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CochonDanseur

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/30/2009
Last Login:1/14/2013
Location:Atlanta GA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 147 total,  218 ,  71
Comment Thumbs: 1065 total,  1229 ,  164
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 14 Content: New Here → Level 15 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:15258
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:225
FJ Points:1206

latest user's comments

#2217 - Come Together In My Ass 07/09/2012 on In my ass +1
#7 - "it would be preferred that active posters keep a good ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on ~Morbid-Channel guidelines~ -5
User avatar #10 - neutralgray (06/09/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk is never all that funny. Furthermore, channels exist for the sole purpose of streaming particular content. If you want "funny" then browse the front page of Funnyjunk. If you want "morbid" then come to morbid-channel, where the very purpose of its existence is "morbid."
#79 - What the ***** a Sharmory?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy 0
User avatar #93 - kaiyuni (06/09/2012) [-]
Skarmory's some metal bird that's really bulky.
User avatar #90 - gammajk (06/09/2012) [-]
It says skarmory, not sharmory. I know, I got confused too.
User avatar #88 - diablojoe (06/09/2012) [-]
A Skarmory that live in Sharm el Sheikh?
#81 - disturbing (06/09/2012) [-]
#37 - Taking a joke, and putting it in a comic is not the same as ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Hunger games -4
#60 - anonexplains (06/06/2012) [-]
....isn't that like the basis of like almost all the OC here?
#48 - regaesnhoj (06/06/2012) [-]
**regaesnhoj rolled a random image posted in comment #5172831 at FJ Pony Thread **
#101 - I'm happy. That was the most correct usage of "cereal guy… 05/29/2012 on Dragonball comp +5
#36 - **CochonDanseur rolled a random comment #5217682 posted by … 05/25/2012 on Proof of Wizards +1
#30 - o rly? WOW. THAT'S SUPER ******* FASCINATING THAT… 05/12/2012 on Whoa is an understatement 0
#218 - Sir, there's a part of me that will never be able to let go of… 05/12/2012 on This man 0
#211 - Would you show this to your mother?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2012 on This man 0
#217 - dirtyhairies (05/12/2012) [-]
What? Pootie Tang, no that shit sucked
User avatar #218 - CochonDanseur (05/12/2012) [-]
Sir, there's a part of me that will never be able to let go of this picture you've posted.
#7 - if you look at the three on the right for a while, the fourth … 05/07/2012 on I pity the pool +7
#24 - He's....her sister?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on mixed up +1
User avatar #28 - doombunni (05/07/2012) [-]
I found this a lot funnier than I should have
#90 - Does anybody, really? Construction workers only serve…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2012 on Options 0
#95 - Magnisethered (04/30/2012) [-]
All of those people are needed for this would to keep moving smoothly. All of them required to work and give back what they earn. I see there is no changing your mind. Or any sense in defending my point. I'm sure you feel the same way. I'm sorry about your brother, in the same way I am sorry for anyone who has a mental disorder. Understand I do not hate them, in the same way I do not hate a stray dog for being stray yet I am willing to have it put down for the sake of sparing it starvation and a slow death. I am no saint, as I am sure you are not as well. But I am no demon, just a man with an opinion. Just like you. That being said, I have to go to work so I wont be able to keep this cheery conversation going till I get back. So here is a cute cat.
#105 - Javapenguin (04/30/2012) [-]
I have never had such an awesome thread in my content before!
Thank you good sir!

thank you

#97 - ontonyx (04/30/2012) [-]
I don't think i seen anything more idiotic in my entire life. That's like saying all children are useless and should be put down or every single animal because what do they give back to society? Have you ever thought that maybe that they bring happiness to those around them? I believe in karma and i believe that sometime in the future you will have a mentally challenged child or someone in your family will and you will think back to this day and just realize how fucking wrong you were. You really need to take a hard look at yourself and what you contribute to society because someone who can see killing someone who has done nothing wrong seriously has more issues than anyone else. You are the scum of the earth. My brother was supposed to be mentally challenged from all the radiation he experienced when he was young and know what? He was loved unconditionally and know what he overcame his challenge and now hes a freaking genius, he currently works on the Mitt Romney campaign as part of his information security.
#76 - I didn't think I'd meet a proper Neo-Nazi on fj today. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2012 on Options 0
#81 - Magnisethered (04/30/2012) [-]
Can he contribute to society?
User avatar #90 - CochonDanseur (04/30/2012) [-]
Does anybody, really?

Construction workers only serve corporations who throw them a minimum wage salary.
Policemen can only respond to emergencies, not prevent them.
Doctors can never stop death, only postpone it for some years.
Isaac Newton can't stop Climate Change.

My brother only plays music, because that's what's in his heart. That's all I think you can ask of a person.

But please, inform me on how many miracles you perform daily.
#95 - Magnisethered (04/30/2012) [-]
All of those people are needed for this would to keep moving smoothly. All of them required to work and give back what they earn. I see there is no changing your mind. Or any sense in defending my point. I'm sure you feel the same way. I'm sorry about your brother, in the same way I am sorry for anyone who has a mental disorder. Understand I do not hate them, in the same way I do not hate a stray dog for being stray yet I am willing to have it put down for the sake of sparing it starvation and a slow death. I am no saint, as I am sure you are not as well. But I am no demon, just a man with an opinion. Just like you. That being said, I have to go to work so I wont be able to keep this cheery conversation going till I get back. So here is a cute cat.
#105 - Javapenguin (04/30/2012) [-]
I have never had such an awesome thread in my content before!
Thank you good sir!

thank you

#97 - ontonyx (04/30/2012) [-]
I don't think i seen anything more idiotic in my entire life. That's like saying all children are useless and should be put down or every single animal because what do they give back to society? Have you ever thought that maybe that they bring happiness to those around them? I believe in karma and i believe that sometime in the future you will have a mentally challenged child or someone in your family will and you will think back to this day and just realize how fucking wrong you were. You really need to take a hard look at yourself and what you contribute to society because someone who can see killing someone who has done nothing wrong seriously has more issues than anyone else. You are the scum of the earth. My brother was supposed to be mentally challenged from all the radiation he experienced when he was young and know what? He was loved unconditionally and know what he overcame his challenge and now hes a freaking genius, he currently works on the Mitt Romney campaign as part of his information security.
#72 - you have so much courage admitting that, my friend...God Speed. 04/30/2012 on Options +3
#1448 - Is there something I'm missing? Is there a joke, or is this re… 04/25/2012 on yup +9
#672 - israel? 04/09/2012 on If countries were pokemon... +14
#75 - btw I agree with you. I'm just kinda laughing at you. 03/15/2012 on Todays problem +3
#74 - We get free, public education. BOO HOO! Although sometimes I c…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2012 on Todays problem +39
User avatar #77 - Lloydles (03/15/2012) [-]
And then, to top it all off, we our toes on the luxurious carpet and we bowls of warm soup on the floor. I also don't verb because my ample sum of money gets in the way of my verbal cortex.
User avatar #75 - CochonDanseur (03/15/2012) [-]
btw I agree with you. I'm just kinda laughing at you.
#257 - faggots aren't a weird species 03/14/2012 on Troublemakers +19
#5 - then they get stuck on the ceiling...BAAAAAWWWWWW 03/10/2012 on sticky hand 0
#61 - I hate seeing **** on Facebook before I see it on… 03/04/2012 on Everyone's back up. -2
#4 - and no one would ever know until the video camera got invented… 02/23/2012 on Blinking 0
#10 - [6] is the story of my life. 02/22/2012 on Star Wars stoner scale -1
#17 - <MFW all I get is broken glass when I order E4  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2012 on E4 +21
#26 - bitchesloveleavess has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - yumyumtittysucker (02/03/2012) [-]
dont they come in plactic bottles?
#226 - Isn't the point of a joke to make people laugh? Who cares if s… 01/26/2012 on really 9gag 0
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