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Conemen

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/31/2009
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:North Carolina
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Comment Ranking:#7636
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2198
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Content Views:973858
Times Content Favorited:2020 times
Total Comments Made:1063
FJ Points:21115
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#66 - The Caps lock key is a modified version of the Shift lock key …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Dr, Stinson to the rescue. +8
#83 - cabbagemayhem (08/11/2013) [-]
A LONG TIME AGO IN THE INTERNET, THERE WERE A GREAT MANY PEOPLE WHO USED THE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GRAND AND OTHERS WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO READ WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. BUT ALL WAS NOT WELL IN THE INTERNET, BECAUSE ALL-CAPS WRITINGS WERE NOT EASY FOR THE EYE TO READ, AND IT CONVEYED NOTHING THAT PUNCTUATION AND PROPER WORD USAGE COULD NOT CONVEY BETTER. THANKS TO THE MIND OF THE INTERNET IN THOSE DAYS, CAPS LOCK BECAME A THING OF NAUGHT AND WAS BANISHED FROM THE INTERNET. FROM THEN ON CAPS LOCK BECAME A SYMBOL OF IGNORANCE AND NOOBS. NOW, WITH DROVES OF NOOBS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA, THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS BEING UNLEASHED AGAIN UPON THE INTERNET WITHOUT MERCY. BLESSED BE THEY WHO FIGHT THROUGH THE THUMBS OF THE NEWFAGS TO LOCK THE BEAST AWAY ONCE AGAIN. DURING THESE TIMES OF TROUBLE, YOU MAY WANT TO STAY YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY FOR ANOTHER TIME, SIR.
User avatar #67 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
That's the same reason keyboards have the letters "qwerty" on the above left. It was made like this because when people used typewriters the keys stuck and had to be fixed by hand, which was annoying. So the makers put the less used letters (qwerty) together so as to not disturb, and modern keyboards decided to follow the tradition.
So what? Putting yor comment on all caps suggests you crave for attention, such as tumblr users.
User avatar #81 - kievaughnb (08/11/2013) [-]
The sticking thing is a myth
User avatar #68 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
It didn't really mean anything, and it's crazy that one would suggest a typing style that everyone has used for years is from Tumblr.

they do do that shit a lot though but that wasn't my purpose
#70 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it is from tumblr, but they use it quite often today, as far as I can see for post on here.
But anyways, I just got carried away, like when an average funnyjunker sees an "XD" or a rage face.
User avatar #71 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
I understand what you mean, but hey, at least it wasn't a rageface xdddddddddddxdxdxle
#72 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
#4 - AS THE ANON GETS THUMBED DOWN INTO OBLIVION  [+] (10 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Dr, Stinson to the rescue. +167
User avatar #50 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
Go back to tumblr with your capslock
User avatar #66 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
The Caps lock key is a modified version of the Shift lock key that occupies the same position on the keyboards of mechanical typewriters. An early innovation in mechanical typewriters was the introduction of a second character on each typebar, thereby doubling the number of characters that could be typed, using the same number of keys. The second character was positioned above the first on the face of each typebar, and the shift key caused the entire type apparatus to move, physically shifting the positioning of the typebars relative to the ink ribbon. Just as in modern computer keyboards, the shifted position was used to produce capitals and secondary characters.
#83 - cabbagemayhem (08/11/2013) [-]
A LONG TIME AGO IN THE INTERNET, THERE WERE A GREAT MANY PEOPLE WHO USED THE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GRAND AND OTHERS WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO READ WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. BUT ALL WAS NOT WELL IN THE INTERNET, BECAUSE ALL-CAPS WRITINGS WERE NOT EASY FOR THE EYE TO READ, AND IT CONVEYED NOTHING THAT PUNCTUATION AND PROPER WORD USAGE COULD NOT CONVEY BETTER. THANKS TO THE MIND OF THE INTERNET IN THOSE DAYS, CAPS LOCK BECAME A THING OF NAUGHT AND WAS BANISHED FROM THE INTERNET. FROM THEN ON CAPS LOCK BECAME A SYMBOL OF IGNORANCE AND NOOBS. NOW, WITH DROVES OF NOOBS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA, THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS BEING UNLEASHED AGAIN UPON THE INTERNET WITHOUT MERCY. BLESSED BE THEY WHO FIGHT THROUGH THE THUMBS OF THE NEWFAGS TO LOCK THE BEAST AWAY ONCE AGAIN. DURING THESE TIMES OF TROUBLE, YOU MAY WANT TO STAY YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY FOR ANOTHER TIME, SIR.
User avatar #67 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
That's the same reason keyboards have the letters "qwerty" on the above left. It was made like this because when people used typewriters the keys stuck and had to be fixed by hand, which was annoying. So the makers put the less used letters (qwerty) together so as to not disturb, and modern keyboards decided to follow the tradition.
So what? Putting yor comment on all caps suggests you crave for attention, such as tumblr users.
User avatar #81 - kievaughnb (08/11/2013) [-]
The sticking thing is a myth
User avatar #68 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
It didn't really mean anything, and it's crazy that one would suggest a typing style that everyone has used for years is from Tumblr.

they do do that shit a lot though but that wasn't my purpose
#70 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it is from tumblr, but they use it quite often today, as far as I can see for post on here.
But anyways, I just got carried away, like when an average funnyjunker sees an "XD" or a rage face.
User avatar #71 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
I understand what you mean, but hey, at least it wasn't a rageface xdddddddddddxdxdxle
#72 - vycanismajoris (08/11/2013) [-]
#48 - lawerancearm (08/11/2013) [-]
Oblivion, you say?
#21 - How do trees use the Internet? they_ log_ on  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Looks like I'm about to..... +106
User avatar #82 - masterspectre (08/11/2013) [-]
What you should be asking is how the Internet uses trees.
#72 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
pun
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User avatar #56 - seniorawesomesauce (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh hey, I'm in that gif!
User avatar #71 - arrowinurbutt (08/11/2013) [-]
Howaboutthat.jpeg
User avatar #23 - hamsterball (08/11/2013) [-]
CARLOS!
#151 - ******* ****** WIGGLY 08/07/2013 on therealtjthemedic's profile 0
#147 - Picture 08/06/2013 on Coming September 10th +1
#114 - and some tutorials and you'll be good. Arena isn't too great …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Coming September 10th +1
#143 - dawinnamon (08/06/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #147 - Conemen (08/06/2013) [-]
#25 - walk up in the club like where are the penguins? 08/06/2013 on Club Penguin Compilation 0
#62 - He actually wrote "Ain't got no how watchamacallit" … 08/05/2013 on My role model +7
#10 - it's okay ily 08/05/2013 on gotta roast fast 0
#2 - Doobie Doo 08/05/2013 on scob and shugg 0
#3 - Squidward doesn't like being Spongebob's friend …  [+] (66 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Looks a little suggestive +99
User avatar #31 - FLCLol (08/05/2013) [-]
whats the deal with the eye?
i just hovered over it for the first time and more text sprung out of fucking nowhere
what is it
User avatar #96 - wellfuckmylife (08/05/2013) [-]
Where were you before? I have seen this so many times and I didn't get what it was...
User avatar #53 - thegrimgenius (08/05/2013) [-]
Snape Kills Dumbledore.
User avatar #33 - awesomanium (08/05/2013) [-]
It's meant to be for spoilers, so you don't see it unless you want to, but I don't think I've ever seen it like that.
#8 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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User avatar #193 - problematique (08/05/2013) [-]
why's everyone so disturbed, spongebob's expression of pleasure kind of turns me on :3
#181 - voidekatwo (08/05/2013) [-]
Thats just... ugh.
#174 - soggytomatoe (08/05/2013) [-]
You disgust me
#176 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #163 - nesquik (08/05/2013) [-]
I wonder how people would've reacted if it was a detailed picture of sandy instead
User avatar #165 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
Probably the same
User avatar #166 - nesquik (08/05/2013) [-]
I disagree entirely. I will post one next time I see a spongebob post with lots of thumbs, and if I get a reaction at all I'll mention you, k?
User avatar #167 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
alright
#159 - alexsinco (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #158 - ugottanked (08/05/2013) [-]
the worst part is three people favorited it
#149 - ultimatefusion (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - greasynutsack (08/05/2013) [-]
Who are the terrible people that favourited this comment?
#132 - niggaranger (08/05/2013) [-]
#151 - zorororonoa (08/05/2013) [-]
This Jontron gif also fits the situation quite well
#131 - nymikemet (08/05/2013) [-]
Why does this Exist?
User avatar #128 - tomorrowsnightmare (08/05/2013) [-]
I could have gone my entire life without seeing that but holy shit its hilarious.
#117 - imostlyroll (08/05/2013) [-]
Curse everyone for reacting and not saying what it was and making me press show. Curse you alllllllll! It's squidward and spongebob doing it.
#115 - furiousmarshmellow (08/05/2013) [-]
#106 - kewlstorybro (08/05/2013) [-]
someone faved that
User avatar #129 - dizzleboy (08/05/2013) [-]
it was me
#101 - derpishb (08/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #88 - plataeiou (08/05/2013) [-]
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!?
#74 - Creant (08/05/2013) [-]
#72 - mcswoof (08/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 - DeathclawRulez (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #104 - mcswoof (08/05/2013) [-]
No clue.
#68 - obnoxygen (08/05/2013) [-]
My crotch was itchy so I scratched it. Doing so as I was scrolling down, my brother walked in. Thank you.
#69 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
No problem
#160 - dippitydoin (08/05/2013) [-]
what was that show's name?
User avatar #161 - gameshredder (08/05/2013) [-]
Freaknik The Musical
#62 - purplepig (08/05/2013) [-]
#61 - gameofpwned (08/05/2013) [-]
PFW
Plankton's face when
User avatar #59 - unoriginalaccount (08/05/2013) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny
#58 - deviroux (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - rjake (08/05/2013) [-]
i knew it was coming.
i knew what would happen if i hit show.
i brought it upon myself.
User avatar #127 - falconxmard (08/05/2013) [-]
I still clicked show comment even after I read your comment...
#48 - fukkendragonite (08/05/2013) [-]
Every last shred of my why
#42 - xelmoelitex (08/05/2013) [-]
Why would you even have something like that???
#38 - kaboomz (08/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#34 - vissova (08/05/2013) [-]
The fact that you would even have a pic like that...
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#81 - karmakoala (08/05/2013) [-]
which episode is that from?

I offer Nappa as cthulu in payment
#183 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [-]
cthulu? All I see is an epic beard/mustache combo
User avatar #87 - ggggotmethisname (08/05/2013) [-]
broly movie
#105 - karmakoala (08/05/2013) [-]
Thanks. Have a picture of Goku
#14 - radik (08/05/2013) [-]
#13 - unpheasantsurprise (08/05/2013) [-]
Oh god what the fuck
#10 - ironsoul (08/05/2013) [-]
#204 - gameshredder (08/06/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#207 - holmesc (08/06/2013) [-]
where's that from?
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User avatar #141 - hellreaver (08/05/2013) [-]
that is by far the best spongebob picture ive seen

that turns me on
#3 - thepiratebay.sx and a copy of uTorrent 08/05/2013 on I have a question 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 08/04/2013 on PETER CAPALDI +150
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Add Me a Face (Desc Look) 0
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#7 - You have a car phone? Is it like an antique car or one of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Who was phone? +1
#15 - compchomp (08/14/2013) [-]
Late 90's bmw car phone haha.
#12 - wow anon you're so edgy one day i want to grow up and be a… 08/04/2013 on Friendzone isn't the safe zone +1
#7 - oh hi  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on gotta roast fast 0
User avatar #9 - melolsoohard (08/05/2013) [-]
hi
had no idea this was ever posted though
User avatar #10 - Conemen (08/05/2013) [-]
it's okay ily
User avatar #8 - Nullifier (08/03/2013) [-]
nice shade of blue, though
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on The Damn Train +2
#4 - tuhtuh (08/03/2013) [-]
And on that day, derps were had by all me.
#15 - "my friend made it"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Haha u fucker +8
User avatar #22 - melolsoohard (08/05/2013) [-]
I THOUGHT MY FRIEND DID OK

thumb for the gif though
#16 - If you watch the UK series you'll find he's really nice  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Gordon and Simon +2
User avatar #19 - treefox (08/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he just hates Americans.
#30 - My friend sold me one for $4 best deal ever 08/03/2013 on Yard sales - likealaugh.org 0
#4226613 - Actually, I can prove that. 08/02/2013 on Play items 0
#4226361 - Picture 08/02/2013 on Play items 0
#4226344 - But he did some **** to someone else who thought they'd…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226347 - rapevan (08/02/2013) [-]
yes okay i dont know about that
but im not gonna ''stay the fuck away from him'' just because 1 guy says so
#4226361 - Conemen (08/02/2013) [-]
#4226337 - Some people are really dumb, apparently they lost all of their… 08/02/2013 on Play items -1

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User avatar #19 - ayumu (01/04/2015) [-]
i need to speak to zingzingzing
User avatar #20 to #19 - Conemen (01/04/2015) [-]
you forgot the bah
#17 - sebthebrony (08/11/2013) [-]
you gon' get banned 			*****
you gon' get banned *****
User avatar #18 to #17 - Conemen (08/11/2013) [-]
but
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User avatar #6 - clechyl (02/16/2013) [-]
I love you <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - Conemen (02/17/2013) [-]
<3
#4 - anonymous (11/02/2011) [-]
hey how do you get a capital letter as your first
letter on fj.. It doesn't let me and im going to create an
account.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Conemen (11/02/2011) [-]
Hold shift
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