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Churd

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Iowa
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#11202493 - i have a ******* zit, in my armpit, and it hurts. 01/11/2016 on Happy little board 0
#69 - Ok. maybe.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty 0
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#71 - nachobeldavid (01/11/2016) [-]
He wants to put an end to that private-owned prison and prison lobbyist pushing for bullshit drug laws. He wants the FDA to take Mary off their list. He wants to use that money spent on bombs to spend toward putting citizens through school, so we're not breeding generations of broke-ass "I have to enlist because I have nothing" wave of people. But, vote for whoever. Just please vote. And vote those relics out of Congress. They have no term limits.
#67 - No!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty +2
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#68 - nachobeldavid (01/11/2016) [-]
YES, 90% TAX RATES FOR ALL WHITE PEOPLE, FREE MONEY FOR BLACKS AND JEWS! #FEELTHEBERN
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#69 - Churd (01/11/2016) [-]
Ok. maybe.
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#71 - nachobeldavid (01/11/2016) [-]
He wants to put an end to that private-owned prison and prison lobbyist pushing for bullshit drug laws. He wants the FDA to take Mary off their list. He wants to use that money spent on bombs to spend toward putting citizens through school, so we're not breeding generations of broke-ass "I have to enlist because I have nothing" wave of people. But, vote for whoever. Just please vote. And vote those relics out of Congress. They have no term limits.
#86 - Damn it! 21 hours to late for the wood jokes. 01/10/2016 on look at this old dude 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Superman -3
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#84 - But they never won a super bowl. 01/10/2016 on vikings! +3
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Trump Toons Comp +5
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#25 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/10/2016) [-]
I think the little alien in his head piloting him may be drunk.
#1 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** Th… 01/09/2016 on Duck Duck GOOSE +1
#38 - Selling stolen goods to Jawas, to buy meth from Sand People. 01/08/2016 on Anakin DID go dark side +10
#119 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** 01/08/2016 on Admin's Patreon + Hat Giveaway 0
#59 - Saturday Night Fever. Kind of a cool old movie. 01/06/2016 on My Favorite Dank WEBMs +3
#56 - Picture 01/05/2016 on How it feels trying to hit... 0
#60 - Picture 01/02/2016 on German engineering +1
#53 - But condoms are so uncomfortable. thats what i have been told 01/01/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... +2
#10 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** th… 01/01/2016 on Not Star Wars 0
#26 - thats only $2500. Not worth upvoting, but i would probably suc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on cat pyramid scheme 0
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#72 - Das (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
#3 - he should of had his mother swallow him.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on From the future 0
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#34 - abyx (12/31/2015) [-]
*should HAVE
Not OF
Why do we live in a world full of retards!
#46 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
full have* retards
geez, get your grammer straight
#36 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#1 - **Churd used "*roll picture*"** **Churd rolled image ** th… 12/31/2015 on my first homosexual expirience +6
#5 - two weeks of funny junk in one post. the efficiency is strong … 12/30/2015 on traitor comp +2
#13 - Picture 12/28/2015 on Kaboom +10
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Black Tweets +39
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#16 - createdjustnow (12/28/2015) [-]
954-4495
#26 - rylenwolf (12/28/2015) [-]
I wonder if that was a joke or if she was actually dumb enough to think that's how the numbers themselves were words
#1 - ******** on the last one. I have watched thousands of c…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/28/2015 on more facts +205
#61 - turbanmasher (12/29/2015) [-]
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#59 - miastogwiazd (12/29/2015) [-]
My friend told me that when ever he got real scarred he would google cute cats and stare at them for a couple of minutes
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#58 - emptysuperman (12/29/2015) [-]
Depression? What are you? A girl?
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#52 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
well maybe your so rage fulled that the cat videos do dents and then those dents get repaired too quickly to note. man you need to go deeper cause there isnt a way up
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#50 - mrmystery (12/28/2015) [-]
Studies have also shown that if you hate cats, watching videos of cats being beaten up or abused may also have a cathartic effect.
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#48 - yunablade (12/28/2015) [-]
Haven't watched enough
#39 - BloodyTurds (12/28/2015) [-]
Perhaps my friend; it is because you are still just a rat in a cage?
#47 - rylenwolf (12/28/2015) [-]
Holy shit I hope you meant to make two jokes in one the song Rats/cats don't get along most of the time Yes I fucked up the first time
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#33 - rokkai (12/28/2015) [-]
man i'd go fucking berzerk if i watched thousands of cat videos.
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#15 - europe (12/28/2015) [-]
Image how full of rage and depression you would've been if you hadn't watched those videos
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#16 - europe (12/28/2015) [-]
*imagine
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#12 - mrfinnt (12/28/2015) [-]
its like taking to many drugs. you now need even more ofthat shot to get the effect
#5 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
You just suck
#1 - Whiskey helps me get my ass kicked, and to puke on myself. 12/27/2015 on Rock your body +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Arab vines -4
#2 - janevim (12/27/2015) [-]
#16 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Anon on N.W.A +2

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User avatar #9 - badgeboy (12/19/2015) [-]
Would you sell me fj badges please?
User avatar #8 - mayorman (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm guessing you're no longer doing items?
#6 - anon (05/16/2014) [-]
OH **** NEVER MIND IT WAS A HUGE ******* MISTAKE DON'T DO IT
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
What happened here?
#3 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
DELETE YOUR ******* ACCOUNT
#2 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Dear Churd, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT TOO, a few users and i did it, join us........DO IT
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