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Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:8/08/2011
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#96 - *Your avatar* Haters Gonna Hate  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2010 on Poor Charlie +1
User avatar #102 - iTzZac (07/04/2010) [-]
Haytters guna Haytte..

Epic.
#94 - FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2010 on Poor Charlie 0
User avatar #100 - IleneUlik (07/04/2010) [-]
No Chris, he's just giving her a hug... a FRIENDLY hug.
#1 - ok....Hockey isnt the greatest sport....you guys think that be…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2010 on the canadian fuck yea +2
#2 - EnclaveSoldier (07/04/2010) [-]
its the greatest sport in canada anyways. but soccer (football) is the #1 sport in the world, no doubt
User avatar #7 - thewelshkid (07/04/2010) [-]
ok we in canada do not call soccer football
User avatar #3 - ChrisHansenNBC (07/04/2010) [-]
soccer is to simple and boring i love hockey but not the best sport.
#4 - EnclaveSoldier (07/04/2010) [-]
i know... wait a minute, arent you supposed to be chasing pedobear or somthing?
User avatar #5 - ChrisHansenNBC (07/04/2010) [-]
Fourth Of July....Off Day
#6 - EnclaveSoldier (07/04/2010) [-]
ahh. continue on then
#45 - MAGIKARP FTW!!!!! 07/04/2010 on I never got this. 0
#1 - THE GAME!?!?!?!?! 07/04/2010 on I will now do the dance of... -10
#92 - Pedophile you say? 07/04/2010 on Poor Charlie +2
#91 - What is doing in the 3rd frame??? I might give him a call  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2010 on Poor Charlie +7
User avatar #93 - Falconer (07/04/2010) [-]
Chris Hansen, I'm just warning you that we are low on seats.
User avatar #94 - ChrisHansenNBC (07/04/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #100 - IleneUlik (07/04/2010) [-]
No Chris, he's just giving her a hug... a FRIENDLY hug.
#572 - WTF TWIN? 07/03/2010 on WE DID IT! JUSTIN IS GOING... 0
#1 - Micheal Jackson+Gene Simmons+Easter Bunny=Whatever the fuck this is 07/01/2010 on Michael Jackson in disguise +1
#271 - Ladis And Gentleman, Chuck Norris's Lunch-A Gun, Heart Attack …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2010 on Micky D's Concoction 0
User avatar #274 - localbees (07/01/2010) [-]
you forgot "big ass butterknife"
#141 - Oh, Dont worry ive ben gay on your balls *Troll Face*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2010 on Changing Mr. Trollface +1
User avatar #143 - EatBabySouls (07/01/2010) [-]
i honestly did not see that coming ha
#140 - THE CAKES A LIE!!!!! 07/01/2010 on Changing Mr. Trollface 0
#21 - IM TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( 06/29/2010 on Pedobear's Wish +2
#7 - PEDOBEAR?!?!?! SHIT GOTTA HURRY 06/29/2010 on Insanity Wolf's wish +3
#5 - i thumbed you up cause the genie looked like a smurf  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2010 on Insanity Wolf's wish +3
#6 - Pretel (06/29/2010) [-]
thanx, oh and Mr. Hansen check part one, it deals with Pedobear
User avatar #7 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
PEDOBEAR?!?!?! SHIT GOTTA HURRY
#32 - IM NOT TO FUCK TO DRUNK 06/29/2010 on ChrisHansenNBC's profile 0
#119 - Flips Card--Chris Hansen Caught You In A 10 Year Olds House. G… 06/29/2010 on Offensive board games 0
#118 - Im gonna have to fix that 06/29/2010 on Offensive board games +2
#153 - TONIGHT AT 8pm Central On History Channel 10 WAYS TO KILL OSAM… 06/29/2010 on The end of the genie? 0
#30 - Have A Seat Right Over There....Just Have A Seat  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2010 on ChrisHansenNBC's profile 0
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User avatar #32 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
IM NOT TO FUCK TO DRUNK
#28 - Are U High?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2010 on ChrisHansenNBC's profile 0
#29 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
Have A Seat Right Over There....Just Have A Seat
#31 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #32 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
IM NOT TO FUCK TO DRUNK
#116 - Hey WaitingNin-  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on iron man 0
#120 - WaitingNinjas (06/27/2010) [-]
damn, hansen just died. Now who's gonna stop Pedobear?!
#30 - I am very well at using seats 06/27/2010 on MacGyver 0
#288 - Cuck Fanada  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on 10 shittiest ways to die +2
#722 - McCockAFucker (06/27/2010) [-]
im not canadian
#120 - *Spits drink everywhere* WHEN THE FUCK DID MICHEAL JACKSON DIE?!?!?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2010 on pedobear kills mj +1
#128 - antistar (06/25/2010) [-]
When Pedobear poisoned him last summer. Shame on yo Chris, you let the fucking public down. How could you have not cracked down on pedobear? Shame on you.

P.S., The Pope is next.

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#34 - mootforlulz has deleted their comment [-]
#36 to #35 - mootforlulz (11/28/2010) [-]
lol jk XD
User avatar #33 - pedocade (11/03/2010) [-]
*snickers*
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/28/2010) [-]
Are U High?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
Have A Seat Right Over There....Just Have A Seat
#31 to #30 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/29/2010) [-]
IM NOT TO FUCK TO DRUNK
#23 - SALTLICKER **User deleted account** (06/17/2010) [-]
Why hello there Mr.Hansen.
Please take a seat.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/17/2010) [-]
Why Thank You...Now U Have A Seat And Let Me See Whats In That Suitcase
#25 to #24 - SALTLICKER **User deleted account** (06/17/2010) [-]
I have no suitcase, and for that you must stand and sit again.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/17/2010) [-]
Well Played.....
#22 - ambermeow **User deleted account** (06/13/2010) [-]
your comment on "be careful online" (the one is caps) made me lol so hard water shot out my nose XD
User avatar #20 - lmaopwnt (06/10/2010) [-]
how many thumbs do you usually get just for saying "have a seat"?... cuz i just saw one that has 77 thumbs...
User avatar #21 to #20 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/11/2010) [-]
136 and 87
User avatar #18 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/08/2010) [-]
ALMOST A 1000 THUMBS
User avatar #12 - MCPO (06/08/2010) [-]
Good day.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/08/2010) [-]
Day good
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (06/08/2010) [-]
GDy odoa
User avatar #15 to #14 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/08/2010) [-]
aodo yDG
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (06/08/2010) [-]
yaD dooG
User avatar #17 to #16 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/08/2010) [-]
Have a Seat
User avatar #19 to #17 - MCPO (06/08/2010) [-]
Oh why thank you. But, I rather much stand, Mister Hansen. For i knew you we're here.
User avatar #11 - XxdanixX (06/08/2010) [-]
NO I WILL NOT TAKE A FUCKING SEAT
User avatar #10 - Butt Nuggit (06/06/2010) [-]
i took your son to get some ice-cream, hope it's cool, dig?
#9 - ChrisHansonNBC **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
I diden't know anyone was named like mine.
#8 - ChrisHansonNBC **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Son of a bitch.
#6 - WISDOMANON **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
i have cornered you hansen,the world knows,you will be destroyed at last,i know what you do when you capture the pedos,now TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE
User avatar #7 to #6 - ChrisHansenNBC (06/04/2010) [-]
*Hansen Uses Teleport*
User avatar #3 - ReedingRainbow (03/21/2010) [-]
Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high
Take a look It's in a book
A Reading RainbowI can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A Reading RainbowI can be anything Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow A Reading Rainbow
#2 - mvnameishello **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY I'M GAY. And I like to touch boys.
User avatar #4 to #2 - ChrisHansenNBC (03/23/2010) [-]
have a seat
User avatar #5 to #4 - Shadowlordninek (05/19/2010) [-]
he cant i took it
User avatar #1 - Ackbar (03/17/2010) [-]
It's a trap!
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