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Churd

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Iowa
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Highest Content Rank:#287
Highest Comment Rank:#1030
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Content Level Progress: 18% (180/1000)
Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Times Content Favorited:431 times
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#63 - Picture 12/05/2015 on the bombs hit hard +5
#160 - there is no executor class star destroyer. The Executor was Va… 12/05/2015 on best star wars character? +4
#1 - hire a lawyer and kill him 12/04/2015 on Got fired today for bullshit +2
#36 - bitch got deweaved. 12/04/2015 on How to fight medusa +5
#107 - last week the fool was blaming terrorism on climate change. 12/04/2015 on California gun laws +3
#84 - The VA hospitals may be a veterans worst enemy. not the … 12/04/2015 on listen 0
#3 - Picture 12/03/2015 on Bruh... 0
#3 - my dick just inverted itself. 12/03/2015 on ouch +42
#131 - Comment deleted 12/03/2015 on caseclosed 0
#47 - my blind little buddy. 12/03/2015 on Three year wait +3
#3 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** *r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on M E R R I C A F U C K Y E A H 0
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#6 - victorytoaster (12/01/2015) [-]
its 2015 faggot get tolerant
#10 - i was born in 1973. good year.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on 1973 +3
#21 - valigar (12/01/2015) [-]
... Dad?
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#13 - assdoreponyfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
you're old as fuck what are you doing here
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#27 - AcidFlux (12/01/2015) [-]
Proving that age isn't what makes you old. Your rmindset is what makes you 'old'.
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#14 - notanotheraccount (12/01/2015) [-]
Trying to find out what these dang kids find so funny about these may mays.
#3 - Picture 11/29/2015 on what if.... 0
#43 - this kind. 11/23/2015 on Dad jokes +1
#323 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on hulu & hang with admin 0
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#328 - rangerofthesea (11/22/2015) [-]
twas not a bad movie.
www.sonypictures.com/movies/salt/
#56 - Pitbulls kill two babies, steal their clothes, and post selfie…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2015 on pitbulls in jammies +84
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#84 - Shiny (11/20/2015) [-]
More cute dogs AND less useless turd cannons? Even better.
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#71 - victorydanceofc (11/20/2015) [-]
Thanks, Fox News.
#6 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** 11/17/2015 on Poll: Do these videos play... 0
#27 - Picture 11/17/2015 on Do what you want,'cause a... +3
#411 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** 11/16/2015 on Defend yourself from Admin 0
#37 - Picture 11/12/2015 on Oops 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2015 on FunnyJunk ; where we know... +10
#38 - loganofbuals (11/11/2015) [-]
No, it's because theyre dead.
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#81 - pistachioofdoom (11/11/2015) [-]
Singular Slap Gentleman looked weird as a kid.
#59 - kaboomz (11/11/2015) [-]
thank you single hit bob
#2 - Picture 11/11/2015 on I slept hard as a rock +11
#38 - **Churd used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **Churd rolls _. Al… 11/09/2015 on You Fucked Up That Bad 0
#4 - I was raised by two chicks with dicks.  [+] (31 new replies) 11/06/2015 on Soup-er rekt +424
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#247 - magnusraiden (11/07/2015) [-]
nice
#236 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (11/07/2015) [-]
#159 - veryfahnyjokes (11/07/2015) [-]
#277 - cannibalvegan (11/07/2015) [-]
Baiting by complaining about baiting?
#292 - veryfahnyjokes (11/08/2015) [-]
I genuinely think he was just being edgy. Or maybe it had something to do with halloween given that he was claiming he grew up in a house full of monsters.
#123 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
no wonder you ended up here
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#104 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/06/2015) [-]
That must be confusing for an infant. So many tits, so little milk.
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#113 - charak (11/06/2015) [-]
Thick Gooey Milk
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#116 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/06/2015) [-]
That would be a very salty upbringing
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#227 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2015) [-]
Ya'll are fucked up.
I need mooorrreee.
#118 - charak (11/06/2015) [-]
Imagine having acne because of the salt from both of your dad's
Thick Gooey Milk...
Hhnnnnggg
#119 - hardongo (11/06/2015) [-]
#120 - charak (11/06/2015) [-]
That moment when you pop a jizz filled zit.
#268 - furiousmarshmellow (11/07/2015) [-]
What the fuck.
#189 - theswagisreal (11/07/2015) [-]
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oh fuck thats putrid
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#101 - chaosraptor (11/06/2015) [-]
raised by momdad and dadmom
both counting as mom and dad, so its like having 4 parents
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#77 - dasbrot (11/06/2015) [-]
thats beautiful mang
#31 - nerfhead (11/06/2015) [-]
i think their chicken soup is too salty though
#204 - tender (11/07/2015) [-]
Do you add the extra can of water...
It is called CONDENSED soup for a reason....
#280 - nerfhead (11/07/2015) [-]
it didnt say condensed or to add water on the can
#224 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2015) [-]
>Buying soup that can be cooked straight from the can
>Being this pleb
#5 - plerp (11/06/2015) [-]
That's four times the fun!
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#69 - captainfuckitall (11/06/2015) [-]
Futa lesbian mother-son incest sex.

Jesus christ.
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#225 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2015) [-]
Dickgirl > Futa
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#274 - tevansroskos (11/07/2015) [-]
Dammit now every time you comment I can't help but remembering the picture of you sticking a dildo up your ass. Opened pandora's box with that one fucking click.
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#291 - heartlessrobot (11/08/2015) [-]
You're welcome.
And it wasn't actually in my ass, it was just pressing up against my butthole.
Just a little teaser.
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#229 - captainfuckitall (11/07/2015) [-]
*Man who looks like girl > Futa
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#231 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2015) [-]
18 year old male who looks like a boy who looks like a girl > man who looks like girl
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#157 - buddywuggle (11/07/2015) [-]
So it would be fun to the power of 3.
#103 - zmranger (11/06/2015) [-]
I know the drill - the more depraved someone's sexual fantasy is, it's always polite to comment proudly about you own, even more depraved fetishes. Well....the pic.
inb4 "Fucking Normies!"
#71 - imgood (11/06/2015) [-]
#1 - Yes!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2015 on Wanna smell? 0
#3 - loopzoop (11/02/2015) [-]
i-i don't think that's the right answer

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User avatar #9 - badgeboy (12/19/2015) [-]
Would you sell me fj badges please?
User avatar #8 - mayorman (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm guessing you're no longer doing items?
#6 - anon (05/16/2014) [-]
OH **** NEVER MIND IT WAS A HUGE ******* MISTAKE DON'T DO IT
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
What happened here?
#3 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
DELETE YOUR ******* ACCOUNT
#2 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Dear Churd, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT TOO, a few users and i did it, join us........DO IT
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