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#215 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Happened in borderlands 2 as well. Roland you faggot why didn't you have a shield of any description.
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#122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
#129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.
Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
#139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
#144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?
A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
#149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
#141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
#146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?
And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?
Not fun stuff of course.
#155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.
Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
#163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.
You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#91 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
If you'd stop kidnapping fucking Princesses then maybe this shit would stop happening!
#243 - minuszahnrad (04/27/2014) [-]
This was merely a robotic duplicate to distract you while I made a jaunty pose and escaped several comments ago!
Not only is this set to explode, but I'm billing you for the Taxi too!
This isn't the end of our wacky adventures, not by a long shot!
I had a BLAST but this adventure ends with a BANG!
#96 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would I be on your other hand? This multitasking of your is going too far.
#127 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
How did finger that one out?
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