calm your tits nigga, I didn't know you'd get so butthurt.

you get -1 thumb and you delete your comment. You're definitely not a newfag

/sarcasm

Me? A Newfag? This account was created in early 2010. I had three accounts prior to that which I abandoned as I lost and regained interest twice. I've been on FunnyJunk since 2001, which is the year the website was created, And I've been on /b/ since 2006, which was three years after 4Chan was created, so no. I'm definitely not a newfag.

Also, I said something, which I believed to be correct and someone thumbed it down. Logically, I assumed there must be a chance I was actually incorrect, and therefore deleted my comment to avoid more thumbs down. Logically, right?

calm your tits nigga, I didn't know you'd get so butthurt.

that's not the star of david, dumbass.

that's the pentacle

Judging by the Thumbs you got, you must be right.

/scarcasm

you get -1 thumb and you delete your comment. You're definitely not a newfag

/sarcasm

Me? A Newfag? This account was created in early 2010. I had three accounts prior to that which I abandoned as I lost and regained interest twice. I've been on FunnyJunk since 2001, which is the year the website was created, And I've been on /b/ since 2006, which was three years after 4Chan was created, so no. I'm definitely not a newfag.

Also, I said something, which I believed to be correct and someone thumbed it down. Logically, I assumed there must be a chance I was actually incorrect, and therefore deleted my comment to avoid more thumbs down. Logically, right?

calm your tits nigga, I didn't know you'd get so butthurt.

people usually do
/sarcasm
after their post if they really want to specify, but to me that ruins the point of the sarcasm or whatever you're trying to convey. It's just my opinion and it has people that disagree as repercussions, so like I said I'm not gonna gripe I'm just gonna let the occasional person take it seriously.

Yeah, for me to, but it really depends on what you're saying, whether or not your post requires the /sarcasm tag at the end. Sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't. Making a Text Comment sound Sarcastic is a fine art ;P

no I get what you're saying, I was just a little put off by the fact that people took it so seriously, I mean as I said everyone I've talked to about it says the same thing, so I wasn't basing it on myself. I'm just frazzeled by the fact that I'm suddenly an ass for saying something so trivial lol. But I'm not gonna gripe about that

I think it's less that you're an ass, and more that people just don't agree with your original comment, and Thumbing you down is easier than replying. I think, unless you specify that you're being lighthearted, you can count on people taking you seriously most of the time, there needs to be a Sarcasm Font or something of the sort.

people usually do
/sarcasm
after their post if they really want to specify, but to me that ruins the point of the sarcasm or whatever you're trying to convey. It's just my opinion and it has people that disagree as repercussions, so like I said I'm not gonna gripe I'm just gonna let the occasional person take it seriously.

Yeah, for me to, but it really depends on what you're saying, whether or not your post requires the /sarcasm tag at the end. Sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't. Making a Text Comment sound Sarcastic is a fine art ;P

I'm not saying it's a fact, and I'm not that dense to think your brain feels like it'll blow your penis to shreds. That was the humor in what I said. Secondly whenever I sneeze, my pissing ceases, as does everyone else who doesn't purposely try to piss while sneezing. Therefore we can all chill the fuck out :D

Pic related to people taking my lighthearted comment too seriously :3

Well, what am I supposed to think when you type up your comment as if it's a fact that you believe? It's difficult to convey things like 'Sarcasm' or a 'Lighthearted Joke' through text. Also, because your pissing ceases when you sneeze, doesn't mean everyone else's does. I don't purposefully try to piss while sneezing, I've often just been pissing and had to sneeze, and I let it come and the stream of piss remains constant. This is supported by Fcukyourcouch's comment above. Lastly, I wasn't upset or mad or anything, I just wanted to point out that what you said wasn't actually true. Anger is another thing that is easy to accidentally convey through text. Notably when the word 'Bullshit' is used :)

Look, I added a smiley at the end to convey feelings of lightheartedness as opposed to an irritated argument.

no I get what you're saying, I was just a little put off by the fact that people took it so seriously, I mean as I said everyone I've talked to about it says the same thing, so I wasn't basing it on myself. I'm just frazzeled by the fact that I'm suddenly an ass for saying something so trivial lol. But I'm not gonna gripe about that

I think it's less that you're an ass, and more that people just don't agree with your original comment, and Thumbing you down is easier than replying. I think, unless you specify that you're being lighthearted, you can count on people taking you seriously most of the time, there needs to be a Sarcasm Font or something of the sort.

people usually do
/sarcasm
after their post if they really want to specify, but to me that ruins the point of the sarcasm or whatever you're trying to convey. It's just my opinion and it has people that disagree as repercussions, so like I said I'm not gonna gripe I'm just gonna let the occasional person take it seriously.

Yeah, for me to, but it really depends on what you're saying, whether or not your post requires the /sarcasm tag at the end. Sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't. Making a Text Comment sound Sarcastic is a fine art ;P