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Date Signed Up:5/23/2009
Last Login:3/30/2012
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#5 - *immediate download* 09/26/2011 on yet another fj wallpaper OC +1
#7 - Moar plz? 09/26/2011 on spongebob memes 0
#1 - Picture 09/26/2011 on Puppy Fucking Funny 0
#7 - I wish I could FIND the guys that "only want one thing&qu…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/12/2011 on Woman logic -36
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#81 - mrmysterio (09/13/2011) [-]
You know, not every guy is like him
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User avatar #78 - parrotgod (09/13/2011) [-]
It's called a Vibrator sweetheart. If you can't get "An emotional pussy" to put out you're either being far too bitchy, not not being a big enough whore. Really, the one night stand guys are out there they are not that hard to find. But if you have any self esteem left in you at all. I suggest you stop treating your guys like shit and let them BE MEN and MAYBE you'll get what you want. Men are not dogs, they are not stupid, and they don't fuck all the time and if you have one that displays an ounce of emotion outside of them watching their favorite team score a touch down then you've got it good.

But it may be wasted on you, just saying.
#89 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/28/2011) [-]
Once again, I'll explain how I don't have trouble getting sex. It's that I don't want a relationship right now. So usually what happens is, I tell them I don't want a relationship, I just want to have fun. They agree to just sex, but then they complain that I don't want to date them and that I just "used them for sex". Um... yeah...? That's kinda what I wanted... >.> I'm young. I'm immature. Yes, I just want to have fun for now. Geez... O-O You took that comment EXTREMELY wrong.
User avatar #86 - butteredass (09/13/2011) [-]
well said indeed. How many times do you see this situation: "man shows emotion, girl thinks: he's being weak, i'ma go cheat on his ass"
User avatar #87 - parrotgod (09/14/2011) [-]
It's closed minded gutter whores who think this way. I love my husband to death. He's not super emotional he's more grumpy than anything and in private he shows plenty of emotion but in public he's very neutral. The only time a man should be perceived as weak is when he's cowering from something so obviously mundane and in a public manner that you just can't cover for your man and make it up. If he cannot be strong in that moment you need to support him and be his strength for him. If you can't do that, then the weak person is really you. I'm just thinking how blessed the guys she's dumped or been dumped by are right now that THEY AREN"T STUCK WITH HER! GAWD! Imagine, imagine if this bitch got pregnant like the rest of those teenie boppers the eternal hell that poor guy would be going through right now.

I thankfully don't see this situation happening too often, but since they gave us women's rights, I've watched women throw them out the window in lieu of acting the slut. It really does not give a woman more power to be able to fuck around, while I think it's a double standard that a guy can lay around where he pleases and not be considered a whore, it definately gives a woman far more allure when she's had less partners than a man. It means you care about your body, a guy's dick certainly doesn't wear out over too much use but our treads certainly can yanno? I wonder if when she queefs if it just makes a whoosh sound.

(Sorry I talk a lot, it's the ovaries <3)
User avatar #88 - butteredass (09/14/2011) [-]
Now you are a woman to my liking. I've been through a lot, for example an unloving mother who waged war against my father and a break-up between my parents. Not only this, but recently I met a girl I liked, she tried to use me to make her boyfriend jealous, I got mad, told her to get out of my life and got over it. But because of this, I have a pretty biased look on women, and the bitch stereotypes aren't helping. I am always afraid to show I really care, and am starting to believe that acting cold and distant is the way to get in a relationship. Like your husband, I'm very neutral/sometimes grumpy but deep down I'm quite the emotional guy too.
Anyway, your reaction proves that they are still women out there with redeeming qualities and I shouldn't lose hope.
#80 - mrmysterio (09/13/2011) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #79 - parrotgod (09/13/2011) [-]
Or Not*
User avatar #76 - neutralgray (09/13/2011) [-]
You're a whore.
#75 - ibinluv (09/13/2011) [-]
i've thumbed everyone up in this thread, except you, you absolute cretin. you're a real fuckin' peice of work. if you find someone that'll give you care and emotion you fucking take it and be grateful, whore
User avatar #74 - Izendaremp (09/13/2011) [-]
We get emotional because we can't get your uglyness out of our heads :/
#73 - TheUsername (09/13/2011) [-]
So you want to be used and fucked around with?
#69 - DMRlacrosse (09/12/2011) [-]
#20 - drayybee (09/12/2011) [-]
People like you make me wanna kill myself -_-
User avatar #72 - HOLY FUCK (09/12/2011) [-]
ok i love this person right here
#18 - anonymous (09/12/2011) [-]
Well it might help if you put out more bitch
#10 - stutz (09/12/2011) [-]
you must be ugly as shit
#82 - justakewldewd (09/13/2011) [-]
I literally just saw this in the top ten pics not too long ago. Congrats. Still, if all she wants is sex, I'm sure an arangement could be made. A transaction, if you will.

I'm saying she should hire a man-whore.
#14 - stutz (09/12/2011) [-]
but i digress... It aint gonna suck itself
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#108 - trollgasm (04/21/2011) [-]
Don't worry its got 7 lives left
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#185 - I greatly enjoy your shitty comics 04/19/2011 on shitty comic: laziness +1
#14 - This is incredibly hilarious and I would greatly appreciate it… 04/16/2011 on Backwards Meme! +1
#27 - I liek a bunny. ^_^ 04/16/2011 on Cutest thing on the... -1
#160 - WTF IS THAT? 04/15/2011 on Amnesia Compilation Part 3 +1
#43 - Picture 04/13/2011 on True enough for most +1
#39 - I want his dick. >.>  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2011 on True enough for most +2
#42 - anonymous (04/13/2011) [-]
its 6 feet under.




enjoy your shlick
#43 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (04/13/2011) [-]
#306 - FJ TITS!!! 04/13/2011 on FJ Bomb -1
#36 - Picture 04/05/2011 on Woman jokes Pt 2 +1
#34 - I swear the eye on the "s" in Monstrous stares at me… 04/05/2011 on Perception +2
#165 - Picture 04/05/2011 on SUCCESS! (read description) +10
#24 - Picture 04/02/2011 on WANT +2
#10 - Do want. 04/02/2011 on which seat should i take? +2
#7 - Picture 03/31/2011 on the funniest thing i've see... +5
#35 - Guys that look like that don't attract me. I have a nerd fetish. C: 03/31/2011 on like +1
#91 - Hide yo sims. 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 +1
#86 - Child dies Sell tombstone for $50 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 +9
#85 - OH MY GOD I CAN"T BREATHE!!!!! XDXDXDXD 03/31/2011 on Sims Comp part 2 -3
#12 - Become pregnant. Give birth twirling around standing up.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2011 on Sims Comp +9
User avatar #13 - cittymittens (03/30/2011) [-]
thanks for the suggestion but i already uploaded part two i may include your idea if i make part 3!
#11 - Use boolprop to make child sim adult. Sleep with mom. 03/30/2011 on Sims Comp +6
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#47 - MtFatboy (09/13/2011) [-]
Who cares what you look like? You have the pussy, and the control. Add alcohol and you'll win every time :P
Who cares what you look like? You have the pussy, and the control. Add alcohol and you'll win every time :P
User avatar #48 to #47 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/27/2011) [-]
Oh, I don't have a problem getting sex. I have a problem with the "Why don't you call me anymore? Where is our relationship headed?" I don't want a relationship right now... O-O I just want to have fun. :D
User avatar #46 - KingOfLulz (09/13/2011) [-]
lol u mad
#45 - thepornviewer **User deleted account** (09/13/2011) [-]
u mad?
User avatar #50 to #45 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/27/2011) [-]
At what?
User avatar #44 - HOLY FUCK (09/12/2011) [-]
"emotional pussies?" lol what do u mean by that :3
User avatar #40 - TheAnonymousRebel (09/14/2010) [-]
SURPRISE COMMENT RAPE!!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/15/2010) [-]
That was tastee!
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAnonymousRebel (09/15/2010) [-]
i can do it again if you want another taste ;)
User avatar #43 to #42 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (09/15/2010) [-]
That's TWICE 2day I've bn verbally raped. :D 3 guys at the gym 2day were asking me wat kind of dicks I like and wat positions. I was liek -_-
User avatar #37 - TheAlchemist **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
rawr.
#38 to #37 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (08/22/2010) [-]
ur name reminds me of 1 of my favorite shows. Lol, Fullmetal Alchemist.
User avatar #39 to #38 - TheAlchemist **User deleted account** (08/22/2010) [-]
woo!
User avatar #27 - chickwiddadick **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
randomly picking through profiles gets you to places where girls meet their old science teachers and he asks for their number :O
User avatar #28 to #27 - jamboy (06/24/2010) [-]
its sooo weird right?
User avatar #31 to #29 - jamboy (06/25/2010) [-]
is that supposed to make it less weird?
User avatar #32 to #31 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (06/25/2010) [-]
No. It's just so u know th story.....
User avatar #34 to #32 - jamboy (06/26/2010) [-]
Yeah id alread yseen it that swhy im here.

its still super weird
User avatar #35 to #34 - chickwiddadick **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Well at least we know the whole story is that her old science teacher saw her naked, found out she was a former student of his, and asked for her number :D This is the kind of stuff that gives my life value {; -sniff-
User avatar #36 to #35 - jamboy (07/01/2010) [-]
Chivalry isnt dead :')
User avatar #23 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 307,464,986** We should always roll in our comments no matter wat. Lol
User avatar #24 to #23 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 071,222,837** True. Better our chances. :-)
User avatar #25 to #24 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 973,297,087** 4 sm reason ur smiley face comes off as flirty. Lol
User avatar #26 to #25 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
Oops. Haha. But what can I do?
User avatar #14 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 815,256,909** Let's have a roll battle. GO! Haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 296,807,538** Lol, les go!
User avatar #16 to #15 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 808,740,179** Hey, say potato slowly as a question with an Indian accent!
User avatar #17 to #16 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 423,265,998** U told me that 1! Lol. I told a lot of my friends at school. It was soooo funny!
User avatar #18 to #17 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 734,216,988** Oh yeah. Haha, sorry I forgot I told you. So.... phone number? If you say no I won't take any offense. Just asking. :-)
User avatar #19 to #18 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 681,188,289** Ummm...
User avatar #20 to #19 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 182,643,216** Take your time. Haha. No rush here. I get it though, I used to be your teacher and it's awkward.
User avatar #21 to #20 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/17/2010) [-]
**CrazyBubbleMonkey rolls 890,350,754** U hit th nail on th head there. Lol. Yea, it's kinda weird. But.... sure y not. :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - BenBurnham (02/17/2010) [-]
**BenBurnham rolls 434,749,550** Alright, well IM me. :-)
User avatar #10 - BenBurnham (02/04/2010) [-]
I know this chat thing is public but my IM isn't working. How have you been? :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/04/2010) [-]
Good, wats wrong with ur IM? Oh, and did u ever break up with that overprotective chick? Lol.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BenBurnham (02/04/2010) [-]
Yea but now she's bombarding me with voicemails. I'm not really sure what happened to my IM, it's just not connecting to the internet.
User avatar #13 to #12 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (02/05/2010) [-]
No problem. Hope you can get it fixed soon though. It could be the the website's fault. Ask ur friends if it's happening 2 them 2.
User avatar #9 - sexybandnerd (01/14/2010) [-]
hey hey hey :D
User avatar #3 - BenBurnham (01/14/2010) [-]
Hey, do I know you from somewhere? Is your name Ashley?
User avatar #4 to #3 - CrazyBubbleMonkey (01/14/2010) [-]
Omg, Mr. Burnham??? Yea, u were my science teacher last year, holy crap did u move???
User avatar #30 to #4 - StreetlightXIII (06/24/2010) [-]
Wait. Last year? Holy fuck. Didn't Benburnham say he taught you in 7th grade? Aka your in 8th grade getting hit on by a full grown man?
User avatar #33 to #30 - Thatbuttsecksguy (06/25/2010) [-]
Whoa, this is getting good haha.....
User avatar #2 - vampireragdoll (01/04/2010) [-]
Chi Chai Monchan!
#1 - JustThatGirl (05/24/2009) [-]
I absolutly LOVE your username! :)
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