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Churd

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Iowa
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#17 - Picture 06/04/2015 on Suck on this haters! 0
#10693181 - ********* ! i burnt my toast! brb.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#10693189 - cactaur (06/04/2015) [-]
just scrap off the top.
#10693188 - mvtjets (06/04/2015) [-]
#30 - Picture 06/04/2015 on Hey +8
#1 - I LIKE WHORES!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on thumbwhoring 0
#2 - skyrimdovah (06/03/2015) [-]
There's a "ur mum" joke in here somewhere.....
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#3 - theshinypen (06/03/2015) [-]
Most people love their mothers
#40 - Picture 06/02/2015 on Dog comp 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Extreme GIFs Compilation -3
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#112 - thejoemotes (06/02/2015) [-]
extreme -ly gross
#3 - I ****** a fat girl once. Lots of times.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2015 on fatphobic bullshit +2
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#4 - ubercookieboy (06/02/2015) [-]
I believe you.

It's probably like playing Deal or No Deal finding out which fat fold is hiding her vagina.
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#5 - estranged (06/02/2015) [-]
It's usually the really deep wet one, unless it's summer. Then it's a total crapshoot.
#96 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Shaving +2
#97 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
agreed.
#46 - Picture 05/30/2015 on I Guess It’s Something +2
#37 - learning to play guitar. i still suck.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
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#94 - soopergrover (05/30/2015) [-]
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#55 - manholefreddy (05/30/2015) [-]
As a guitarist myself, all I can say is that if you want to get really good, be prepared to deal with a lot of frustration.
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#124 - tomahawkkit (05/30/2015) [-]
and also as a guitarist, get rocksmith 2014
#43 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
sucking at something is the fist step towards being okay at something,being okay at something is a step towards being a legend.
#21 - Picture 05/28/2015 on Anyone need a friend? +2
#39 - are thers guys going to **** , or get drunk? or both? I'… 05/28/2015 on Fucking priceless +6
#559 - Picture 05/25/2015 on GIF thread? +1
#245 - a tranny hooker? 05/25/2015 on What's in the chest? 0
#148 - Picture 05/24/2015 on Heard that you were talkin... 0
#227 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on They keep slippin' on a... +1
#228 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
hhahahahahahaha i realize that is supposed to be mocking...but fuck yeah sign me up for that.
#216 - I used to believe that. then came Bush Jr. with his sixth grad…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on They keep slippin' on a... 0
#224 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
yeah im a libertarian. i used to want to get into politics until i took gov classes and learned how fucking impossible it is to change things here. because of all the checks a big mass of people has to change ideals or be replaced in a short time in order for anything LARGE to really change. other than that its just kind of a teeter totter of who is leading at least 2/3 of executive and legislative brances. and then the supreme court is just leftovers from the recent presidents.

everything just goes in circles...like this fucking Gif.

if Hilary wins im offing myself. not really, but still, you get my point, fuck that bitch.
#227 - Churd (05/24/2015) [-]
#228 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
hhahahahahahaha i realize that is supposed to be mocking...but fuck yeah sign me up for that.
#10672097 - DAMN!!! I think I lost another crayon in my ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Happy little board +2
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#10672106 - tubcat (05/24/2015) [-]
Got to hate it when that happens :I
#39 - I think that is how babys are made. But it kind of looks like… 05/24/2015 on Wrestling +1
#202 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2015 on They keep slippin' on a... +1
#208 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
id say if you dont vote you have less of a right to complain. if you vote for the guy that lost you have all the right to complain. although honestly things probably wouldnt be that different. if you didnt vote, you didnt even try to make your voice heard so you cant say shit. pacifists dont speak at military strategy meetings. and if you voted for the guy who won...the fuck dude? you dug the grave, now go lay down and die.
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#226 - tsoper (05/24/2015) [-]
If you dont use force to get what you want, you have no right to complain.
#229 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
not gonna take political advice from teh nazi.
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#244 - advice (05/24/2015) [-]
Nazi's DID manage to take over their political region
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#236 - tsoper (05/24/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure if hitler won the war, you would say otherwise.
#237 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
hitler was a great politician. but when it comes to using force to get what you want. i think i'll seek other role models.
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#238 - tsoper (05/24/2015) [-]
superior technology always wins.
#240 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
whoever has the best DIZ wins.

DIS DICK!!
#216 - Churd (05/24/2015) [-]
I used to believe that. then came Bush Jr. with his sixth grade education, then came Black Jesus, next we get the crazy old lady with a God compex.
#224 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
yeah im a libertarian. i used to want to get into politics until i took gov classes and learned how fucking impossible it is to change things here. because of all the checks a big mass of people has to change ideals or be replaced in a short time in order for anything LARGE to really change. other than that its just kind of a teeter totter of who is leading at least 2/3 of executive and legislative brances. and then the supreme court is just leftovers from the recent presidents.

everything just goes in circles...like this fucking Gif.

if Hilary wins im offing myself. not really, but still, you get my point, fuck that bitch.
#227 - Churd (05/24/2015) [-]
#228 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
hhahahahahahaha i realize that is supposed to be mocking...but fuck yeah sign me up for that.
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Smug Bastard +2
#69 - oinos (05/24/2015) [-]
What doesn't kill you is reloading. Mock it for it's piss aim.
#285 - I saw my grandma naked. I might have to suck a dick to get over it. 05/23/2015 on Friday Night Feels Thread 0
#10668175 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Happy little board 0
#10668168 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Happy little board 0
#10668153 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Happy little board 0
#10668170 - invaderfromthesea (05/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 - badgeboy (12/19/2015) [-]
Would you sell me fj badges please?
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User avatar #8 - mayorman (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm guessing you're no longer doing items?
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#6 - anon (05/16/2014) [-]
OH **** NEVER MIND IT WAS A HUGE ******* MISTAKE DON'T DO IT
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User avatar #7 to #6 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
What happened here?
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#3 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
DELETE YOUR ******* ACCOUNT
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#2 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
Dear Churd, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT TOO, a few users and i did it, join us........DO IT
 
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