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#540 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/20/2014) [-]
As retarded as addy's post was overall, I have to agree that women don't really have any place on giving men advice here. You bring up some good points, mostly being that women are people and not puzzles that you solve for sex, but your first admittance that girls are all different invalidates the rest of your advice. Some girls like some things, some girls like other things. That's it, and that advice is useless to anybody with two brain cells to rub together.
Plus, why do I need to "pursue" a girl? It's not a fucking hunt. Its not a war of attrition. I shouldn't have to be endlessly persistent if the girl wants to be with me too. It's that alone that makes me write off girls who aren't upfront with their feelings and expect me to chase them down while they put zero to little interest or effort forward in return. And, since I worked myself into a tizzy, it's more than worth noting that guys also LOVE it when girls text them first and call first. How about reciprocating the effort once in a while instead of expecting the ones with the penis to front all of the effort?
I'll stick with girls who don't expect me to move mountains just to get a date with them.
#829 - Cressy (02/21/2014) [-]
I would like to mention that everything I have written above also applies to girls as well. We also work out constantly, we also have to work up the courage to text first when the guy is blatantly not interested. We're awkward too!
Of course every girl is different, but this is general information for some portion of the female population, and hey, maybe it will help.
I will admit that girls can be absolute BITCHES. It's detestable how many females will insist that the guy texts first and makes the first move, and then goes on to whine and complain about how they're not in a relationship. Girls are annoying, demanding, and they want their love life to be a Nicholas Sparks movie.
You are at total liberty to disagree with my original post, and I agree that if anything, guys should definitely go for girls that don't expect you to follow them to the ends of the earth and do their bidding constantly. More power to you (:
#491 - 2scared2login (02/20/2014) [-]
Well how the guy become un-awkward?
#355 - admin (02/20/2014) [-]
the fuck would you know about getting laid?
all you gotta do is spread your legs and men come running
for a man to get laid he has to fight off hundreds of over men, be better looking, have more money, have more game, etc.
all to get laid
a woman's advice on getting laid is WORTHLESS It's like your giving starving Ethiopians advice on how to buy donuts at walmart. fuck.
#834 - plastice (02/21/2014) [-]
Females, before you post.
Remember, admin is thirsty. He isnt looking for a relationship (looks like he gave up on that a while ago.) he wants to have sex.
Dont bother talking about what women want in a relationship, he does not give a shit. Dont explain women to him, he doesnt give a shit.
To the youngsters of fj: Dont grow up to be admin.
#795 - 2scared2login (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm bi-sexual. Do you know what that means? It means that it was so difficult for me to find another woman who was lesbian/interested/notabitch that I had to start fucking men to get any sort of action. Not that that was a bad choice ultimately, cock ain't bad, but candidly, I agree with Cressy a bit. She might not know what it's like to go after a woman. I do. And I've found that when you are confident, fit, outgoing, honest, and patient you get farther than being shy, unhealthy, and short with people. I have to disagree with the persistence aspect. Being overly persistent sends you to the friend zone or makes you creepy, but the rest is pretty spot on. Of course, lesbians are probably completely different from a guy to girl relationship, so you might be completely right, but I thought maybe I'd share? Posting as anon cause I fear the red thumb. ~ Rachel
#722 - implosay (02/20/2014) [-]
Not really. You said that most people would fuck the fat chick, but it depends on what we define as fat. I like a bit of meat on my women. I'm a sucker for curves. But I wouldn't go as far as fucking a landwhale. So saying that most people would is kind of a silly statement.
#725 - deezknuts (02/20/2014) [-]
But anyway I really wanna see where this rabbithole goes. Let's just say, for the sake of gratifying my original argument (not all girls can have sex whenever they want) that the girl in mention is a damn landwhale with stubby little feet.
#731 - implosay (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, a little fat. That's chubby for ya. Check out some plus size models on google. Some are smoking hot. Then there's slightly chubby, like her www.imagefap.com/pictures/3789690/Fantastic-red-head-chubby-with-huge-tits?gid=3789690&page=0&view=0
I'd fuck that too.
I'm not asking for perfectly fit girls, at all. I enjoy a bit of chub, I think it's adorable, but I don't want 130Kg of greasy hamburgers and mayonnaise on top of me either.
#747 - implosay (02/20/2014) [-]
#724 - LegititmateKyle (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh I was talking legitimately fat. Most guys will actually lower there standards to sleep with a girl. My dad used to tell me stories about all the fat chicks he would have one stands. Usually the stories had funny endings to them of course, but you get the idea.
#680 - delphine (02/20/2014) [-]
Men and women both have different challeges.
Yes, women could get laid whenever they want, but that's not the primary objective for a woman. Women are picky, because (genetically speaking) eggs are expensive, and sperm is cheap. Women are picky because they have a fixed quantity of eggs that are only released during certain times for only so many years, so they want a quality male to fertilize their precious eggs. Men are less picky because they produce billions of sperm over the course of their lives. If men want to get laid they have to prove that they are worthy enough in a woman's eyes to fertilize her eggs. Men go for quantity and women aim for quality, regardless of whether they're trying to reproduce or not. That's biology.
I may not know what it's like for a dude to try and get laid, and I can't speak for other women, but I know what I want. I definitely don't want some asshole egomaniac fertilizing my eggs who is a lazy or mean or greedy or treats relationships like "game". I want someone who can be a good father, a wise leader, a good provider for a family, and makes me want to be a better person.
#782 - Dlsqueak (02/20/2014) [-]
I agree with you there. I've been married to my wife for 10 years now (high school sweethearts), and she has completely different wants and needs than she did in the past. My wants have pretty much remained consistent, even if the content has changed. Really though with guys they only really need three things to be happy (at least from a baser standpoint): food, sex, and respect.
#854 - delphine (02/21/2014) [-]
Congrats on your 10 years!
And part of me is glad that men's needs are so consistent. I'm glad I'm not a lesbian I doubt I would be able to be in a relationship with another woman! It took me long enough to get my own shit together. Men are frustrating to me at times but the consistency in basic needs is a comfort.
#377 - meanmagikarp (02/20/2014) [-]
For once, I have to agree with admin. It's not that easy as you women might think, we're all same humans, we have the same emotions, but we're the ones who get fucked over if a girl isn't interested, we have feelings too.
Advice for men:
Stop worrying that a bitch doesn't like you, get your fat ass to the gym and go to different places. Start new hobbies, every hobby has a females who are interested ( yes even dungeon rape), don't look for girls in clubs, parties, etc.
Don't be a fucking beta, and talk to the girl the first day, it shows confidence. If you start to get to know the person better, show that you care, start copying her body language, for example if she crosses her hands, you cross your hands too( don't do it too obvious, wait a few seconds for example). It shows that you're in "sync" with eachother, same thing applies to sales as well.
#207 - 2scared2login (02/20/2014) [-]
Just the tl;dr deserves a thumb
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