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Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:5/06/2015
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#13922 - what year/ trim of mustang?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #13924 - grandmabetty (04/07/2015) [-]
Please say 2015 Ecoboost for the banter
User avatar #13961 - grandmabetty (04/08/2015) [-]
Not at all, it's just at the time it was joked about because replacing a V8 wiith a 4-pot is a bit of an ask.

Top Gear's eyes lit up when the Mustang was returning to the UK, but Richard replied "send it back, we don't want it" when they mentioned only the Ecoboost would be available here.

...which isn't actually true, because you can also buy the V8 as well. I think they listened, haha.
User avatar #13933 - mistafishy (04/08/2015) [-]
...is it bad that that's the exact model I was gunning for... in yellow...???
User avatar #13940 - hourlyb (04/08/2015) [-]
Nah. It's a good car. Fuel economy with the power of a V6 and still that great muscle car look.
User avatar #13939 - hanakoikezawa (04/08/2015) [-]
the ecoboost, nothing like having a bunch of angry squirrels bouncing around under the hood
User avatar #13947 - mistafishy (04/08/2015) [-]
*fuel efficient and peppier than regular V6 squirrels.
#60 - Its a very hard comparison other than these cars are both hatc…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#62 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
that is a wildly inaccurate comparison. theyre both hot hatchbacks from germany. theyre both around the same size, and the bmw only has a slightly more powerful engine and is rwd. the big difference is how impractical the bmw is when compared to the vw. why spend so much more for a small horsepower increase and the ability to tell your friends you can drift now cause you have a rwd car? its not like the hp increase is going to help much since there are speed limits and the rwd is just going to get you stuck, or as shown in the example provided, spin you around in circles if it rains a little bit too much
User avatar #63 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
im pretty sure that the golf has like 200hp/190ft-lbs and the 335i has 300hp/300ft-lbs but dont quote me on it. It will spin you around in circles if you make it. I don't know about you but even if i had the VW over the beamer i still wouldnt race it if the road was wet. Its not about the ability to tell your friends what your car can do as you will find out its alot more about the enjoyability (new word) . TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE BUY THESE CARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF CARS. you want the VW because its reliable, i would take the bmw because its faster/funner.

There is not point in you replying again if you don't see that they are 2 different cars and we are 2 different people who like different things in their cars.
#64 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
the 335i does have 300 hp, and the gti has 220. but theyre 0-60 times are the exact same. and the top speed of the 335i is 4 mph more the the gti. the difference in drive trains doesnt mean anything, it just decides whether the car is pushed or pulled, and if you live somewhere with bad weather, rwd only makes driving in the winter harder and makes it easier to get stuck or spin out. so a difference in horsepower doesnt make them completely different from each other, thats like saying a sunfire and a z24 cavalier are different because the cavalier has more power. overall, the 335i has a 4 mph advantage over the gti (but youll never drive that fast anyway), a much larger price tag (especially when you take fuel consumption into consideration), worse handling, the exact same 0-60 time, and a smaller trunk. theyre two very similar cars (except for a couple details), and one of them is a much better choice. im a huge fan of fast cars and racing and driving in general, but why would i spend and extra 20 grand for 4 extra miles per hour and a more impractical drivetrain?
User avatar #66 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
I looked up some specs and found the 335 0-60 is 4.8 With a 1/4 of 13.8 and the same year (2007) gti has a 0-60 of 6.0 seconds with a 1/4 of 14.5, I don't remember what year they were driving but those are pretty big differences

Zeroto60times.com
#69 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
a half a second isnt going to make much of a difference once you factor in the drivers skill, in both cars, and the weather and the fact that the half a second increase costs and extra 20 thousand dollars. not to mention that its very unlikely that youre going to be driving it anywhere where that half a second is going to make a difference. and if you are, you would probably get something in a higher class than either of them. in short, why would you pay an extra 20 grand on top of the already outrageous amount new cars cost for a half second increase that wont change a go damn thing?
User avatar #71 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either and I'm not arguing the worth of the cars but the bmw is a bette/fasterr performance car anyone can see
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#56 - I live in Florida so it would would do better here because eve…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#58 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
or you could just get the vw, which is much cheaper and better on fuel and performs almost as well or as well as the bmw
User avatar #60 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
Its a very hard comparison other than these cars are both hatchbacks not much is similar. This is like comparing a ms miata to a vert corvette, sure they both are small convertibles but if you can afford it then most are going to get a corvette every time.

Personally i wouldn't get this GTI or this BMW because i think hatchbacks dont look good
#62 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
that is a wildly inaccurate comparison. theyre both hot hatchbacks from germany. theyre both around the same size, and the bmw only has a slightly more powerful engine and is rwd. the big difference is how impractical the bmw is when compared to the vw. why spend so much more for a small horsepower increase and the ability to tell your friends you can drift now cause you have a rwd car? its not like the hp increase is going to help much since there are speed limits and the rwd is just going to get you stuck, or as shown in the example provided, spin you around in circles if it rains a little bit too much
User avatar #63 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
im pretty sure that the golf has like 200hp/190ft-lbs and the 335i has 300hp/300ft-lbs but dont quote me on it. It will spin you around in circles if you make it. I don't know about you but even if i had the VW over the beamer i still wouldnt race it if the road was wet. Its not about the ability to tell your friends what your car can do as you will find out its alot more about the enjoyability (new word) . TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE BUY THESE CARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF CARS. you want the VW because its reliable, i would take the bmw because its faster/funner.

There is not point in you replying again if you don't see that they are 2 different cars and we are 2 different people who like different things in their cars.
#64 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
the 335i does have 300 hp, and the gti has 220. but theyre 0-60 times are the exact same. and the top speed of the 335i is 4 mph more the the gti. the difference in drive trains doesnt mean anything, it just decides whether the car is pushed or pulled, and if you live somewhere with bad weather, rwd only makes driving in the winter harder and makes it easier to get stuck or spin out. so a difference in horsepower doesnt make them completely different from each other, thats like saying a sunfire and a z24 cavalier are different because the cavalier has more power. overall, the 335i has a 4 mph advantage over the gti (but youll never drive that fast anyway), a much larger price tag (especially when you take fuel consumption into consideration), worse handling, the exact same 0-60 time, and a smaller trunk. theyre two very similar cars (except for a couple details), and one of them is a much better choice. im a huge fan of fast cars and racing and driving in general, but why would i spend and extra 20 grand for 4 extra miles per hour and a more impractical drivetrain?
User avatar #66 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
I looked up some specs and found the 335 0-60 is 4.8 With a 1/4 of 13.8 and the same year (2007) gti has a 0-60 of 6.0 seconds with a 1/4 of 14.5, I don't remember what year they were driving but those are pretty big differences

Zeroto60times.com
#69 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
a half a second isnt going to make much of a difference once you factor in the drivers skill, in both cars, and the weather and the fact that the half a second increase costs and extra 20 thousand dollars. not to mention that its very unlikely that youre going to be driving it anywhere where that half a second is going to make a difference. and if you are, you would probably get something in a higher class than either of them. in short, why would you pay an extra 20 grand on top of the already outrageous amount new cars cost for a half second increase that wont change a go damn thing?
User avatar #71 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either and I'm not arguing the worth of the cars but the bmw is a bette/fasterr performance car anyone can see
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#15 - It will outperform a GTI any day of the week, im pretty sure t…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#54 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
which means its wont outperform the gti anyday. the gti performs well every time. the bmw only performs well in perfect conditions. which makes the gti a better all around performer.
User avatar #56 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
I live in Florida so it would would do better here because every week is sunny right now if you lived in harsher conditions there is a 335xi
#58 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
or you could just get the vw, which is much cheaper and better on fuel and performs almost as well or as well as the bmw
User avatar #60 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
Its a very hard comparison other than these cars are both hatchbacks not much is similar. This is like comparing a ms miata to a vert corvette, sure they both are small convertibles but if you can afford it then most are going to get a corvette every time.

Personally i wouldn't get this GTI or this BMW because i think hatchbacks dont look good
#62 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
that is a wildly inaccurate comparison. theyre both hot hatchbacks from germany. theyre both around the same size, and the bmw only has a slightly more powerful engine and is rwd. the big difference is how impractical the bmw is when compared to the vw. why spend so much more for a small horsepower increase and the ability to tell your friends you can drift now cause you have a rwd car? its not like the hp increase is going to help much since there are speed limits and the rwd is just going to get you stuck, or as shown in the example provided, spin you around in circles if it rains a little bit too much
User avatar #63 - CrackWhores (04/07/2015) [-]
im pretty sure that the golf has like 200hp/190ft-lbs and the 335i has 300hp/300ft-lbs but dont quote me on it. It will spin you around in circles if you make it. I don't know about you but even if i had the VW over the beamer i still wouldnt race it if the road was wet. Its not about the ability to tell your friends what your car can do as you will find out its alot more about the enjoyability (new word) . TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE BUY THESE CARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF CARS. you want the VW because its reliable, i would take the bmw because its faster/funner.

There is not point in you replying again if you don't see that they are 2 different cars and we are 2 different people who like different things in their cars.
#64 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
the 335i does have 300 hp, and the gti has 220. but theyre 0-60 times are the exact same. and the top speed of the 335i is 4 mph more the the gti. the difference in drive trains doesnt mean anything, it just decides whether the car is pushed or pulled, and if you live somewhere with bad weather, rwd only makes driving in the winter harder and makes it easier to get stuck or spin out. so a difference in horsepower doesnt make them completely different from each other, thats like saying a sunfire and a z24 cavalier are different because the cavalier has more power. overall, the 335i has a 4 mph advantage over the gti (but youll never drive that fast anyway), a much larger price tag (especially when you take fuel consumption into consideration), worse handling, the exact same 0-60 time, and a smaller trunk. theyre two very similar cars (except for a couple details), and one of them is a much better choice. im a huge fan of fast cars and racing and driving in general, but why would i spend and extra 20 grand for 4 extra miles per hour and a more impractical drivetrain?
User avatar #66 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
I looked up some specs and found the 335 0-60 is 4.8 With a 1/4 of 13.8 and the same year (2007) gti has a 0-60 of 6.0 seconds with a 1/4 of 14.5, I don't remember what year they were driving but those are pretty big differences

Zeroto60times.com
#69 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
a half a second isnt going to make much of a difference once you factor in the drivers skill, in both cars, and the weather and the fact that the half a second increase costs and extra 20 thousand dollars. not to mention that its very unlikely that youre going to be driving it anywhere where that half a second is going to make a difference. and if you are, you would probably get something in a higher class than either of them. in short, why would you pay an extra 20 grand on top of the already outrageous amount new cars cost for a half second increase that wont change a go damn thing?
User avatar #71 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either and I'm not arguing the worth of the cars but the bmw is a bette/fasterr performance car anyone can see
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#198 - well thats rude you don't even know me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Star Wars v. Star Trek Comp 0
User avatar #199 - solidderking (03/04/2015) [-]
nah, the Sith are rude, because they dont know you, without knowing you
#63 - I do the same thing ripping tickets at a movie theatre "h… 03/03/2015 on nice day 0
#94 - I'm kinda puzzled, is it morning like early in life for babies… 02/23/2015 on The Sphinx's Riddle 0
#975 - That's nice for you, however that doesn't mean **** if … 02/21/2015 on How smart are you? 0
#65 - Me and my brother were seperated for most of our lives ~15 yea… 02/19/2015 on How did you get screwed... 0
#595 - I like the way you run the site and don't feel I could do bett…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on How smart are you? 0
#617 - chrisauh (02/19/2015) [-]
Have you taken numerous tests? You definitely do not sound like you have a 152 IQ. I took numerous tests and scored in between the range of 140-152. You realize a 152 IQ means you are 1 in about 3,700? I'm 17 years old and have started a business and taught myself quantum physics. What are your notable achievements?
#621 - chrisauh (02/19/2015) [-]
Have also taught myself how to code, design+manage websites, and have won multiple trips to Wall Street through my schools investment program, in which I also had to teach myself. I made over 25% returns on my investments in the stock market over five times, within a 2 month period, respectively.
#975 - CrackWhores (02/21/2015) [-]
That's nice for you, however that doesn't mean shit if you want some type of approval from me which I assume is what you're seeking. I come on here to laugh not measure dicks. I entertained admin with rebuttal out of respect, I will not do the same for you.
#584 - touche, you'll just have to believe me I suppose 02/19/2015 on How smart are you? 0
#572 - Yay I love when people ask,I'm 18 and my I.Q. is 152 which is … 02/19/2015 on How smart are you? 0
#894 - I don't know it just felt right. 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username +1
#2 - The popes babymamas dont worry daddy takes care of them 01/29/2015 on 'Pro-Life' 0
#3 - Picture 01/29/2015 on Math +2
#3 - However, sometimes they fall in love and something beautiful happens  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Cooperation at its finest +40
User avatar #6 - qun (01/30/2015) [-]
this gave me an incredible amount of anxiety, and i like spiders
#4 - blazingsoul (01/30/2015) [-]
We can't let this happen...........
#3 - tried it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on photoshop this for me... +5
#4 - choobe (01/29/2015) [-]
That night...
#5 - It's... It's beautiful 01/29/2015 on Light and glass 0
#6 - "Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon" 01/29/2015 on Random Encounter 0
#3 - Idk whether this is ignorant or not but i needed something to … 01/29/2015 on 22 times...like...6 +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Some people really need to... 0
#11 - rahtoga (01/29/2015) [-]
And that's worth something! Right?
#56 - Thats awesome, I bet they have so much fun 01/23/2015 on Meanwhile in Tokyo 0
#158 - Yay politics, Obama is satan and America blows, your opinion i… 01/23/2015 on political awearness 0
#59 - that looks like a pretty ******* sweet rig to me 01/22/2015 on Celebrity mansions +4
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#236 - skeletorexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, now look at them both and tell me which is fucking scarier.

I wouldn't be afraid of the white dude killing me if he was running at me aggressively, the Niglet on the other hand.

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By the way, where did you get those necklaces??? :33

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That's a weird fetish you got there...
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