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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Location:Hawaii
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#5 - those arent shower sandals  [+] (8 replies) 12/04/2015 on fuckin rekt mom +1
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#6 - grasman (12/04/2015) [-]
What else?
#7 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
well in places like hawaii (where i grew up)
we really only wear shorts, and those type of sandals (we call them slippers) are used for casual wear.. these type of sandals are actually higher quality than the slippers we usually wear out.

heres a pic for example.. u can see the attire is a little more formal than casual, and we are still rockin slippers haha
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#8 - grasman (12/04/2015) [-]
Well, ok.
I still don't ge the joke though.
When your mom doesn't let you hang out with your friends you gonna step outside wearing shorts and formal slippers?
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#10 - dremnus (12/04/2015) [-]
Step on a crack, break your mother's back. I think.
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#9 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
hahahah are you trolling?

step on a crack, break your mommas back.
#11 - grasman (12/04/2015) [-]
Never heard that.
I suppose I should mention that english is not my native language.
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#12 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
oh that must be why haha... sorry to confuse you bud
#24 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
English is my native language and i have never heard that before.
#2 - **Chesticles used "*roll picture*"** **Chesticles rolled i…  [+] (3 replies) 12/04/2015 on I object! +12
#5 - chaoticwtf (12/05/2015) [-]
**chaoticwtf used "*roll picture*"**
**chaoticwtf rolled image** The AIGHT God
#4 - biater (12/04/2015) [-]
I've seen aighter but can't remember when
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#3 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
damn it... even ad block cant stop subway
#17 - my goodness, I wasnt even trying to pretend to be jimbles.. i …  [+] (3 replies) 12/04/2015 on jimbles notronbo +1
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#21 - ronyx (12/04/2015) [-]
Too late
RIP
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#23 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
PLEASE TELL HIM I AM SORRY

i dont want bum blast
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#25 - ronyx (12/04/2015) [-]
I am a powerful being, but even I have limitations.
#6 - shut  [+] (6 replies) 12/04/2015 on jimbles notronbo +171
#12 - hassoutobi (12/04/2015) [-]
what about both science and drug?

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#13 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
i am experiencing a happy because i have just gone to the castle where the king and queen have laid a new egg child with their new baby inside and i did a jimble jetpack to see the new baby and i went in through the back window and Prince William did a say of who are you get out get out get out right now i will shoot you and i said do not worry princess william i am the egg fairy and i have come to make this egg become a new baby girl and i smack the egg with my special hand and it did egg crack new baby girl falls out and she speak thank you jimble i am free
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#10 - eddio (12/04/2015) [-]
Jimbles! HELP, IMPOSTER!
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#11 - shadowpieman (12/04/2015) [-]
Your Jimbs cant save ya now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#7 - royrogersmcfreely (12/04/2015) [-]
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#29 - strangesir (12/05/2015) [-]
THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
#4 - it me jimbles  [+] (8 replies) 12/04/2015 on jimbles notronbo +78
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#5 - alarubra (12/04/2015) [-]
lie
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#6 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
shut
#12 - hassoutobi (12/04/2015) [-]
what about both science and drug?

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#13 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
i am experiencing a happy because i have just gone to the castle where the king and queen have laid a new egg child with their new baby inside and i did a jimble jetpack to see the new baby and i went in through the back window and Prince William did a say of who are you get out get out get out right now i will shoot you and i said do not worry princess william i am the egg fairy and i have come to make this egg become a new baby girl and i smack the egg with my special hand and it did egg crack new baby girl falls out and she speak thank you jimble i am free
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#10 - eddio (12/04/2015) [-]
Jimbles! HELP, IMPOSTER!
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#11 - shadowpieman (12/04/2015) [-]
Your Jimbs cant save ya now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#7 - royrogersmcfreely (12/04/2015) [-]
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#29 - strangesir (12/05/2015) [-]
THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
#2 - hey ya bimbo how r ya  [+] (21 replies) 12/04/2015 on jimbles notronbo +63
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#18 - iamchicken (12/04/2015) [-]
>that shade of blue

Greetings Venerable Ancient.
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#24 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
im 12
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#22 - GeneralLeeInsane (12/04/2015) [-]
>credits the shade of blue
>doesn't credit the capitalized letter

[obligatory newfag comment]
#26 - supahsayin (12/04/2015) [-]
Tfw you didn't think capitalized usernames wouldn't be restricted in any reasonable future
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#27 - GeneralLeeInsane (12/04/2015) [-]
After the spaces in the names got restricted, I knew it would only be a matter of time.
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#16 - ronyx (12/04/2015) [-]
IMPOSTER, just so you know I'm intimate friends with jimble and you are already a dead man walking
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#17 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
my goodness, I wasnt even trying to pretend to be jimbles.. i was making a joke. If you guys would rather me take this down I will. I never wanted to offend anyone. I am definitely not jimbles nontronbo, and never claimed to be. Usually, in the comment section of jimbles pics everyone talks like jimble, and thats what I was doing.
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#21 - ronyx (12/04/2015) [-]
Too late
RIP
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#23 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
PLEASE TELL HIM I AM SORRY

i dont want bum blast
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#25 - ronyx (12/04/2015) [-]
I am a powerful being, but even I have limitations.
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#3 - alarubra (12/04/2015) [-]
You aren't jimble.
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#34 - hopporto (12/05/2015) [-]
not jimbles
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#4 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
it me jimbles
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#5 - alarubra (12/04/2015) [-]
lie
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#6 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
shut
#12 - hassoutobi (12/04/2015) [-]
what about both science and drug?

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#13 - Chesticles (12/04/2015) [-]
i am experiencing a happy because i have just gone to the castle where the king and queen have laid a new egg child with their new baby inside and i did a jimble jetpack to see the new baby and i went in through the back window and Prince William did a say of who are you get out get out get out right now i will shoot you and i said do not worry princess william i am the egg fairy and i have come to make this egg become a new baby girl and i smack the egg with my special hand and it did egg crack new baby girl falls out and she speak thank you jimble i am free
User avatar
#10 - eddio (12/04/2015) [-]
Jimbles! HELP, IMPOSTER!
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#11 - shadowpieman (12/04/2015) [-]
Your Jimbs cant save ya now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#7 - royrogersmcfreely (12/04/2015) [-]
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#29 - strangesir (12/05/2015) [-]
THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE