010
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#42 - Cheating is ok if its one of those stupid half-broken wooden d…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2015 on Ghostbusters! +3
#90 - anonasdaasdasd (10/19/2015) [-]
I think the broken door thing is meant to be a joke
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#70 - vorarephilia (10/19/2015) [-]
"you need a higher lockpick skill to unlock this"
*door is barely held to frame*
"Ye nah I totally kicked this down with my 7 strength"
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#72 - CrowbarNinja (10/19/2015) [-]
I thumbed you up, but your username makes me feel like i did the wrong thing, i dont even remember what it means exactly, but i know i learned it in a very bad place.
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#82 - confusedasian (10/19/2015) [-]
I think it was something about a fetish for beating eaten alive.
#55 - You fools in the comments below are to weak to avoid sex or su…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2015 on Same +6
#60 - justtocomment (10/18/2015) [-]
>this amount of butthurt
>clearly jelly he lost his chance at wizard-status
What a loser. Probably lost his virginity at 15 because he thought carnal pleasure could compare to glory of becoming a wizard.
#172 - Farewell 10/18/2015 on when fallout 4 releases 0
#46 - Picture 10/18/2015 on help +3
#43 - Sounds like someone didnt git gud 10/18/2015 on Game Story 0
#59 - See ya 10/18/2015 on when fallout 4 releases 0
#60 - >> #58 looks like we wont have to worry about any adult… 10/18/2015 on meanwhile in syria 0
#59 - Isnt that just hitler youth vs the boy scouts all over again? 10/18/2015 on meanwhile in syria +1
#35 - Picture 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +6
#37 - ***** you aint one of us until you go balls deep. 10/18/2015 on alright black tweets comp 8 0
#116 - "the education system is bad"!? 10/18/2015 on I Have More Rage. 0
#41 - Im gonna be saying bye to all of you for at least a good week.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2015 on when fallout 4 releases 0
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#73 - fuzzyballs (10/18/2015) [-]
later bruh
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#172 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
Farewell
#56 - tsukaza (10/18/2015) [-]
Bye
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#59 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
See ya
#116 - Haha, already getting **** on. The community is pretty … 10/18/2015 on The so-called male feminists 0
#195 - But you must refine your tastes damn it! 10/18/2015 on EA's next title 0
#368 - I prefer your majesty, thank you. In all seriousness though, m… 10/18/2015 on trigger warning 0
#367 - Get out of my face 'sky-blue' bitch, i have fapped to some …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2015 on trigger warning -1
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#370 - skarba (11/05/2015) [-]
Let me educate you on this.
the state of being male or female (typically used with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones).
"traditional concepts of gender"
synonyms: sex
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#372 - CrowbarNinja (11/06/2015) [-]
Then this just means there are more than 2 sexes!
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#375 - skarba (11/06/2015) [-]
Ehm....
"the state of being male or female"
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#376 - CrowbarNinja (11/07/2015) [-]
Look, all of this is poinltless. We need a way to categorize the different things people want in a pertner, which is all this is. Gender and sex are two words that can easily be separated in meaning to accommodate this need.
#192 - I dont see any reason i provided as to why someone would want …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2015 on EA's next title 0
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#193 - clavatninenine (10/17/2015) [-]
As i say all the time to people with that mindset: if it wasnt good and people didnt still think it was worth playing...people wouldnt be playing it, especially not if they have to pay money for it.
#195 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
But you must refine your tastes damn it!
#52 - The **** is this 10/17/2015 on Deaf People Aren't Fine +9
#167 - I should have specified MMORPGs but the sub fee is *******…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2015 on EA's next title 0
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#178 - clavatninenine (10/17/2015) [-]
thats why millions and millions of people are still giving blizzard $15 a month.

Subscription fees provide the hierarchy of MMOs: The most successful can survive, and even thrive off of subscription fees. (See WoW)
The moderately successful try to charge a monthly fee, are brutally mauled to death by WoW for getting to close to it's cave, and then go Buy-2-Play. (See ESO)
The unsuccessful that try to charge a monthly fee...and then are brutally mauled to death by WoW for getting to close to it's cave, and they go free to play. (See ...pretty much anything)

Then you get the outliers who come in and avoid WoW's cave by having no sub fees from the start and are either buy-2-play or free and make their money via microtransactions for cosmetics, pets, conveniences, and other fun toys that don't really affect gameplay. (see GW2)

I like Sub fees still being a thing because it gives garners companies good will from players if they choose from the start to not have them, and they also provide a "must play this game at least for a little bit" for games that manage to maintain the player base to keep a sub service going without becoming another trophy on WoW's wall.
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#192 - CrowbarNinja (10/17/2015) [-]
I dont see any reason i provided as to why someone would want to pay for WoW anymore, let alone start playing. I'm sick of loads of good games getting drowned out by shitty games just because of the public eye. There are better games than WoW, there have been many games better than WoW, and they fail/ed just because of the undeserved attention WoW gets. People bitch about Minecraft still being mainstream, but at least it changed gaming for the better, and only sent XBLs indie scene into a survival sandbox clusterfuck, not ruin a good genre for almost decades Subs are the best method to make the money at the moment, but the same way exposure to radiation and amputation is the best way to cure cancer.
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#193 - clavatninenine (10/17/2015) [-]
As i say all the time to people with that mindset: if it wasnt good and people didnt still think it was worth playing...people wouldnt be playing it, especially not if they have to pay money for it.
#195 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
But you must refine your tastes damn it!
#364 - I use man and dude without any implied gender with everyone an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2015 on trigger warning 0
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#365 - evilanakie (10/18/2015) [-]
i also use mate man dude genderfluidly
i just use the pronouns im asked to use
like if you are called crowbarninja and want to be called that
im not going to be using your birth name
because thats disrespectful
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#368 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
I prefer your majesty, thank you. In all seriousness though, my sister decided to change her name recently and its just weirded me out in the sense that im not able to change it in my head, though i think for a while i'll keep calling her her birth name in revenge for the twelve years she insisted on calling me 'BroBro'.
#363 - >> #266 Here you go dude. Also; what about simply bisex… 10/17/2015 on trigger warning 0
#362 - But there are more than two genders throughout nature, as rare… 10/17/2015 on trigger warning 0
#361 - But that is what gender is like, its an aesthetic choice. Also…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2015 on trigger warning -1
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#366 - elcreepo (10/18/2015) [-]
Gender is not a fashion or a personality

Fuck off SJW
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#367 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
Get out of my face 'sky-blue' bitch, i have fapped to some shit in my time and i know many people have, you would just call them bi or gay but they need better descriptors, read the fucking comments of NSFW and you will see people know what they want, specifically, and gender is nothing but a super fetish. I dont even see why its bad even if they are just blowing air, it doesnt matter unless you want to fuck em, in which case they could just fall back on "you not my type" if they really need an excuse to turn you down. Gender is a part of personality and we can change ourselves with the right tools and intent, why you would want to be another gender is up to you but you should be given the choice to otherwise you a fucking dickhead who doesnt let people fuck what they want and fuck you.
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#370 - skarba (11/05/2015) [-]
Let me educate you on this.
the state of being male or female (typically used with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones).
"traditional concepts of gender"
synonyms: sex
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#372 - CrowbarNinja (11/06/2015) [-]
Then this just means there are more than 2 sexes!
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#375 - skarba (11/06/2015) [-]
Ehm....
"the state of being male or female"
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#376 - CrowbarNinja (11/07/2015) [-]
Look, all of this is poinltless. We need a way to categorize the different things people want in a pertner, which is all this is. Gender and sex are two words that can easily be separated in meaning to accommodate this need.
#360 - Sex =/= gender This is like saying there arent more than t…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/17/2015 on trigger warning -1
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#369 - skarba (11/05/2015) [-]
Gender = Sex

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#371 - CrowbarNinja (11/06/2015) [-]
If that were true there wouldnt be homosexuality! Get out of here you piddly whitey.
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#373 - skarba (11/06/2015) [-]
Homosexualoty is not a gender.
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#374 - skarba (11/06/2015) [-]
Goddamn tablet, not used to write alot with it.....
homosexuality*
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#377 - CrowbarNinja (11/07/2015) [-]
Then what is is? Because if it is mental trauma it can occur without trauma, and what about asexuality and bi-sexuality, things thta have been accepted in the scientific community for decades?
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#378 - skarba (11/07/2015) [-]
Gender - male, female.
Sex - male, female.
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#379 - CrowbarNinja (11/08/2015) [-]
You are sounding like a broken record. And as much as you like that saying you have yet to address the remaining points.
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#380 - skarba (11/08/2015) [-]
Gender - male, female.
Sex - male, female.
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#381 - CrowbarNinja (11/09/2015) [-]
Seriously, while that may be true we now have a bigger problem to resolve rather than the misuse of one word out of the seas of how comes and why fors. Stop repeating facts you heard on the internet and actually problem solve you shitty human being.
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#382 - skarba (11/09/2015) [-]
Gender - male, female.
Sex - male, female.
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#383 - CrowbarNinja (11/10/2015) [-]
??? - every other not gender then.
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#384 - skarba (11/10/2015) [-]
Nope!
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#385 - CrowbarNinja (11/11/2015) [-]
What are you even talking about, are you saying these variations in our chemical computers dont exist? Because the chances that our minds have a on/off switch for liking dick/poon is so low it may as well be impossible, thats not how psychology works. Your incessant spam shows you arent listening to me, and your last shitty comment told be you didnt understand what i said. We need the word asexual or bisexual to tell personal tastes apart, i dont care if its called gender, sex, or floopnarb, so long as we have descriptors for patterns that are recognisable im good.
#386 - skarba (11/11/2015) [-]
**skarba used "*roll picture*"**
**skarba rolled image**Floopnarb, lmao there's no word like that retard
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#387 - CrowbarNinja (11/12/2015) [-]
Whatever whitey, go suck a dick.
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#388 - skarba (11/12/2015) [-]
So angry. Jeez, go and suck on a grown mans lollipop if you're so angry. It'll calm ya
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#389 - CrowbarNinja (11/12/2015) [-]
Not even mad, im just casually insulting you because i feel like you are deserving of being insulted, and its too late for candy.
#390 - skarba (11/12/2015) [-]
**skarba used "*roll picture*"**
**skarba rolled image**Since you're talking in so much detail, ofcourse you're mad, because you obviously care
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#393 - CrowbarNinja (11/12/2015) [-]
Man, i get paid in two days even though i only work one more and have 30+ hours in Fallout 4, i dont think its possible to be mad right now, also, everyone else i talked to in the post made me angrier than you already, i was just going by the motions by the time you got here.
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#394 - skarba (11/12/2015) [-]
Well i haven't done my job correctly then. I'm a failure
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#391 - CrowbarNinja (11/12/2015) [-]
Thats the secret, i dont care so much i just pay attention to what i do.
#392 - skarba (11/12/2015) [-]
**skarba used "*roll picture*"**
**skarba rolled image**Then that means nobody cares and. Admit it.
#132 - a thing that MMO's have that not only ruined their genre but i…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2015 on EA's next title 0
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#151 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Sub fees have definitely not ruined MMOs. The most successful MMOs have always had subscription fees, with very few exceptions. What ruined MMOs is that they've all tried to copy WoW. And since every game is trying to copy WoW, why not just play WoW? And at that point, people realize that WoW's gameplay, mechanics, and settings are becoming too dated, and they drop their sub.
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#167 - CrowbarNinja (10/17/2015) [-]
I should have specified MMORPGs but the sub fee is bullshit and always has been, its only there so that the devs get paid, and while thats good it still puts a gate around communities.
i've never paid for one and im only going to be paying for Revivals gold servers when it comes out because there are going to be live DMs in game and thats worth. I dont care about the money a game makes i care about depth of the experience and player impact, and MMOs fail miserably in both of those categories. Why did i kill the giant ice bear when all of my friends already did it five-ten times each and already gave me a set of gear made from its hide? Why even rollplay when my character isnt able to do anything but fight and craft. And i have to pay fifteen to twenty bucks a month for a shallow experience like that? Bullshit, i get just as immersed in Vindictus as i did in WoW and EverQuest and only have to suffer not having sexy hair or underwear.
Also, "are becoming dated"? Man, the game was already dated when Cataclysm came out, but that doesnt even matter good games stay good at what they're good at for a long ass time, Morrowind played like shit when i came out but its story was and will be good. The only things that get old are graphics at which point they are just their own aethstetic and it doesnt matter unless you make it Or controls, which would be a problem for WoW if it didnt have super bland controls that take more spreadsheet skills to use effectively than actual skill in the game.
Subs ruined MMOs because they made devs expect them and when players inevitably got sick of them devs didnt know what to fall back on until the f2p model came out, which has its own bag of tricks game breaking problems . Tl;dr: Monetization and profit seeking ruins video games.
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#178 - clavatninenine (10/17/2015) [-]
thats why millions and millions of people are still giving blizzard $15 a month.

Subscription fees provide the hierarchy of MMOs: The most successful can survive, and even thrive off of subscription fees. (See WoW)
The moderately successful try to charge a monthly fee, are brutally mauled to death by WoW for getting to close to it's cave, and then go Buy-2-Play. (See ESO)
The unsuccessful that try to charge a monthly fee...and then are brutally mauled to death by WoW for getting to close to it's cave, and they go free to play. (See ...pretty much anything)

Then you get the outliers who come in and avoid WoW's cave by having no sub fees from the start and are either buy-2-play or free and make their money via microtransactions for cosmetics, pets, conveniences, and other fun toys that don't really affect gameplay. (see GW2)

I like Sub fees still being a thing because it gives garners companies good will from players if they choose from the start to not have them, and they also provide a "must play this game at least for a little bit" for games that manage to maintain the player base to keep a sub service going without becoming another trophy on WoW's wall.
User avatar
#192 - CrowbarNinja (10/17/2015) [-]
I dont see any reason i provided as to why someone would want to pay for WoW anymore, let alone start playing. I'm sick of loads of good games getting drowned out by shitty games just because of the public eye. There are better games than WoW, there have been many games better than WoW, and they fail/ed just because of the undeserved attention WoW gets. People bitch about Minecraft still being mainstream, but at least it changed gaming for the better, and only sent XBLs indie scene into a survival sandbox clusterfuck, not ruin a good genre for almost decades Subs are the best method to make the money at the moment, but the same way exposure to radiation and amputation is the best way to cure cancer.
User avatar
#193 - clavatninenine (10/17/2015) [-]
As i say all the time to people with that mindset: if it wasnt good and people didnt still think it was worth playing...people wouldnt be playing it, especially not if they have to pay money for it.
#195 - CrowbarNinja (10/18/2015) [-]
But you must refine your tastes damn it!

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