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| #5 - *immediate download* | 09/26/2011 on yet another fj wallpaper OC | +1 |
| #7 - Moar plz? | 09/26/2011 on spongebob memes | 0 |
| #1 - Picture | 09/26/2011 on Puppy Fucking Funny | 0 |
| #7 - I wish I could FIND the guys that "only want one thing&qu… [+] (22 new replies) | 09/12/2011 on Woman logic | -36 |
| It's called a Vibrator sweetheart. If you can't get "An emotional pussy" to put out you're either being far too bitchy, not not being a big enough whore. Really, the one night stand guys are out there they are not that hard to find. But if you have any self esteem left in you at all. I suggest you stop treating your guys like shit and let them BE MEN and MAYBE you'll get what you want. Men are not dogs, they are not stupid, and they don't fuck all the time and if you have one that displays an ounce of emotion outside of them watching their favorite team score a touch down then you've got it good. But it may be wasted on you, just saying. #89
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CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/28/2011) [-] Once again, I'll explain how I don't have trouble getting sex. It's that I don't want a relationship right now. So usually what happens is, I tell them I don't want a relationship, I just want to have fun. They agree to just sex, but then they complain that I don't want to date them and that I just "used them for sex". Um... yeah...? That's kinda what I wanted... >.> I'm young. I'm immature. Yes, I just want to have fun for now. Geez... O-O You took that comment EXTREMELY wrong. well said indeed. How many times do you see this situation: "man shows emotion, girl thinks: he's being weak, i'ma go cheat on his ass" It's closed minded gutter whores who think this way. I love my husband to death. He's not super emotional he's more grumpy than anything and in private he shows plenty of emotion but in public he's very neutral. The only time a man should be perceived as weak is when he's cowering from something so obviously mundane and in a public manner that you just can't cover for your man and make it up. If he cannot be strong in that moment you need to support him and be his strength for him. If you can't do that, then the weak person is really you. I'm just thinking how blessed the guys she's dumped or been dumped by are right now that THEY AREN"T STUCK WITH HER! GAWD! Imagine, imagine if this bitch got pregnant like the rest of those teenie boppers the eternal hell that poor guy would be going through right now. I thankfully don't see this situation happening too often, but since they gave us women's rights, I've watched women throw them out the window in lieu of acting the slut. It really does not give a woman more power to be able to fuck around, while I think it's a double standard that a guy can lay around where he pleases and not be considered a whore, it definately gives a woman far more allure when she's had less partners than a man. It means you care about your body, a guy's dick certainly doesn't wear out over too much use but our treads certainly can yanno? I wonder if when she queefs if it just makes a whoosh sound. (Sorry I talk a lot, it's the ovaries <3) Now you are a woman to my liking. I've been through a lot, for example an unloving mother who waged war against my father and a break-up between my parents. Not only this, but recently I met a girl I liked, she tried to use me to make her boyfriend jealous, I got mad, told her to get out of my life and got over it. But because of this, I have a pretty biased look on women, and the bitch stereotypes aren't helping. I am always afraid to show I really care, and am starting to believe that acting cold and distant is the way to get in a relationship. Like your husband, I'm very neutral/sometimes grumpy but deep down I'm quite the emotional guy too. Anyway, your reaction proves that they are still women out there with redeeming qualities and I shouldn't lose hope. We get emotional because we can't get your uglyness out of our heads :/ #82
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justakewldewd (09/13/2011) [-] I literally just saw this in the top ten pics not too long ago. Congrats. Still, if all she wants is sex, I'm sure an arangement could be made. A transaction, if you will. I'm saying she should hire a man-whore. | ||
| #60 - Picture [+] (4 new replies) | 04/21/2011 on IM A CAT AND I DONT GIVE A... | +2 |
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| #185 - I greatly enjoy your shitty comics | 04/19/2011 on shitty comic: laziness | +1 |
| #14 - This is incredibly hilarious and I would greatly appreciate it… | 04/16/2011 on Backwards Meme! | +1 |
| #27 - I liek a bunny. ^_^ | 04/16/2011 on Cutest thing on the... | -1 |
| #160 - WTF IS THAT? | 04/15/2011 on Amnesia Compilation Part 3 | +1 |
| #43 - Picture | 04/13/2011 on True enough for most | +1 |
| #39 - I want his dick. >.> [+] (2 new replies) | 04/13/2011 on True enough for most | +2 |
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| #306 - FJ TITS!!! | 04/13/2011 on FJ Bomb | -1 |
| #36 - Picture | 04/05/2011 on Woman jokes Pt 2 | +1 |
| #34 - I swear the eye on the "s" in Monstrous stares at me… | 04/05/2011 on Perception | +2 |
| #165 - Picture | 04/05/2011 on SUCCESS! (read description) | +10 |
| #24 - Picture | 04/02/2011 on WANT | +2 |
| #10 - Do want. | 04/02/2011 on which seat should i take? | +2 |
| #7 - Picture | 03/31/2011 on the funniest thing i've see... | +5 |
| #35 - Guys that look like that don't attract me. I have a nerd fetish. C: | 03/31/2011 on like | +1 |
| #91 - Hide yo sims. | 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 | +1 |
| #86 - Child dies Sell tombstone for $50 | 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 | +9 |
| #85 - OH MY GOD I CAN"T BREATHE!!!!! XDXDXDXD | 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 | -3 |
| #12 - Become pregnant. Give birth twirling around standing up. [+] (1 new reply) | 03/30/2011 on Sims Comp | +9 |
| thanks for the suggestion but i already uploaded part two i may include your idea if i make part 3! | ||
| #11 - Use boolprop to make child sim adult. Sleep with mom. | 03/30/2011 on Sims Comp | +6 |
| #5 - Oh yeah, baby. | 03/26/2011 on Scroll Below | 0 |
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MtFatboy (09/13/2011) [-]
Who cares what you look like? You have the pussy, and the control. Add alcohol and you'll win every time :P
randomly picking through profiles gets you to places where girls meet their old science teachers and he asks for their number :O
Let me shed some light on that....
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/545626/Potato+Soda/
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/545626/Potato+Soda/
Well at least we know the whole story is that her old science teacher saw her naked, found out she was a former student of his, and asked for her number :D This is the kind of stuff that gives my life value {; -sniff-
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 307,464,986** We should always roll in our comments no matter wat. Lol
**BenBurnham rolls 815,256,909** Let's have a roll battle. GO! Haha.
I know this chat thing is public but my IM isn't working. How have you been? :)



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