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User avatar #191 - killamnjaro (08/27/2011) [-]
Oh hell yea, I played the shit out of Sonic Gems Collection and Sonic Mega Collection. Sadly I never actually had a N64, but I went for the next best thing.
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#126 - Deanoss (08/26/2011) [-]
i can tell from the size of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time..
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#18 - anonymous (08/18/2011) [-]
In order for this to be explained we'd first have to realize that you'd need a fixed bar to attach the magnet to so that it doesn't just pull your arms down and slam against the other.

So you fix the magnet to a poll on the boat. Unless you have some independent giant grid of the lake. Both magnets would go towards each other, both applying opposite forces and negating each others pull.

If you had a giant grid over the lake you could pull the boat with a second magnate, assuming the pole it was on was driven by an outside force. Which would have a positive net outcome. But if that's the case you might as well use an engine. XD
#8 - eyeofsauron (08/18/2011) [-]
I'm not exactly sure as to the actual physics, but since the one is attached to the boat and the one on the rod would be attracted to it and not vice-versa. It would take less force to bend the rod than it would to move the boat.

I honestly am not completely sure if thats why, I might just sound like an idiot and would apreciate it if someone would correct me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #7 - Nightinear (08/18/2011) [-]
Okay picture this:

You're standing like in the picture. Now if that would happen you would have to hold the magnet so it would pull you and the boat... But if that should happen you would have to be able to hold the magnet with such force... Else it will not be enough or the magnets will slam together and would not be pulling... And no man in the world can hold a magnet so it'll pull a boat
#14 - anonymous (08/18/2011) [-]
Wrong! Jesus that would mean a machine could do this, which is untrue. It doesnt work because you're in the boat, which means you would be pulled forward by the magnet you are holding, but by Newton's third law, the other magnet would be pulled in the opposite direction, because you are in the boat, it wouldnt work.
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User avatar #222 - CochonDanseur (08/18/2011) [-]
Well shit...
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youre not the only one she and veronica gomez are the two sexiest women alive imo
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User avatar #190 - Dr Who (08/10/2011) [-]
You called?
User avatar #355 - piclemaniscool (08/10/2011) [-]
You're late
User avatar #372 - Dr Who (08/10/2011) [-]
You know, I could just take my Tardis, go back in time, and make your mother have an abortion.

But that mess up the whole space time continuum thing, but, oh well.
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#70 - Yeah but in Britishland they refer to fries as Chips...and the…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2011 on Saucy Chips. -1
User avatar #86 - jasonscootty (08/06/2011) [-]
in australia fries are called chips and we use dollars, maybe an aussie?:
User avatar #77 - Kadzait (08/06/2011) [-]
english resturant. there solved.
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