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Churd

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Iowa
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#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Sex +200
#20 - magickarcher (12/27/2015) [-]
#36 - starfletcher (12/27/2015) [-]
SMASHING!
#1 - Picture 12/25/2015 on moar healing powers +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Sex +51
#38 - billyblooper (12/22/2015) [-]
#26 - crlmsonhazard (12/22/2015) [-]
Pedophilia is no laughing manner
#29 - randomsnail (12/22/2015) [-]
You assume the daughter in question isn't over 18.

It is merely an incest joke, not a paedophilia joke

p.s. you also spelt paedophilia wrong.
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#35 - tealcanaan (12/22/2015) [-]
>using the British "cucked by french and latin" English

No thanks hombre.
#39 - randomsnail (12/23/2015) [-]
There is no such thing as American English, there is English and there are mistakes.

(Am Australian, so I use the real and proper English, you bundle of sticks)
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#30 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
"Reached that age" though.
#31 - randomsnail (12/22/2015) [-]
You are inferring the daughter in question is a child.

There are multiple ways to interpret this.
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#34 - demcupcakes (12/22/2015) [-]
"reached that age"
#42 - Picture 12/20/2015 on you`ve made him proud 0
#26 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** 12/20/2015 on Just saved them thousands +20
#124 - my toilet is so nasty, i dont use it, until it hurts not to. 12/19/2015 on Looks like work 0
#41 - DARTH VADER IS LUKES FATHER!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on How droids are made -1
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#51 - ronyx (12/19/2015) [-]
son of a bitch
#31 - Picture 12/18/2015 on Will Riker sees his future +6
#62 - he only proved that jet fuel can bend steel beams. Jet fuel ca… 12/17/2015 on GUYS IM SCARED! 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on as a student, I can't... +5
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#47 - conisnon (12/17/2015) [-]
What If you live in an octagonal home?
#164889 - Picture 12/17/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#93 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** 12/16/2015 on *roll* for admin's new... 0
#85 - Trump 2016! Make America white again!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on this is what liberals... 0
#155 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
>america was ever racially pure
>ever
you are mutts, and you always were.
deal with it retard.
#78 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** al… 12/14/2015 on Never been happier +2
#204587 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** $3… 12/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#204585 - the EVH guitars have the d tune floyd rose. thay allow you to …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204586 - confusedasian (12/12/2015) [-]
How to install the EVH D-Tuna Yeah, so you mean like this?

That's not the video I saw, but its basically close enough.
#204587 - Churd (12/12/2015) [-]
**Churd used "*roll picture*"**
**Churd rolled image**$37.20 on ebay. that is exactly what I wanted.
#204577 - does anyone know if you can add a D tuner, to a Floyd Rose bridge?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204583 - confusedasian (12/12/2015) [-]
You mean like, you have it set to e standard, then you turn/pull some knob and it changes to another tuning? Like e standard, pull knob, and now you're in eb standard? Pretty sure you could. I think I saw a video on it a while back two some years ago. Let me see if I can remember it.
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#204585 - Churd (12/12/2015) [-]
the EVH guitars have the d tune floyd rose. thay allow you to go from e standard to drop d, with a twist. I dont want to buy a new bridge,or a EVH guitar, i want to upgrade current bridge.
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#204586 - confusedasian (12/12/2015) [-]
How to install the EVH D-Tuna Yeah, so you mean like this?

That's not the video I saw, but its basically close enough.
#204587 - Churd (12/12/2015) [-]
**Churd used "*roll picture*"**
**Churd rolled image**$37.20 on ebay. that is exactly what I wanted.
#20 - **** it anyway, it will stretch. 12/10/2015 on i got my boyfriend pregnant 0
#323 - i'm in to christmas hate. 12/10/2015 on BEST FJ UPDATE EVER 0
#128 - Good! I ******* hate rats. 12/09/2015 on She didn't choose the thug... +1
#3 - No bear! Thats my vodka! 12/07/2015 on RUSSIAN WRESTLING BEAR! +1
#52466 - Comment deleted 12/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#11082680 - i really need to take a piss.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11082684 - hongkongdingdong (12/06/2015) [-]
sunset opens wide enough to catch it all
#1 - 3 days later he bombs a convenience store.  [+] (20 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Great Cops +633
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#18 - steamly (12/06/2015) [-]
I read that as "3 bombs later he becomes a convenience store"

2 days without sleep makes shit hilarious.
#50 - peterdivine (12/06/2015) [-]
Gotta eliminate the competition, strangah.

Now, what're yeh bahyin'?
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#47 - bigbeaufort (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, he is from Pakistan....
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#15 - anonemous (12/06/2015) [-]
don't confuse 7/11 and 9/11
#87 - nobleknight (12/06/2015) [-]
Funnily enough there was terrorist attacks on 7/11 in India
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#76 - baditch (12/06/2015) [-]
7/11 was a part-time job
#136 - yodaiam (12/06/2015) [-]
#88 - manbearpiglet (12/06/2015) [-]
God damn
#119 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
If it's a free internet, why do you have to win it?
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#189 - strangesir (12/07/2015) [-]
Are you saying we should pay for things we win on a game show?
#81 - torky (12/06/2015) [-]
You glorious bastard
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#133 - baditch (12/06/2015) [-]
I wish I could say I came up with that myself but if it makes people laugh I'll count it as a win.
#108 - mortallis (12/06/2015) [-]
this was one of the most (if not the most) heartwarming moments of the show. they did a good job showing how Jesse was a sensitive person and never wanted to hurt anyone. And how much Walt fucked him up emotionally with all the manipulation. Was glad it ended well for him.
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#181 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off with that "walt was hilter" bullshit, did you forget how much of a fuck up Jessie was before Walt? Not to mention he saved him from his self destructive habits by letting that gf die.
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#182 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
he saved his life more than once, like at the end of the show
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#184 - baditch (12/07/2015) [-]
That's true but Walt was still a monster. What I loved about their relationship was that Jesse was kind of the last thing keeping Walt tied to his humanity. The last thing Walt did was save Jesse's life one more time.
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#185 - infinitereaper (12/07/2015) [-]
Walt was hardly a monster. The creators of that show were just too cowardly to do anything other than the "drugs are badmkaay evil is evil" bullshit. It's the same crap every time.
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#210 - amalone (12/07/2015) [-]
"Chemistry is the study of Matter and Change." That's what Walt said in the first lecture we see him give to the class. That sets the theme for the entire show. Walt is the matter, and his transition into Heisenberg is the change. Let's not forget the real Heisenberg was a scientist who came up with his uncertainty principle: you cannot know both the exact location of a particle and how fast it's going at the same time. You can only know one or the other at any given time. This is important to Walt's character as throughout the first season, we knew where Walt was (struck with cancer, and bound to a life of crime, but otherwise a pretty decent guy) but we didn't know how fast he was moving towards a darker Walt. A couple seasons later, after we meet Gus, and Walt becomes more gangster, we get a better understanding of how fast Walt's life is spiraling out of control. But since we now have a better idea of how fast his life is moving, we have a more limited understanding of where Walt is (psychologically of course). This is why it was such a shock when we learn that it was Walt who poisoned that kid with the Lily of the Valley: we knew he was moving fast towards the dark side, but we had no idea that Walt was in a place to do such a cruel thing. We knew how fast he was going, but not where he was, thus demonstrating both facets of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. THAT'S the theme of Breaking Bad, not "drugs are bad mmkay." Eat some yogurt so you can get some culture, and dig a little deeper.
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#157 - amalone (12/07/2015) [-]
I want a BB spinoff where Jesse tries to piece his life back together after Walt dies , but still finds himself being a sort of slave to the streets, since that's the nature of the beast. That's the first time I ever used a spoiler for it's actual purpose

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User avatar #9 - badgeboy (12/19/2015) [-]
Would you sell me fj badges please?
User avatar #8 - mayorman (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm guessing you're no longer doing items?
#6 - anon (05/16/2014) [-]
OH **** NEVER MIND IT WAS A HUGE ******* MISTAKE DON'T DO IT
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
What happened here?
#3 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
DELETE YOUR ******* ACCOUNT
#2 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Dear Churd, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT TOO, a few users and i did it, join us........DO IT
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