x
Click to expand

CrackWhores

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: jackconner80
Consoles Owned: xbox one, pc
X-box Gamertag: soldier jack11
Interests: Cars
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Florida USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8395 total,  9649 ,  1254
Comment Thumbs: 1256 total,  1770 ,  514
Content Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:152276
Times Content Favorited:683 times
Total Comments Made:595
FJ Points:9676
Favorite Tags: The Game (4) | anus (2) | Crack (2) | crackwhores (2) | prepare (2) | whores (2) | your (2)

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 68297
    Thumbs Up 3065 Thumbs Down 308 Total: +2757
    Comments: 95
    Favorites: 65
    Uploaded: 05/22/12
    Little wierd Little wierd
  • Views: 26880
    Thumbs Up 949 Thumbs Down 44 Total: +905
    Comments: 85
    Favorites: 102
    Uploaded: 04/02/11
    Meth Meth
  • Views: 24246
    Thumbs Up 944 Thumbs Down 58 Total: +886
    Comments: 118
    Favorites: 79
    Uploaded: 04/02/11
    Dad. Dad.
  • Views: 21169
    Thumbs Up 920 Thumbs Down 59 Total: +861
    Comments: 132
    Favorites: 219
    Uploaded: 03/07/11
    Rock Paper Scissors Rock Paper Scissors
  • Views: 16427
    Thumbs Up 618 Thumbs Down 64 Total: +554
    Comments: 15
    Favorites: 17
    Uploaded: 05/22/12
    Gon' Fishin' Gon' Fishin'
  • Views: 15346
    Thumbs Up 436 Thumbs Down 34 Total: +402
    Comments: 38
    Favorites: 32
    Uploaded: 03/20/11
    Kirby Kirby
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 > [ 79 ]

YouTube Videos

Funny Gifs

  • Views: 15737
    Thumbs Up 426 Thumbs Down 28 Total: +398
    Comments: 17
    Favorites: 20
    Uploaded: 07/17/12
    Bad day Bad day
  • Views: 2288
    Thumbs Up 27 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +23
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 12/06/10
    Hit it and quit it Hit it and quit it
  • Views: 3232
    Thumbs Up 19 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +14
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 11/20/12
    Workaholics Workaholics
  • Views: 1006
    Thumbs Up 7 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +5
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/29/11
    WII FAIL WII FAIL

latest user's comments

#26 - in relevance to selective service. UsGov sends you a letter an… 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #10 0
#78 - nope 04/27/2015 on GTA V Logic 0
#76 - don't reply 04/09/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#75 - YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#73 - IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#71 - A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#13941 - I'm not even gonna disagree with you because I like your taste in cars  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on /cars/ 0
#13943 - hourlyb (04/08/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#13937 - Hahahaha I see your point there, but I definitely think you ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on /cars/ 0
#13938 - hourlyb (04/08/2015) [-]
But the C5 and the Celica already look ok.
But cars like fugly up there can never be beautiful. No matter what, it aint gonna happen.
However, beautiful and unsafe cars like the R34 GTR or a '69 Mustang can be made safe with roll-cages, harnesses and aftermarket airbags.
User avatar #13941 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
I'm not even gonna disagree with you because I like your taste in cars
#13943 - hourlyb (04/08/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#66 - I looked up some specs and found the 335 0-60 is 4.8 With a 1/…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#69 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
a half a second isnt going to make much of a difference once you factor in the drivers skill, in both cars, and the weather and the fact that the half a second increase costs and extra 20 thousand dollars. not to mention that its very unlikely that youre going to be driving it anywhere where that half a second is going to make a difference. and if you are, you would probably get something in a higher class than either of them. in short, why would you pay an extra 20 grand on top of the already outrageous amount new cars cost for a half second increase that wont change a go damn thing?
User avatar #71 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either and I'm not arguing the worth of the cars but the bmw is a bette/fasterr performance car anyone can see
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat
#63 - im pretty sure that the golf has like 200hp/190ft-lbs and the …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
#64 - bjarmstrong (04/07/2015) [-]
the 335i does have 300 hp, and the gti has 220. but theyre 0-60 times are the exact same. and the top speed of the 335i is 4 mph more the the gti. the difference in drive trains doesnt mean anything, it just decides whether the car is pushed or pulled, and if you live somewhere with bad weather, rwd only makes driving in the winter harder and makes it easier to get stuck or spin out. so a difference in horsepower doesnt make them completely different from each other, thats like saying a sunfire and a z24 cavalier are different because the cavalier has more power. overall, the 335i has a 4 mph advantage over the gti (but youll never drive that fast anyway), a much larger price tag (especially when you take fuel consumption into consideration), worse handling, the exact same 0-60 time, and a smaller trunk. theyre two very similar cars (except for a couple details), and one of them is a much better choice. im a huge fan of fast cars and racing and driving in general, but why would i spend and extra 20 grand for 4 extra miles per hour and a more impractical drivetrain?
User avatar #66 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
I looked up some specs and found the 335 0-60 is 4.8 With a 1/4 of 13.8 and the same year (2007) gti has a 0-60 of 6.0 seconds with a 1/4 of 14.5, I don't remember what year they were driving but those are pretty big differences

Zeroto60times.com
#69 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
a half a second isnt going to make much of a difference once you factor in the drivers skill, in both cars, and the weather and the fact that the half a second increase costs and extra 20 thousand dollars. not to mention that its very unlikely that youre going to be driving it anywhere where that half a second is going to make a difference. and if you are, you would probably get something in a higher class than either of them. in short, why would you pay an extra 20 grand on top of the already outrageous amount new cars cost for a half second increase that wont change a go damn thing?
User avatar #71 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
A half a second is pretty big with cars, I wouldn't buy either and I'm not arguing the worth of the cars but the bmw is a bette/fasterr performance car anyone can see
#72 - bjarmstrong (04/08/2015) [-]
if you watch the top gear segment, they show that the gti is the better all around performer. maybe you should watch that.
User avatar #73 - CrackWhores (04/08/2015) [-]
IN THE RAIN Jesus Christ dude
#74 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
exactly, IN A LITTLE RAIN. if a little bit of rain can cause your car to spin out, then it is not a great all around performer. jesus christ yourself, fuckin moron.
#76 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
don't reply
User avatar #75 - CrackWhores (04/09/2015) [-]
YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT ITS RIDICULOUS....... I'm done talking to you because obviously you are not smart enough to comprehend that driving in the rain and racing in the rain are 2 different things, do you honestly think the people driving this around town and spinning out randomly? Fuck off what are you 12?
#77 - bjarmstrong (04/09/2015) [-]
We've been talking about racing in the rain the whole goddamn time you fucking moronic twat

user's channels

Join Subscribe 4chan
Join Subscribe dolan
Join Subscribe funnycats
Join Subscribe morbid-channel

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #8 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, if you don't play items anymore, could I have yours?
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CrackWhores (06/15/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #4 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #5 to #4 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
*roll pic*
#6 to #5 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
**CrackWhores rolled a random comment #127 posted by lostacoslocos at Long Distance ** :
THIS. This is ************* adorable :D <3
By the way, where did you get those necklaces??? :33

#7 to #6 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
**CrackWhores rolled a random image posted in comment #441 at Haeking Duck Face Yeaa Boii **
User avatar #1 - Paczilla (12/07/2010) [-]
your **** has been thumbed
#2 to #1 - anonymous (04/09/2011) [-]
That's a weird fetish you got there...
 Friends (0)