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    A Little History Lesson A Little History Lesson
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    You've been warned You've been warned
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    Disguise Kit Disguise Kit
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    A handy guide A handy guide
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    Painful Truth Painful Truth

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#128 - Picture 12/07/2010 on Joke -1
#389 - The montauk monster is actually a raccoon.  [+] (2 replies) 11/17/2010 on Real Monsters 0
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#403 - RandomTheMan (11/17/2010) [-]
u sure? i mean i know its been dead for awhile so it was decaying already but i dont think its a raccoon, it does look kinda like a dog tho
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#584 - CreekMary (11/20/2010) [-]
yeah people thought it was a pit bull at first but it is a raccoon. Decaying and skinless animals look way different than their living counterparts.
#211 - Truth hurts doesn't it? **** this ****, I'm moving to Sweden.  [+] (1 reply) 11/06/2010 on Maturity Frog -1
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#230 - futuremarinesniper (11/06/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU i am a us marine and i have never killed anyone but i have seen this happen and i know for a fact that this never happens with malicious intent. The people who kill for their country are heroes and this happened because the guy didnt have any choice he was told to do it and you NEVER disobey an order in the military. It's not hollywood
#226 - Oh no no no no  [+] (1 reply) 11/06/2010 on Dane Cook +5
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#228 - kilik (11/06/2010) [-]
i disagree but i still give you a thumb
#142 - THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!  [+] (1 reply) 11/01/2010 on DO it Admin! +2
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#668 - Derpachu (11/01/2010) [-]
And it is I, Derpachu.
#167 - Because your mother's a whore  [+] (20 replies) 10/25/2010 on Front Page Material +10
#174 - Barinade (10/25/2010) [-]
I was bragging to my mom about this post and how excited I was when it got so many thumbs, she demanded to see it.

She just read this comment and that's why I'm posting this.

#436 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
Boy you must have a pretty sad life if you brag about this post to your mom....
#438 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
I am at my mom's house for a few nights and was walking around with a huge grin on my face and she asked what's up.

I couldn't say "oh, the neighbor dog just got done licking my asshole"

No, I had to tell her the truth.
One thing just lead to another; next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother.
Wait, what? Sorry, song stuck in my head.

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#439 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
Whatever way you want to look at it, it's still sad you take pride in such an unoriginal achievement.

And was that supposed to be an insult? Are you twelve?
I don't argue with idiots like you, you try to drag us down to your level and beat us with experience.

Good day sir.
#440 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
It's an ICP thing, sorry. (The mother joke)

Anyways, it was my first decent content and I was proud. If you suck dick enough to try to talk me down then you can just fuck off. K?
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#441 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
No, no it was the first piece of shit you posted that people were stupid enough to thumb up... Know the difference.
Gay jokes really?
#442 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
Don't get mad, bro. It's ok.
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#443 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
I'm not the loser that shows his mom how many thumbs he got on funnyjunk. What is there to be mad about? And you should go out and meet some girls... Leave the neighbor's dog alone.
It's ok to be a loser in your case but zoophilia is not cool.
#444 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
So you are happy you got a bucket load of thumbs on FJ and you're walking around your mom's house with a huge grin on your face.

She asks what's up.

Do you:
A) Tell her why you're happy (The truth)
B) Tell her the neighbor dog just finished licking your butthole (Lie)

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#445 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
Option C
Don't walk around the house smiling like an idiot because you think the internet likes you.

#446 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
So I should be like you and walk around like an emo piece of shit?

If I'm happy about something I will smile. Is that so inhuman of me?

Get a one up, kid.
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#447 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
You should be like me and get laid.
Don't make assumptions about people you don't know asshole. I may not know you but I'm working with what you give me, whereas you're just trying to hard to justify your sad life.
#448 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
And what you give me is a bunch of shit that is completely irrelephant.

Get something better to do, son. I may not have anything better to do, but according to you: you do.

Either get a one up or sit here and rage more, son.
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#449 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
Don't get mad bro, it's ok.

Might want to learn to spell, and brush up on the grammar.
Have a good one.
#450 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
No one is mad here besides you. You're raging about my grammar, and my emotions.

I'm only human: I make mistakes.
As a human I'm pretty sure I have emotion and am entitled to show my emotions whenever the fuck I want.
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#451 - ROADHOUSE (10/26/2010) [-]
Don't be a fag dude.
And don't flatter yourself, why would I get mad about some kid I don't know or give a shit about.
Now for the third and final time, goodbye. I have much better things to do.
#452 - Barinade (10/26/2010) [-]
Then stop coming back, lmao.
#343 - eniolator (10/25/2010) [-]
hahhaha! i fucked up your life
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#206 - indiankid (10/25/2010) [-]
funniest thing on FJ right here lolololol
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#384 - eniolator (10/25/2010) [-]
are you talking about my thing
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