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#24 - Ah, but what are his policies on Chechnya?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Soviet Bear +5
#28 - angelusprimus (05/09/2014) [-]
Good soviet policies.
Take Chechens, move then to Siberia, then Russians in house of pyple you moved.
There, Chechenya russian. always been russian. No ask questions.
#33 - lokischosen (05/09/2014) [-]
#47 - Nuttin' 'rong wit dat, humie.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2014 on flawless logic +13
#62 - thechosentroll (05/09/2014) [-]
Datz good an' all, but we needz to make it louda. Boyz, put on ya finkin' caps.
#131 - ComradeBritish (05/09/2014) [-]
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#60 - thunderchanter (05/09/2014) [-]
I'll just leave this here
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#110 - kiaserzerg (05/09/2014) [-]
#7 - And then you realise if you don't bad juju happens. 05/09/2014 on Never say that something is... -4
#13 - Replace the plastic spoon with a metal one, increases longevity. 05/06/2014 on Office Wars: How to get a... 0
#134 - Picture 05/06/2014 on They’ve Got a Point +2
#85 - **ComradeBritish rolls 70** 05/04/2014 on It ain't easy 0
#107 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Pokemon Feels +6
#137 - excentric (05/05/2014) [-]
Well fuck...
#134 - pwnfrnzy (05/05/2014) [-]
This brought on more feels than the actual content.
#127 - RedHulk (05/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Whoa fucking Whoa! calm down with that shit Your gonna hurt someone with those feels..
#106 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Pokemon Feels +6
#107 - ComradeBritish (05/04/2014) [-]
#137 - excentric (05/05/2014) [-]
Well fuck...
#134 - pwnfrnzy (05/05/2014) [-]
This brought on more feels than the actual content.
#127 - RedHulk (05/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Whoa fucking Whoa! calm down with that shit Your gonna hurt someone with those feels..
#105 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Pokemon Feels +6
#106 - ComradeBritish (05/04/2014) [-]
#107 - ComradeBritish (05/04/2014) [-]
#137 - excentric (05/05/2014) [-]
Well fuck...
#134 - pwnfrnzy (05/05/2014) [-]
This brought on more feels than the actual content.
#127 - RedHulk (05/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Whoa fucking Whoa! calm down with that shit Your gonna hurt someone with those feels..
#104 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Pokemon Feels +7
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#137 - excentric (05/05/2014) [-]
Well fuck...
#134 - pwnfrnzy (05/05/2014) [-]
This brought on more feels than the actual content.
#127 - RedHulk (05/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Whoa fucking Whoa! calm down with that shit Your gonna hurt someone with those feels..
#18 - Picture 05/04/2014 on hornets +3
#14 - Well the top one is just a better angle I suppose, all the obj… 05/04/2014 on Perspective 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on A cat is fine too +9
#16 - dethcurl (05/04/2014) [-]
so um....whos this bug lady?
#12 - guardianatreyu (05/04/2014) [-]
It's really kinda sexy.
#11 - horrusia (05/04/2014) [-]
For the laugh!
#27 - Picture 05/04/2014 on (untitled) +3
#25 - Picture 05/03/2014 on mfw "high capacity" magazines +1
#63 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Effect of Feminism 85 +9
#156 - It's like with Werewolves, the pistols have special bullets to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on The Truth +4
#215 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Happened in borderlands 2 as well. Roland you faggot why didn't you have a shield of any description.
#10 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Of many chechens +9
#4 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Perfect Crossover 0
#28 - And then he gets impaled, unfortunately.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on One Of My Favorite Actors +3
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User avatar #48 - spawnconnery (04/27/2014) [-]
Shiiiit nigga that's a big spoiler.
#12 - Picture 04/27/2014 on I don't even +26
#42 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
#5 - Pretty badass, glad he's happy after the experience. 04/27/2014 on hi 5 0
#45 - Nothing like Game Of thrones, nothing to the death. But bringi…  [+] (104 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat +15
User avatar #223 - nightmaren (04/26/2014) [-]
Well I've been fencing for 5-6 years, so that's a change I'd be open to.
User avatar #76 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
And then our culture became about 250% Awesome.
#81 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Positive x negative only results in a greater negative.
User avatar #83 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you from experience being cut by a sword hurts so.
User avatar #113 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Can I use a hammer?
User avatar #168 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I also could turn into a gelatinous cube.

And also yeah we'd cover up the close fighting pretty well.
User avatar #114 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Only if you don't mind being stabbed in the throat while you using a weapon that requires a bit of strength
#115 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I have prepared for this
User avatar #213 - heartbleed (04/26/2014) [-]
hammer makes encumbrance 50% GL with fatroll
User avatar #116 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
and that you'd be a bit slower, could be many cuts until you get a hit
if your standing.
User avatar #117 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I would like to think I'd be okay, a good thirty pound hammer isn't much to me and I'm pretty agile. All I'd need is one good blow to take someone down. Hammer's are a beautiful thing.
User avatar #118 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
The same can be said of a blade to the throat,
Swords are beautiful as well.
#119 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
If given the opening, with a weapon like a hammer you just gotta land a hit. Bulldoze your way to victory!
User avatar #120 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Except every attack with a hammer is a opening.

you swing it?

A stab under the armpit will put you down.
You go for a over head swing?

Stab to the neck.
User avatar #122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#91 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
If you'd stop kidnapping fucking Princesses then maybe this shit would stop happening!
User avatar #92 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Well am sorry but when two princesses are scissoring you kinda want to kidnap them.
User avatar #94 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
......fair point.
User avatar #196 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Despite your fascination with a volcano you do know in fact we changelings can use magic.
and we aren't limited to lazer.s
User avatar #198 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
But can you survive in SPACE?
SPAAAAACE VOLCANO ERUPTING TO ADVENTURE!
I lava that song.
User avatar #199 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes.
We don't require oxygen.
User avatar #201 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
What about the unforgivable exposure to cosmic radiation?
....volcano
User avatar #202 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
We can survive 25 seconds about 5 inchs away from the sun's surface.
User avatar #215 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
Hacks, I call hacks.
User avatar #218 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
We don't need oxygen to survive
and we can shapeshift
we are hacks.
User avatar #221 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah well my Volcano knows your one weakness.
FAST FOOD! NOW ERUPT YOUR PROCESSED BOUNTY MY MIGHTY GROUND FISSURE IN SPACE!
FEAR THE MIGHT OF FAST-FOOD HAKUDO # 69, WIENER RAIN!
User avatar #222 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fool.
You know not what we eat.
Fear the might of the CHANGELING EMPIRE
THE LOVE OF MANY WILL PIERCE THE HEARTS OF ONE, TRANSLATION OF HEART NUMBER 192! THE LANCE OF MANY!
#224 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
Volcaaaaanuuuuuuu!
User avatar #225 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Thus the foe has been vanquished.
#226 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
You win this round, Warzon!
Some day I'll defeat you and your changeling do-gooders, some daaaaay!
User avatar #227 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
Were anti hero's jackass!

Now get out of here.
#228 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh alright, fine.
But I'm billing you for the volcano.
#159 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Well thank you but I don't fly.
User avatar #164 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
Then what, you just commute during your abductions?
User avatar #244 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
I spiked your robotic vessel a hour ago.
Your transponder will explode.
Well now.
User avatar #245 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Well poop....
How a conversation about sword dueling spiraled into this is completely beyond me.
Minus is blasting off agaaaiiiin!
User avatar #246 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
well at least it dint end in sex...
wait damn that's what I wanted.
#247 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Yep, no sex for you.
I leave you with an incredibly relevant gif.
#248 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
changelings are every gender and no gender
User avatar #249 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Well then slightly less relevant gif.
User avatar #250 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
course
User avatar #229 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
Whats that?

You want me to read you another translation of love?

even after it pierced a space volcano.
Well okay since you asked.
User avatar #230 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Uh, no, no that's alright, I have important....things to attend to...yeah
User avatar #231 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
Lance or sword.
User avatar #232 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Neither, good thing I made an escape Volcano!
User avatar #233 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
You mean the one I pierced with a lance?
User avatar #235 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
I'll call a Taxi instead.....
User avatar #236 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah no, anti heros
you aren't leaving.
User avatar #237 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
*Leaves in Taxi
User avatar #239 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
**warzon lances taxi**
User avatar #241 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
*Crawls from wreckage
What is this incredible feeling welling up inside me?
oh, that's right...pain.

ooooooowww.....
User avatar #242 - warzon (04/27/2014) [-]
**warzon stands over minus**

Yeah.

here let me end that.
User avatar #243 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Hahaha, fool!
This was merely a robotic duplicate to distract you while I made a jaunty pose and escaped several comments ago!
Not only is this set to explode, but I'm billing you for the Taxi too!
This isn't the end of our wacky adventures, not by a long shot!
I had a BLAST but this adventure ends with a BANG!
User avatar #234 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah that's the on-fuck!
User avatar #167 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I am a lord.
I don't run out and abduct.
User avatar #169 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
This conversation is incredibly asinine.
#170 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
And also a distraction from what's happening.
User avatar #171 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
I thought that was interactive theater...
User avatar #172 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
How so?
User avatar #173 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm an optimist?
User avatar #174 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Good luck.
User avatar #176 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
I'll just defeat them with a baking soda volcano or something.
User avatar #180 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
They can shoot lazers.
User avatar #183 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
It is a very reflective volcano.
User avatar #192 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
and can use magic
User avatar #194 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
No I'm afraid the volcano is not capable of magic.
You are not the first to be fooled, it is merely incredibly shiny.
User avatar #95 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
And since am a walking tank I can take a few hits
you on the other hand.
#96 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would I be on your other hand? This multitasking of your is going too far.
User avatar #97 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Tis a expression.
User avatar #98 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Your hand is far too small to me my hand.
#127 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
How did finger that one out?


puuuuuuuuun
#128 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Because you aren't man enough.
#132 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #135 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right.
User avatar #140 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm in private browsing, I get logged out on occasion.
Furthermore I propose I am indeed man enough for any challenge you yourself could possibly hope to face successfully.
User avatar #142 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Have you jumped off a cliff?

I have.
Am fine thank you for asking.
User avatar #145 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
You have wings you scaley bastard.
User avatar #147 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
You assume that this wings are strong enough to fight gravity when its rushing toward you
They aren't.
in fact I think they were ripped off that time.
User avatar #158 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
I thought you were pretty fly.
User avatar #151 - minuszahnrad (04/26/2014) [-]
Bullshit, you flew over my house and shit on my car the very next day.
User avatar #152 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Racist bastard.

I don't fly.
User avatar #62 - thedutchs (04/26/2014) [-]
But then everyone would get into swordfighting and that would honestly be pretty badass
#99 - satansferret (04/26/2014) [-]
Pistols were also a way to settle these things.
User avatar #101 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but then everyone would then rely on pistols for their duels,
which is why we should go swords
#103 - satansferret (04/26/2014) [-]
I'ma shoot you with my sword pistol!
User avatar #104 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
While that's jamming ill just stab you with my fencing blade.
#106 - satansferret (04/26/2014) [-]
Nuh uh, I have a force field.
User avatar #108 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
This is a fencing blade of true piercing,
it disables force fields and ability's.
Which is why am stabbing you in the face with my Training with a fencing blade.
#109 - satansferret (04/26/2014) [-]
Haha Projected image, I'm really behind you.
User avatar #110 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
And now that your abilitys are off I can smack this blade into your face, which will hurt
then stab you in your unprotected throat.
#111 - satansferret (04/26/2014) [-]
As my disguise is dispelled you see what I really am!
User avatar #112 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
And then I stabbed you in your throat repetively.
#38 - I like this, it makes me chuckle. 04/26/2014 on To Battle! +2
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