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Date Signed Up:11/30/2009
Last Login:1/14/2013
Location:Atlanta GA
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#39 - Jet Fuel does not burn at a high enough temperature to warp steel.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on 9/11 never forget 0
User avatar #41 - sonsofsol (09/12/2012) [-]
Contained in an enclosed space, say several floors. It does.
User avatar #40 - willstu (09/12/2012) [-]
YES IT DOES... it doesn't burn at a temperature high enough to melt it but it was more than high enough to warp it and degrade it.
#5 - I NOSTALGIA'D HARD! Third grade erryday we were making new lyr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Star Wars 0
#7 - xxcxpxx (09/11/2012) [-]
#52 - Can a black man sue a church for not letting him be pastor? 09/11/2012 on Romney 0
#50 - gay marriage is not complicated at all. It's exactly the sam…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Romney 0
User avatar #51 - psydoc (09/10/2012) [-]
So are you saying, for example, that you think the right thing to do would be to allow a gay man to sue a church for not letting him become a pastor in their church?
User avatar #52 - CochonDanseur (09/11/2012) [-]
Can a black man sue a church for not letting him be pastor?
#4 - I guess someone learned their new favorite word on the swingse… 09/08/2012 on 4chan on The world trade... 0
#1 - I'm no longer 12 years old, and what is this? 09/08/2012 on Harley Cooper and Friends 0
#2 - no, but god bless those radio stations. They do try.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Bad song +4
#7 - misterkinz (09/09/2012) [-]
yes
#28 - Smoking at a gas station?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2012 on One of my favorite movies +78
User avatar #33 - jokeface (09/08/2012) [-]
Smoking a cigarette is not that dangerous at a gas station. The only real danger is actually lighting one near the fumes because the flame could ignite them. And he could have had the windows rolled up when he lit it.. But the lit cigarette itself isn't that risky.
#79 - bilyjoe (09/09/2012) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk, where logic doesn't matter, and facts are irrelevent.
By the way i know you're right not arguing that
User avatar #80 - jokeface (09/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for your support.
User avatar #38 - txniko (09/08/2012) [-]
Yeah it fucking is...
#50 - lostwoodskid (09/09/2012) [-]
No it really isn't.
life isn't a hollywood movie.
time to grow up little jimmy.
#47 - trostell (09/08/2012) [-]
It's been proven by science that a lit cigarette does not produce enough heat to light the fumes from gasoline. They, instead, put the cigarette out, as it has no oxygen to continue burning. Lighting a cigarette is different, as you have a much hotter and larger flame, instead of burning embers.
User avatar #52 - sgc (09/09/2012) [-]
pssst.
you need a lighter to light a cigerette.
lighters tend to have a big and hot enough flame to light cigerettes
User avatar #55 - trostell (09/09/2012) [-]
That was the whole "lighting a cigarette is a different story" part. I figured you would know that lighting a cigarette requires a large flame through the use of a match or butane lighter. Lighting a cigarette is dangerous, but simply having one inside a vehicle where there are negligable gasoline fumes is highly unlikely to cause a massive fireball.
#88 - can't they just use flight simulators?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on So much Yes +2
User avatar #102 - areo0420 (09/08/2012) [-]
they do, but the fact of the matter is that a simulator and actually being in a plane are two different things. like it or not, no simulator can give the full experience. the only way to do that is to actually fly the plane.
#1 - MJ went to College and got his game developed under a really g… 09/08/2012 on The Truth +1
#134 - god, I'm retarded 09/07/2012 on Acid Cat 0
#19 - Is this Cyriak? It looks a lot like the **** he does.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2012 on Acid Cat -1
User avatar #58 - bensho (09/06/2012) [-]
*cough* bottom right *cough*
User avatar #134 - CochonDanseur (09/07/2012) [-]
god, I'm retarded
#162 - Thousands, but yeah. 09/03/2012 on 'MURICA FUCK YEAH +2
#160 - Yeah, but the Trail of Tears was a real thing, a real *… 09/03/2012 on 'MURICA FUCK YEAH -4
#90 - 50% is the right answer. 50% is only listed once, therefore ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Paradox? +2
User avatar #92 - theluppijackal (09/02/2012) [-]
It's only a paradox if you allow it to be one. Just keep it simple and say, since there is the 2/4 possibility, it's 50%.
#38 - April 12th 2012? Wow, OP, you're not even trying anymore...you…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Fuck Beiber. Read... +2
#49 - sinonyx (09/01/2012) [-]
so what you're saying is....

this?
#45 - Wait, are you friend-zoning Sasha Grey??!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Sasha Grey +35
User avatar #132 - dragonzard (09/01/2012) [-]
I....I think I just did.
#212 - Well done OP, the content's great, and the comments are wonder…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on troll ball +5
#213 - minutes (09/01/2012) [-]
i cant believe i got frontpage 4 times today lol
#1054 - MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR 08/31/2012 on That High Comp 7 0
#11 - What you just posted is just blatantly not true. It just goes … 08/29/2012 on legitimate rape +6
#34 - ye...yeah? under the next arrow?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on How to survive the night shift 0
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh wow, never saw that.
#32 - oh, well you know how that random button goes...  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2012 on How to survive the night shift 0
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2012) [-]
There's a random button?
User avatar #34 - CochonDanseur (08/18/2012) [-]
ye...yeah? under the next arrow?
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh wow, never saw that.
#30 - Those tassels that strippers put on their nipples  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2012 on How to survive the night shift +2
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2012) [-]
Not sure why you're in such an old post, but I lol'd regardless. More of a high pitched yelp of amusement. Still counts.
User avatar #32 - CochonDanseur (08/17/2012) [-]
oh, well you know how that random button goes...
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2012) [-]
There's a random button?
User avatar #34 - CochonDanseur (08/18/2012) [-]
ye...yeah? under the next arrow?
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh wow, never saw that.
#401 - That's actually the literal definition of an atheist. 08/07/2012 on Oh Jebus 0
#12 - Double Broglasses: Make the Bitches squirt like a fire hose 07/09/2012 on double broglasses +1
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