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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#118 - Kveldsmat: Aldri for sent.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Answer this +3
User avatar #313 - norwegiandude (07/19/2014) [-]
Feil! Det er aldri for sent for nattmat
User avatar #170 - walcorn (07/19/2014) [-]
gode gamle Fjordland Mikromat
User avatar #161 - letrollzor (07/19/2014) [-]
Er jo bare litt over halv ett. Funker de.
#74 - I often use my phone while it's still plugged in.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Filled with creamy justice +3
User avatar #86 - jalthelas (07/19/2014) [-]
But... It's not plugged in.

There would be a power cord symbol on the battery.
#97 - thismustbeseen (07/19/2014) [-]
It takes several minutes for my phone to drop to 99%
#127 - thismustbeseen (07/20/2014) [-]
Looks like someone with a terrible phone got butthurt.
User avatar #137 - jalthelas (07/20/2014) [-]
Huh?
#115 - sanguinemybrother (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't know how it happened, but my phone dropped to 40% by 11am at work the other day.

I unplug it at around 8 and It usually has about 50% left at 5pm.

How the "feck" it lost 60% in 3 hours, when I barely even took it out of my pocket, is beyond me.
#126 - thismustbeseen (07/20/2014) [-]
Probably a ton of background apps and processes running if it's discharging faster than it used to.
User avatar #132 - sanguinemybrother (07/20/2014) [-]
Giggity
#133 - sanguinemybrother (07/20/2014) [-]
Fuck, clicked reply before .gif was loaded.
#135 - thismustbeseen (07/20/2014) [-]
lol
#223 - I just want female companionship. Nudge, nudge, know wh… 07/16/2014 on Are you lonely? +2
#172 - There is such a thing as 'anti-seatbelt' activism? What the ac… 07/15/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #8 +1
#118 - I saw her in a movie with Sandra Bullock that I think was call… 07/10/2014 on She fucking sucks +1
#45 - I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad har…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're -1
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#43 - Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#35 - "That is precisely the sort of nonsense up with which I w…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
See, that's wrong too.

Putting up with something is a colloquialism in and of itself.

Using the more appropriate structure "that is precisely the sort of nonsense with which I will not put up" ends up leading to ambiguity solely because that form of colloquialism relies on ambiguous sentence structure.

The woman in that video doesn't understand the simple concept of sentence ambiguity.

a preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with. With what? It'd arguably make more sense to remove "with" altogether.

The fun in abuse of this ambiguity comes from garden path cognitive errors. A preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with milk, honey, and sugar cubes.

Now imagine you're making a rather longwinded statement and your mind is already taxed enough trying to keep up with your tongue as you spout words; which is more likely to lead to garden path grammatical errors, "with which to end a sentence" or "to end a sentence with"?

While the former presents no possibility for error, the second does, and thus it is condemned.

Get it?
#46 - kingpongthedon (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you seriously suggesting that you understand the English language better than the people at Merriam-Webster? English is a highly bastardized language with many, many source languages. As a result there are practically zero definite laws when it comes to English grammar. But at its heart English is a Germanic language, a language-family where it's commonplace to end sentence with a preposition.
User avatar #57 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

It doesn't matter if it began as German, the psychology of language still prefers the grammar proposed by the Englishmen that the woman insults.

I argue for the sake of increasing specificity and reducing ambiguity. You argue for the sake of being lazy with your speech and writing.

Apparently funnyjunk prefers laziness. Go figure.
User avatar #43 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you won't condemn me because I'm more inclined to trust the dictionary than a random FJ user.
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#33 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #34 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
WITH WHICH TO END A GOD DAMNED SENTENCE.

This video is evil.
User avatar #35 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
"That is precisely the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
See, that's wrong too.

Putting up with something is a colloquialism in and of itself.

Using the more appropriate structure "that is precisely the sort of nonsense with which I will not put up" ends up leading to ambiguity solely because that form of colloquialism relies on ambiguous sentence structure.

The woman in that video doesn't understand the simple concept of sentence ambiguity.

a preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with. With what? It'd arguably make more sense to remove "with" altogether.

The fun in abuse of this ambiguity comes from garden path cognitive errors. A preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with milk, honey, and sugar cubes.

Now imagine you're making a rather longwinded statement and your mind is already taxed enough trying to keep up with your tongue as you spout words; which is more likely to lead to garden path grammatical errors, "with which to end a sentence" or "to end a sentence with"?

While the former presents no possibility for error, the second does, and thus it is condemned.

Get it?
#46 - kingpongthedon (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you seriously suggesting that you understand the English language better than the people at Merriam-Webster? English is a highly bastardized language with many, many source languages. As a result there are practically zero definite laws when it comes to English grammar. But at its heart English is a Germanic language, a language-family where it's commonplace to end sentence with a preposition.
User avatar #57 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

It doesn't matter if it began as German, the psychology of language still prefers the grammar proposed by the Englishmen that the woman insults.

I argue for the sake of increasing specificity and reducing ambiguity. You argue for the sake of being lazy with your speech and writing.

Apparently funnyjunk prefers laziness. Go figure.
User avatar #43 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you won't condemn me because I'm more inclined to trust the dictionary than a random FJ user.
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#194 - It SOUNDS disgusting on paper, which is what I thought up unti…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Food Hacks Part 2 0
User avatar #196 - hydraetis (06/21/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound gross to me. I've put syrup and shit on my bacon plenty of times. What does sound disgusting is the paste and ridiculously sugary icing that goes with the rolls being put on meat.

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User avatar #9 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
Ran out of room in the thread.
But I'm proud of you. We can be movie buddies. xD
User avatar #10 to #9 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
**** YEAH, Movie buddies! :'D
User avatar #11 to #10 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm going to need a movie recommendation from you sometime. I have the whole weekend off from work, so I have nothing better to do with my life. xD
User avatar #12 to #11 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
Have you seen 'The Illusionist' or 'Saving Mr. Banks'? Two great flicks, both of which have Paul Giamatti in them. I love that guy xD
User avatar #13 to #12 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
I haven't seen either, to be honest. I've heard of the Illusionist though. I guess I have some watching to catch up on lol
User avatar #16 to #13 - Compootor (06/02/2014) [-]
"Is there gonna be a cover up?"
"Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?"
"But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple ****** ?"
"Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"

I lol'd.
#15 to #13 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
Okay, so Boddy's dead, was it the Butler? Isn't it always the Butler?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
The Illusionist may not be everyone's cup of tea, so you could go either way on that one, but I loved it. Saving Mr. Banks on the other hand is ******* WONDERFUL, and if you see that film and do not like it, you have no soul.

Obviously, due to the subject matter, you must have seen the original 'Mary Poppins' with Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews in order to fully appreciate its genius.
User avatar #6 - arstya (04/05/2014) [-]
Your avatar, it is adorable!

Do you have it in a large?
#8 to #6 - Compootor (04/05/2014) [-]
This one with color correction :S
This one with color correction :S
#7 to #6 - Compootor (04/05/2014) [-]
This is as large as I can get it
This is as large as I can get it
User avatar #1 - hotpost (02/15/2014) [-]
did really nobody commented here?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Compootor (02/15/2014) [-]
Err.. What?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hotpost (02/15/2014) [-]
you have a cool username and been on fj for 4 years and nobody commented on your profile
User avatar #5 to #4 - Compootor (02/15/2014) [-]
Lol, not a single person's commented on here, nope xP
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