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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#1597
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Highest Content Rank:#712
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#8379 - Fuck. 03/05/2014 on new rolling game 0
#8378 - **CrabFace rolls 510**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on new rolling game 0
User avatar #8379 - CrabFace (03/05/2014) [-]
Fuck.
#8377 - **CrabFace rolls 3**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on new rolling game 0
User avatar #8378 - CrabFace (03/05/2014) [-]
**CrabFace rolls 510**
User avatar #8379 - CrabFace (03/05/2014) [-]
Fuck.
#3 - Ohh oke, ik zag dat je leraar was hier in Rotterdam. En je zou…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2014 on friendshipsabitch's profile 0
User avatar #4 - friendshipsabitch (03/05/2014) [-]
Haha ja klopt nja ik studeer in Rdam Ik geef hier in Zeeland les

En twas iets van 5% ofzo in zon grafiek die iemand had gemaakt maar dat kan wel eens meer zijn
#5 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
ja wat is er? hahahahah (':
#6 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
-Zeeland ook btw
User avatar #7 - friendshipsabitch (03/06/2014) [-]
Facking chill waarzo in Zeeland?
#8 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
school in vlissingen en wonend in hulst
User avatar #9 - friendshipsabitch (03/06/2014) [-]
Studeer je aan de HZ?
#10 - leraar (03/07/2014) [-]
soort van, we gebruiken het lab van het hz
User avatar #11 - friendshipsabitch (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh chil mn pa geeft les aan de HZ maar niet lab-gerelateerd dus je kent m vast niet :0
#12 - leraar (03/07/2014) [-]
haha jammer
#1 - Hey man, ik zag dat je meedeed aan Lif or get Banned en zag da…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2014 on friendshipsabitch's profile 0
User avatar #2 - friendshipsabitch (03/05/2014) [-]
Haha wss niet want ik woon in Zeeland, wel leuk dat er nog een Nederlander hier zit
User avatar #3 - CrabFace (03/05/2014) [-]
Ohh oke, ik zag dat je leraar was hier in Rotterdam. En je zou je echt enorm verbazen als je wist hoeveel Nederlanders er hier zijn.
User avatar #4 - friendshipsabitch (03/05/2014) [-]
Haha ja klopt nja ik studeer in Rdam Ik geef hier in Zeeland les

En twas iets van 5% ofzo in zon grafiek die iemand had gemaakt maar dat kan wel eens meer zijn
#5 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
ja wat is er? hahahahah (':
#6 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
-Zeeland ook btw
User avatar #7 - friendshipsabitch (03/06/2014) [-]
Facking chill waarzo in Zeeland?
#8 - leraar (03/06/2014) [-]
school in vlissingen en wonend in hulst
User avatar #9 - friendshipsabitch (03/06/2014) [-]
Studeer je aan de HZ?
#10 - leraar (03/07/2014) [-]
soort van, we gebruiken het lab van het hz
User avatar #11 - friendshipsabitch (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh chil mn pa geeft les aan de HZ maar niet lab-gerelateerd dus je kent m vast niet :0
#12 - leraar (03/07/2014) [-]
haha jammer
#15 - This picture is making me feel so confused about myself. 03/05/2014 on Title +17
#130 - It'll probably suck your dick. I suggest trying it out.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Having trouble sleeping?... +3
User avatar #133 - commontroll (03/05/2014) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough. Made eye contact and it gobbled my knob.
#1 - Sorry for the random add, but i heard you knew some stuff abou… 03/04/2014 on vladpills's profile 0
#62 - Username: Crabface Age: 20 Starting Weight: 250LBS … 03/04/2014 on Please ignore if you're not... 0
#60 - I'm in there, although i have no idea why i'm even trying.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Please ignore if you're not... 0
User avatar #61 - istartedthewar (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude, you aleady look pretty strong, just cut back on carbs and up in protein, and do some cardio.
#21 - Don't look behind you, it'll get angry.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Having trouble sleeping?... +78
#245 - hackhazardly (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm behind you, Toby. I'm right behind you. Don't look. Don't look at me. One look and you will die. I'm reaching out, Toby. I'm so close. Don't turn around. Oh, I can touch you
User avatar #232 - thatawesomesexyguy (03/05/2014) [-]
After 3 minutes of awkwardly flailing my arm behind me and feeling nothing, I still don't feel safe turning around
#136 - newtamalego (03/05/2014) [-]
I sit against the wall, in my laptop and every time I see something saying turn around I always have to, even though I can feel the wall behind me.
#128 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
fuck you. the window.
#271 - desacabose (03/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - commontroll (03/05/2014) [-]
What if I just tickle it with my feet?
User avatar #130 - CrabFace (03/05/2014) [-]
It'll probably suck your dick. I suggest trying it out.
User avatar #133 - commontroll (03/05/2014) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough. Made eye contact and it gobbled my knob.
#84 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey don't call my sister an it!
User avatar #62 - hiken (03/04/2014) [-]
Awesome, now my closet is even... more angry with me.
User avatar #59 - thefogwoggler (03/04/2014) [-]
the wall?
User avatar #55 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/04/2014) [-]
what movie is that line from?
#8 - I was gonna write >inb4 someone says that all these woman a… 03/04/2014 on Beauty +2
#11 - I need to see this.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on This will cheer you up +1
#18 - jafkdb (03/04/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #34 - situmus (03/04/2014) [-]
That is the face of death.
User avatar #36 - soopfox (03/04/2014) [-]
In that case.
brb, an hero
User avatar #12 - churrundo (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll see if I find it on youtube
User avatar #20 - itrinx (03/04/2014) [-]
Search for Hwayoung
User avatar #25 - vileinsect (03/04/2014) [-]
you'll get wardrobe malfunction brah
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#164 - That carrot thing is bullshit, i've got my finger bitten, cut … 02/27/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 3... +4
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#86 - I thumb down any anime post because i usually don't get the re… 02/20/2014 on I don't like anime. 0
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#14 - yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Fill in the blank +1
#15 - brokentrucker (02/13/2014) [-]
Carry on then
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User avatar #605 - ied (07/01/2014) [-]
can i buy your 500 tokens
User avatar #606 to #605 - CrabFace (07/01/2014) [-]
Depends.
User avatar #607 to #606 - ied (07/01/2014) [-]
huh
User avatar #608 to #607 - CrabFace (07/01/2014) [-]
On what you're offering.
User avatar #609 to #608 - ied (07/01/2014) [-]
i can collect badges for you
User avatar #601 - hiddenwarrior (02/03/2014) [-]
I see you still use the drawing I made as your profile pic (:
User avatar #602 to #601 - CrabFace (02/03/2014) [-]
Of course i do! It's awesome!
User avatar #593 - cocoman (10/18/2013) [-]
HALLEU MEDE HOLLANDER
User avatar #595 to #593 - CrabFace (10/22/2013) [-]
Hallo.
User avatar #591 - ied (10/10/2013) [-]
sell me former
User avatar #592 to #591 - CrabFace (10/10/2013) [-]
make offer.
User avatar #590 to #589 - meelo (09/04/2013) [-]
10/10.

Mijn laptop is kapot (((
User avatar #584 - capslockrage (08/15/2013) [-]
why would you decline lol, i overpaid to be nice
User avatar #585 to #584 - CrabFace (08/15/2013) [-]
i'm sorry but i don't have any keys or anything.

ehh idunno take em.
User avatar #586 to #585 - capslockrage (08/15/2013) [-]
nevermind its cool
User avatar #587 to #586 - CrabFace (08/15/2013) [-]
Take eeeem.
User avatar #581 - articuno (08/14/2013) [-]
Would you like to trade?
User avatar #583 to #581 - CrabFace (08/14/2013) [-]
if i have anything you want you can offer.
User avatar #582 to #581 - CrabFace (08/14/2013) [-]
i dont have shit.
User avatar #580 - meelo (08/05/2013) [-]
krabgezicht
#2edgy
User avatar #573 - meelo (06/27/2013) [-]
Secretgiver
User avatar #574 to #573 - CrabFace (06/30/2013) [-]
he?
User avatar #569 - CrabFace (06/17/2013) [-]
Guava, how are you still not getting it?
User avatar #557 - meelo (06/04/2013) [-]
Hij leeft ;o
User avatar #558 to #557 - CrabFace (06/04/2013) [-]
eh half.


zeg heb jij wel eens DayZ gespeeld?
User avatar #559 to #558 - meelo (06/04/2013) [-]
Yup, heb er aardig wat uren in zitten tbh.
Hoezo dan?
User avatar #560 to #559 - CrabFace (06/04/2013) [-]
Nou, ik heb het net gekocht, heb geen idee hoe t werkt. En kan geen games joinen. Dus help?
User avatar #561 to #560 - meelo (06/04/2013) [-]
Ik neem aan dat je Arma 2 en Arma 2: OA hebt gekocht? En de DayZ hebt geinstalleerd?
User avatar #563 to #561 - CrabFace (06/04/2013) [-]
Kom ff spelen met me dan?

paas je steam
User avatar #564 to #563 - meelo (06/04/2013) [-]
Steam is RobertInc met een i. Maar kan nu ff niet spelen, zit net in gmod met een vriend En heb Arma 2 en alles er niet meer op staan, dus die moet ik eerst installeren.

En weet je wat er out of date is? Had ik in het begin ook namelijk
User avatar #565 to #564 - CrabFace (06/04/2013) [-]
Je moet kennelijk het spel opstarten in de beta van OA. Dan werkt t
User avatar #566 to #565 - meelo (06/04/2013) [-]
O ja. Klopt, je speelt altijd in de beta.

En dit is mn steam: Robert Inc (kopieer maar, dan heb je hem zeker goed)
User avatar #562 to #561 - CrabFace (06/04/2013) [-]
Uhu. Heb net al ff DayZ gespeeld. werd steedsgenakt door zombies. Maar nu probeer ik weer te joinen en kan ik steeds geen game in, omdat er staat dat ik niet de goeie versie heb.
#555 - therealslim (05/23/2013) [-]
This is the first one Ive made in awhile So Its not that great
User avatar #556 to #555 - CrabFace (05/23/2013) [-]
That's awesome man. Thanks a lot! I like it alot!
User avatar #553 - jorgethemaster (05/02/2013) [-]
Would you sell your toastformer for RITs?
User avatar #554 to #553 - CrabFace (05/06/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #551 - CrabFace (04/26/2013) [-]
thanks krizziskill
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User avatar #543 - Tenxseiga (04/25/2013) [-]
thank you but that wasnt necesarry kind crab
User avatar #544 to #543 - CrabFace (04/25/2013) [-]
i know but i am thankfull, so i give gift.
#542 - meelo (04/25/2013) [-]
Do you even avatar?
Do you even avatar?
User avatar #579 to #542 - CrabFace (07/30/2013) [-]
fagget
User avatar #531 - iatedub (04/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/items/3548311#3548311

I'm paying addy for other things and along with the deal that item is now DCed and there is only 2 out there... and I have one of them.. So that was more than a fair offer
User avatar #533 to #531 - iatedub (04/18/2013) [-]
So crabface, Want to accept that offer now?...
User avatar #534 to #533 - CrabFace (04/18/2013) [-]
check below.
User avatar #532 to #531 - CrabFace (04/18/2013) [-]
well alright, then it might have been a fair offer.

But that's my only godgem and from the start i swore i would never sell my toastformer.
User avatar #535 to #532 - iatedub (04/18/2013) [-]
b-but its rare as fuck.....
User avatar #536 to #535 - CrabFace (04/18/2013) [-]
and i never break a promise.
User avatar #537 to #536 - iatedub (04/18/2013) [-]
ppplease??
User avatar #539 to #538 - iatedub (04/18/2013) [-]
:-( lol
User avatar #525 - tramp (04/04/2013) [-]
don't have ocd, i just like 555 :P
User avatar #526 to #525 - CrabFace (04/04/2013) [-]
Lel,
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