CityKid
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 23 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/08/2009 |
| Location: | New York |
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| Comment Ranking: | #9850 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #764 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #525 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 95.2% (952/1000) Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius |
| Comment Level Progress: | 96% (96/100) Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win |
| Subscribers: | 32 |
| Content Views: | 366553 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 1313 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 1928 |
| FJ Points: | 21588 |
| Favorite Tags: | fuck (4) | fail (2) | fucking (2) | funny (2) | lol (2) | my (2) | You (2) |
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| #62 - Part 2 The guy that I fought just lays on the… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Fight Club | +5 |
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| #61 - I saved this from one of those "Meetup and fight" th… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Fight Club | +4 |
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CityKid (12/23/2015) [-]  The guy that I fought just lays on the ground with his shirt off breathing as if he were having an asthma attack. From the moment my friend got him off me, everything sounded as if I were wearing earmuffs accompanied by this never ending loud "beeeeeep" sound in my ears, everything also looked really fucking hazy, I saw TONS of tiny red and green dots fuzzing up my view of everything. As corny as it may sound, all I could do really was just close my eyes and try to enjoy the warmth of the setting sun on my face, chest, and stomach hopping that it would somewhat ease the pain or something. I desperately tried to move my arms, so I could wipe all the drool, blood, tears, and sweat off my face, but couldn't move a damn thing, except for some of my head I honestly don't remember how long I was on the ground for, or how long my friend's fight was, but I remember being taken to the hospital by ambulance after my friend used the emergency phone that was on the highway nearby (they took my shoes and our phones). I know this story is long as fuck, so I'll just cut it short here, I'm also at work right now. The back of my head was badly fractured, along with my face, severely broken nose that I couldn't breath out of until the surgery, crushed front teeth, left eye swollen shut, right eye could only open a lil. I was in the hospital for a full 2 weeks and 3 days, every time I think back to when this happened I just feel less than a man. I couldn't even get a single real hit on him, and to be humiliated like that to were another guy my age (possibly younger) could have taken my fucking life if he wanted to, I just feel like I've lost something I could never get back no matter what I did, no matter how hard I tried. I avoid absolutely any conflict of any kind since that day, it's really hard to explain the way I feel about this whole thing. And yeah this whole story may seem fake as fuck, and may seem like copypasta, but all I can say is to think about what you're doing before you do something like this. I really wish I could prove that this really happened, but it's in the past now, so it's whatever I guess. | ||
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thefunnyjunkers (01/28/2012) [-] So, how'd you like those 249 content pinkies we gave you? LOL
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captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/08/2011) [-] thanks for adding me :P even though im the complete opposite of you in areas..becuase i live in the trees(no im not a hippie and im a lumberjack)
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iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-] Lmfao at your post bro, thumbed up, can you thumb this up for me?
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1796542/Epic+Breakup/
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1796542/Epic+Breakup/
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CityKid (02/19/2011) [-] it's this courteous thing where you thumb content up rather than viewing it and clicking the next button..... Who ever thumbed **** up about 50 time within the valentines day weekend got purple text and the selfish people that just click the next button didn't get anything....
