can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Terrible! Only those who made the money should have it, not others such as greedy orphans or those without a home!

Out of curiosity, how did you become rich; inheritance or hard work?

HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

So did mine. I called upon my many doctors to help me regain control of my facial muscles.

AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.

Terrible! Only those who made the money should have it, not others such as greedy orphans or those without a home!

Out of curiosity, how did you become rich; inheritance or hard work?

HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

I believe 'them' would refer to peasants as people. Ho ho, as if that could be true!

People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.

So did mine. I called upon my many doctors to help me regain control of my facial muscles.

AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.

Terrible! Only those who made the money should have it, not others such as greedy orphans or those without a home!

Out of curiosity, how did you become rich; inheritance or hard work?

HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Sounds like quite the time. I shall call my chauffeurs chauffeur to bring us to the poor portion of town.

Oh no. Please my good sir allow my cat's chauffeur's chauffeur to get that...erm..."them" if that is what they're called

I believe 'them' would refer to peasants as people. Ho ho, as if that could be true!

People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.

So did mine. I called upon my many doctors to help me regain control of my facial muscles.

AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.

Terrible! Only those who made the money should have it, not others such as greedy orphans or those without a home!

Out of curiosity, how did you become rich; inheritance or hard work?

HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Ah, a fellow rich man. Would you like to throw ten pound diamonds at peasants and talk about all the pools we have in our pools?

That sounds like a jolly good idea. Might we also discuss our restrooms composed of completely gold bricks that we have shat out?

Sounds like quite the time. I shall call my chauffeurs chauffeur to bring us to the poor portion of town.

Oh no. Please my good sir allow my cat's chauffeur's chauffeur to get that...erm..."them" if that is what they're called

I believe 'them' would refer to peasants as people. Ho ho, as if that could be true!

People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.

So did mine. I called upon my many doctors to help me regain control of my facial muscles.

AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.

Terrible! Only those who made the money should have it, not others such as greedy orphans or those without a home!

Out of curiosity, how did you become rich; inheritance or hard work?

HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?

Inheritance and being payed by my servants. I have two very rich parents. Have you ever heard of Lady Gaga or Redd White?

MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!

So that explains their inexplicable absence! How did you convince them to serve you?

Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!

How? I've seen your servants houses. Tiny three floor mansions like those would be too cramped for any sensible man to live in!

Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.

Well, this has been quite the joyous conversation. I must go now, as I need another meal of caviar, white truffles, wagyu beef, and multiple cups of 7500 dollar tea to keep myself from becoming hungry for the next few hours.

Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.

can i come? :3

His slowly growing face was creepy

someone noticed!!!

SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

posting in epic thread

epic post

I feel soo fancy!!! :D

quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.

Nope

one...one question...