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#69 - MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my tw…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +15
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#67 - HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you …  [+] (17 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +15
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#65 - AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, on…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +15
#66 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#67 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#63 - People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we t…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +15
#64 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#65 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.
#66 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#67 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#61 - Oh no. Please my good sir allow my cat's chauffeur's chauffeur…  [+] (23 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +16
#62 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#63 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.
#64 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#65 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.
#66 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#67 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#58 - That sounds like a jolly good idea. Might we also discuss our …  [+] (25 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +14
#59 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#61 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Oh no. Please my good sir allow my cat's chauffeur's chauffeur to get that...erm..."them" if that is what they're called
#62 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#63 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.
#64 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#65 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.
#66 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#67 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#305 - The Good: You're on TV!! The Bad: You're a wanted Pedophile… 11/25/2010 on The Good, the Bad, the Game +3
#50 - <--  [+] (27 new replies) 11/25/2010 on Rich Raven 2 +36
#56 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#58 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
That sounds like a jolly good idea. Might we also discuss our restrooms composed of completely gold bricks that we have shat out?
#59 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#61 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Oh no. Please my good sir allow my cat's chauffeur's chauffeur to get that...erm..."them" if that is what they're called
#62 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#63 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
People! My how amusing! We must get that out of them when we throw our spare diamonds at them.

By the way, i am very jealous of your emotional range, my face has frozen like this after years of glorious wealth.
#64 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#65 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
AH! Brilliant my good sir! I tend to shy away from doctors, one once stole a small portion of my money while he was supposed to be removing a hunk of gold that got wedged on its way out.
#66 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#67 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
HAH hahahah...oh sorry, let me compose myself...i believe you just said "inheritance or hard work" my god sir it was neither. Money has simply rained down upon me since birth, i was born with a large stack of hundreds in hand.

How did you come across your money?
#68 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#69 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
MY GOOD SIR!! i was not aware that you were the child of my two favorite servants!!
#70 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#71 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Convince them? Ah sir, they convinced me to let them serve me! I have not hired a single servant ever!
#72 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#73 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Ah you see, the smaller people aren't sensible, they believe that those are big houses, BIG! hah the fools.
#74 - bitw has deleted their comment.
#75 - Chickenfist (11/25/2010) [-]
Enjoy yourself my friend, that sounds like an exquisite meal. I shall spend my day avoiding my servants who want me to eat "turkey" with them..whatever that is.
#124 - trollFTW (11/26/2010) [-]
can i come? :3
User avatar #109 - AnAmericanComposer (11/25/2010) [-]
His slowly growing face was creepy
User avatar #136 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
someone noticed!!!
#100 - JSTNBEIBER (11/25/2010) [-]
#80 - RigaRigaRiley (11/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
User avatar #90 - Slipperynuts (11/25/2010) [-]
posting in epic thread
#79 - MissVictoriaMeme (11/25/2010) [-]
epic post
User avatar #135 - Chickenfist (11/26/2010) [-]
I feel soo fancy!!! :D
#106 - FrEEz (11/25/2010) [-]
quite.

Screencap'd and getting posted soon.
#19 - <---black man's fantasy 11/25/2010 on black man's fantasy 0
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Nope
#9 - one...one question... 11/23/2010 on Hello Everyone, My Name is... -1
#8 - ...on question....why bother?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2010 on Hello Everyone, My Name is... -1
User avatar #9 - Chickenfist (11/23/2010) [-]
one...one question...
#39 - that is all.... 11/23/2010 on Rich Raven +36
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#12 - *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*.....that is all 11/18/2010 on I made this 0
#66 - I'm the goddamn tardis...i mean...batman  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2010 on BATMAN +1
#69 - anonymous (11/17/2010) [-]
Lol wat
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#62 - You know what else has eggs....YOUR MOTHER! ... … 11/17/2010 on Oh really? +1
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#38 - im just picturing her nipples getting stuck.... 11/14/2010 on Beats a snowman any day +3

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